A Dream Come True, Or A Nightmare?

by ShadowFart53

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Adventure
Length: 1533

Black holes really suck, no seriously, they do. (Chapter One)

My old life is gone. My new life is what lays ahead of me. This is the story of two doneys that got transported to Equestria through a black hole. This is the story of me and Gavin.

Yeah I know I skipped episode 1, I just saw no reason to add a chapter that wouldn't even be relevant to the main point of the story.

I will also share the extent of my knowledge with you.

Pie is a fish.

Also if you dislike please tell me why.
I could then avoid future errors.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-14 20:50:02 UTC

Prologue Part 2

     Not long ago, a tragedy happened, I wasn't so sure about going in the first place, considering that I was only home alone at the time. But Nosark one day left, and never returned. He told me about how he was going to a NASA launch, and I was sure that he'd come back at, oh, I don't know, around sometime tomorrow,  but the next day, hell, even the next week he didn't return. I wasn't getting too worried, I just thought that maybe he forgot about calling me, or maybe he was just lazy.  I jumped on my laptop, opened up Skype, but sadly, just as I thought, he wasn't on. In fact, he wasn't in my contacts!

     I opened up my closet and pulled out a light, grey, jacket. It felt soft on the inside, so I slipped it on, considering it was the beginning of the year, and the cold breeze began closing on the suburbs. I went out the door and ran over to Nosark's house. I knocked on the door, and  placed my feet on the doormat. The doormat fell and I found myself on the ground, feeling the breeze grow stronger. I looked up, and noticed a clod of darkness sucking me in faster, and faster. I screamed as loud as I could but it was too late, I was already only a few inches away from being sucked into darkness. I closed my eyes tightly, and allowed the black hole to suck my entire body in. And guess what?

My old life was now over. My new life has just begun.

I was asleep when it all happened, but I woke up with a loud thud and got right to my feet. I looked around, and saw, well, Nosark walking with an odd group of animals, The Mane Six of... My Little Pony? But my body was aching, so I wasn't really wanting to get up and run over to Nosark like some drunk dipshit. Instead, I lay on the ground trying to figure out piece by piece of what just happened. I went to Nosark's house... and then I ended up here... but what led me here?  I soon brushed some dirt off my jacket, and tried getting everything out of my clean brown hair. At least it was clean at that point. I got up, hearing my back pop, loud enough to wake the dead.

Episode 2

     I almost made it. I slammed into the edge of the cliff, barely managing to hold on.

"A little help here"

     I shouted it to the cyan mare, my grip was breaking. When she helped me up I thanked her and let her get back to her business. When the rest of the six started to cross the bridge I heard a soft crack. "JUMP!" I shouted. They did, most made it but Pinkie Pie found herself in the same situation I was in earlier. I rushed over to help and leaned over urging her to grab my hand, but she just kept telling me that I was an alien and I shouldn't be trusted. I eventually decided to give her at least a nickname for now, coincidentally the name was Pinkie.

"How do you know my name? Huuuu you can read minds!"

     She let go of the ledge to point at me. I realized her mistake just before she did, I hooked my legs into the wooden posts nearby and dropped down, catching her just barely in time.

"You know you need to be more careful when you point, also I can't read minds"

"I needed something to call you so that I could talk to you directly. I decided on Pinkie because you're pink."

     I hooked my other leg into the post and swung myself side to side to keep inertia from causing Pinkie to fall back into the pit below. I made one final swing and launched Pinkie up. The force pulled me back up as well. I did a backflip and landed on my feet.

"Anyway, could you please tell me your names as we walk to the ruins."

"Twilight Sparkle"

"Rainbow Dash"

"Applejack"

"Pinkie Pie"

"Fluttershy"

"Rarity"

"Well then glad to meet you, my name's Nosark Dimsch."

"How did you get here?"

"Well, I was at a NASA launch, I dosed off. When I came to, I was on top of the rocket. It took off before anyone noticed and I was launched in to space. After the rocket broke through the atmosphere I flew off in to space. I was lost and came upon a black hole. When I was sucked through, it dropped me into the forest. I'm going to look around the back of the ruins to see if I can find something."

"What?"

"Just a little something to finish off a little project I've been working on. You go ahead."

     It was unlike anything I've ever seen before. The pictures on Earth don't even come close to the real thing. The dual light cores. I reached into my bag and pulled out my Atomic Scepters. Time to see if atoms really can work miracles. I prodded the cores with the end of the scepters and saw the light get absorbed into the now magical sticks. It was then I heard a familiar voice.

"Why aren't the elements working?"

"Mind if I help"

     I crashed through the window behind Nightmare Moon, landing on and using her helmet as a launch pad. I landed in the middle of the main six. Almost immediately a dim sea-green sphere of light formed, bolts of lightning shooting from it to the elements. It was then that the true effect took place.

On the way back

"Hey Nosark, your eyes are glowing."

     It was over as fast as it started 'I wonder what happened.' A loud crack sounded right behind us. I turned around to see Gavin lying unconscious on the ground.

"Gavin!" I sprinted over to my friend.

     He'd broken his leg somehow and I couldn't carry him on my own. I got a pack of water from my bag and dumped it on his head. When he opened his eyes I smiled in relief and told him to put his arm around my neck so I could get him to Ponyville, our new home awaits us, with many adventures to come.

Prologue Part 1

"Nosark can you come over?"

"Sorry Gavin I'm going to a NASA launch today, it could be my last chance."

"Ok then, see you tomorrow."

     It was the strangest thing I'd ever experienced in my life, but that's all behind me now. Now I am free falling over 3,000 feet in to Equestria after surviving a black hole. Did I know this was Equestria at the time, no, but did it matter now? No! I was stuck here for the rest of my life and even if I did go back no one would even remember me. Wait a minute. I never learned anything about black holes, ever! Then, how did I know everything about space and time? I hit the ground and immideatly passed out.

     When I awoke I found that my left leg was dislocated. I knew I wouldn't be able to walk like this, so I tried relocating it. It worked, only half way though. It was extremely painful and I now had to limp instead of walk, but I could still move from place to place. I eventually found a place to camp that was well hidden, it got very cold but I didn't light a fire because I knew that this place was inhabited by something. When I woke up it was still dark, but I heard someone talking, but I didn't hear footsteps though, I heard hoofsteps, I looked out on to a path to the side of my bush and saw the main six characters from My Little Pony, though I only recognised one of them, Twilight Sparkle, the main character of all the other main characters.

     I heard a familiar growling behind me, timberwolves. I wasn't thinking, I forgot that I had the perfect weapons to deal with them in my bag. All I could think of was how to attack. Too late, one struck pinning me to the ground, it's face mere inches from mine, an idea struck me, I closed my eyes and head butted the timberwolf. It was now or never. I reached out to a nearby tree and ripped off some bark to use as a blade.

I can't stay here if I don't want to get attacked.

     It was decided, I would follow the six. It was probably episode one right now anyway so I could get to know them, because I was stuck here forever.

"We're almost there!"

"What's with you and falling off cliffs today?"

     I was running at top speed, a clearing came into view. Twilight and the others were waiting on a bridge to get fixed, but I knew what was going on across the gap. I pushed myself to the limit and jumped.