A Prothean In Equestria

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Science Fiction, Tragedy
Length: 1729

Javik wakes up in another parallel universe filled with annoying Ponies.

Javik, one of the last of the Protheans to put himself into cryogenic stasis in a desperate attempt to save his species from annihilation by the Reapers.

To his indescribable horror, he somehow woke up in another parallel universe filled with annoying Ponies.

A pointless Mass Effect crossover. Please don't take this seriously. It was made quite simply for silliness' sake.

Mature rating for rude jokes. Also Mass Effect is a M-Rated game itself.

Published 2013-04-27 12:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-29 15:20:14 UTC

Wake up to this?

Within a bunker deep underground an anthropoidal alien known as a Prothean, that had two pairs of eyes with each eye possessing dual pupils, and two pairs of nostrils, his head is covered in a thick, layered carapace, the being's skin is a pale blue-gray color mottled with muted yellow spots. Their hands each have three fingers, and their feet each have two widely-spaced toes.

This particular member of his species, whom was wearing light red power armor while having an argument with a green transparent hologram of his race, whom also wore power armor.

"A few minutes!" he shouted at the VI while ignoring the blazing inferno down the hallway of the bunker.

"No, the bunker is falling. There's no other option."

"There are pods online! Those soldiers are still alive!"

"Their sacrifice will be honored in the coming empire. Preparing neutron bombardment, get to your lifepod now." He reluctantly agreed with the VI, then ran over to a cryogenic stasis pod, opened it and lay himself down inside it. "Neutron bombardment under way." He closed his eyes as the ground began to rumble as the bombs go off on the surface. "The bunker is secure, Commander Javik."

"What is left of it. A few hundred people. How am I to rebuild an empire from that?"

"Further adjustments may be necessary. The neutron purge has compromised the facility."

"Clarify."

"Sensors are damaged. Automated reactivation is not an option. You will remain in stasis until a new culture discovers this bunker. This may lead to a power shortage."

"Do not shut off more pods! I need the few that are left!"

"Power needs will be triaged appropriately. You will be the voice of our people."

"I will be more than that." he said as darkness took him into cryogenic sleep.

***

A small, purple wingless dragon with green scales walked down the stairs to find a machine in the middle of the library’s floor.

"Twilight, what is this?"

Twilight Sparkle the young lavender unicorn walked down the stairs to see the machine herself.

"I have no idea Spike."

They both headed over to the machine to have a closer look, but then seemingly for no appellant reason the pod opened itself to reveal Javik's rapidly defrosting body.

The Prothean opened his eyes to see Spike and Twilight staring at him, and for some reason everything looked way to colorful and bright.

Javik roared in anger while his body flashed with light green Biotic energy, which created a powerful force that sent Spike and Twilight flying across the room to smack into a bookshelf, which caused the bookshelf to fall over and spew books all over the floor.

He climbed out of the pod to land on his knees, then stood up staggering a little as he looked around the room in confusion.

Twilight ran towards Javik to shout at him.

"Why did you just attack us?! Do you have any idea who I am?! Where did you come from? Why are you here? What are you---

Javik simply stared at the strange creature before him, without reading it's physiology, he could not understand one thing it was saying.

"Are you even listening to me?!" she screamed.

Javik briefly touched the creature on the forehead to gain understanding of this being's language.

"How many others?" he asked the unicorn.

"Others? There are more of you?"

"Yes, there are more of us primitive. Now answer my question!" he bellowed in frustration.

"Don't call Twilight primitive!" Spike shouted.

"Relax Spike. Anyway, regarding your question, I don't really kn--- Javik walked away from her to head towards the door. "Where are you going?"

"That is none of your concern stupid creature!" he said as he slammed the door behind him.

The morning residents of Ponyville stared at Javik in shock as he walked out the front door of Twilight's library.

"I'M SURROUNDED BY PRIMITIVES!" he shouted in anger towards the heavens.

For not only was he surrounded by those stupid things called horses on the Human world, everything around him looked so ridiculously cartoony.

"Hi!" Another one of those annoying creatures approached him, it's bright pink body giving him an eyesore. "I'm Pinkie Pie, will you be my friend?"

"No! Go away primitive!" he shouted.

"Aww! Why do you have to be such a grumpy pants?!"

"Yeah!" shouted Spike from behind him next to Twilight.

"If you were in a war with the fate of your entire species at stake, only to wake up to be surrounded by things like you, you'd too be a grumpy pants."

"No, I wouldn’t!" said Pinkie Pie.

"Your species wouldn’t last five minutes against the Reapers. For as far as I can tell you haven't traveled in space yet."

