Tea with Titans: Princess Celestia

by Dumb Fabric

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 455

Morbo the Annihilator goes toe to hoof with your Princess in this revealing interview.

Morbo the Annihilator sits down to tea with your favorite Princess and asks the tough questions, and destroys the puny ones! in this edition of Tea with Titans.

Based off the Futurama segment of the same name. This is a just for fun project, if you like it I'll make more. But it's just for fun.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-08 16:48:25 UTC

Tea with Titans: Princess Celestia

Tea with Titans: Princess Celestia

With your host, Morbo the Annihilator

M: Morbo the Annihilator here, sipping on this delicious tea in this fake studio with our special guest today, Princess Celestia, of the magical land of Equestria.

M: PREPARE TO EVCHANGE PLEASENTRIES! So Princess. What is it like being ruler of an inferior race.

PC: Well Morbo, first of all thank you for having me on your program, although I don’t really believe I am a “Titan”. As for your question, I love all of my little ponies equally regardless of race.

M: But princess surely there is a limit to the amount of feeble ponies that you can handle per hour. Morbo often finds himself becoming increasingly irritated with his puny human co-host Linda.

PC: Uh well, Morbo as I said I love all of my subjects, I am a very casual ruler you see and as such I treat my subjects with respect and they respect me in turn, I could never get sick of seeing them!

M: On Morbo’s home world the weak are rewarded with a slow and painful death. So Princess, please tell Morbo about your obsessive fandom. REVEL IN MORBO’S SUPREME JOURNALISTIC SKILL.

PC: I love the fans Morbo, I couldn’t ask for a better fan base! Well except for when they were call me a tyrant...and when they tied me to “Molestia” something they made up...

[Dramatic music plays]

[Morbo looks away at his director]

M: Morbo cannot read this question, it confuses Morbo with its feeble language.

PC: Perhaps I could ask you a question then Morbo? [Celestia smiles happily]

M: INTERVIEWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. Princess Celestia. You have been called a lovable and diligent leader, yet the last two times your land was in peril you were nowhere to be found. Morbo demands explanations. [Morbo sips tea and attempts a smile.]

PC: Well I couldn’t really do anything about that Morbo, Nightmare Moon was only going to be defeated by using the Elements of Harmony and Discord was the same.

M: If Morbo had a weapon of this calibre, he would be supreme ruler of the universe. [Morbo laughs slightly as Celestia gives an awkward chuckle] Such a weapon is in bad hands with 6 mere ponies with soft bodies easy to pierce with Morbo’s mighty jaws.

M: Question time is over. Thank you for answering the tough questions here with Morbo today,

PC: More than happy to Morbo, thank you for having me.

M: Stay tuned for a special never before seen episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad OR FACE ANNIHILATION AT MY HANDS.

[Theme Music plays while Morbo feigns chit chat with a clearly terrified Princess.]