Pinkie Is Alive.

by YourNeighborhoodAlicorn

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 1007

I put NO effort at all into finding this picture. Also, i wrote this after beating the game called "I Am Alive". Pretty damn good if you ask me. It's 2 A.M as i'm writing this so i'm half asleep. Teen for language.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-28 01:27:52 UTC

Before The Storm

1 Week Before 'The Event'

"Hey Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie Yelled at the top of her lungs.

The ear screeching scream had awoken Rainbow Dash from one of her famous naps. As she lay on her cloud looking down at the fluffy pink pony, she had immediately begun to turn red with anger.

"What could it possibly be this time Pinkie?!" she exclaimed from her cloud, flattened from her sleeping on top of it.

"Are you going to Gummy's birthday party next week? It's gonna be super mega ultra amazing awesomely spectacular!" She said rapidly. "It will be 20% cooler if you come!"

"Well, i am the most awesome pony in Equestria," She said in a boastful tone."Of course i'll be there Pinkie. I would never miss one of your parties."

"Great! Gummie is gonna be so excited! Maybe you can do one of your Sonic Rainboom's at the party. Gummy would love it if you could!" said Pinkie with excitement.

"For you Pie', i'll do anything," she said while flexing her wings. "Now then, i would like to get some sleep."

Pinkie Pie then went on merrily to Twilight's Library to invite her. On the way, she was handing out party invites to everypony she could see in her line of sight. Cheerilee, Big Mac, Granny Smith, the CMC's, you name it. All the while she was singing her famous song about how she loves to make people smile.

As she appeared at Twilight's door, she had knocked on the door at an extreme pace. If she had knocked any harder the door would've practically broke down. Twilight was currently inside wrapped up in a book about some stupid freaking spells that she doesn't even use in the fucking show. Spike, her #1 assistant, had been busy washing the dishes in the kitchen.

"Are you gonna get that?" Spike said while washing the dishes.

"Hmm, what did you say Spike?" she dully responded.

"Once again, I have to get it" Spike muttered to himself.

As Spike opened the door to the library, he got trampled by what seemed to be a blur going at the speed of light. Pinkie had tackled Twilight to the ground while she was reading a book. As Twilight had been dazed, she had teleported back on to her feet.

"Ow..... Pinkie?" she said dumbfounded. " What are you doing here?"

"Hey there Twilight!" she said. "Are you going to Gummy's birthday party next week? It's gonna be super fun! All of our friends are gonna be there!"

"Aw Pinkie, you know i always go to all of your birthday parties. I'll make a note on my calendar as a reminder, and when i say i'll do it i really mean Spike."

"Of course i always have to do it..." He muttered. "Not like you get off your fatass to do anything yourself anyway...."

And with that, Pinkie had left to Fluttershy's cottage on the outskirts of town. As she was skipping along, she was admiring the beauty of the nature around her. Sniffing flowers, looking at the adorable bunny's, scaring them off, all that fun stuff.

She arrived at Fluttershy's cottage at what seemed to be a few seconds. She had heard Fluttershy singing in her backyard with her little bird friends. Knowing that Fluttershy was well.. shy, she pulled out the party cannon because she's that much of a douche. She went inside and pulled the switch, launching her towards the tree she was singing with the birds in.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Fluttershy!" she proclaimed while being launched in the air.

Fluttershy had hid in a nearby bush in order to avoid the pink projectile flying toward her. Pinkie had collided with the tree ultimately sending every single bird flying. The tree was knocked down as Pinkie went with it.

"Oh.... Sorry about that Fluttershy," she said disappointingly. "Anyway, are you coming to Gummy's party? You'll meet lots of cool people even though i know your shy and all."

"Oh um........ i don't know Pinkie.... I have to take care of all the ani-" she was interrupted.

"Pretty please with a chocolate muffin with 5 billion more muffins with sprinkles on top?" She begged the yellow mare.

"Well when you put it that way.... I guess i could go for a little bit," she said with her cute little voice.

After convincing Fluttershy to go, the only pony left was Rarity. She strolled on to Carousel Boutique in search of the element of generosity. As she came to the door of Rarity's workplace, she saw that the door was already ajar. Rarity was inside working on another outfit while Sweetie Belle had been standing still as to not disturb Rarity in any way. Sweetie Belle looked at Pinkie Pie with excitement as she finally had someone to play with due to her sister was being a giant bitch and not talking to her.

"Hey Pinkie Pie!" Sweetie Belle said. "You wanna play a game?"

"Aw i can't right now, but maybe tomorrow if i'm not busy breaking the fourth wall i can play with you," Pinkie said with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"Rarity, are you coming to Gummy's party? Everyone's gonna be there, including Fluttershy!" she had said while

Rarity was sewing.

"Wait darling did i hear you correctly? You managed to get Fluttershy to go?" Rarity pondered.

"Yep! I don't even know how i did it myself." Pinkie had wondered.

"If you managed to get Fluttershy to go then this party must be amazing," Rarity had said with envy. "I simply must go. Expect me to be fashionably late. Now then darling, i simply must get back on working on this outfit."

"OK! I'll leave you to it." Pinkie said as she merrily galloped through the door.

Pinkie trotted off to Sugar Cube Corner in excitement to next week. She was so thrilled she could hardly sleep at all. Awaiting next week she had continued her usual routine not knowing of what to come.....