Artemis Fowl and the land of Equestria

by William Van Auger

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 30296

self explaining title Artemis Fowl with ponies

during a set of experiments that went very wrong, Artemis and his companions finds them selves in a new land with only one question. How to get back.

Published 2012-02-23 17:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-10 23:22:40 UTC

into the breach

(A/N For the record, this chapter has a lot of Artemis and few ponies. I need to get it out the way so bear with me while I do. In addition, Artemis’ section is a little clunky. I apologise for this and promise that things will clear up once they arrive in Equestria)
The trip from Tara was thoroughly unpleasant. Thick sheets of rain fell from the sky, thunder shook the earth to its core, and the wind was beginning to uproot trees.
Holly would rather be underground. Failing that, Holly would rather be anywhere with less dramatic weather but she had paid the price before by ignoring Artemis. She had no desire to repeat that experience. She did have to admit, it was good to breathe surface air, even if it had been through her helmets filters. It also made her slightly sad, thinking about what the humans where doing to the world.

By the time she reached Fowl manor, she was drenched. The rain had even managed to soak through her suit. Waterproof, right. It didn’t take long to find Artemis in the grounds. Something about the six hundred foot, metal tower made that job easy. She didn’t show herself yet though. First, she wanted to see what Artemis was up to before he had a chance to explain himself. She perched herself on the manor roof and engaged her helmets visual enhancers.
It felt bad spying on Artemis and Butler. Then again, they spied on Foaly all the time and didn’t seem to bat an eye. Still, Holly and Artemis had a delicate friendship and she didn’t want to make things worse.
At least the storm hadn’t reached the manor yet. It wouldn’t be long though, half an hour at most, already the wind was rising and a fine mist had started to fall. Light rain made shielding hard, one of the few things Foaly had never been able to fix with any of his new suit designs. The air around Holly was vibrating too fast and the rain, too light to fall normally. Thankfully, Artemis was preoccupied with his latest project.
Holly guessed it was something to do with the storm. Foaly had suggested that it could be an attempt to harness lightning as a power supply, but it was too simple. Whatever it was, it was bound to be complicated. It was almost certainly going to border the impossible.

While Butler was busy connecting the last cables, Artemis was running a final system check. Aside from the lightning rod, Artemis was also hoping to test out two new inventions. First, an electronic device based on the Fairy omnitool. Its design allowed it to control radio waves, allowing it to act as a remote control for any technology that emitted an electronic signal. It even had the ability to produce magnetic fields, as well as function as a standard omnitool issued to the LEP. The second was a wrist-mounted computer. Artemis didn’t just use it to check his email however. Based on a similar model to his abandoned C-Cube project, it was a portable database, a sonic resonator able to create a 3-D map of the surrounding area, even a basic scanner, all without a single piece of fairy technology. Every system of today’s project was being controlled through the wrist computer. Everything from the Tesla coils to the containment field. All of it was adjustable and monitored through what Artemis had taken to calling the Wrist Integrated Computer System or W.I.C.S. for short.
So far, everything was going smoothly but that could change at any moment. Artemis had yet properly waterproofed the W.I.C.S and the rain had already started to fall, not to mention the instability of the components used in the lightning rods construction. Naturally, the system had backup controls but Artemis had insisted on using the occasion to field test his new toys.
No, Artemis was sure nothing would go wrong. He and Butler had triple checked everything, even nonessential parts had been secured. The only thing that could fail this time was Artemis himself.
“Butler, how is everything looking?”
“You don’t need to keep asking” Chuckled Butler, “everything’s solid, Artemis. You’ve done well.”
“I suppose you’re right. Still I have this feeling, as if we should call it off.”
If anything, Butler became more amused at the idea.
“I didn’t think I’d ever see the day you would follow a gut feeling.”
It was true that normally Butler was the one with the feelings. They had become almost a sixth sense for him, and had served him well in the past. Still it wasn’t like Artemis to put feelings over logic.

High above the manor, a large, black cloud formation moved across the sky. The very nature of the Cloud was sinister. A storm this large hadn’t formed in the British isles for centuries. Even Ireland, which saw its fair share of rainfall rarely saw, storms with this much ferocity. Below the dark mass, Artemis was discussing the final points of the plan.
“The systems fine, Artemis. Not that I understand exactly what it’s supposed to do.”
“That’s fine, old friend. Your part is over. It’s up to me and Holly now.”
Butler instinctively glanced over his shoulder at the mention of the elf’s name. Partly to search for the slight shimmer that told of the arrival of his friend, mostly to make sure that invisible eyes were not watching them. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a small patch of the manor roof that rain seemed to be avoiding entirely. Subconsciously he moved himself in between his charge and the Manor, silently cursing Artemis for making him leave his Sig Sauer inside during the storm.
Artemis simply raised a hand and Butler stopped in his tracks. With an almost apathetic air, Artemis raised a hand to his ear.

Despite being two hundred meters away, Holly saw Butler turn in her direction and move to block Artemis from her line of sight. A moment later, a ringing in her ear told her she had a new voice message. She recognised the child genius’ tone instantly.
“Captain Short, I invited you here with good intentions. However if you would prefer I will rescind the invitation and allow you to continue spying on me unimpeded.”
The captain let out a sigh. She should have known that Artemis would know she was already here. A few months ago, she was certain that he had even had her tracked. Foaly had assured her she was simply being paranoid and if Foaly tells you, your being paranoid you probably are.
Slowly she drifted down to meet Artemis and Butler on the lawn. In the high wind even, a low hover was a difficult feat. She regretted her choice of wings more and more as she compensated for the gale.
If speed was what you wanted there were none finer, but in the high wind, they were too light to remain stable and they were becoming a hindrance.
Holly did have to admit, she was excited to see Artemis again. It had been too long since she had been to the surface.

“How did you know it was me?” was the first question Holly had for Artemis when she finally landed on the lawn. “You told Foaly to come personally.”
Artemis smiled and said. “The only sure way to get Foaly to send you was to tell him to come personally. I knew he would send someone I would trust, but who was not above shooting me for his or her own enjoyment, In short, you.”

Somewhere beneath the surface, Foaly cursed loudly. He hadn’t realised how predictable his sending Holly was. It was true that she was the go to Fairy on matters concerning Artemis Fowl. More importantly, it was true that the real reason he wasn’t there personally was that Artemis had asked him to. He made a mental note to familiarise Commander Kelp with the Mud boys file. At least then, he could send someone Artemis didn’t expect.

The customary greetings and insults out of the way, Artemis began explaining his plan. Butler had even hooked up a laptop on a sturdy podium, so Foaly could take part. Butler naturally, had heard it all before but with Artemis, it never hurt to hear it from the top once more. Or five times in this case.
“Gentleman, lady, no doubt you’re wondering why you’re here.”
Nobody bothered to answer. When it came to Artemis’ plans, it was better to save your questions until the end. Otherwise, they would likely be here all day.
“Mankind has become capable of producing vast quantities of electricity in the last century. However, our demand for energy is rapidly growing greater than our ability to harness it. It is, as it has been for the last decade or so been a problem with fuel sauces, largely the fact that we are running out.
Yet Mother Nature is capable of producing all the energy we need, a substantial amount of the energy Haven uses is geo thermal, Atlantis, powered by deep ocean currents.”
“I’m so glad that you feel the need to lecture me on energy systems that I designed” Chimed Foaly “but if we could get to the point.”
“But then I thought,” continued Artemis without skipping a beat “why not us. Humans have one sauce of energy even the People cannot easily harness. That is why I have built, this,” Directing everyone’s gaze to the lightning rod and the plasma batteries.
“Ooh, a Lighting Tower, how interesting.”
“Foaly has a point Artemis” Said Holly “Humans have built Lightning towers to generate power before. What makes yours so special?”
“Because Holly, Mine does not generate electricity.”
Foaly finally had enough and certainly was not above telling everyone.
“Blast it Fowl this is eating into LEP time here, not to mention my budget. Holly, I’m calling you back. He’s just trying to waste our time.”
“I assure you Foaly, this is more important than wasting your budget.
Allow me to explain. I do not intend simply to generate energy from bolts of lightning. I intend to capture one.”

