Heroes, Unite!

So with the terrible tensome, and the weapon of mass cuteness, off to see Twilight, certain things were bound to go awry. Such as Luffy getting caught by Rainbow Dash, about a centimetre above Master Chief, still hugging Sweetie Belle. Luffy’s legs and arms were hanging down in front of the Chief, as he laughed. “THAT WAS SO FUN! Lets do it again”

“Hold on there, moron, you dropped 300 feet straight down..” Rainbow Dash said, chuckling, before noticing the armour clad human, holding one of her best friend’s little sister. “Hey! Why are you holding Sweetie?!”

“She’s adorable. She could conquer worlds!”

“Put my sister down!”  Rarity caught up, panting slightly, but seemingly not as angry as she sounded. Infact, she was stifling a giggle, by pressing a hoof to her mouth. “Still, that is kind of cute..”

But. My weapon of cuteness. How could I defend myself if not with her? But...the white pony had a point. It was her sister, after all.

“But...She’s so cute!” The Chief sniffed slightly, then put Sweetie down, his head bowed in sadness. “I want one..”

Rainbow Dash blinked, then blushed slightly. “Uhh...unless you are planning on being a dad, then that ain’t gonna happen..” Sweetie and Rarity laughed slightly at this, then looked at Chief. He was now examining Luffy with interest, poking his arm slowly. Luffy just sat there, having being dropped by Rainbow a few moments before. After a second or two, Master Chief grabbed the boy’s arm, then pulled slowly. Instead of Luffy being pulled forward, his entire arm stretched out.

“A child with flesh the consistency of rubber. Odd.” The Chief remarked, before looking at the ponies behind him. First- he assessed the teen. Threat level: Negative 10. After the stretching? Five. Sweetie Belle: Threat level- Over 9000. Rarity: Threat Level- 30. Jury’s still out on her horn. Rainbow Dash: Threat level- Awesome. They were all wide-eyed, mouths open. And then the Chief’s heart melted. Clutching at his chest in vain, he let out a long, pained noise. “HNNNNNNnnnnnnnnggg!”

“Chief?!” Sweetie rushed over to him, prodding his shin with her horn. “What’s wrong!?”

Chief released an audible gasp and then tackled Sweetie, rolling to let her sit on his chest. “Too much cute..Can’t..go on.” Dramatically, he threw his head back, before laughing. When he finished, his head moved back to see the deadpan expressions Luffy and Rainbow were giving him. “...What?”

“You’re stupid.” Luffy remarked, shaking his head slightly, looking at the Chief

“You’re an idiot.” Rainbow said, in sync with the rubber-man, her eyebrow raised.

Chief sat up. bowing his head again as if that was the end of the insults. The spartan then stood up, lifting up Sweetie Belle and putting her on top of his head. “Well, that’s rude. I simply like cute things. Is that bad? I'm a genetically created soldier, made to be the ultimate weapon. I have crushed aliens under my heel. My defence against cute things? -50 percent. My armor was not made to resist cute.”  Shrugging slightly, he made sure Sweetie was holding on tightly, before looking round at the other three. “So, we have a rubber-man, a rainbow pony that can fly, and a horny white pony. Seems...legit, I guess.”

Rarity blinked once, then shook her head quickly. “No! I am a unicorn, you got that?!”

Rainbow Dash was giggling into her hooves, before bursting out in laughter. “Bwa ha ha ha!” Dash fell to the floor, rolling around in laughter. Luffy and Sweetie just looked at each other, before shrugging slightly. Rarity, however, was still in a rant.

“UNICORN. Not...what you said. In any case. Well. Some cases. But NOT this one.” Rarity was getting more and more flustered by the second, and Rainbow just kept on laughing at her. “Oh...be quiet, Rainbow...”

Luffy shrugged slightly, then blinked a few times, staring at Rainbow Dash. Looking back, she blushed slightly, looking back at him. “Wh-what?! Is there something on my face?” She patted her fur slightly, before looking back up at the boy in the hat. A light snore was heard, before Luffy fell backwards, fast asleep. “Umm. What?”

The Chief chuckled, then shook his head. A rubber-man with narcolepsy. This was an odd world indeed.

“HEY. RAINBOW, RARITY! HOWDY! Ah found a human.” Chief, and by extension, Sweetie Belle, turned to look at the newcomer. Or, two newcomers. One was another orange pony, with a Stetson hat. The other was a human, short brown hair, blue jeans, and a teal shirt.

The new human waved, smiling slightly at the small group of humans and ponies. Then frowned slightly at Luffy, who was snoring standing up. Shaking his head, the new human put out his hand to the Chief, who promptly shook it. The Chief spoke up then, looking at the plain looking human. Threat Level at the moment - 5. Applejack and Rarity looked at how the humans were interacting with interest, before the silent human looked at Luffy, walking towards him, and peering at him. And then he woke up.

“AGHHH! GUM GUM BULLET!” Luffy had panicked, and sent his fist flying at the human. He moved to the side however, and his fist flew past him. And then immediately flew past the Chief. And then another 50 foot. This guy could stretch. Far. The Chief took a moment to relook his Threat Level of Luffy. About a 75 now.

However, Luffy quickly apologized, but was wondering why the human was in his face when we awoke. In response, a shrug. “Ah think he was curious why yah were asleep.”Applejack remarked.  The new human nodded, and pointed at AJ, before a light brown stream formed into a miniature sign in his hand, which he placed down, and somehow wrote on it.

Call me Steve. Can’t use my voice yet, been too long.

The rest of the group nodded, then the Chief spoke up. “Steve? What was that thing you did just then. To summon the sign?”

Steve punched the sign, making it small again, before placing it back down, and writing again.

Dunno. Always been able to do it.

Chief shrugged, before turning away, to look at Luffy. He had reeled his arm in, and was fast asleep again. So asleep, he didn’t hear the clank of metal armour walking up behind him. Peering around the narcoleptic rubber-man, he saw a man in armour, and a small yellow pony, with wings. The yellow pony looked up at the Chief, then let out a small “Eep!” and hid behind the person in armour. Holy shit this one is almost as dangerous as Sweetie. Too much cute.

The new human spoke up then.. “Good day. My name is Knight Solaire. I assume you three.” He points at the three other ponies. “Know Fluttershy?” Rainbow, Rarity, and Sweetie, on top of Chief’s head, all nodded, Sweetie giggling slightly. “I see. Well, It is good to meet you all.” Ignoring the sleeping human, Solaire walked up to Chief, and held out his hand. The Chief met his hand to the Knight’s, and shook it.

“Ouch..” As the Chief pulled his hand away, he inspected his gauntlet. There were hundreds of hairline cracks running across it. Just how strong is this guy? He then looked back up at Solaire, who was at this moment in time giving the ponies a deep bow. “Steve” was eating an apple, which he had presumably conjured. As soon as he did, the bones in his right hand started popping back into place. Steve looked at the Chief, and shrugged slightly, pointing at Solaire.

Chief just shook his head, before stretching slightly. “Should we get going then? To this Twilight?”

The entire group nodded, as Chief picked up Sweetie again, and placed her back on his head. “Onwards, men, Ponies, and my WMC.”

“WMC?”

“Weapon of Mass Cuteness!”