Newbie

UB watched as the pretty black alicorn wandered off to go home which was when he thought he should get home to he thanked AB for the tour but instead of going home he followed nyx by transforming into a small foal he changed his disguise 4 times during that period of half an hour or so soon he saw the tree that she was living in he nodded and shot of back home he stopped in front of the gates where luna was waiting "your late home by an hour" angrily tutted luna celestia came up behind her "tomorrow is saturday no more work in school so you get to go and play with your friends"

"OK" he said

"let me guess CMC?" said luna

"eeyup" said UB in big macs voice everyone laughed even the guards had a little nicker then it was bed time that night UB had a strange dream he dreamt about the pretty black alicorn and luna and both of them all being nice and then going to the movies and other horseapples like that he was awakened by luna who was yawning

"right then go play with your friends i need some sleep" as soon as luna hit the bed she was asleep  so he went out to play he went to the CMC HQ and saw a strange pony outside she was pink and she was setting a trap up he walked over to her and copied the royal canterlot voice his adopted mother used

"WHAT ART THOU DOING HERE!?"

"eek.. i was ...er..helping out"

"THOU ART NOT SETTING UP TRAPS ARE THY!?"

"n...o...o...no...no...no"

"gotcha seriously why are you doing that?" as son as diamond tiara saw who her 'attacker' was she sighed

"stupid changeling... wait wanna join my crew?" she asked smiling

"if it involves getting a face like yours then hell no!" he knew he was looking at the bully from the train she recognized him

"oh you little bug filth"

he stared at her before the words hit him again. and again. and again "OK then have it your way"

he used his spell that he and Luna had called the Pwning spell he levitated everything and all of that and then spoke saying that tiara was an accident and other stuff soon he finished and Nyx walked up tiara began on her so he used his remaining energy to pwn her again when he landed Diamond tiara ran off crying Nyx walked up to him and kissed him he smiled and asked what day it was

"Hearts and hooves day is tomorrow sooooo would you be my special somepony?"

"Eeyup" he said she hugged him then gasped

"You have your cutie mark" he looked at his flank it was a shield with many offensive words behind it he blushed

"Well this is awkward"