Even after Artemis explained the science behind his experiment, Foaly still wasn’t convinced.
Artemis had explained how, in theory anyway, it was the same as the plasma conduits running under the streets of Haven. He still insisted that a bolt of lightning held more power than the plasma batteries could safely contain, even if it were possible. He nearly choked with shock when Artemis told him he expected each container to hold a minimum of ten.
By that point, the storm was overhead. It was time to start.

Even Butler was finding it difficult to stay standing in the wind. The thunder was so loud that everyone had to shout to understand each other, and lightning struck the tower with earthshattering force. Artemis came close to pulling the fail-safes on more than one occasion but he held his ground.
“The first battery is almost full,” shouted Butler over the gale. “Should I change them over?”
“Not yet” replied Artemis. “I built vents into the containers. If they exceed capacity, the vents will open and divert power to the other battery. I want them filled.”
So like Artemis, thought Holly A plan for everything.

The six mares stood there confused, none more so than Applejack. Honestly, she had never fully understood how unicorn magic worked. Nor for that matter had she ever understood how the Pegasi controlled the weather. Even the elements of harmony didn’t make much sense to her so when princess Celestia explained what was going on she hardly understood a word. What she had understood was that after the Pegasi had made the storm it had become too large to control. Luna had apparently tried to use her talent for lightning and clouds to disperse the clouds, but to no avail. The only option left to them was to use something more powerful than even the magic of the Alicorns, and that was why Applejack and her friends were standing in the rain wearing five necklaces and a big crown thingy.
Twilight on the other hand had understood every word, so she was the one organising everything, and could not be happier about it. She and Celestia had decided that they should divide into two teams, Luna, Rarity and themselves on one team and AJ, Pinkie Pie, Dash and Fluttershy on the other.
The unicorns were going to try to stabilise and disperse the clouds while those remaining were going to provide power for their efforts using the elements of harmony. She felt confident that nothing would go wrong. Her friends had never let her down before, and she knew that they never would.
Luna on the other hand, was a mystery. She was still a princess true, but it had been a long time since she had made a Public appearance. No, Twilight did her best to clear her mind of doubt. Such feelings were only going to make things difficult, she extended the same measure of trust she showed to her friends and teacher. She asked everypony to get into position so they could begin.
As soon as Celestia gave the order, Twilight felt the familiar adrenaline rush that accompanied more difficult spells. Lances of blue and lavender speared the clouds as the unicorns magic broke through the storm. A moment later, the magic from the elements joined the fray.

Everything was proceeding according to plan. Both batteries were nearly at full capacity, and Artemis could not be more smug about it.
“You see Holly,” he shouted over the storm “the lightning rod is built to channel the energy rather than convert it. Considering how much voltage plasma contained it was easy to calculate how much each vat could contain. It is also much cleaner than plasma as it doesn’t produce any radiation. I still wouldn’t take my chances swimming in it though.” He added the last part dryly remembering what had happened to commander Cudgeon when he ended up inside a live plasma conduit moments after Artemis himself had vacated it.
Holly was past caring. She had to admit though Artemis had impressed her this time, even if he had stolen Fairy technology. Holly was willing to bet a full search of Fowl manor would show up more than a couple of batteries. As far as she was concerned, they had gotten off lightly.
Suddenly something struck the tower that defiantly wasn’t lightning.
It was a defiantly energy of some kind, but unlike anything any of them had ever seen. It travelled down the spire where it mixed with the Lightning in the tanks.
“What the hell was that!?” shouted Foaly over the claxons
“That wasn’t me, whatever it was its broken the containment! We need to reseal the tanks. I have worked too hard to lose the experiment now.”
Holly was off as soon as Artemis had finished talking. She was aware of Foaly shouting in her ear but didn’t have time to worry about it. If plasma batteries in Haven breached, they did not only damage surface structures but also spilled radioactive gel all over the city. She didn’t want to find out what happened when you added lightning into the mix.

Artemis on the other hand, was struggling to figure out what had happened while trying to fix the mess. Holly had run off somewhere Butler was running after her and Foaly was yelling something that he couldn’t understand over the hazard alarms. He had figured out that the emergency vents had not trigged because they were built to react to a specific energy source. All Artemis needed to do was manually vent the tanks. That way he would not lose the project. There was even enough time to refill the empty tanks.
“DAMN IT ARTEMIS, YOU NEED TO STOP HOLLY”
Artemis turned to answer but it was already too late.

Holly sprinted the three hundred meters to the base of the lightning tower. Not the safest place to stand, if lightning struck while she was at the base there weren’t enough blue sparks in Haven to put her back together.
She knew the standard procedure for containment breaches. A team of experts needed to reseal the tanks as fast as possible. Holly was no expert but she understood how it was done well enough, a welding torch or resin around the edges of the barrels should fix the problem.
Artemis had said that the tanks would empty if the fail-safes activated.it never occurred to her that the system had malfunctioned.
She drew her Neutrino and cranked the power to three. It should be enough to seal the batteries but not burn through them.
She got as close as she dared to took aim and fired a steady stream of energy at the seams of the tanks.
Butler had caught up with her by this point, though he looked very out of breath.
“Holly” he panted, “we need to move, it isn’t safe here.”
The rain was even worse at the tower base, the flat ground allowing wind to reach hurricane speed.
A strong gust of wind threw Holly off balance, for a fraction of a second the Neutrino laser connected with the Lightning rod. All the energy diverted into the batteries, along with the mystery energy and lightning. The batteries finally gave up. The breached tank exploded throwing Holly and Butler twenty feet across the lawn. The energy contained within trailed back up the tower and released everything back into the sky.

Pinkie Pie was bored. She would never say so to her friends but this magic stuff was not for her. This was all time she could have spent thinking up new songs, making new friends, or new words to play with. I don’t think they realise how much effort it takes to stay like this all day, she sighed internally she promised herself that she would make a song about today’s events and she perked right up.
Suddenly her tail started twitching. During a storm, she normally would have ignored it, but this was something different.
“Uh, guys, my tails a twitchin.”
“Darn it Pinkie not now.” Said Applejack
It surprised her that AJ hadn’t listened. Normally she paid close attention to anything her pinkie sense detected.
Twilight on the other hand had learnt the hard way not to ignore a twitchy tail.
“What is it pinkie? What’s going to fall?”
“It’s not just one thing. A whole bunch of things are going to fall, a whole cacophony, maybe even a whole bushel.”
A blast of light struck the Town Hall sending wood and tiles in all directions. The unicorns had the misfortune to be connected to the sky, the light trailed back down the tendrils of magic, striking each in turn knocking them out. A hole opened in the air showering the world with fire.

The sky tore, not just a crack of thunder but an actual tare in the sky. The wind picked up, sucking everything not bolted to the floor into the sky. The laptop Foaly was using, the remaining battery, even Artemis, Holly and Butler were dragged into the air and swallowed by the gaping maw.

The light that had rendered Rarity and Twilight unconscious was no match for the power of the Alicorns. Luna would be lying if she said it didn’t hurt but if her sister could handle it so could she.
She stared at the hole in the sky and saw several pieces of debris were larger than the others. One seemed to be moving independently, it moved to connect with one mass and then shifted to another dragging it out of the air.
She opened her mouth to speak but Celestia was already taking charge.
“Fluttershy, you and Pinkie Pie are to take Twilight and Rarity to Ponyville Urgent care”
“Um y-yes ma’am” she muttered
Celestia didn’t wait for a response before continuing. “The rest of you, follow me. Ms Dash will you fly to Canterlot and summon my royal guard. We will need them to make sure everypony’s all right.
I certainly hope they are.”

the chase

Butler was at a loss this time. In the past, he had helped kidnap magical creatures, beaten a rampaging troll in a fistfight, fought against the Russian Mob, been killed and then bought back to life, and seen a whole other side to the world. Yet nothing he had seen is his life prepared him for this.
Whatever Holly had done to the tower had torn the sky open. It was not as if Butler feared death, he had been dead before after all. As a bodyguard, Butler knew his life came second. As he was dragged into the air, his only thoughts were of Artemis’ safety.

Artemis felt the all too familiar surge of adrenaline that accompanied all of his adventures. The last time he felt like this was falling into the fire pit in the Extinctionists compound. It was the feeling that could only mean he was about to die. He tried to make a dive for the podium where the laptop had rested upon but the force of the wind was too strong. Time slowed as his feet left the ground, he felt like a ragdoll in the face of such power. No regrets, was the only thought on his mind.

