Newbie

by dracora

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Dark
Length: 4658

A new pony is in town but somthing about him scares everyone away...

A changeling exiled. A lonely wannabe mom/princess. A CMC looking for more members. Well that's a brief synopsis.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-18 18:00:01 UTC

1. arrival

"today is the day." queen chrysalis said gleefully rubbing her hooves together "i'll finally banish that runt and he wont expect a thing. Right, i say he is going on an assignment to ponyville. serve him right not helping in the invasion when we need that one more troop..." she made a bitter face being defeated by an alicorn and a unicorn hurts. a lot. especially when they use your own food on you.

"your highness" said a voice her guard came in and said "he is here"

"good bring him in" replied chrysalis a tiny changeling came in, his name was Unbreakable and he was about 15 years

"you wanted to see me your highness?" squeaked the small alicorn like pony

"yes i did" said the queen giving her evil smile at him "its about your leaving us"

"you..y-you mean to say...your banishing me your highness" squeaked the baby

"yes" said the queen "no-one likes you and you didn't help in the invasion of canterlot. you are useless." these words stung the small changeling so bad that he went straight home and packed his things didn't say bye to his mother and left all in 2 minutes he knew exactly where to go and when chrysalis knew shed kill him he knew that he had heard about her punishments horns chopped of before being cut apart with your own horn it was messy or being forced to fly until you died of exhaustion. he shuddered but he would have revenge oh sweet revenge just going to the place was the tricky part...

luna was bored she had tried sleeping but couldn't as she wanted something to do "2 hours 12 minutes and 45 seconds before moon duties need doing..." she thought aloud her sister came in "Luna, visitor." she said luna shot up and flew to the door thinking it was one of her friends her guards were keeping the bundle of cloth in a tight formation and she saw that its eyes looked terrified she asked the guards to leave and took the thing aside "right, now show yourself." the cloak was taken of glowing green and luna looked on horrified as before her stood a changeling she immediately told him to transform into a filly or colt now before smiling this would be fun taking a changeling to her room without anyone noticing she new what to do blow up the changeling or something but  there was something different about him and she knew she had to help she ran to her room with the changeling (disguised as a black alicorn with a green mane and blood red eyes) ad then locked the door and soundproofed it she said "I'll need to keep you secret so stay her you must be hungry what do changelings eat?" Unbreakable just said "well i like love but as thats not available just some hay please" luna dashed off to order in the kitchen

Unbreakable had deliberately asked for the princess of the night because he knew she would take sympathy when he told of his passion, stargazing, he knew he would love for a new family and a home but he thought "i'll have to wait" soon though luna came back and he guzzled his hay up

"wow you were hungry were you not?" asked luna not waiting for the answer she said "do you have somewhere to stay? of course you don't oh i know you can stay with me okay?"

"The answer to both of those questions is yes." replied Unbreakable so he settled down on the floor it was a hard one but luna shouted " no! your on the bed tonight after all you are a guest." his rely was

"your a princess"

"yes so its my room i decide where you sleep"

"fine then but where will you go" almost immediately luna levitated a mattress off of her cupboard and got a blanket and pillow

"boom. a bed. of sorts."said luna before looking at her watch "goodness is that the time? hey little guy wanna see me raise the moon and stars?"

"actually my name is Unbreakable but yeah i suppose so"

"great!" squealed luna "right disguise yourself" so half an hour later he came back absolutely freezing but happy as he had seen all of his favourite constellations and the moon rise luna was ecstatic when she found out he loved the stars and she asked him "why are you here?"

"i was banished by chrysalis" he noticed luna's flank shudder when he said his ex-queens name luna then thought an almost inconceivable question "do you need parents?"

"w-w....what?" questioned the small changeling "are you suggesting that you...adopt me?"

