Necore's super fun house of adventure and "Hero-ing"!

by EverlastingKnightmare

[Short] A-team of equestria! MOVE OUT!

Previous Chapter

Sweet jebus its been forever, lets try and get some work done shall we?

Everyone was sore to say the least, most of Necore’s bones were broke and burned, Skyhaven had been kicked in the chest hard enough to go flying almost a mile and Nedark, the dragon that kicked everyones ass, had been blown up and shot with a lightning bolt. Sore hardly described it, so these misfits went back into town and rented a room for three to rest up. Necore was laying in a bathtub filled with aloe vera for the burns and his broken bones were tied together so they would regen right, Skyhaven was laying on one of the beds with an icepack the size of a childs swimming pool on her chest, and Nedark was sitting on one of the beds meditating to try and get rid of some of the pain he was currently feeling. Necore let out a loud groan as he layed in his tub. “Remind me to never make a blind joke again.”

“I don’t see how we could stop you.” Skyhaven grumbled from under the icepack. Nedark made a low growl at the joke. “Easy tiger, lets not repeat the pain fest.”

“Then knock it off with the jokes.” He grumbled, lowering his head. Necore let out some incoherent sound which points out he had fully submerged himself in the aloe vera. “I must have burned him bad...”

“Ya sure did, why else do you think he is in there drowning himself?” Skyhaven grumbled again. Nedark turned his head towards her, but went back to looking down. “So how did ya end up with the no eyesight thing?” She asked rather bluntly.

Nedark sighed, and stretched. “I was born blind, the blindfold is suppose to point that out to some degree.” Skyhaven got up and gave him a look.

“How the hell does wearing a blindfold tell other you were born blind?” Nedark just sat there for a few moments before faceclawing. “There ya go smart one.” She turned her head towards the bathroom. “Yo bones, when are we leaving?”

“When the burns go away.” Necore called, reemerging from the burn-away. “Which shouldn’t take long, maybe 10, 15 minutes.” Skyhaven groaned and laid back down. They remained up in that room for maybe half an hour due to pretty much everyone falling asleep. After that half hour, Nedark was the first to awaken. He sat up for a few minutes before pushing himself off the bed and walking over to Skyhaven.

“Wake up, its time we got moving.” He poked her in the side with one of his claws, and let me tell you it does NOT tickle to be jabbed in the side with a sharp claw. Skyhaven shot up and punched Nedark straight in the jaw, which sent him crashing into the opposite wall.

“WHAT!? WHY DID YOU STAB ME!?” She yelled, pushing the ice pack with melted ice in it to the floor. Nedark shook the dizziness out of his head and gave her an angry look.

“I was waking you up so we could leave you insane dog.” He growled and rubbed his jaw. Skyhaven gave him a sheepish smile before rushing into the bathroom. With Necore’s skull being unmoving, it was hard to tell if he was awake or not. She looked down into his empty eye sockets and poked her fingers into them, detaching the skull from the body.

“Hey Bones! Wake up! We need to get amoving!” She shook his skull up and down rapidly until he started yelling at her.

“OK OK FINE PUT ME BACK AND LETS GO!” Skyhaven chuckled and snapped his head back onto his body. Necore then got out of the tub and shook off the aloe vera that clung to his bones. He grabbed his robe which was draped over the sink and put it on. “Alright, lets leave without paying.” Everyone agreed (Nedark a bit reluctantly) and they exited out the window. They walked around some stalls, buying food for the more alive members of the group and camping supplies. They then made their way to the Stalliongrad main gate. “Alrighty then!” Necore laughed and took the first step out. “Its time to go on adventures!”

“Thats good and all.” Nedark commented. “But where will we go?”

“ADVENTURE!” Yelled both Necore and Skyhaven, who grabbed Nedark and ran out into the wide wide world that would probably kill them in the next week.


Author's Note

Holy shit the magic that went into this chapter was godless, lets wait for more horrible writing shall we?!