Muffin's adventure

"This chapter we will start things going for Muffin and start getting rid of Mr Grumpy pants and the fourth wall now ceases to exist. I will fix that later. Enjoy reading everpony. Derpy out."

The light decended upon Muffin.

He could now see that it came from under some sort of frame. He looked upwards, above the frame their where blades spinning tenaciously. The realisation of his own stupidty hit Muffin like a sledge hammer to the bollocks. "A helicopter? I was running from a god-dam helicopter!" He yelled his voice partially masked by noise from the helicopter.

"Nope this is a whirly bird, I made it myself". A Pink mare stepped confindently out from the helicopter or whirly bird or whatever it was, I don't really care but you do so...The story.

"Bu...bu...but how? How could you...I mean...what?...Seriously". He then breathed on deeply, and attempted to remain as calm as possible. "Pinkie Pie how, no why did you chase me down in that helicopter, know that I think about it where did you get a helicopter in the first place?" He was short of a panic attack due to the rate of his breathing being ridclulously high as he was pannicing.( I thought I should explain this as I got what something I believe is similur to what Muffin calls the 'the feeling' but on with the story, again.)

she looked at him as if he was mentally retarded. "Muffin I built this whirly bird myself, but thats not what is right important right now. I need you to come with me to Sugar cube corner but I can't tell you why." She smiled ear to ear showing off her impossibly white teeth.

"Oh yeah and why can't you tell me because in case you haven't noticed I not the most trusting pony".

Pinkie Pie started laughing hard. "Well I can't tell because it would ruin the..." She put her hoof into her mouth, then removed it and tried to spit the dirt out that she had placed in her mouth as she didn't like the taste and for other reasons.

Muffin glared at spitting pony. "I'm gonna take a wild guess here, but I think you can't tell me because it's a surprise."

"Um...I don't know what your talking about, wha..." She mostly likely would of rambled on for a while but was cut short by the ever impatient Muffin.

"Pinkie you are a horrible liar".

She looked to the ground, defeated by the knowledge of how easly Muffin had saw through her. She looked back to him to make eye contact. "Yeah but you still don't know what the surpise is" she swung her body round. "Let's make this fun, I'll give you one guess, you'll never get it though". She could feel the heat of his glare burning into back of her head.

"Oh I don't know, I guess i'm just to stupid to figure it out". The scarcasm in his voice ran thicker than ever.

"Go on Muffin, Take a guess". She swung her body around again and walked close to Muffin.

Muffin rolled his eyes. "If I must. Is it a half panda half dragon half flipflop monster attacking Ponyvile whilst firing chickens and caramel from it's large mouth.

Pinkie gasped "There is that's... that's amazing but also really bad". She looked at Muffin and then she thought about what just transpired. She blushed "That guess was umm... wrong". She looked to her watch. "Oh, dear it's seeeeeems' we ma have taken a tad' long and now where running late". She guestered Muffin to get in the helicopter. He just looked at her slilently for a moment and then turned his head. "Muffin come on, we are really late". He remained slient and still as a statue. He then turned his head, his face devoid of emmotion and then he spoke.

"There is no we". The depth of his voice was simply unreal.

"Of there is a we, it's me and you, ya' know one and two is we." Pinkie Jumped in front of Muffin. "Come on what do you say". She gave him a friendly punch on the shoulder.

"Pickleberry". He then laughed a little and Pinkie laughed to, he then reverted to a serious face. "There is just one small problem though...with the helicopter...I may be a little".

"You maybe what?"

"A little scared of hights". He looked over to the helicopter.

Yes I know anouther short chapter but I just love the snappy one liner's that appear to often in this story...
Okay everypony Techincally these chapters are getting longer but there still not long enough which makes us sad. ooh' plan I Derpy Hooves pinkie promise to make the next chapter atleast three thousand words long.

Wow, Derpy are you sure you are up for the challenge.

Pinkie? But how?

I dunno.

Me neither

Derpy how confussed do you think the reader's are now?

Very...very...confussed

Should I scare them?

What, How?

Hello everypony reading, I will name a few of you...anhero,BlueBlazes ,BoredHero ,Draklox ,Jozhua253 ,Meta Knight ,Mobius of the Moon ,Monster_Under_The_Bed ,Noakwolf, Pyros, Burritoburger (I will get you), Brony4ever...to name a few and remember pinkie is watching you...always. You ponies have very wierd names.

Pinkie Pie?

Yes Derpy.

Please stop breaking the fourth wall I would like to publish this part of the story .

Okay i'll break the fith wall instead.

Oh no no no, I changed my mind.

Oh okie dokie lokie.

We should probably maybe say bye now.

Yes we should espically to that guy without pants on...

BYE EVEYPONY

BYE BYE SLEEP TIGHT unless its daytime then stay awake unless your tired then go to sleep, in fact don't sleep tight I am pretty sure that it would'nt be very comfortable at all and then you wouldn't be able to sleep and you would be sad.

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