Muffin's adventure

"Okay now I know that the last part of the story didn't go so well for Muffin but I sure that this part will better or not. However the story must go on".

Muffin opened his eye's slower than in chapter one, He looked around, his semi-aware mind unable to process where he was, the room just seemed to be a blur of colours."What the fudge". He lay in a bed allowing his mind to wander, to process, to realise what was going on. A few more minutes passed before he realised where he was. He was in a hospital.He heard hoofsteps approaching his room, he saw shadows under the frame of the door.The opened his a noisy creak.Three mares and a stallion wearing and white coat walked through."Well if it isn't de-ja-poo".

The mares looked over to him whilst the stallion was looking iver some paperwork. "De-ja-poo?"

Muffin turned to face the mare, "it means: this crap has happened before".

"Oh Muffin, Derpy said you have got to stop swearing in her story". Pinkie Pie looked directly into Muffins eyes. She had the same playful look in her eyes that she normally had, she seemed unphased or atleast un-ware of the fact that she had put Muffin hospital.

"Tell her i'm real fucking sorry". He then rolled over in his bed turning away from the Pink mare.

Fluttershy flew over his bed and faced him. "The Doctor said that you should be able to leave today isn't that great". She looked in his eyes and saw distain starring back at her. "Oh is something wrong? was it something I said? I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you".

"Fluttershy your are hillarous". She looked at him in utter confusioned. "I have meet computer programs that are more asertive than you, not only that but your so shy that you have become coquetish, it's hilarious". He lauged faintly due to the great strain on his body.

Applejack walked over to Muffin. "Still as cocky as evah' ah' see". She smiled at him with soft eyes.

Muffin them looked over to Pinkie Pie, he raised his eyebrow "I hope you had a good time while I was out"?

She shifted her gaze to window. "Apart from the time I had to spend in a cell, missing out on parties but apart from that it has been ok. I also have been waiting for you wake so that we can exchange appologies".

He looked at her for a moment, he then sighed. "Okay then get ready for my appology, in fact i'll give you a countdown, you ready". Pinkie Pie nodded. "Okay five,four,three,two,one,zero,minus one: I am sorry because when you kicked the crap out of me you got put in the fucking slammer. Happy now?". A smile grew on Muffins face whilst the smile on Pinkies faded. She Probably would of spoke but Applejack before she could.

"Well that is certainly a unique way of saying sorry".

They where then all interupted by The other stallion in the room, he was levatating a chart in front of him. From behind his glasses, his eyes darted back and forth between Muffin and his chart. "Mr Muffin I am glad to tell you that we are going to be discharging from the hospital today, you will still need to take this pain medication though. You need to take one a day at roughly midday for a week."

Muffin looked towards the sky "Derpy, you don't know much a hospitals and medicine do you?"

"Hey I thought you weren't going to talk to me?"

"I never said that you just expected it, plus also I hear evrything you say so it's a bit hard to ignore you".

"Hey, you shouldn't ignore Derpy that's just mean". She leaned over Muffin to create dominace.

"Fne but this is just going to confuse the readers some more".

"Well in my experience the readers love fourth wall humour". A giant smile grew upon Pinkie's face.

"This comedy what is wrong this world?"

Fluttershy wispered over to Applejack. "What are they talking about?"

Applejack responed in a quite voice. "Well Pinkie's being Pikie Pie and Muffin's is doing the same thing".

"Muffin is Pinkie Pie?"

Apple jack laughed at fluttershy's misinterpratation. "No Fluttershy I meant he is acting Random".

"Oh" she laughed a little, she looked to Muffin who was staring at her intently.

The doctor choughed loudly to get everyponys attention. "Mr Doctor pony you should get a check up you sound like you have a cold". The doctor looked at pink mare trying to judge whether she was serious or if she was making a joke.

"Ignore her, she is not the most social aware mare". Hey I made I ryhme, how great is that, oh yeah the story.

"Hey, what do you mean Muffin, annoy me some more and in will be huffin' ".

"Derpy, stop making ryhme's, the readers haven't got the time, OH FUCKING SERIOUSLY DERPY".

"What?"

"If this story sucks it's not my fault it's your fault".

The doctor then coughed again loudly. "Mr Muffin (Read that out loud), you need to take this medicine before you can get going".

The reached into his pocket. The doctor handed Muffin a rather large pill "Well i'm already fucked". He grabbed the pill and swallowed it. He then got out of bead and fell onto the floor again, again. "Third times the charm", he then got up off the floor and left the room.

After leaving the hospital Muffin quickly began walking aimlessly away in attempt to get away from the three mare that would attempt to talk to him. He failed.

"No Derpy no more".

"No more what?"

"No more of this, this pointless desecration of me for comedy, just have a ursa-major come and kill me or something".

"Muffin you are no fun, most bronies would love to be in your postion".

"What? Most bronies would like to be recently dis-charged from hospital because I was attacked, I that what they want. You know what if thats ture I will honest to god chop my bollocks, eat them and once I shit them out eat them again because I will in Celestia's name I will".

"Calm down Muffin, your exageratting".

"Hold on a second Derpy I need to find something".

"What could you possibly need to find apart from some manners".

"Well I was looking for a fuck to give, I couldn't find one".

"Hey Muffin you've got company"

Muffin looked behind him to see a group of five mare approaching him. He began walking away only causing the group advancong on him to speed up. "well this will be interesting". He saw a specturm of colours wash over his head and then Rainbowdash landed in the ground in front of him.