Holly was the first through the breach. She had been closer to the tower than Artemis had been and was considerably lighter than Butler was. She immediately noticed that she was no longer being dragged around by the vortex. The wind had died down and she seemed to be in free fall. She kicked her wings in gear and brought herself into a hover, a decision she quickly regretted. Pieces of the lightning tower fell from the sky with enough force to turn her bones to dust. She was nearly hit in the face by a laptop that had once bore Foaly’s face followed by a disgruntled looking Butler.
Instinctively she flew toward him attempting to slow his decent, her wings straining to lift his weight.
Below them, a latticework of lights illuminated the ground. A city she thought no, more of a small town. Holly decided it was better if they landed outside of the town. She did not want to explain to the residents how a giant and fairy fell from the sky.
They were only about a few hundred meters from the ground now. Holly was now close enough to make out a dense forest and moved to land but before she could find a safe place Butler began to struggle in her grip.
“Artemis? No!”
Holly saw Artemis drop from the sky like a brick.
Even in the air he is totally graceless
“I’m sorry Butler. I can’t carry both of you”
She slipped something round into Butler’s hand.
“Concussive charge” she said “set it detonate on impact, it should help break your fall.”
“Take care of him Holly” said Butler. It was a non-optional statement. “Or you will have to answer to me”
She let go.

Artemis fell through the air, struggling to keep stable. He would never say so aloud but he had absolutely no idea what was happening. His brain was subconsciously working on a hundred unlikely solutions but his conscious mind had other things to deal with. If he wasn’t crushed by falling debris, he would hit the ground with enough force to leave a genius shaped hole. His suit was smouldering slightly and tearing due to friction, his tie was trailing behind threatening to choke him.
He felt something grab hold of his arm and found himself face to face with captain Short.
“Nice catching up with you” she laughed. Artemis couldn’t see her face through her visor but he knew that voice well enough to tell she found something extremely amusing.
“What about Butler?” he choked
“He told me to get you.” She explained about the concussive charge.
“Good thinking. What’s the plan then?”
“That’s your department. I just keep you alive.”
They heard a detonation below them indicating Butler had landed.
Holly glided over the trees searching for a place to land.

Butler remembered the last time he experienced free fall like this, a few years ago when he jumped out of the penthouse suite of a Munich hotel. Then he had been three floors up, atop a mattress that slowed him down and broke his fall. This time he was nearly a hundred meters up with only a small grenade to stop him breaking his neck. There was no chance that he would be alright. An impact like this would be enough to force his legs into his chest if he landed badly. His only hope was to try to stay alive long enough for Holly to give him a shot of blue sparks.
When he was ten meters from the ground, he threw the charge with all his strength.
A second later a wall of energy struck Butler full in the chest he immediately slowed his decent, the branches of nearby trees slowing him even farther. Just before impact, he rolled making sure to land on his back, covering his head and neck with his arms.
He hit the ground with a gut wrenching crack. He was fairly certain he had broken his spine. He was positive he had broken some ribs and he could see the bones in his calf poking through the skin. “It’s up to you now Holly” he muttered before blacking out on the forest floor.

Celestia was searching the forest from the air with Rainbow Dash and her bodyguard while Luna led the ground team. They had found the site of the explosion but found no body, just a puddle of blood and some broken branches. She beckoned one of her guards closer. “Find the ground team. Its Luna’s night, we have need of her power.”
The guard nodded before disappearing into the night.

“There’s something in the sky,” said Artemis. “I can’t make it out.”
Holly and Artemis had landed a short distance away from where Butler had landed but by the time they got there, Butler was gone. There was no way he had walked away so they could only assume the local town’s people had found him and wanted answers.
“You should go Holly, if they find you-“
“I’m not going anywhere, “said Holly “I told Butler I would keep you safe and that’s what I intend to do”
“You should at least shield,” continued Artemis
“I don’t know how much magic it will take to fix Butler. Until I do I’m not wasting a drop.”
Artemis let out a sigh of frustration. They kept moving through the dense forest. It felt more like a jungle thick vines covered every branch and strange noises came from all sides. Holly’s gut told her hungry eyes were watching her as they pushed through the thick underbrush.
Suddenly a bright light scorched the sky blinding nearly blinding them.
Holly didn’t think. There was no time. She just grabbed Artemis by the collar and dragged him deeper into the forest.

Luna had seen many strange creatures in the forest before but what she saw before her confused her to no end. They walked on two legs like an ape but she had never seen an ape in a suit before. The other was even stranger. It was wearing some kind of armour but it was completely unlike the suits of gold and onyx the guards of Canterlot wore, neither could she see any kind of insignia. It stood shorter than the other was but the most troubling feature was that it did not seem to have a face. Where the tall one had noticeable eyes and mouth, the other had only a blank slate of black.
At that point, it didn’t matter. She summoned all the power her moon offed her and used it to light up the night sky, the agreed upon signal if something had been found.
The faceless one turned her way grabbed the one in the suit and dove deeper into the Everfree Forest.
She followed above them making sure they didn’t escape.

The only way for Holly to go was forward. Behind the searchlight blinded her every time she glanced over her shoulder. Fortunately, it lit the path ahead making traversing the forest somewhat easier.
She could hear shouting behind them and picked up the pace. Artemis still protesting behind her making her grin despite the circumstances. She had to admit that causing Artemis Fowl discomfort was one of the perks of the job.

The sun was starting to rise, a few minutes ahead of schedule but it couldn’t be helped. Celestia would have to find some way to make it up to Luna for cutting her night short. Soon Celestia would be at her most powerful. If the creatures continued to flee through the forest they were bound to find some kind of trouble, the only reason the group hadn’t found any creatures that lived in the Everfree Forest was likely due to her presence. She caught a glance of her targets through the trees.
Applejack ran at her side and Rainbow Dash flew next to Luna above. She felt her sun’s rays burn through her blood and bought it to bear. Her body burned with a fire than made the light Luna provided pathetic by comparison.
“DO NOT HARM THEM!” she called in the royal Canterlot voice.
“Don’t ya worry none Princess, I’m on it” Applejack pulled ahead of the herd, breaking through into a clearing by a river.

The light intensified tenfold. Even polarised Holly’s helmet could not filter the light. She could hear running water but had no idea where it was coming from. She could just make out colour and shapes but other than that, she was helpless. Something cyan slammed into her from behind, she twisted to face her attacker, drew her Neutrino and fired three quick bursts. The whatever it was fell limp at her feet, while she fired twice more at two more figures wearing shining gold armour. She turned again to check on Artemis before something orange struck her full in the face. Her visor shattered under the blow and she was sure her nose was broken. She felt her body get heavy and began to pass out.
“Run Artemis” was about all she could manage before falling on the damp ground.

Artemis himself was in worse shape. The light burned his retinas till her could hardly move
He heard Holly shout for him to run. He managed to travel three steps before falling face first into a river. He rolled over onto his back and found himself being pinned to the ground. He threw a blind punch at his attacker that would have made Butler groan. To his credit, it worked sending the attacker staggering. Before he could stand, he felt a new presence. This was not physical. It felt much like Fairy magic but in his experience fairy magic had never hurt so much. It compressed his chest crushing his ribcage and pinned him to the riverbed. Water filled his mouth and lungs while magic crushed the life from him. He felt blood well in his mouth and found he had no air left to cough it up. He struggled feebly before darkness took him.

The Equine Equation

The Equine Equation

“Doctor, this one’s coming around.”
Artemis’ head was swimming. Cloudy shapes moved through his vision and his temples pounded.
Even though he had heard the words, he had no idea what they meant.
“Celestia was clear. They are not to wake up until she is ready. Double the sedative, the other one too”
“Are you crazy? They are already getting double the recommended dose. Are you trying to kill them?”
Artemis tried to move his arms and found them restrained. He could hear the bleep of a heart monitor off to his right. He forced his mind to concentrate on the noise turning his head to the source.
“We don’t even know what their recommended dose is. Double the dose now”
Something moved passed his bed and every muscle in his body relaxed at once. He made another futile effort to stand before blacking out once more.

