Chapter 1 - Telepathic Speaking? Seems Legit.

Pbat and Sly's Adventure

Chapter 1 - Telepathic Speaking? Seems Legit.

ninjadatkillz

5/18/13

My symptoms to receiving a letter from Celestia herself (besides passing out) included but were not limited to: punching myself to see if it was real, and metaphorically shitting myself. In my dream like state, I thought hard. This was every brony's dream, and apparently, I was in it. Maybe this was some sort of heaven, or maybe I got transported into someones dreams. Or there is the slim chance, almost no chance, that somehow, I actually did get teleported into Equestria. In other words, shit just got real.

Then, I had a dream. No, not a Martin Luther King 'I Have a Dream' type of dream. An actual dream.

I found myself sitting in front of my computer, looking at my Skype with Sly. I took a second to read it, and then realized it was the same conversation I had mere minutes before going into Equestria. Minecraft was starting up as usual, and then I heard some voice.

"What the hell," the voice almost whispered, immediately recognizing it as Sly. Sly's voice was normal, but it wasn't. Probably disoriented by the dream, I thought. As bored me, I decided to hop on the computer. Usually, I didn't have this much control over my dream.

I heard the sound again, and listened more closely this time. Now, I could make out actual words. It said things ranging from "Dafaq?" to "Woah." And again, it was in Sly's voice. This was getting really creepy. I decided to see if this was a hallucination.

"Yo, Sly, you here?"

"Woah SHIT!" Sly's voice yelled. The noise from it almost made me deaf. Yep, that's him, I decided.

"Dude, you almost made me deaf. IN A DREAM!" I said, yelling out that last part to troll him.

"AHH!! SHUT UP!"

"Okay, calm you Latino tits, bro,"

"So, telepathic talking through our dreams. Seems legit," Sly muttered, but still in range of hearing.

"Yep. So what happened to you, did you faint?" I asked.

"No shit."

"Well, lets wake up," I suggested.

"Kay, see you later?"

"Yea, well bye." At this time, I willed myself to get up. Come on... AWAKE! I thought. I tried using every ounce of energy I had, and eventually, some bacon appeared in my dream world. You have got to be kidding me, I deadpanned. But realization struck me. This might be the last piece of bacon I have while I'm here. After my epiphany, I gladly wanted to chew it up. However, just millimeters from my mouth, I noticed it transformed it to a goat penis with wings and it flew away.

"What the fuck."

"What the fuck."

Sly and I suddenly said together. At this point, I was wondering what had caused this. I mean, it isn't often you see a flying penis! Whoever did this is beyond me.

"Did my bacon turn into a severed PENIS!" Sly yelled, snapping me out of my train of thought and probably the cause for my soon to be shattered eardrums. I didn't know for sure, but if by any chance that we were in Equestria, we would have to meet...

"Oh shit."

"Wassup P?"

"You do know that we're in Equestria, right?"

"Yea, that is kinda how I passed out, and probably the same goes for you, right?"

"That's not the thing that worries me. The thing that worries me, is Pinkie."

"Oh, Pinkie probably won't be too bad," Sly lied as a desperate attempt to stop me from passing out in a dream world.

"Bad? SHE'S LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD CHILD ON FUCKING COCAINE. This is bad, bad, ba-"

"I wonder if they do have cocaine here," Sly interrupted. "Besides, I thought you were the calm and collected one. I didn't know I was the mature one. Well, IMGOINGTOPLAYKINGDOMHEARTSSOSEEYALATERBYE!"

"Sly say wha?" I thought out loud. Did Sly really just pull off a Pinkie right there. Nice, now I'll probably have a cocaine addicted Latino while in my dreams. It kinda does make sense, since you probably can do anything in a dream world. At that moment, I suddenly received an Remington 870 MCS and popped into the middle of a zombie infested Wal-Mart. Lets just say, that gun is nice and powerful up close, better than any video game ever made it.

Oh shit. This was bad. I remembered all of the subs I had, my friends, my family, and most importantly, a little pet G-Pig I got a few months back. That guy was a real champ. He used to help me through all the tough times, especially through my lack of videos.

I snapped out of my thoughts as a zombie came out of an isle and tried to maul me. I didn't react quick enough, but luckily, someone else did.

"Lee-fucking-Everett," I muttered to myself. "LEE-FUCKING-EVERETT! THANK YOU, MAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" If anyone doesn't know who Lee Everett is, he is the main protagonist of The Walking Dead Game. So somehow, I turned up into his universe, one he's supposed to be dead in.

"Two things. One, shut the hell up. You're going to attract more walkers, and two, how did you know who I am?" he asked, clearly suspicious of me. It isn't everyday you know someone random off the streets, and know that they almost died.

"I, uhh, saw your court trial, yea!"

"Un-huh. So, how did you know I was supposed to be dead? I thought only Clem knew. Oh, little Clem, what I'd do to see her."

"Clem is a beautiful child. I knew her before I this," I waved my arms around me, "started to happen. She doesn't deserve this."

"Well, lets go find her."

After an hour, we found her taking refuge in an old cellar on a farm. In that said cellar, we found a trap door. Under the said trap door was a fallout shelter, with a fully functioning farm, enough perishable foods for about 5 years, and a even it's own artificial room with an ongoing water cycle. To say the least, it amazed me.

"I knew the government knew something," I whispered to Lee.

"I know, right. Well, let's have a feast, then we preserve!" Unfortunately, life had other plans. A bright glow suddenly started to surround me. "Hey, you, what THE FUCK is going on with you," he asked.

"I don't know, but here's my gun and ammo," I said as I tossed him my shotgun and forty-eight 12 gauge slugs. "I'm sure we'll meet soon enough. Just ask for me. PaperBatVG."

After that, I was engulfed in the light and teleported into the actual living world.