Those dam eyes

by Coolbrz

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Comedy
Length: 425

A young bony named Coolbrz has to go on a quest to get rid of a derppy pony named derppy. That for some reason wont levee him alone.

A young bony named Coolbrz has to go on a quest to get rid of a derppy pony named derppy. That for some reason wont levee him alone and from what he is told from the earth pony Azora. the only way to get rid of derppy is to throw her back into the volcano of derppyness. And runs into a changling problem and a soon to be new best friend.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-28 17:29:49 UTC

Those dam eye's

I lay on the floor with 2 eyes peering at me. For some reason one eye is up and the other is down, it kind of creeps me out a little. I feel like bucking her in the face to see if I could fix's it. So I do and for some reason it dosint work she just laugh's at me. I do this action 6 more times. No use. That dam face is still fucked up. I then try slamming her in a wall no use. I then cut her head off but it grows back. Like what the hell is this black magic or something. Every were I go she follows me. But some how this pony can trot straight, walk straight, and run straight.

              I started asking around to see way this pony was following me; and how I could get rid of this pony they called Derppy. Every pony I talked to said to talk to Azora ; so I did just that.

              I finely get to her hut in the woods and she invites me in to talk. I thin sat down with Derppy next to me, and we start to talk.

Coolbrz : " So how do I get rid of this thing."

Azora : " Aaaa yes this is the one they call Derppy. "

Coolbrz : " Ok yes I know here name. "

Azora : " Do you want my help or not. "

Coolbrz : " yes I do. "

Azora : " thin shut up. now as I was saying befor. The only way to get rid of her is to the volcano of derppyness. "

And as I am about to levee Azora stops me and tells me to wait.

Coolbrz : " what is it. "

Azora : " You'll need these. they will help you. "

She hands me a bag with a map , sword , lighter , tent , blanket , jacket , first ad kit , food , and an iron helmet. I then close the bag and levee.

         About 30 minutest in to my journey the sun begins to set ; so I slowly descend back down to the grown and seat up my tent. I then grab the lighter, start a fire to then look up and see derppy staring straight at me. without hesitation I grab a bag and stuff her face in it so I could eat without those eye’s looking at me.

To Be Continued . . .