"yes now yes or no?" demanded princess luna

"of course...mom" said Unbreakable and hugged his new mother luna happily embraced him when she heared a voice say "well this is awkward"

2. My awesome mom

"sis er Awkward moment" luna said trying to hide her new son

"really don't try and hide him i saw your little adoption ceremony why do you have one of our enemies in your room?" demanded celestia this time luna wasn't going to be bullied into giving something up her horn began to glow a dark navy blue "so be it" replied celestia as she hit luna with a golden ray which was countered by the blue ray. Unbreakable sighed already people were fighting over he would have to show why he didn't join in the invasion two green blasts hit both of the battling mare's and both fell to the floor

"omigod omigod omigod omigod im so sorry" said the 15 year old changeling "i didn't want to hurt anyone" he said both princesses looked at the black marks on their body and then at each other this was one powerful changeling a potential threat celestia went over and looked sternly at the changeling "luna adopted you this is unacceptable" he bowed his head in shame his horn drooped which showed he was so upset "however" said celestia as the changelings horn and wings shot up "the public cannot know about him luna there will be a civil war he will be your son and he will stay here but he will sleep in a different room from you and he will be educated in the school in ponyville he will always be disguised as an alicorn in public and will still have his original name he is to come straight home each night not going out with any friends at night understood"

"yes ma'am" replied luna and Unbreakable in union Unbreakable saluting as he did so

"right goodnight" said celestia both went to bed Unbreakable in luna's spacious and comfy bed whilst luna was on the floor Unbreakable couldn't sleep through excitement he was happy in the morning he was woken by luna who said

" schooltime I've bought you a uniform transform and lets see how it fits perfect now remember your new to the school and your an exchange student whose mom has moved here for a while if your mom likes it you'll be staying if not you'll have to go again course you'll be staying though ok?"

"OK" replied her son and he set of for the train he could have flown but he didn't want to he was to nervous and excited whilst on the train tough he met a new schoolmate diamond tiara

"hi" she said

"oh hi"

"whats your name?"

"unbreakable" he replied he remembered luna telling him about her she was a bully and he used his tail to hide his flank because she was noted for bullying ponies with 'blank flanks' or ponies with no cutie marks

"an alicorn!" shouted another voice and a silver pony with glasses and a spoon as her cutie mark came over

"silver spoon this is unbreakable" said diamond tiara but whilst they were talking unbreakable had crept away

soon they arrived at the school and everyone went in to class the teacher miss cheerilee was teaching about the creatures of equestria she was onto dragons "...and dragons are rather greedy when it comes to gems, hello there whats your name?"

"Unbreakable" said unbreakable smiling

"i dont believe we have met...oh your an alicorn! not many of those around here except for the princess's of course take a seat next to apple bloom here"

he sat down next to a pony with red hair a yellow bod and a big red bow in her hair "names apple bloom nice to mettcha so how ya doin?" the pony had a southern accent and was a blank flank like the form he was wearing now " you not gotcha cutie mark yet? wanna join our club the cutie mark crusaders?" he couldn't resist he said yes and concentrated on what miss cheerilee was saying "can anybody tell me what this is?" she said pointing to a picture of a changeling Unbreakable's heart skipped a beat he could feel himself perspiring and his eyes grew wide he was scared he almost forgot to keep his form up and a glitch appeared on his head showing his real changeling horn nearly everyone noticed but it was so brief some dismissed it to the fact they were studying changelings cheerilee noticed he was scared and asked the class to write all they knew about changelings and took unbreakable outside where he lost control due to fear he began randomly changing form a lot and crying all the time soon he stopped and realised he was in changeling form he quickly changed back but cheerilee had seen all as had some of the classmost went back to work but some just stayed there open mouthed at what had just happened cheerilee just looked at him before pressing the fire alarm

4# Livin on da farm

Apples as Unbreakable liked to call her was rabbiting on about some random club he knew everyone knew he was a changeling and so he did not go into disguise he knew everyone despised him when they got to the farm he was in for a worse shock he looked around and saw a big dinner had been set up with 7 mares and one stallion there were 2 seats left and he sat on the floor "let the buckin' horseshite begin" he thought soon a rainbow mane pony looked at him and laughed

"Apple..hah bloom I can't .....heheheheh believe you haha" the rainbow pony of doom said "really a changeling! Your new boyfriend!" His ears snapped up

"You takin the mick miss lesmare?" He menacingly wispered everyone shut up at that insult he was screwed the RD as her friends called her was lookin at him fighting back tears. Wasn't the first time she had heard that one suddenly her friends grabbed her as she looked at me with dagger eyes and lept for me he knew he wasn't in deep crap but he used magic like he had never used it before everything was in the air all ponies couldn't move and the stallion had changed into a mare somehow suddenly all of the green essence faded and everything went back to normal meanwhile Unbreakable collapsed as a small purple dragon stood over him and said

"Yo Unbreakable. Are you OK?" After that he blacked out.