It was a couple of hours before the sedative wore off. By that time, the room was empty. Artemis opened his eyes and looked around the room.
At first, he thought that he was blindfolded but as he regained more of his cognitive functions, he realised that the room was completely unlit. It took a moment for his eyes to adapt to the light. He could see Holly’s outline on the other side of the room. He tried to stand before remembering that his arms were restrained.
“Holly” he whispered, “Are you alright?”
Holly did not answer. Artemis remembered something about sedatives. He was a fair amount taller than Holly not to mention a different species, it was reasonable to assume that she would be less resistant to it.
The heart monitor told him is pulse was normal. A good thing concerning the circumstances but its presence was far more important than that. It told Artemis that they weren’t in a police station or a prison cell.
More likely it was a hospital, or at the very least a small clinic. He could even smell the antiseptic.
They want us alive he thought. That is enough for now
The machinery hummed slightly and he felt the narcotics wash through his vanes once more.

Twilight was concerned. Ever since she had woken up in Ponyville urgent care, her time had been devoted trying to research all she could about the new creatures. It was frustrating work especially since Princess Celestia had forbidden them from waking them until she was present. She couldn’t even get permission to study their biology with doctor criticizing her every move. A whole ward had been closed in order to keep everything quiet, only one doctor was allowed to enter the room the creatures were now sleeping in. Other than that, only she and Applejack were allowed to stay. Truth told she was worried and not just about the two visitors. AJ had been feeling depressed after wounding the creature and Rainbow Dash still hadn’t woken up from whatever magic she was hit with. Celestia had told her everything that had happened most disturbing of all is that the creatures supposedly could talk. More importantly, they spoke Equestrian with a thick Canterlot accent.
The main concern was that if they were intelligent enough to talk was it even right to imprison them like this. Celestia should arrive before the end of the day and Twilight wanted to know why she and two of her friends ended up hospitalised.

By the time Celestia arrived at the hospital she had already raised the sun. She wanted to make certain that any royal business had been taken care of before she arrived. Normally Luna would be left in charge of official business while Celestia was away, but Luna had questions to ask herself. Technically, they had arrived at night so it was Luna’s right to be concerned.
It was still quiet in the hospital. Even though the ward was closed, there was still work to be done. It was possible that they are afraid of the creatures. When they were first brought in, three doctors had refused to even enter the room after discovering one of the creatures had a mouth full teeth used for shredding meat.
The royal sisters met Twilight outside the room the creatures were sleeping in. Celestia had wanted them heavily sedated after the fight in the Everfree forest. While she doubted that they were a threat to her, her first thought must be the safety of her subjects.
Luna agreed to wait outside while Celestia and Twilight interviewed the creatures. She sat in the waiting room for her sister to return.

Twilight had yet to see the creatures up close. Now that she had, she wished she didn’t have to.
The tall one in the black suit seemed pale. Granted she didn’t know what the skin pigment of its species was supposed to look like. Still something seemed ghostly about it.
The other had a black bucket covering its face, some kind of helmet and a dark blue jumpsuit similar to the kind she had seen the Wonder Bolts ware. The helmet itself was jet black but the side of the creatures face was visible underneath a hole where Applejacks kick had connected.
“How long before they wake up princess?”
“The doctor said this one,” she answered nodded in the direction of the taller of the two creatures. “Has been resisting the sedatives for hours Slipping in and out of consciousness all day. I ordered the sedatives be halted before I arrived so it shouldn’t be long now.”
Already the creature started to wake. Its breathing became more natural and its muscles tensed. It pulled against its restraints as if to test them before slowly opening its eyes.
It looked right at Twilight and Celestia their jaws slowly dropping as they heard it speak.
“You must be joking” it said.

“I’ve gone mad,” Said Artemis, he had seen some strange things in his life and done the impossible on more than one occasion but nothing could prepare him for what he saw.
A purple unicorn was not something you expected to see at the best of times, under these circumstances his brain refused to believe what he was seeing. Standing next to the purple creature was another, this one taller and purest white. It seemed insane that the fact these creatures were genuine unicorns wasn’t the most interesting thing about them. The white’s mane and tail seemed to be made of pure light that flowed as if caught in the wind, though the air inside was still. More impressive still was the fact it could talk.
“I assure you, you are quite sane.” Its voice sounded like regal with power that made Artemis feel both safe and threatened at the same time.
“The first rule of mental apparitions is to discount everything they say.” He retorted, “Same with dreams, that’s why people in dreams tell you you’re not dreaming.”
“Then what will it take to convince you?”
Artemis thought carefully about what he wanted. Holly was still asleep despite being off the sedatives for over an hour.
“Let me free” he said cautiously “at least to check on my friend”
“I am afraid I cannot allow that. You are an unknown here. Your actions hospitalised five of my subjects, an action that I cannot forgive. Until we understand you better you are not going anywhere”
“Where do we start?” he asked. Artemis had been in enough interview rooms to know they wouldn’t get anything worthwhile out of him. Still Holly’s condition concerned him. He would play the game for now, and then they would learn what happened to those who crossed Artemis Fowl.

For some reason the purple unicorn was the one conducting the interrogation. Artemis seriously doubted she knew what she was doing. She hadn’t even taken him out of the room for fear of setting him loose. He was still tied to the same bed he had been stuck in all day. The bindings on his wrists were tight and had started to chafe, the raw skin the only thing making the current events remotely plausible. The white unicorn on the other hand sat in the corner with a stern look on her face. Artemis had been bored for hours and he was looking forward to the entertainment.
“What is your name creature?” said the violet creature. It was the first time Artemis had heard her speak. It surprised him that it spoke with a thick American accent and bore such a contrast to the others.
“It is impolite to ask someone’s name before giving your own.” He replied. The game has begun.
The creature glanced toward the regal figure in the corner who in turn nodded.
“My name is Twilight Sparkle, and yours?”
“Artemis” he replied, stifling a groan at the creatures ridiculous name.
“What about the other one?”
Artemis glanced at Holly’s unconscious figure
“I will not answer any questions about her”
“So she is female then. What about you?
He cursed the little information he had given. No more he thought as Twilight levitated a notepad and quill and began taking notes franticly.
“I am male. I assume you two are female”
“Yes. What species are you then? We have never seen creatures like you,”
“I am human”
“I? Not we?”
Artemis quickly corrected his mistake. Still he was surprised she had noticed the subconscious slip. He never been beaten at this game before and he had already betrayed Holly twice. I need to regain the advantage, however slight. His years of experience as a criminal kicked in as he prepared to lie, cheat and steal his way out of the situation. He would answer their questions but he would have his way.
“Ms Sparkle. I propose an exchange. My friend and I have been through a lot, not to mention brought here against our will. I have the right to know why I am being held here.”
Twilight glanced towards the white unicorn again and after a moment of thought nodded slowly.
She holds all the power here realised Artemis
“I suppose that is acceptable. What do you want to know?”
“Why won’t you let me help my friend?”
“We believe you could be dangerous. Are you Dangerous?”
“Extremely, but not to you.”
“Then why did you attack us?” Artemis saw his chance
“Attack you? You drag me away from my home, chase me through a forest, hurt my friend and try to drown me and you accuse me of attacking you?” Neither of the creatures knew how to respond to that and the child genius allowed himself an internal smirk. He decided not to tell them about his experiment just yet. He still didn’t fully understand the science behind what had happened but it was painfully obvious that he wouldn’t find out without their help.
“It seems we are at an impasse,” said the white unicorn “and we cannot question your friend before she wakes. I will think about it and try to find a solution.”
“Wait, before you go what about you? Who are you and what do you want with us?”
Artemis didn’t get his answer. The white unicorn walked right past him and out of the door. Artemis got a quick glance at a set of wings folded against her sides. Not quite a unicorn he thought that is interesting.