"You're such a downer. But we can help you beat the Reapers."

"Asking your species for help would break the logical narrative of my universe."

"Meh, logic is overrated."

"I no longer wish to be played as a puppet by some God's twisted idea of a joke."

"Huh?"

"Someone teleported me here into this alternate reality. Now, goodbye primitives."

He pulled a pistol out from his belt and shot himself in the head blowing his brains out and splattering blood everywhere.

Ponies gasped in horror seeing this happen, many proceeded to vomit up their breakfasts.

***

Javik opened his eyes to find himself somehow alive and strapped onto a hospital bed with ropes.

"Am I to be trapped here forever?

Author's Note

If Javik could get to my universe, he would kill me for doing this to him.

Annoying Ponies

Javik lay strapped on the hospital bed thinking.

"Why did they bring me back to life? Am I to be tormented by these things until I die of old age?!" he thought.

Jarvik easily tore the ropes off him, then stood up off the bed and made his way out of the room.

"Stop right there criminal scum!" shouted two white unicorn Royal Guards holding two spears , whom wore golden armor outside the room.

"No!"

With a roar Jarvik released biotic energy at the Royal Guards causing them to float helplessly in the air and drop their spears.

Jarvik grabbed one of the spears and then proceeded to stab himself in the throat with it, thus killing himself.

***

Javik opened his eyes to find himself somehow alive again and on the same bed, this time however he isn't strapped to it.

"Why won't they let me die?" he shouted in anger.

"Because we wish to know more about you." said Princess Celestia from across the room.

Javik sat up sighing in defeat.

"If I tell you what you want to know, will you allow me to end my life permanently?"

"If that is your wish, then yes, I will allow you to end your life."

"Good, what is it you want to know?"

"What is your name?"

"My name is Javik. Yours?"

"Celestia. Now, what are the Reapers?"

"Ancient machines bent on harvesting all advance organic life."

"Harvesting?"

"They wipe out entire species in what they call the cycle." Celestia gasped in horror. "My species, the Protheans was the most recent to be harvested by them."

"Why do they do this?"

"We do not know, all we know is that we were not the first to be harvested by them."

"I can avenge your people, I may be even be able to bring them back."

"No, you can't. The Reapers are nearly completely unstoppable, even with your magic I doubt you could defeat them in war. Besides your universe probably doesn't even have Reapers."

"But what if it does?"

"You will find them in dark space beyond the galaxy's horizon, once you do destroy them, if you can."

"Why didn't your race do that?"

"We did not even know they even existed, until it was too late, the cycle had already begun across the galaxy."

"So the Reapers go into hiding at the end of each cycle?"

"Yes, we theorized that they go into a state of hibernation between cycles. Could you imagine how terrifying they would be if the Reapers had the ability to travel the Multiverse?"

"They would eventually end up in the wrong universe, where they would face justice for their crimes."

"You're right, I could imagine invincible versions of you horses from another universe kicking their asses back into dark space and beyond, to avenge all the fallen races."

Celestia chuckled in response.

"I take it your race isn't invincible then?" Javik stood up off the bed. "Well, Celestia, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself."

With that Javik walked out of the room bumping into Lyra Heartstrings smiling broadly at him.

"Hey, you look kinda like a Human. Wanna go out for coffee?"

"Mating between species? A pointless exercise."

"Awww, you're a mean xenophobe!"

"You should seek help for that disturbing Human fetish of yours."

Lyra looked down sadly as Javik walked past her down the hallway.

***

Javik walked out of the hospital making his way over to the Ever Free Forest.

Just as he was about to enter the forest he heard Pinkie Pie shouting.

"Javik, wait!" she yelled at him as she ran towards him.

"You again? How do you know my name?!"

"I just know these things."

"Right, goodbye primitive."

"Don't go in there, it's dangerous!"

"I wish to die, I might as well die fighting something."

Tears ran down Pinkie Pie's eyes.

"I can be your friend and make a party just for you, to give you a new lease on life." she whimpered.

"I-I appreciate your offer, but you do not know nor will ever experience the horrors I have seen in my life."

"But-but-but--

"But nothing! Were you ever forced to kill indoctrinated husks that were once your own men, women and children in war?" Pinkie Pie moved her lips to say something, but ended up saying nothing. "Live your life here, don't let people like me bring you down. Do not concern yourself with my fate."

And so Javik entered the forest leaving teary eyed Pinkie Pie behind.

The End

Author's Note

An open ended ending for you all.

If you want to make spin off of this fan fiction or a complete overall remake of this go ahead.