#6 WTF A CHANGELING CUTIE MARK

UB watched as the pretty black alicorn wandered off to go home which was when he thought he should get home to he thanked AB for the tour but instead of going home he followed nyx by transforming into a small foal he changed his disguise 4 times during that period of half an hour or so soon he saw the tree that she was living in he nodded and shot of back home he stopped in front of the gates where luna was waiting "your late home by an hour" angrily tutted luna celestia came up behind her "tomorrow is saturday no more work in school so you get to go and play with your friends"

"OK" he said

"let me guess CMC?" said luna

"eeyup" said UB in big macs voice everyone laughed even the guards had a little nicker then it was bed time that night UB had a strange dream he dreamt about the pretty black alicorn and luna and both of them all being nice and then going to the movies and other horseapples like that he was awakened by luna who was yawning

"right then go play with your friends i need some sleep" as soon as luna hit the bed she was asleep  so he went out to play he went to the CMC HQ and saw a strange pony outside she was pink and she was setting a trap up he walked over to her and copied the royal canterlot voice his adopted mother used

"WHAT ART THOU DOING HERE!?"

"eek.. i was ...er..helping out"

"THOU ART NOT SETTING UP TRAPS ARE THY!?"

"n...o...o...no...no...no"

"gotcha seriously why are you doing that?" as son as diamond tiara saw who her 'attacker' was she sighed

"stupid changeling... wait wanna join my crew?" she asked smiling

"if it involves getting a face like yours then hell no!" he knew he was looking at the bully from the train she recognized him

"oh you little bug filth"

he stared at her before the words hit him again. and again. and again "OK then have it your way"

he used his spell that he and Luna had called the Pwning spell he levitated everything and all of that and then spoke saying that tiara was an accident and other stuff soon he finished and Nyx walked up tiara began on her so he used his remaining energy to pwn her again when he landed Diamond tiara ran off crying Nyx walked up to him and kissed him he smiled and asked what day it was

"Hearts and hooves day is tomorrow sooooo would you be my special somepony?"

"Eeyup" he said she hugged him then gasped

"You have your cutie mark" he looked at his flank it was a shield with many offensive words behind it he blushed

"Well this is awkward"

9# yxes time with Nyx

UB continued to walk up the stairs to the shower he could hear Nyx hummig the theme song he decided sexy time was now as he burst into the shower plugging his horn straight up her pussy a whimper could be heard and Nyx's eye was squinting her mouth was open a small bit of blood dropped out but UB didn't care he was the violent type she managed a whimper slash whisper saying "h-h-he-hey U-U-UB " he still couldn't believe this was how he asked for sexy time with 'the former god of deathly horror or something or other' by shanking her up the hole with his horn he smiled

"Your mom wants to watch us have sexy time KK?"

"K-k-k-kk" he waited for a while before deciding to screw foreplay and shouted twilight all of the waiting got him aroused and so he once again began horn sex with Nyx the pleasure in his horn was imense and it was during these moments he was glad to be a bonehead (or a dickhead) as some cruel ponies had said after grabbing him by the horn and shaking him he orgasmed and the others noticed so the jeered dickhead at him until luna found out and charged them for sexual offences then they had played Black Ops and had a movie night this stopped him as he felt his mane all wet and realised Nyx had cum all over his head she'd had at least 4 orgasm and was still in the same position she had been for the start but now she was bleeding quite badly so he had to stop because it looked like she was having her period and so he went home to have yet another movie night this time it was an awesome film called sky fall and was about agent 007 one of his favorite movie characters otherwise known as James burrond he of course had a martini shaken not stirred watching this whilst Luna had about 10 cans of beer and 4 bottles of red wine altogether adding up to about 22 litres of alcohol so she was completely wasted he even plucked up the courage to ask her what sex felt like for mares he knew about colts

"We'll you shee femal poniesh feel shumfin differant to male coltsh and it burmsh at firsht but gradually becomesh more pleashurable or shexier and..." Luna collapsed UB took her to bed before he went though her headed a hanging on the window it was a dragon pony hybrid who wanted to come in

