Shinji Ikari goes to pony land (and other NGE X MLP Short Stories)

THIS

IS

FUCKING

STUPID

Today was going to be a wonderful day, wonderful indeed, at least for some people...

Shinji Ikari was a normal kid, yep, normal, his dad abandoned him to live with his teacher/grandparents after his mom died in an 'accident', suddenly one day a few years later some hot chick takes him to see his dad and a giant monster thing called an angel attacked japan, Shinji meets his dad, plot happens, Shinji now has to pilot a biomech thing called unit 01 that has his mom's soul inside it and fight the angels that are threatening mankind or some shit.

So then he starts living with the hot mother figure that brought him to his dad, whose name is Misato Katsuragi by the way.

Then he meets this submissive hottie named Rei Aianami, who also has to pilot a giant biomech thing called unit 00.

Then some bitch from Germany named Asuka Langley Soryu, she's a bitch.

Anyway, they fight angels, also the apocalypse is inevitable because Rei will turn everyone into tang.

So everybody was in some weird place practicing being tang'd.

"Alright so here we go in 3 2 1." Shinji's dad said.

Shinji's dad pressed a button, and everyone turned into lovely orange tang including himself.

Shinji's dad pressed the button again despite being liquid and everyone turned back to normal.

Well, not everyone...

"Yo where that baka Shinji be at yo?" Asuka asked.

"I don't give a shit." Shinji's dad said.

"Okay then lets keep going." Rei said.

"Where the fuck am I?" Shinji said.

He was obviously in some weird, original, never used forest.

Suddenly a manticore came right the fuck out of nowhere.

"OH SHIT, THIS IS SO ORIGINAL." Shinji yelled.

Shinji looked around for something to use for self-defence.

On the ground he saw a spoon, with the words "Zfg was here" engraved on the handle.

Shinji quickly grabbed the spoon, and pointed it at the Manticore in a menacing way.

"Stay back man! I'm warning you, I have a spoon!" Shinji said.

"Nah man, fuck that." the manticore said.

Suddenly the Manticore turned into an Angel. No not the religious kind, I mean the Evangelion kind.

"OH SHIT!" Shinji said.

Shinji ran the fuck outta there.

In the distance he saw a town, which he decided to check out because why the fuck not?

Suddenly a pink pony flew at him with lightning speed.

"HI THERE I'M PINKIE PIE AND I LIKE PARTIES AND SHIT AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND YOU OH WOW HEY THERE PERSON WHO IS CURRENTLY READING THIS I AM BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AND IT'S SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LOL ECKS DEE." Pinkie Pie said.

"Ironic shitposting is still shitposting faggot!" Shinji said to pinkie pie.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS YOU MEANIE." Pinkie said.

"Because you're not funny!" Shinji said.

"Hey don't talk shit to Pinkie Pie!" Some rainbow bitch said.

"Who are you?" Shinji asked.

"I'm Rainbow Dash and I'm the best at flying and I'm so fast and I'm going to be in the bonerwolts (you owe me Moldy (not really, it's cool.)) because lesbians!"

"Yeah how interesting." Shinji said sarcastically.

"What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. ?" Rainbow dash said.

She jumped at Shinji and started beating him up until he passed out.

Shinji woke up in a basement all tied up.

"Oh shit where am I?" Shinji asked.

"In my basement." Purple Unicorn said.

"Who are you?" Shinji asked da euwnikorn.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle!" Twilight Sprinkles said.

"Oh cool, wanna be friends?" Shinji asked.

"No! You where a big meanie to my friend!" Twilight Sporks said.

"I'll apologize." Shinji replied.

"Really? Cool, I guess we can be friends now!" Twilight said.

"Oh boy!" Shinji said.

Twilight untied Shinji

"I'm going to introduce you to all my friends!" Twilight said.

"Okay!" Shinji yelled.

So Shinji and Twilight skipped outside, and ran off to meet Twilight's friends, completely oblivious of the Angel that was destroying Ponyville in the distance, and the terrified screams of the victims in the attack.

Shinji and Twilight now sat at a table in sugarcube corner with some other gay ponies.

"Shinji these are my friends." Twilight said.

"HELLO I AM FLUTTERSHY AND I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS." Some stick of butter said very quietly.

"I am Rainbow Dash and we have already met." Rainblow Dryer said.

"I am Rarity and I want to make clothes for you. Faggot." Marshmallow said.

"IamPinkiePieandwealreadymet." Pinkie Pie said.

"Do you have to talk like that?" Shinji asked.

"Yes." Cotton Candy replied.

"Anyways, ahm Applejack and ahm jus a bakroun' character or something and ah like them apples hyuk." Inferior Mud Pony Applejack said.

Suddenly the roof came off sugarcube corner.

"HEY KID I'M CELESTIA, I'M A GOD OR SOMETHING, THERE ARE MONSTERS EVERYWHERE AND I NEED YOU TO PILOT AN EVANGELION MADE FROM THESE FAGGY PONIES TO KILL THEM NOW LET ME ZAP Y'ALL WITH MY MAGIC." Sunbutt said.

"Wait, what?" Twilight said.

"GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS FAGGOT" Celestia yelled at Shinji.

"NOT AGAIIIIN!" Shinji yelled.

So Celestia zapped them with her magic, and an Evangelion came out of sugar cube corner that Shinji was piloting.

THE END

MOTHER FUCKING CREDITS

And then it turned into an Evangelion fanfic except ponies

And then it turned into a dubs thread

MADE BY KRAGOR

A CROSSOVER WITH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION AND MY LITTLE PONY

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"I'M MOTHERFUCKING CANADIAN, WAIT WHY AM I REVIEWING MY OWN SHIT" -Kragor

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