Its not pink It's a light'ish red!

by Donute the spartan

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Adventure, Sex, Random
Length: 3250

What would happen if in ep 77 in red vs blue donut was sent to Equestria and aged younger?

Our favorite pink spartan gets crushed by Griff's sister's ship ends up the moment he gets crushed into Equestria hurt (not realy that bad) only to notice he is turned into a young pink yellow maned colt with a doughnut on his rump to him it was his name meanwhile the mane six hear a rather loud crash in the everfree forest...

I am new to this please understand if i suck badly.

PLACED ON HIATUS because of how busy my life is and how i am still plotting the next chapter
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In red vs blue. he acts girly or gay that is why it is listed sex because it i plan on him to create odd moments if he comments on stallions.
note: i will make donut have a "Perks" which is a love for butter reason butter and pink pony"s who act and seem girly
(i used girly since he is a colt if i made the setup where he is at he original age i would use the term gay)= MADNESS
i will also include dimension jumping in the future so who knows give me suggestions for the dimension(other planets
or games,movies etc note i past sins will be considered since i like Nyx but you will have to tell me in which point of the story you want me to put donut in and what happen to him including if i think is good enough this is a kind of story that is interactive but you don't control the character you control what happens lets say he turns into a mare or he duplicates himself.)later on in the story this is listed oc and other since he is a human and a oc pony i think i don't know you decide.
this is listed teen sex because i plan having him creating awkward situations such as commenting how big stallion muscles are or saying how "fabulous or beautiful" Rarity's dresses are and you can also suggest what situation he creates in any chapter note he or now i will make him like rainbows so use this to create moments.
Another note for you d now know who Donut is i recommend you research him or you have no idea why his like this.
By the way his FULL name is Franklin Delano Donut
Also im really scared when i get to the dimension jump because i don't want to plagiarize or whatever the reason why dimension jumping, fourth wall breaking he will spend (spoiler) alot of time with pinkie and rarity no no romance jus odd friendship.

(this story is set in season 2 since its more interesting than 1 and i do not know how to put discord in so no discord interludes he will be mentioned but only mentioned because i do not know how to lets say discord a pony ok i know it makes you the opposite of yourself but Franklin Delano Donut (yes donut is his last name so i did not make an error their in my defense) but donut is hard so no discord.

Published 2013-04-28 17:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-28 17:50:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Omah gawd PONIES

The story sets when donut get crushed watch if you do not know where we are

"Um speaking of the enemy here come!" Donut explained after Andy/Vic pleaded for the red team to win and do better than you are that junk.

Soon afterwords Grif added in"Hey, let's eliminate him! Then we'll have one less thing in the to-do list!

" Uhh, I'm just so depressed. I can't even threaten your life for being a total jackass....Jackass. I'll kill ya" Sarge proclaimed

"Nah, I don't think eliminating him is gonna be easy. It looks like he's bringing his tank with him"

"What are you talking about Donut, the tank isn't coming out here. Look it's not even moving"

"Yes it is, look!"

" Hey Sarge, cheer up, I've known Command was stupid all along. It can be hard at first but you'll get used to it." Grif trying to improve Sarge's mood

"Just leave me alone" Sarge said crying

"Donut, I am looking, if it was getting closer, it would be getting bigger."

"It is getting bigger, compared to that tree!"

"What tree, there aren't any trees out here!"

"You wanna call me an idiot Sarge? That always makes ya feel better."

"Oh, shut up moron."

" Heh, feels better, right?"

" Yeah I, guess a little."

" Nope, not moving."

"Yes it is! See, look closer!"

"Firing main cannon" the tank said.

MINUTES LATER

After a few tank shots and constant pleas to make blue surrender and a couple mentions of Tuckers alien baby Donut got up to see it as Church ran towards blue base

"A baby, wait up! I wanna see!" Donut following in prusiut

"Donut, get back here! Wait for the ship" Sage ordered

" But Sarge, we don't know when the ship is gonna get here. It's coming all the way from Earth. That could take days, or weeks, or months, or even years!"

A sound of plane falling and a loud thud and sounds of many things thrown in many places could be heard through out blood gulch.

The ship lands square on Donut's head as he finished his sentence.

(TWO HOURS LATER(one year here is one second in blood gulch))

"ow ow ow my head"donut thought as he opened his eyes only to be greeted by a starry night and silence

"um hello anyone-what happened to my voice?!" noticing it had gotten high pitched and squeaky much like him when he
was younger(imagine his voice now think of button mash adventure promo youtube video and make tune into that volume not the same sounding voice sine well a different person).

