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I know I said only passionate make out session but I couldn't help it  by the way the first word of the chapter name is backwards

Unbreakable walked/flew to the library of love as he called it to meet his mare friend and her mom he arrived and knocked on spike answered "heya spike is Nyx in?"

"Um...yeah...she's uh......in the shower?" He said nervously UB opened his mouth but spike cut in with "upstairs down the corridor 4th room to the right"

"Thanks"

"Dont mention it literally don't tell nyx I said that"

"K see ya sooner or later"

"Errr...Twilight is next door so keep it down OK she doesn't like it when you two...ahem...have...ERM...well...sex"

"You knew?!" Gasped UB

"Of course things down here start floating with green and purple magic plus there's the org..."spike's mouth was tied up with green magic as twilight walked down the stair

"UB what are you doing practising a binding spell on spike?" UB quickly realesad the spell as spike said

"...asm oh hi twilight I was asking UB about how he thought that the mayor's mouth is like a chasm and he obviously saw you other and didn't want to offend y-you so he shut me up which was pretty clever" spike replied smiling rather crappily

"You were talking about how when Nyx and Unbreakable have sex everything in the room and downstairs  floats (probably due to horn sex{1}) plus you can hear them orgasming from outside I've had more than one person ask me who am I dating I have to say no-pony swell as the fact that they 'forget' to clean up after themselves and I end up asking spike to scrub their love juice off the floor so people don't think my daughter is a slut" twilight finished

"Oh so you knew" said UB plainly

"No Luna told me to look out for signs of you two lovemaking you come in very tired after you come to mine and fall asleep on her bed sometimes could I ask you something?"

"Shoot" said UB

" could I...well...watch you two not being perverted peadofilic or pedobearic I just wanna make notes"

UB was shocked the mother of his MF wanted to watch him and her bucking each other so he simply said "fine by me but not sure if New York-style Extra-tight will like it"

"Who is that" said twi and spike at the same time

"Nyx" he said galloping up the stairs