"Here are you going in a such hurry my friends are trying to catch up to you". She pointed her hoof towards the group of four mares still coming towards Muffin.

"Well, Rainbowdash I was going to jump off a cliff again to see if I could improve upon my last attempt". He let a dark sarcastic smile grow on his face.

"Oh yeah I totally love free falling it's amazing" She looked at him blankly for a moment rembering what he just said. "How do you know my name?"

Muffins eyes scanned the area around him looking for some means of escape, he found none.

"Derpy can't you just leave me be and into someone else's story and do a radom cameo".

"Nah, this is much more fun". I smiled (I just thought i'd let you know).

"Well, what about your job?"

"Oh derp, I completely forgot and if I lose my job then I won't be able to surport Dinky and then I... wait that won't happen this is my story, duh".

"Can you atleast come down here so I can talk to you face to face"

"Fine"

"Derpy hello, hello where are you?"

"I'm right behind you silly". Muffin turned around to see me standing right next to my good friend Rainbowdash.

"Wait if your here who writing the story?"

Rainbowdash by this point was extremly confussed. The group of mares had now caught up to Muffin, the group of Fluttershy, Applejack and Pikie Pie had somewhere picked up Twilight Sparkel. "Hello Muffin, my name is Twilight Sparkel, my friends have meso much about you".

Muffin looked at her blankly "Oh boy".

Applejack looked a bit concerned for Muffin. "Muffin, you okay? you like like your about to blow chunks".

Muffin looked over his shoulder to Applejack, he was now getting fed up of having to spin to talk to everypony. "Applejack i'm prefectly fin-OH FUCK MY HEAD". He colapsed onto the ground cradeling his head in his hooves whilst he yelled.

"OMC are you okay Muffin?" I admit this was a bit of a pointless question but still knowing Muffin I had to be sure.

Muffin picked himself up off the ground. "Yes i'm prefectly fine, all that was just a short migrain attack, OF COURSE I FREAKING OKAY".

"What's a migrain attack, I never read about it in a book".

"I don't freaking even know".

"DERPY, DERPY". The whole group turned to Doctor Whooves running over the hill. Muffin quickly began running whilst we were distracted. By the time the Doctor Whooves had reached us he was desperatly out of the breath. "Der..py...I be...been lo-looking...for you everywhere".

"Oh, why?"

"Somepony stole the Tardis we need to get it back".

I blushed and itched the back of my head. "Well this is a little akward then".

He raised his eyyebrow in surpision and assumed an authorative tone. "Why?"

I dug my hoof into the ground, a nervous habit I have "Well you see, it was me who stole the Tardis". I gave him the most innocent smile I could. He just simply face-hoofed'. "Doctor I got to go now by".

"Wait Derpy" however I was already gone.

Rainbowdash looked extremely blank. "what just happened?"

"Whibley wobley timey whimey, though i'm pretty sure that, that stallion you where with may have some answers, now where did he go?"

Muffin was already far away from the rest of our cast and was now lost in the centre of Ponyvile. He looked around wondering how he ended up their.

"Derpy, I ended here because you wanted me to or did you forget your the authour and I can go home now?"

"Nope!"

"Please".

"Wow, Muffin nyour manners are getting better already".

"Oh boy, now I can go and get a job and start a family and die a happy man".

"No you can't your a pony".

"Derpy, maybe I was, prehaps, oh I dunno, being sarcastic".

"Where you?"

"Yes, derpy I was".

"Oh".

"You know Derpy this story is turning into a script".

"Oh".

"I mean there is no stucture anymore, the constant joke is that i'm in uncomfortable situations and there is no real plot". I decided to stop him their.

"Oh there is Plot".

"There is!", his voice was quite concerned.

"Whats the Problem, Muffin?"

"I got a feeling".

"Is it the same feeling as before?"

"What, NO! don't even go their".

"Oh, you crack me up Muffin also stop shouting in public". Muffin looked around him. Ponies starred at him all giving him a 'are you crazy' look. In the distance he could hear voices shouting his name, his mind was quickly able to determine that it was the same group that he had found himself after he had left the hospital.

"Oh great". He sighed then quickly ran off in a direction opposite to the voices he had heard whilst cursing his existence under his breath. He was lucky not to reach a dead end as he aimless ran through back streets eventually he found a road leading out of town. He slowed to a standard walking pace before he stopped completely by tree on a hill. He took a few moments to find a comfortable sitting postion. "What a day". He sighed and then looked towards the sky, it was a shade of majestic purple. There was an amibient glow comming from the setting sun. "Derpy, may I asked a favour?"

"Well since you asked so nicely".

"Can I have some sunglasses?"

"Uh...I guess so".

There was a flash of purple and a pair of trendy sunglasses fell onto Muffin's lap. "Derpy, ever wondered why People and Ponies say "Pair of sunglasses" instead of just sunglasses".

"I can't say I have Muffin".

"Oh, fair enough it's quite a abstract thought I guess". His normal charastmatic attitude had completely disapated.

"Muffin, is something wrong?"

"No, I just want to be left alone with for a while, you should probably focus on the other charaters for the next chapter or atleast the rest of this one". He shut his eyes and drifted into his own thoughts allowing himself to drift into a state of raw existance".

"Okay, Uffin I guess I see ya". Muffin said nothing, he simply just put on his new sunglasses and gave a short wave.

Okay guys, I hoped you enjoyed this chapter because it is going to start changing a little. I guess I can only hope that you will continue reading my story because when you read this story it makes me happy.
P.s MUffin wants to know if he can have rocket boots, what do you think?