"Wait a sec i sound cute!" in an alternate universe an epic sigh of disappointment was used

"Does that mean i was sent back in time to redo my wrongs...nah i am to loveable to do wrong things but how did i get here..."he pondered

BOOM THEN IT HIT HIM(Que epic flash back) it was like watching a youtube video of himself and the blues and reds as the day went about until he saw the pelican(well he didn't but like i said youtube video) crash upon himself then i went to Simmons and Grif then nothing.

As a gush of light went back to him realized that he was crushed by a who know how heavy pelican and sent to second life with his memory's

"Did did i nah if i died i wouldn't be sitting here talking to myself it must have been the force of the pelican it must have cut of its power to the engines then crushed me o fast i was sent back in time or possibly or both aged me younger to the point of me being younger" he said aloud

"Might as well try to get up and look for red base...if red base is still here of course...right?"now he was scared possibly away from he fashion magazines in a time where it was non-existence but then again if the pelican was not on him then the force might have aged him and that Sarge just left him there he was hoping it was just left him there since he really needs a magazine right now.

"I might as well get up since---OH SNAP!!!" he shouted as he was trying to get up on his legs halfway through he stumbled backwards and hit the ground hard.

"Oh my god that hurts whats wrong with my legs are they..."

0_0

He sat there looking at well what is now pink hooves and a tail, a blonde one in fact carefully crawling towards a puddle he glanced at himself.

He was a pink pony (how he could tell size difference) with blue eyes very BIG BLUE EYES he noted as seeing himself he managed to stand at all fours since at a younger age well he was unsure if is the age of which he practiced to be a horse and walk around like one that certainly helped... allot.

As he kept on taking note of his features as a pony(he studied horses) he began to look at himself from a side in the water to his surprise there was a doughnut on his rump.

Before driving his attention back to said doughnut he looked at himself and began smiling he got turned into a horse no correction pony GOD HAS FINALLY ANSWERED HIS PRAYERS.

"Thank you Jesus it would make my day if u made it rain butter!" raising his forward hooves into the air...after three minutes

"Shoot i knew i should have gave the guy the two dollar bill...bu-bu-bu-BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!"the forest echoed "ter ter ter"

"whoops eheheh" knowing what could be in a forest he does not want to be in forest.

But then again he still had to investigate who sticky-taped or glued on his but...rump the doughnut but he soon noticed a top hat lying sideways near him but as he was gong to put it on clothing reminded him of something his heart pounded as if that plasma grenade was stuck to his head...again.

He took one close look again at puddle he was naked.

Strangely at first he looked like someone with a chainsaw was about to kill him then he realized something...all animals or in this case himself as a pony were naked and their bits...tend to show...he had to find out either he was a mare which was a girl or a colt a boy

He took one look...nothing!!!

He began to panic about to curse the heavens when he realized...again what if its inside???

He did not want to put his hooves in there so he shifted his legs nothing shifting harder nothing SHIFTING MAD...felt it he was colt...to his relief.

He then continued to place the top hat upon his head perfect fit really but he took it off and wondered what was it doing here...Bingo BINGO he had a sticker of a top hat in the back of his suit so when the pelican hit him it must have crated the the top hat.

But then at that moment he solved the issue something was rustling in the bushes he tried to think either to intimidate or runaway his voice would give away the fact he was young so option 1 gone option 2 call me maybe.

He turned to see six ponies coming out he was going to greet them but then...RAINBOWS!!

His full attention was on the rainbow maned and tailed cyan blue Pegasus ( he studied pony's, horses, only logical to study unicorns, Pegasus , and alicorns but rainbows).

ONE THOUGHT AND ONE THOUGHT ALONE WENT INSIDE HIS MIND

"OMAH GAWD PONIES"

But what came out of his mouth as completely unexpected as the cyan blue Pegasus started to seem worried at how long he would keep staring at her.

"OH MAH GAWD RAINBOWS(Que montage of rainbow mane and tail close ups) BAD ASS AWESOME RAINBOWS AAAAAAAH RAINBOWS EVERY WHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---OOOFH"

At his first mention of his outburst the mare looked offended but the second he mentioned bad ass awsome rainbows caught a rather victorious smirk but it ended when donut ran head first into a rock knocking him out flat.

K.O WINNER

Author's Note

Franklin Delano Donut is his full name. SO NO WORDS ABOUT I SPELLT DOUGHNUT WRONG CUS THATS HIS NAME.

Mane introdutions

Mane introdutions

Two hours earlier...

