Ponies Die

by CommanderMark

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 432

Ponies die....that's all you need to know.

Ponies die….that's all you need to know.

Note: This is a joke, please don't shoot me.

I'd strongly recommend reading this before you read my fic.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-28 05:48:18 UTC

Rainbow Dash Dies

Rainbow Dash waited. The sky above her blinked and sparked out of the clouds. There were shadowboltz in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Commondor Sorain were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Rainbow Dash was a weathermare for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the wonderboltz and she said to dad "I want to be on the wonderboltz daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SHADOWBOLTZ"

There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the base of the Cloudsdale Waether Factory she knew there were shadowboltz.

"This is Sorain" the radio crackered. "You must fight the shadowboltz!"

So Rainbow Dash gotted her wing rifle and blew up the wall.

"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the shadowboltz

"I will shoot at her" said the big shadowbolt and she fired the rocket missiles. Rainbow Dasg winged at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the shadowboltz" she shouted

The radio said "No, Rainbow Dash. You are the shadowboltz"

And then Rainbow Dash was Nightmare Moon.

Twilight Dies

Twilight Sparkle waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were changelings in the town. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Incess Celstia were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Twilight was a student for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the town and she said to dad "I want to be in the town daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHANGELINGS"

There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the town of the Ponies she knew there were changelings.

"This is Celstia" the radio crackered. "You must fight the changelings!"

So Twilight gotted her horn rifle and blew up the wall.

"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the changelings

"I will shoot at her" said chrysalis and she fired the rocket missiles. Twilight horned at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the changelings" she shouted

The radio said "No, Twilight. You are the changelings"

And then Twilight was Cadence.

To be continued....