“I miss like this sister”
Celestia paced back and forth in the waiting room considering the situation While Twilight finished her questions.
“I still do not trust these humans.”
“We see no reason why not.” Replied Luna thoughtfully “Would you have acted different if you were taken from your home?”
It had been a long time since Luna had seen Celestia angry. Her expression was shocked as she turned to face her younger sibling.
“That is hardly the point. We have had dealings with their kind before. Or have you forgotten what they did?”
“We remember sister.”
“Clearly not else you would not be so quick to trust them.”
“And yet you are willing to condemn them? That is not the sister we remember. It hath been more than a thousand years since we last saw their kind. We did not even recognise them. They could have changed much since then.”
Celestia’s anger increased. “So you have forgotten. Or perhaps you have forgiven them.”
Luna remained calm as she spoke.
“Is that the kind of ruler you are now sister, no forgiveness and no second chances. Shall we return to our imprisonment then, or will simple banishment suffice this time?”
Celestia looked like Luna had struck her. Her temper subsided as she remembered that Luna was as much ruler as she was
“That was too cruel sister, it is hardly the same. Why do you help them?”
“One good turn deserves another. If you can condemn one human for something that happened centuries ago then perhaps our crime is also unforgivable. I hath seen none of that old evil we learnt to fear and they hath broken no laws. We should be cautious yes, but not cruel else we risk becoming the thing we hate.”
Celestia smiled. She had forgotten her sister’s capacity for kindness in the past millennium.
“Kindness always was your element sister. I suppose you are correct will tell Twilight and see if we can work something out. I do not trust them but neither have they wronged us.”

The violet unicorn had just finished asking questions when the white one returned.
“Twilight, you may untie him now and allow him to help his friend. Then sort out an arrangement for food and a place to stay. We cannot keep the hospital closed indefinitely. I will leave them in your care for now, I must return to Canterlot.”
Before Twilight could respond, she had already gone.
“Not one for conversation is she” quipped Artemis
“She is under a lot of stress.” Twilight responded though she didn’t sound convinced
The bindings on Artemis’ wrists became enveloped in purple light before vanishing.
He silently rubbed his wrists were the rope had bit into his flesh before standing. He felt a guilty satisfaction as the unicorn back away nervously as he crossed the room to Holly’s bed.
Her helmet had completely caved in on the right side. A gaping hole in the visor reviled the skin beneath. Artemis carefully ran his hands around the seams of the helmet until he found what he was looking for, a small button along the jaw line. Normally there would have been a hiss as the helmets airtight seal was broken. The silence was eerie and only served to heighten Artemis concern as
Holly’s face was unmarked. When a fairy was rendered unconscious, their magic essentially ran on autopilot healing everything from head to toe. In this case, Holly’s magic would have also tried to burn the narcotics out of her system. It might even have tried to regenerate the damage to her suit. Depending on how quickly she was taken to the hospital, she might not have been able to completely heal her injuries before being pumped full of drugs.
Once Artemis got a clear look at the damage, he began to relax. While a large bruise dominated the majority of her face, she was breathing steadily and her heart rate was normal.
Her eyes opened slowly. She looked dizzy but alive.
“Wha- what happened?”
“Try not to move Holly. We are safe for now. You were hurt in the forest and didn’t have enough magic to fix everything.”
Holly didn’t hear him answer. She was far too distracted by the presence of a strange purple creature staring at her with huge intelligent eyes.
“I must still be dreaming,” she said finally
“Afraid not, there is a lot to explain. Ms Sparkle, would you mind staying to explain everything? I’m sure she has some questions.”

Holly had finished asking questions as the sun was starting to set.
Artemis was looking forward to being out of hospital but he and Holly had agreed to spend the night there while Twilight sorted out a place for them to stay.
After Artemis had told the unicorn about what sort of food they ate she left and locked the door behind her leaving Holly and Artemis alone. Artemis seized the opportunity to form a plan.
“What do you think?” he asked, “how much trouble are we in?”
“I don’t know Artemis. We haven’t ever been in a situation like this before.”
“What about the book? I seem to remember a chapter mentioning unicorns.”
The elf shook her head “all it has is a page about extinct races.”
The genius was at a loss. It was obvious they were no longer in Ireland. He was also certain they weren’t anywhere underground. Could they have travelled in time? He had done it before but never that far.
“I don’t think it is a case of what we should tell them,” he said. “It’s more like how much”
“Well the book forbids betraying the people and their secrets, but that only applies to humans. I suppose technically they are a fairy race, and we are trespassing here. Perhaps we should just tell the truth”
Artemis shuddered at the thought, bringing an end to the conversation. He hadn’t eaten for more twenty-four hours and he was starting to feel the strain.
They both decided to see how it went in the morning as they found themselves an uneasy night’s sleep.

Twilight returned to the library and immediately began searching through books and scrolls. She knew the human wasn't being entirely honest with her. She felt certain that princess Celestia was hiding something too. Through the hundreds of books in her study, she found not one reference to humans. Searching for the name Artemis only tuned up a reference to a pony that had lived before Equestria had been founded. The room she had just cleaned that morning quickly became filled with discarded books.
She decided to call it quits for the night, heading up stairs as quietly as possible to avoid waking her assistant. Upon seeing another book on her bed, she let out a sigh of frustration until she saw the cover. The newest edition of Daring Do released that week. It was completely unremarkable but something on the cover caught her eye. The art on the cover showed a distorted drawing of a creature remarkably similar to the Humans in the hospital above the writhing ‘Daring Do and the lost colony.’
Confusion took hold as she turned the book over to read the synopsis.

“Daring Do finds reference to a lost civilisation thought long dead, but as she searches through the empty tombs she learns she is not alone. A lone survivor with a fascinating story to tell, but she will soon find that some knowledge is best left buried.”

Turning back to the front, she stared intently at the distorted picture willing it to become clearer. Was that even possible, no, it couldn’t be. Her mind was playing tricks on her. Still it wouldn’t hurt to look into it when she had more time. She lay the book aside and fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow.

(A/N I am really unsure about a huge amount of this chapter. Some feedback would be well thanked as I’m considering rewriting the whole thing. I would also like to apologise for the Daring Do part. It does make sense to me but it feels very cheesy and I might cut it entirely. other than that while this is not the first story i have written it is the first time i have done any extended dialog and might need some constructive moaning to get me on track.)

The Fowl and the Leprechaun

(A/N ok so it turns out that after having only two Alicorns for ages the writers on MLP look to be adding a new one to the shows cannon. If it is true then that can go suck a duck (and yes that is duck), she will not be fanonised in this fiction as I have plans for a prequel and more importantly back story that requires her to not exist.
ALL HAIL THE BAD SOUTHEN ACCENT)

