I lay on the floor with 2 eyes peering at me. For some reason one eye is up and the other is down, it kind of creeps me out a little. I feel like bucking her in the face to see if I could fix's it. So I do and for some reason it dosint work she just laugh's at me. I do this action 6 more times. No use. That dam face is still fucked up. I then try slamming her in a wall no use. I then cut her head off but it grows back. Like what the hell is this black magic or something. Every were I go she follows me. But some how this pony can trot straight, walk straight, and run straight.
I started asking around to see way this pony was following me; and how I could get rid of this pony they called Derppy. Every pony I talked to said to talk to Azora ; so I did just that.
I finely get to her hut in the woods and she invites me in to talk. I thin sat down with Derppy next to me, and we start to talk.
Coolbrz : " So how do I get rid of this thing."
Azora : " Aaaa yes this is the one they call Derppy. "
Coolbrz : " Ok yes I know here name. "
Azora : " Do you want my help or not. "
Coolbrz : " yes I do. "
Azora : " thin shut up. now as I was saying befor. The only way to get rid of her is to the volcano of derppyness. "
And as I am about to levee Azora stops me and tells me to wait.
Coolbrz : " what is it. "
Azora : " You'll need these. they will help you. "
She hands me a bag with a map , sword , lighter , tent , blanket , jacket , first ad kit , food , and an iron helmet. I then close the bag and levee.
About 30 minutest in to my journey the sun begins to set ; so I slowly descend back down to the grown and seat up my tent. I then grab the lighter, start a fire to then look up and see derppy staring straight at me. without hesitation I grab a bag and stuff her face in it so I could eat without those eye’s looking at me.
To Be Continued . . .