"Boy have I got a story to tell you" he said

3. Oops

Unbreakable flew home super fast arriving at the castle gates where luna was waiting "great you fail at the first day showing yourself right now everyone knows and celestia's going to have to do a speech"

"who said I'm doing the speech sis" said celestia "you are" seeing the questioning look inner younger sisters eyes she said "what the hay fine all you say is 'this is a nice changeling who was banished by chrysalis and now thinks here is a safe refuge so we will accept him ok' they will obey you...in a way" luna was worried now as she was not trusted ever since the incident of her being nightmare moon the royal guard burst in and bowed Unbreakable had already disguised himself

"ma'am these three have some info on the changeling apple bloom, scootalo and sweetie belle came in apple bloom gasped and pointed at Unbreakable saying he is the changeling

"Damn it" said Luna "he's my changeling and your going to have to go through me to get him"

"Luna" mused celestia "look at your flank" she looked at her backside one or two of the braver guards looked too only to be shot warning glances by celestia Luna saw the black mark there a scorch from when her son had hit her with magic "now look at mine" luna looked and saw blood and greeny yellow pus welling out of a wound on her sisters flank "it has cracked open again so I shall need a bandage" the guards rushed off leaving Luna, celestia, Unbreakable and the CMC

"Apple bloom" said Luna "thou art to look after our son for a while our sister and us shall consult upon this matter" and apple bloom and unbreakable left for sweet apple acres

"So what shall I say" said celestia

#5 WE ARE THE CMC!

As UB as AB called him were walking too the clubhouse he could see that an orange pegasus a white unicorn a black unicorn and a pinkish unicorn were outside "lots of unicorns" he said

"Eeyup but the black in she's nyx she's a alicorn" he laughed at this "I'm an alicorn... Ish" he had a gnawing worry in his stomach he was worried that it would be like the night before with rainbow dash crying and him apologising and then all of then others saying it was OK the feelings betrayed them the hate and horror were to much for him and he went calmly up the stairs and threw up  when he had finished he felt a presence behind him it was rainbow who had finished her cry and said

"Boy you throwing up at our feelings is...weird"

"You crying cause I said you were a lesbo was weird"

"Yeah so were even now?"

"Well you and your friends made me throw up which isn't good for the loo" he glanced at the toilet which had begun sizzling due to the acidic vomit "but yeah wouldn't want to get con the wrong side of you after bro came home with a pair of hoof prints in the side of his backside it looked like a cutie mark they were yours"

"Yeah I know the one it was pretty funny" she said and started giggling

"But he died from it" said unbreakable coldly whilst holding back tears "so many died from you six my sis was bucked by the orange on who lives here she lost her back legs and lived my other bro was hit by a magic blast after pinkie annoyed him by asking him to change into her and said I've seen better and dad was killed by a cannon blast" Rainbow was shocked she had killed an intelligent creature she stuttered

"I...I'm...so...s...sorry"

"'Tis OK" he said and as she left the room he wailed and bawled without end no he didn't want this meeting to go the wrong way

"Hi are you new?" He saw it was Nyx who was talking to him all of the others had gone off he found Nyx rather attractive and changed into her smiling shyly he found that he had not done her disguise and was staring at his new wings as the green fire died down she gasped and said "you can change? That makes you so much more hot" he gasped as Nyx smiled sheepishly and then they walked off to find the other ponies and have a good day

#7 trolling

"I swear to God UB I will beat you you may be older but I will beat you" Luna cried sweat dripping down her coat as she concentrated

"Don't bet on it mom" said UB now 21 years of age he was now in a releationship with nyx the alicorn and a pro gamer almost at the same skill level as his mom

"Shit shit shit shit!" Shouted Luna not really caring her real child was behind her watching the COD match take place

"Mommy what does `sh..." She was suddenly silenced by UB

"Mom now lil` niave is going ta beth sayin it now aaaaaand I beat you"

"BUCK! How?"

"Because I'm an absolute troller biaaaaaatch" *wink* {•|•}/

"Anyhoo I need to see nyx today because were going to the library for a study session with twilight well suppose i`ll see ya later"

"Can I come?" Asked niave (pronounced ni-AV)

"Nope soz lil one but its private OK?"