It was still dark outside when Artemis was awoken by a violent shaking. His eyes snapped open and fixed upon the same purple creature from yesterday. He had hoped it was all a dream or even some kind of psychosis. Part of him still thought it was, yet here she was again standing six inches from his face.
Before Artemis could ask what was going on the unicorn moved to on Holly’s bed.
Holly was still feeling disorientated and it took her a moment to remember where she was.
“We need to go now. I was only given a small window to transport you.” Said Twilight
“Where exactly are we going?” asked Artemis groggily, not looking forward to trading one prison for another.
“There isn’t time.” was the only answer Artemis got as the purple unicorn placed a hoof on his shoulder. “You too” she directed at Holly.
Holly moved to stand next to Artemis, pausing only to grab her now useless helmet, and cautiously put her hand on his shoulder. As soon as her hand connected, the unicorn’s eyes and horn started to glow. A ball of light expanded around them engulfing the group. The ground disappeared beneath their feet and for a moment Artemis and Holly faced the all too familiar feeling of free fall. Suddenly, as quickly as it had started it was over. Artemis’ feet retuned to the floor with enough force for his knees to buckle, he had just enough time to notice they were no longer in the hospital before stumbling headlong into the wall. Fortunately, Holly was somewhat sturdier than Artemis was and managed to maintain her footing. Unfortunately, the sudden teleport was all her already weakened system could handle. Her head swam and her stomach rolled as she made a dive to bury her head in a nearby wastepaper basket, all the while silently thankful she no longer wore a helmet.
“You could have mentioned you were going to do that,” said Artemis as he got to his feet. His once fine suit was in ruins. Admittedly it was had been covered in rips and tears, not to mention mud before their little trip but none of the damage had been irreparable. Now however large patches were burnt and smoking beyond repair.
Looking around the new room Artemis noticed that walls were lined with empty shelves. The whole room was made of wood with only one door in the side that remained closed. In the centre stood a small raised platform with a carved wooden statue of a unicorns head.
“Good work Twilight,” Said a regal sounding voice.
Artemis turned to find the white unicorn standing directly behind him. He was surprised that he hadn’t noticed her before.
“That’s a nice trick,” He said. “Anything else like that I should know about?”
She fixed him an icy glare before responding. “Why yes now that you mention it, I have lived for a millennium and have the power to imprison you in the moon for eternity, now be silent. Twilight, I am leaving them both in your care. If you need help you may ask any of your friends and I doubt you can keep this secret from spike however, I do not want anyone else to know they are here.”
“Yes princess.” Twilight responded instantly. “Is there anything else?”
She thought for a moment. “Yes” she said finally, “If they are lost as they say then we should help them return home as soon as possible. They may need some of the books in your library, but I would sleep a lot better if you kept a record of anything they read and do not let them read anything that could be dangerous. Lastly, I have decided to leave a small contingent of guards behind. If they get out of hand, they shall be dealt with without regret.”
Artemis had the feeling that the last remark was more for his benefit than twilights.
Holly meanwhile had filled her improvised bucket, and was feeling all the better for it, though she made sure to compose herself before opening her mouth again. She had dealt with people like this princess before. She hadn’t tolerated them and she would be damned if she was going to tolerate this.
“Does the ball and chain go outside our shoes or would you like us to tuck it into our socks?”
The princess rounded on her with the anger of a bull Troll. “Silence human. I have chosen to help you, don’t make me change my mind.”
“I am no more human than you are,” replied Holly with glare of fire to fight the ice. “And I don’t take threats lightly.” The two stood their facing each other for a moment before the princess turned to leave. Artemis couldn’t help but laugh. They are so alike, thought Artemis. Butler would approve… BUTLER. Even with all that had happened, Artemis couldn’t believe he had forgotten about Butler. He ran after the white unicorn catching her at the door.
“Wait, what about Butler? I know he cannot have taken incarceration well but if I can explain in sure he will understand.”
The princess turned to face him, her expression stuck somewhere between anger and confusion.
“I do not know what you are talking about” she tried to leave but found Holly blocking her path.
“It is unwise to continue on this path,” Said the princess.
“Please,” continued Artemis “when we fell, Holly could only save one of us. Butler was likely badly injured but when we found where he landed, he was already gone If we don’t get to him soon it will be too late to help.”
“If it is as you say, we did not find your companion there either.”
“I don’t believe you,” Said Holly. “There is no way Butler just walked away all by himself. Not a fall that high.”
Even the princess had forgotten Twilight was still here and everyone was surprised when she spoke. “There are many dangerous creatures in the Everfree forest, most of them are carnivorous. If your friend really did land there, he may already be…” she couldn’t bring herself to finish the sentence. She didn’t have to. The unsaid word hung in the air, but no one was willing to accept it.

Artemis felt like the wind had been driven out of him. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Everyone stood there in silence for so long it became another person in the room with them.
“You’re lying,” he said finally.
“No, we found nothing,” Said the princess.
“Artemis…”began Holly weakly.
“Surely you don’t believe her.” said Artemis “Since she woke us up she has done nothing but threaten us.”
“We both knew that this was a possibility, even Butler knew. We have no choice but to trust what they are telling us is true. If they wanted to hurt us, they wouldn’t have taken us to a hospital.”
Artemis took a deep breath. He knew Holly was right, but that didn’t make it any easier. Butler had been by his side since the day he was born. Before now when Butler’s life was at risk, Holly had been on hand to give him a shot of fairy magic. Even when Butler had been shot in London and Holly wasn’t around Artemis’ quick thinking had kept him alive long enough for her to arrive.
Artemis found that part hardest. Knowing that this wasn’t the first time one of his plans had cost him a friend.
Yet they never stop trusting me he thought.
He could feel tears welling in his eyes. Before when Butler lay dying in a London restaurant, there hadn’t been time to grieve, no time for tears. There had hardly been time to think. Now there was only time. Time and the knowledge that for all is intelligence there was nothing he could do.

Holly was devastated by the loss of her friend, but she had lost friends before. The time for grief would come later. This was the time for action. She knew however bad she felt, Artemis would have it ten times worse. Above all, she knew that wherever they were, Artemis was the only chance they had of getting home.
“Artemis, I know it’s hard but we need a plan. Butler told me to keep you safe and to do that I need to get us home. Twilight, take him back to the antechamber, give him anything he needs and for goodness sake get us something to eat.”
The two began to leave when the princess spoke again.
“Whatever has happened, I am sorry for your loss. It is never easy to lose those we care about.”
Holly waited until Artemis and Twilight were out of earshot before continuing.
“Since we arrived, you have made quite a few threats. So allow me to make a few of my own. Through whatever means, I have lost a friend today. I could forgive you under the circumstances, but your actions have robbed a fourteen-year-old boy of the best friend he’s ever had, and that is something I will not forgive. If I find out you have lied to us. If I even think that Butlers death was your fault. I. Will. Kill you,” The last words where barely a whisper but the Princess clearly heard. Before she could respond, Holly walked into the antechamber and closed the door behind her.

Half an hour later and Holly found herself perched atop a pile of books while Artemis explained his theory. Actually, it did not take the full half hour for him to find a theory, one glance at a globe Twilight had given him was enough. Twilight herself was sitting on the floor gazing intently at Artemis, levitating a notepad and quill. Holly wasn’t sure if she was writing down what he was saying or if she was making notes on his behaviour. Part of her wanted to warn Twilight that better humans, fairies and centaurs had tried to analyse him before and failed miserably but after all that had happened she figured it would keep her on her toes. Or would that be hooves? I wonder what Foaly would prefer.
She could see that Artemis was exhausted. The colour had drained from his cheeks, what little there was at least, and he had bags under his eyes. The loss of his friend pressed down on him, he even looked older under the strain. Under better circumstances, she would have told Artemis to rest, even see to Butler’s funeral before continuing, but that could put him out of action for months. Right now, the most important thing was to come up with a plan, or at least some answers. Holly felt pangs of guilt at the thought of using her friend like that. True Artemis had used her and the People before now but he usually had a good reason. She only hoped that Artemis would forgive her when all this was over.
Her train of thought derailed when Artemis began to speak.
“I don’t even know where to begin. I am not even convinced that any of this is real, and the more theories I come up with the more absurd it all sounds.”
He even sounds tired, like he’s just going through the motions.
He moved to the globe to demonstrate his point.
“At first I believed that we had gone back in time, but the continents on this globe hold no resemblance to any on earth, at any point through history, and none of the countries have ever gone by the names shown. We could have gone forwards in time but that still does not explain the shape of the continents. As Julius would have said, ‘I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.’
I think we are on another world. Maybe even another dimension, like Hybras only much bigger.”
Artemis was right when he had said it sounded absurd. It was just unfortunate that he usually wasn’t wrong about things like this. Still it didn’t hurt to make sure.
“But Hybras was once an island,” Said Holly. “The Demons moved it into another reality during the war, and very unstable reality at that. How could a whole world like that even exist?”
“Their reality was never meant to exist. It was forced into being by the warlocks, and it became unstable because Abbot interrupted the spell. Here, it’s possible that this world was created with our own, maybe even parallel to it.”
Holly still was not convinced, and Twilight still hadn’t said a word, but there was something that still didn’t make sense.
“What makes you so sure that we are in another reality? How can you know that we didn’t travel through space? Fairies have teleported before, never that far, but it certainly makes more sense than alternate realities and purple unicorns. No offence.”
The purple unicorn in question didn’t even look up from her notes, and Artemis wasn’t going to stop anyway.
“No, I checked. It sounded so insane that I needed to make sure. I asked to see star charts and astral maps. Every star, planet, and nebula, are exactly where they should be. Wherever we are, it is the same place as Earth. Maybe even the same place as Ireland.”
Holly let out a long sigh. While her stomach had settled, her head throbbed and her balance was still off. This was rapidly setting up to be the most bizarre and exhausting adventure they had ever had. Worst of all they were a man down already and hadn’t even started yet.
A knock at the door of the library caused the unicorn to drop her notes. Without a word, she rose and left the small room leaving Holly and Artemis alone.
Even though they were alone Holly decided that speaking in gnomish was the best way to avoid being overheard.
“Be honest with me Artemis, what do you think about them, the princess and this Twilight? You have had more experience being interrogated than I have, not to mention dealing with fictional beings.”
Artemis rubbed his temples for a moment before answering.
“Assuming this isn’t a dream, or hallucination. I don’t trust the princess as far as I could throw her. I am sure she is keeping something from us, and we cannot rule out the possibility that she was the one that bought us here. As for the other, she seems to be fascinated with us, like I was with The People, only without the extortion. I don’t trust her, but neither do I think she wants to harm us. Then again, I never know who to trust, and I’ve been wrong before.
“Well its sink or swim time I suppose,” Holly said with a sigh. “The book doesn’t say anything about alternate realities or hostile unicorn princesses. Against my better judgment, I say we tell them the basics. What we are and where we come from. Other than that, we will have to see. I wouldn’t give the princess the time of day, but this Twilight is offering us her house. She deserves to know the truth, at least part of it.”
“Don’t forget though, we are still prisoners here. We may yet need to fight them, and then the princess will meet the same fate as the rest of the people that harmed those I cared about”