As Twilight and spike were organizing the library Twilight began to wonder "are we alone or is somepony cooking sweet rolls because im smelling something and it better be"but as she finished the thought Rainbow Dash flew into the library carrying a plate full of sweet rolls.
"I knew it."

"Hey Twilight look what Pinkie Pie made for us its delicious!"Rainbow explained while the rest of Twilight friends entered the library.

"YEAH TWILIGHT i baked them for all six of us to-"before she got a chance to finish that sentence Twilight interrupted her for to reason to her.

"Hold on a sec why would we eat sweet rolls at ten pm...where we have to go to sleep...so we don't get hyper and-" as she was trying to reason with her Pinkie Pie decided to tell Twilight and old saying used by guards when a troubled citizen went up to them seeking help so the only logical answer to why Twilight doesn't want to eat is.

"Let me guess somepony stole your sweet roll?"

"Say what now let me...PINKIE no pony stole anything and i don even have sweet rolls in the library anyway!"Twilight responded in her defense to why would anyone steal a sweet...okay it makes sense now since their moist and delicious but she tried to keep herself from doing a little self lecture about why would any pony steal a sweet roll and how.

"ya know Twi any pony could steal sweet rolls an end up leaving very grumpy ponies"Apple Jack responded agreeing with Pinkie

"Apple Jack i don't have any in the library"Twilight now giving her a "not amused" look

"Am just saying"Apple jack oblivious to the look

"look erm...why not we eat them tomorrow okay girls?"Twilight praying that she can go to bed

"Darling i know i am not a party pony but i looked forward to this just consider it please?"Rarity asking knowing that Twilight might not agree she was about to take her offer back when a loud crash came from the Everfree forest and a blinding flash of light.

"THE HAY?" Rainbow dash wondered

"Oh deer it came from the everfree forest" Fluttershy piped in

"What happned there?"Spike asked expectantly

" Darling usualy anything happens in the everyfree forest is either something bad or something unexplained or worst"Rarity answered.

"Well only one way to find out is either to go in and look or wait until the next day but by then whatever caused that could be gone so that only leaves us with one option"Twilight said with a hint of glee knowing it could lead to her discovering something so big that princess Celestia could reward her for her actions.

"um that is" Fluttershy praying that it would be the option to wait until day light came since she knows how many dangers they could face in there

"Is to find out what was the cause tonight!"Twilight answering Fluttershy

"Oh darling but-"Rarity tried to fight the fact of going in the forest at night knowing how many predators could be lurking within it only to be cut of by Twilight

"No Rarity we need to go now if we don't find out what it is Ponyville could be in danger because if whatever caused that explosion is a danger we need to find out one way or another since its our responsibility to figure out what it is and besides that we need to see if any pony was in danger or injured from the blast"Twilight explained

"Hang on how do we know if that was a explosion i mean what if it the princesses are involved in a secret government thing and we interrupted it who knows what could be in there!"Rainbow Dash proclaimed knowing if her friends go in there they could possibly get hurt.

"Rainbow i know your worried but twilight has a point if any pony was caught in the blast they could be really hurt and injured...we need to go because in any pony was in there they might need to go to the hospital and the fact of timber wolves could be lurking about is a danger but we need to go in there and see for ourselves"Rarity said knowing this would leave no other choice for Dash to agree.

"UGH fine lets go but we need to get prepared"

Fifteen minutes later

"Every pony ready?" asked Twilight knowing they are about to enter the forest and anything could happen.

"Ready" they said in unison.

"Well here we go" Twilight thought as they began to enter deep into the forest keeping close together praying that it was close to the entrance

Two hours later

"Twilight i believe we are lost"complained Rarity already annoyed how long its taking to find the cause of that explosion and also somewhat relieved that they did not encounter timber wolves on their trip.

"Look i know were lost but i know we are getting closer to the source i can feel it in my bones"Twilight answered

"Twilight admit it we wont find it in time.."Rainbow Dash told her in a low annoyed voice that could tell you in a in a instant she is tired but as Twilight was abut to deny the fact that they are well and truly lost a loud echo was heard coming from the west as all the ponies flinched at the sound.

"BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR TER TER TER"

"WHAT WAS THAT AND WHY BUTTER?!"Rainbow Dash now fully aware.

"Ooooh what if its a butter monster who came from a distant planet to steal all of our butter (gasp) quick hide the butter!"Pinkie yelled turning to leave but to be stopped Rainbow Dash and Applejack

"Wait it came from the west and it was really loud...were nearby to hear it that then that must mean..." Rarity eye's went wide and turned to look at Twilight who had a victorious smile that could have said I told you so " Fine maybe we should trust your bones to lead then?"

