Pbat and Sly's Adventure

Pba and Sly's Adventure

Prologue - The Shitting of Bricks

ninjadatkillz

4/28/13

Life is a bitch.

I awoke on a cold, stone, floor in what looked like a holding cell. I sat up and immediately felt a sharp pain throughout my body. Man, if this was Stephen, he outdid himself this time.

I took another look around to get my surroundings. There were no windows, so there was no way of escape here. There was no door, just a room with no exit. To my right, there was a bed made of, straw? Alright, I have heard of cruel, but a straw bed was pushing the boundaries. Other than that, nothing was in the room. I sighed.

Alright, so I'm stuck in a room with no means of escape, and a bed made of straw. Great. Plan B, activate, I thought.

"HELLO? ANYONE HERE?" I yelled to no one. No response.

Just perfect. Nobody here.

I thought about the moments leading up to this event.

"Hey, Sly. Dion here," I messaged one of my best friends, Eddie, on Skype. Today, we were finally recording Minecraft The Movie: 12. To me, it was a relief. My comment sections were filled with 'Do more Minecraft Movies!' or 'GODDAMMIT, WHERE'S MINECRAFT THE MOVIE 12!?!' After this, I could finally look through my comments without the repetitive questions.

"Sup Dion. What do you want?" he replied.

"Well, I gave a little leak on my Twitter for Minecraft The Movie 12. Too many people have been requesting it. Just something for two hours. You in?"

"I guess, I got nothing better to do. Keep it to a max of three, because I gotta see my girlfriend in a few."

"Alright, what mods do you want?" I asked Eddie, just to confirm.

"Just use the pack I gave you a week ago. You checked it out yet? Stephen said it was supposed to be awesome."

"Nope, how about you?" I asked Eddie, not so sure if I should trust Stephen. I've only been on a world with his mod packs once, but I soon found out he loaded some sort of ridiculous nuke mod. Apparently, he modified the map so the spawn block had a pressure plate which activated a nuke. It was no fun for either of us.

"Nope. Let me guess, you don't trust him. Well, nobody does, so that's why we're putting it on!" he exclaimed. "Besides, what could possibly go wrong?" he added.

"Now that you just said that, every possible thing," I replied, and starting up a Skype call in the process. "Ahh, much better!"

"Okay, so put the mods in the server and in your jar," Eddie said

"Yea, yea, I know how it works, you dingus. I just hope it doesn't turn out to be some sort of troll. Seriously, Stephen has a shit ton of creativity." I was not lying here. Knowing Stephen, he could just start an apocalypse with the snap of his fingers.

"Okay, I'm starting up Minecraft," I said to Eddie.

"Yea, same," he replied.

I clicked on the Minecraft logo, and suddenly, everything started to shake.

"Shit, are you feeling this?" I asked, starting to panic. It was a rare occasion for Canada to get earthquakes this far inland, let alone one of this high magnitude.

"Oh, shit! You mean some sort of level nine mag earthquake? If so, yea!" he yelled out to me, barely audible over the noise of the quake.

"Did we get nuked for playing Minecraft? I swear, if this is Ste-" is all I got to say before disappearing into a wormhole.

After leaving my thought train, I realized food and water appeared out of nowhere.

Alright, *that** was weird,* I thought. Food materializing out of thin air? Hey, food is food! I definitely ruled out Stephen as a possibility now. There is no way he could suddenly create an earthquake on his own, and teleport food into a room with no apparent openings. Whoever, or maybe in this case, whatever was behind this, will pay. But hey, you can't get revenge on an empty stomach. I grinned. Even in the worst of situations, I could make myself laugh.

I grabbed what food there was, which consisted of two apples, some carrots, and flowers? I just assumed the flowers were decoration, but still. Why prison food shouldn't consist of any type of decor.

Prison, I thought. That's how I think of this place. I guess that was an accurate description of this place. Wait a minute. I looked down at my clothes, and was surprised to see they were actually mine, and not prison attire. Realizing what this meant, I checked my pockets, and I found my phone. I turned it on to see it actually still worked.

"Yes!" I muttered to myself as my iPhone 5 glowed to life. I only had time to check my battery life before the phone disappeared out of my hands. "Oh my fucking god. You got to be kidding me!"

I hope Eddie's fine. The more I dwelled on it, the more I realized Eddie is going through the exact same thing as me. I just hoped he's coping fine. After all, he is not one you want to leave alone in an enclosed room like this one. He'll probably die of boredom, I thought as a took a sip of water. I took yet another smile. I had a sick since of humor, but hey, a champ's gotta do what a champ's gotta do.

I checked my pockets to see if my phone miraculously ended back up in there, but to my disappointment, nothing was there besides a piece of paper. Wait, this wasn't there before. I unfolded the piece of paper and read it.

Dear Dion,

I hope you are doing well in your holding cell. Don't worry, this will only be temporary. The guards and I will release you within the hour, but we had to first check if you were hostile. After all, it isn't everyday where you get somepony dropping through the ceiling of the throne room.

If you are wondering, your friend is fine. He is in the cell across from yours. He will be sent a similar letter. I know you will have lots of questions, so when I release you, feel free to ask as many after I have finished my questioning.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

Alright, I pretty much pissed myself right here. I read the letter multiple times, just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. After all, it isn't everyday you get teleported to a world of cartoon ponies! After reading about five times, I passed out.