"OK" replied niave he took off flying to the library.

8# yxes time with Nyx the decription

I know I said only passionate make out session but I couldn't help it  by the way the first word of the chapter name is backwards

Unbreakable walked/flew to the library of love as he called it to meet his mare friend and her mom he arrived and knocked on spike answered "heya spike is Nyx in?"

"Um...yeah...she's uh......in the shower?" He said nervously UB opened his mouth but spike cut in with "upstairs down the corridor 4th room to the right"

"Thanks"

"Dont mention it literally don't tell nyx I said that"

"K see ya sooner or later"

"Errr...Twilight is next door so keep it down OK she doesn't like it when you two...ahem...have...ERM...well...sex"

"You knew?!" Gasped UB

"Of course things down here start floating with green and purple magic plus there's the org..."spike's mouth was tied up with green magic as twilight walked down the stair

"UB what are you doing practising a binding spell on spike?" UB quickly realesad the spell as spike said

"...asm oh hi twilight I was asking UB about how he thought that the mayor's mouth is like a chasm and he obviously saw you other and didn't want to offend y-you so he shut me up which was pretty clever" spike replied smiling rather crappily

"You were talking about how when Nyx and Unbreakable have sex everything in the room and downstairs  floats (probably due to horn sex{1}) plus you can hear them orgasming from outside I've had more than one person ask me who am I dating I have to say no-pony swell as the fact that they 'forget' to clean up after themselves and I end up asking spike to scrub their love juice off the floor so people don't think my daughter is a slut" twilight finished

"Oh so you knew" said UB plainly

"No Luna told me to look out for signs of you two lovemaking you come in very tired after you come to mine and fall asleep on her bed sometimes could I ask you something?"

"Shoot" said UB

" could I...well...watch you two not being perverted peadofilic or pedobearic I just wanna make notes"

UB was shocked the mother of his MF wanted to watch him and her bucking each other so he simply said "fine by me but not sure if New York-style Extra-tight will like it"

"Who is that" said twi and spike at the same time

"Nyx" he said galloping up the stairs

between chapters #5 & #6 yxes time with luna and dawnguard

this is the chapter that made it a mature thing

-=----=-------=

Luna was looking forward to tonight she was planning to raise the moon precisely 13.45 minutes early she was going to annoy her sister who hadn't had a stallion rutting her since oooo about 1024 years ago? Whilst she was going to be 'rutted' by one of her guards she would never agree to it in reality but she had an almost foal-proof plan she would go on a fake date with her guard dawnbreaker then later she would pretend to be completely pissed and then dismiss him giving him a small pay rise then she would make sex noises after recording him grunting and asking her to be quiet while she posed with a ponnequin if her sister came in she would stop the recording and then pretend to be asleep in the morning she would fling the ponnequin out of the window and ask for her faithful guard to come in and lie in bed next to her then they would go to sleep celestia would be trolled and Luna would before raising the moon then tell her sister she was pregnant a few weeks later and that would be the icing on the cake what could possibly go wrong? That night Luna lay in bed with dawnguard banging the life out of her she was feeling a burning as he thrusted. the part where the plan fell apart was when celestia had asked to buy in return for joining them for a while safely celestia loved to get her friends well and truly wasted and that was why Luna had sobered up after Ten minutes off the torturous act he was completely drunk and had helped her down whilst rubbing her horn which not only was pleasurable it was also preventing her from using magic to get him off she could buck him but she knew exactly where she would hit and she didn't want him to potential be unable to start a family soon she felt something going on between her legs and her horn and she tried to remember her biology class she got some info she knew that this was an orgasm and apparently it was rather pleasurable she came and screamed in pure bliss she quietly looked at the door as the bat pony wing boner nearly down fainted she saw a familiar face it was the face of celestia her sister

(Le time skip {3 months})

Luna was now pregnant with a female foal she had named Niave  becaus that's how her conception had been possible Luna had been niave

Le today

"And that is how thine sister was born and why she has bat wings but not an ordinary bat pony body" she finished to UB and his new dragon pony thing hybrid

She sighed celestia had had dawn guard banished to the moon for apparently 'raping' her sister