A knock at the door distracted Twilight from her work, causing her to drop the notebook and quill. She quickly left the room without saying a word to the two creatures.
She pulled the door open ready to berate who ever had neglected to read the sign that said closed. Instead, she met with the familiar orange coat and Stetson that belonged could only belong to Applejack.
“Howdy Twilight,” she said with none of her usual cheer “I bought the food y’all asked for.”
Twilight caught a glimpse of pink hair and yellow feathers cowering behind her friend.
“Fluttershy?” she asked. “What are you doing here?”
“Oh, hay Twilight.” She muttered. “um, I was just passing”
“She means, she was worried ‘bout you,” interrupted Applejack” An so am I. Are ya sure it’s a good idea lettin’ ‘em stay here?”
“Sshhh,” cut Twilight. Looking around to make sure they had not been overheard. “Nopony else is supposed to know about this. Come inside, quickly.”
Applejack crossed the threshold without hesitation. Fluttershy on the other hand seemed reluctant to enter.
“A-are you sure it’s safe” she said with a tremble.
“Honestly? No. I’m not. Princess Celestia doesn’t trust them, and something that doesn’t add up about their story. Then again if they wanted to harm us they wouldn’t have run away in the forest.”
She explained everything that had happened since leaving the hospital, including the conversation the creatures had just finished. She could tell that neither of her friends understood. She didn’t understand it herself. Nothing in all her years of studding magic had ever turned up anything to do with alternate realities. Tonight she would travel to Canterlot library and try to find some answers.
She also made a mental note to ask the writer of the Daring Do novels about the latest addition to the series. With luck, that would provide Twilight with some of answers she wanted.
“Do you girls mind keeping an eye on them tonight?” She asked. “I know I promised Princess Celestia that I wouldn’t leave them, but there are some things I need to check in Canterlot.”
“You mean just the two of us?” panicked Fluttershy “Alone? With them?”
“Why don’t you meet them?” reasoned Twilight.
At the very thought Fluttershy took refuge under a large writing desk with a soft squeak.
Applejack on the other hand thought it was a good idea.
“Actually I’ve been wanting to talk to ‘em. I feel just awful ‘bout what happened, I was hopin’ to put things right, if that’s ok?”
“Celestia said that anypony who was there when they appeared is ok, so long as they don’t tell anypony else. I will warn you, the female is a little confused. Try not to overwhelm her. Draw the curtains, I’ll bring them through.”

The door opened and the purple unicorn returned. She silently moved over to where the notepad and quill still lay. Once more, they became enveloped in a purple aura before floating up to around eye level before landing neatly on her back.
“The foods here,” was all she said before exiting the room once more.
Artemis walked to the stack of books Holly was sitting on and helped her to her feet. As soon as he let go she almost lost her balance again. If Butler had been there, it would have been easy to move her. As it was, it took everything Artemis had to get her to the door. He was starting to worry that the damage to her balance might be permanent. He made a quick mental note to ask about where to go about finding acorns before helping his friend into the library.
As soon as he got through the door, he found himself face to face with another unicorn. This one was bright orange with a blond mane tied back in some kind of ponytail. Oh, the irony was the only thing his brain could think of. For some reason the thing that held his attention longest was the large Stetson atop her head.
“Howdy,” it said with a tip of its hat and a large grin.
If Holly was having trouble keeping up so far this was enough to push her over the edge. She let out an audible groan.
“Why does it have a Stetson and a southern drawl? Are you some kind of cowpony or something?”
“Well. Yea, I guess I am. Y’all don’t remember what happened do ya?” surprisingly, she dropped her gaze and started shifting her fore hooves in a strangely humanised expression of shame.
“I was in the forest the night y’all appeared.”
Holly thought a moment. “No, don’t remember much about it. Though I’m willing to bet I have you to thank for this,” she said, tapping her eye, which was still covered by a large purple mess that had started to take on a clear hoof shape.
“I’m awful sorry,” said the orange unicorn with a bow, her eyes starting to tear slightly. “I never meant to hurt ya none.”
“I suppose you were the one that held me down in the riverbed,” said Artemis, directing his attention to Twilight.
“Actually, that was Princess Celestia. Whatever happened when you appeared knocked my friend and me unconscious. I was taken to the hospital while AJ and Celestia looked for you in the forest.”
Artemis felt guilty about harming the unicorn and her friend. At least he knew that they were almost even. Almost.
“Who’s AJ?” asked Holly
“Oh, where are my manners,” Said the orange creature grabbing Holly hand, a simple action, the mechanics of which baffled Artemis completely, and shaking it violently. “I’m AJ. Uh, that is, Applejack. Nice ta meet ya.”
“My names Holly Short and you can stop shaking my hand now”
“Y’all don’t look that short to me,” Applejack chuckled. It was true that Holly stood a few inches taller than the bright orange mare, something that was unusual in and of its self. Present situation notwithstanding.
“Are unicorns normally so aggressive greeting new people?” asked Holly as soon as Applejack let go of her arm.
“Actually, AJ isn’t a unicorn. She’s an earth pony,” said Twilight as Applejack pushed her Stetson back revelling the hornless forehead beneath.
Holly let out another groan “Oh that’s much better,” She said. “You’re not a unicorn, just an ordinary talking horse. I should be able to sleep easy tonight.” She rubbed her temples some more in frustration.
“Somethin’ we said?” asked Applejack in confusion
Artemis did his best to explain, while taking an apple from the large bag on the table
“Try to understand, things are different where we come from, and this whole situation will take time for us to adjust. May I?”
“Sure, help yourself.”
Artemis sunk his teeth into the apple and almost chocked. It was unlike anything he had tasted before, much sweeter than the apples in Ireland. “These apples are really good.”
The simple statement made Applejack glow with pride.
“You seem awfully calm about everything,” said Twilight “why have you adjusted so well?”
Artemis hadn’t thought much about it. “Over the years I’ve spent so much time in impossible circumstances and consorting with mythical creatures. I suppose I’m used to it by now.”
“I don’t understand. What mythical creatures?”
Artemis sensed his explanation would take some time. He wasn’t looking forward to another interrogation so he decided to make himself comfortable.
“As Holly already told you, we are not the same species. Most humans do not even know her kind exists.” He decided to glaze over the whole kidnapping part. Both he and Holly agreed that they needed the help of the creatures here to get home. They would be much more reluctant to assist them if they knew certain parts of Artemis’ past.
“A few years ago, I searched for a race called The People, a collection of what my kind would call Fairies. Most of my kind believed them to be children stories or simple folklore. I thought different, and my persistence paid off”
“Why were y’all looking for ‘em?” asked Applejack
“They had something I needed” was all Artemis was willing to say on the matter.
“You said that The People are a collection of creatures,” inquired Twilight. “What kind are you, Holly?”
“I am an Elf. I’m also what some people might call a Leprechaun, though that’s just a job.”
“Those weird little things with the top hats and shillelaghs, spirits of mischief and games that hand out pots of gold?”
“That was a long time ago. Our uniform has changed a few times since then.”
Twilight turned to Artemis.
“Was it gold you needed?”
“Perhaps, but my offer still stands does it not. If you want to ask questions, we get to ask in return. Tell me about your people and this land we are in.”
Twilight told the story everyone in Equestria knew. The three warring tribes that once lived in a faraway land, forced to search for a new home and the three friends that helped unite them under one banner. She also explained how Celestia and Luna came to rule together, and how Ponyville was founded.