"maybe we should"Twilight now trotting happily towards the source

"You know what maybe we should go home it r-really late and stuff"Fluttershy said panicking

"don't worry we'll be fine its fine we just have to use um...let me see here...you know what maybe we could...show ourselves and say hi?"Twilight told the scheme it was a rather odd gamble because it this creature or in Pinkies case a "Butter monster" is hostile to them who knows.

"SAY WHAT Twi if this thing or monster is dangerous what could happen to us!?!" Rainbow had a point if it is a danger she could be placing her friends in danger or worst.

"look why not we take a peak through the bushes?"suggested Applejack

"But what if it as heat vision or good smelling"Pinkie words caused Rarity to retort

"I beg your pardon but i had a good long nice shower thank you very much!"

"That's not what i meant what i mean is what if we have a scent or something you know like a aura like what you smell to other animals"Pinkie concluded

(open this link in a new tab to see Rarity's thought of her smell to animals)
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The look that Rarity shot at Pinkie would turn her into stone causing Pinkie to chuckle nervously.

"look are we going in or not!"Rainbow Dash already lost enough patience with time wasted she just wanted to go back to sleep.

"Just hold your horses were going in now" Pinkie replied.

"Hold your what now?"Twilight asked.

"Hey look there's a pony in the crater girls"Applejack was starting to tense up a with the word"crater" and wondered if said pony caused it but then again it was fluttershy who found him or her.

"Well lets go meet this pony and ask h..."Rarity then turned towards Fluttershy.

"Is this pony a mare or a stallion?"She asked not wanting to call a mare him or a stallion her.

"Colt"she replied just staring into the bush where she made her hole.

"COLT?!"all five responded in unison.

"um...a pink colt..."Fluttershy now finding it hard to turn away from the bush but at the mention of a pink colt it was silent for a full blown 4 minutes until Rainbow Dash broke off the silence with a snicker causing twilight to ask.

"w-whats so funny?"

"I-i-its just a pink colt what gag!" she then busted into laughter but for Flutteshy she was finding it hard to believe that he cannot hear Rainbow's laughter.

"You ot me good Shy now now seriously whats his colour the-the real one"Rainbow Dash calmed down only to be questioned by Pinkie pie

"HEY WHATS WRONG WITH PINK"she said in a semi yell.

"um...nothing its just because his a stallion who's pink and-"Rainbow Dash was now having a hard time trying NOT offend Pinkie its just to her a pink stallion is weird but she will have to apologize to her since well who knows how many pink stallions are out there.

"Sorry Pinkie if i offended you since your pink"she gave a small smile...it worked.

"Okie dokie lokie!"Pinkie then bounced towards the bus to have a small peek at this pink colt"hey he really is pink"

"Told you"

"WHAT lemme see"Rainbow Dash now interested to said colt began to make her own hole to see through to be greeted by a pink colt with blonde mane and tail and a cutie mark of a doughnut but wait...is that a top hat Rainbow Dash shrugged the thought off and continued to watch until his cutie mark hither hard"...how did he get that by eating doughnuts?"she thought.

"Hey lets go talk to him maybe he saw the thing that created this crater"suggested Pinkie

"Fine hope passing through this bush wont startle him..."said Fluttershy as they began walking pass the bush causing a few rustles which made the group feel defeated since if he does know where this thing went rustling might scare him off but they emerged from the bush to see that the colt was aware of their presence as he began to look at the group but spotted Rainbow Dash who he began to stare for a time.

"stop staring please stop staring it creepy"she thought but then he yelled.

"OH MAH GAWD RAINBOWS BAD ASS AWESOME RAINBOWS AAAAAAAH RAINBOWS EVERY WHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

At first she thought he was making fun of her rainbow mane but then she realized the he said bad ass and awesome between the sentence"kid must like and fear rainbows then" giving the thought a victorious smirk only to end when he went head first into a nearby rock.

"OOOFH!"

"OH MY GOODNESS"Fluttershy yelled as she flew towards him checking he was in good shape just out cold but to make sure she told the rest of the girls one thing " TAKE THIS COLT TO THE HOSPITAL!".

END

Author's Note

Okay NOW IMPORTANT BIT RIGHT HERE YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOSPITAL NOT WHAT HEDOES YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM HECK EVEN ADOPTION WILL BE CONSIDERED ITS JUST WHO,