It was well passed midday by the time Twilight had finished her story.
Applejack had divided the food between Holly and Artemis, though most of it consisted of grass and was not fit for human consumption, or fairy for that matter.
Artemis had taken to browsing the titles in the library. Some of them were written in a language that even the fairy gift of tongues could not translate. Artemis guessed they were from a time before the language in Equestria resembled English. Given enough time, Artemis would try to learn the language, but not now. He had spotted the book he was looking for, a large red tome bound with gold filed under E. he quickly pulled it from the shelf and took it to a large writing desk in the corner, dropping it on the top with a loud bang.
Something squeaked loudly and barrelled into his shins, flooring him instantly in a tangled mass of yellow feathers.
“Fluttershy?” said Twilight “I thought you went home. Have you been under there this whole time?”
“I’m sorry Twilight,” Said the yellow pony struggling to stand. “I didn’t think meeting them would take so long.”
“You still haven’t met them,” said the lavender unicorn irritably. “You didn’t even say hello.”
“Oh. H-hello?” she said nervously.
“Honestly girl,” said Applejack. “I’d have thought you of all ponies would a offered some kindness to ‘em. We’ve seen ya tame dragons, are leprechauns really too much to handle? Holly Short and…. Sorry I didn’t get your name.”
Artemis was still lying on his back after being knocked over. He got to his feet and straightened his once fine suit before answering
“My name is Artemis Fowl,” he said offering his hand, though he was not entirely sure why.
The mare in front of him was Canary yellow with a pink mane that obscured her face. As he extended his hand, she gave another squeak and dropped to the floor covering her face with her forelegs.
The thought of being more terrifying that a real life dragon amused Artemis greatly, and honestly, he would tend to agree.
It took a lot of coxing for Fluttershy to introduce herself and even then, she never said more than a few words.
“What book were you so interested in anyway?” Asked Twilight moving over to the desk her friend had been hiding under, recognising the book right away.
“The elements of harmony reference guide?”
“You mentioned them earlier when talking about your princess’s rise to power,” Artemis answered, Opening the book and thumbing through the pages. “I thought they may be some kind of powerful weapon or magic, especially if they were able to defeat such a strong opponent. I was hoping that the book would give me some answers, but I don’t understand a word. How can Loyalty be a weapon? Or laughter for that matter?” he closed the book with a sigh and grabbed some nearby parchment and quill
“It doesn’t matter now. Your princess said she wanted a list of any books we used. I need anything you feel it is safe to provide on any of these topics.”
The list was quite extensive but Artemis was sure that the unicorn’s collection would be able to provide some answers. With a little luck, they might even provide him some of the advantage he desperately needed.

“So what do you say girls?” Twilight asked, “Will you keep an eye on them for the next few days?”
It had taken longer than Twilight had thought to get all the books the human had wanted. A stack this size would take her at least a week to finish, even now as the sun began its decent the books cluttered the floor and every available table.
“Yep, ill cover for ya Twi’” Applejack said instantly, “How ‘bout you, Fluttershy?”
“Oh, I don’t know guys they’re still so… scary “said the yellow mare, shuddering at the thought of being left with the creatures overnight.
“Please, Fluttershy” begged Applejack “I feel awful ‘bout hurtin’ em, and you saw how the leprechaun girl could hardly stand. I might need your knowledge of animals and medicine to help ‘em get better.”
Fluttershy reluctantly agreed, though clearly wasn’t looking forward it but it wasn’t in her nature to refuse to help those who needed it
Twilight and Applejack assisted the creatures in moving the books into the antechamber. Once they were in place Twilight summoned a pair of camp beds and a small desk and stack of parchment before turning back to her friends.
“I won’t be more than a few days. Spike is waiting for me at the station. While I’m gone make sure they have anything they need but be careful, I don’t fully trust them just yet”
“Don’t ya worry none, we’ll keep ‘em cosy as a pig in a blanket,” Said Applejack with her usual optimism.
Fluttershy looked less convinced. She simply nodded politely as Twilight left the house into the rapidly approaching night.

“It was nice of Twilight to let us sleep on a bed,” Said Holly. “This place is certainly more comfortable than my last prison.”
“I assume you are talking about me,” Artemis replied from his new desk. “I would remind you that your last prison bed had a mattress.”
It was true that the thin fabric camp beds were less comfortable than the one in Artemis’ cell had been. Lighter too, this one wouldn’t make it through butter much less the floor.
Holly lay on the bed furthest from the door. She missed the weight of the pistol on her belt but she had dropped it in the forest and no one had bothered to retrieve it, though she was confident that she was more than a match for both of the mares in the next room.
Artemis sat close by, the candle beside him casting ghostly shadows across his already grim features.
He reminded Holly of the boy she once knew, the boy who had kidnapped her and held her to ransom the boy who had left Jon Spiro penniless and imprisoned. That was the last person Holly wanted to see right now.
“Artemis, you should get some rest. We don’t know how long we will be here and you need to sleep.”
Artemis didn’t even look up from the book in front of him.
“Not yet Holly, but you should. I’m worried about your injuries. Perhaps you should use the acorn, heal now rather than wait.”
Holly clasped the pendant at her throat that contained an acorn in a small plastic container. “No, not yet, not until we have to, we may need to fight our way free and we have no weapons. This acorn is the only chance we have.”
“Then get some rest. Perhaps you will feel better in the morning.”
Holly didn’t like it. Artemis was clearly upset about Butler, but what could she do. She rolled over on her camp bed and wondered what Butler would have done. She found herself thinking of all the adventures their little group had had over the years, the time she had saved Butlers life from the troll at Fowl Manor and again in London when he had been shot. The time Butler had saved her hand in the artic by shooting a hole in the ice so she could complete the ritual. Finally, she found herself thinking about Commander Root. Butler and Julius had been friends, both old soldiers, both just being reluctantly dragged along for the ride, and now, both dead.
She was glad Artemis couldn’t see her face. She felt tears on her cheek as she silently wept for her lost friend.

Celestia sat in her study, the gentle glow of the moon the only illumination. She had been there since returning from Canterlot, deep in thought. She was not alone however. Luna had sat a constant vigil since her return, silently listening to her sister’s troubles.
“Fourteen, sister.” said the white Alicorn “what plot is this? A fourteen-year-old human child, the age I was the day that….” she couldn’t even finish the sentence, the memory from her childhood still too painful to speak aloud.
“Worst of all bearing her name,” she continued. “What twist of fate could be so cruel.”
“What would you like us to say, sister?” responded Luna “sometimes life does these things. There are no plots or tricks to be found here. Was it any different with us? Using the power we shared to bind and imprison us?”
Celestia stared off into space.
“What should I do sister? The more I think about it the less sure I am. The female said she isn’t human, if this is so we hold her no ill will. As for the male, such a young age would punishment be just? He is still a child after all.”
“We should not trust them until they prove themselves, but there are too many unknowns for us to dispense justice. We believe that we should learn about them. Twilight Sparkle was able to see the good in us when we last met. perhaps what she learns from them will help our final decision.”
Celestia smiled softly “How did I last a thousand years without your counsel, little sister?”
Luna shied away from the question. “You were always the one that was loved by our subjects, if we had been left in charge we fear the kingdom would be in a sorry state.”
Celestia rose from her seat and placed her wing over her sister. The two sat in the study for hours watching the night sky. Your night is truly beautiful, little sister.

(You know the drill by now, opinions and what not ahoy as well as any problems with text or reading, from now on I would also like some help keeping people in character. Also, you know my policy for grammar. Word says it’s correct and that’s good enough for me. Can anyone remember if I mention a season in a previous chapter? I want to say autumn but I can’t remember. Sorry it too so long to put out.)

Daring's deeds

Twilight closed the book she had been reading and threw it on the pile. The lantern beside her was burning low and would soon go out. Fortunately, Celesta’s sun was beginning to spread its light through the sky. After two nights work, the lavender unicorn still hadn’t found anything worth knowing. The pile of books was already towering well above her by the end of the first night. Now it contained almost every book in the Starswirl the Bearded wing of the Royal library, and a few other wings as well. Not one mention of Humans or other worlds in the whole thing. Her search for Leprechauns and Elves had turned up some information, but the pictures and descriptions found in the books had no resemblance to the creature currently living in her library.
The iron door screeched open as Spike entered the room followed closely by an olive Pegasus with a black and white mane.
“Daring Do?” said Twilight sleepily.
“I found out that she was professor of archaeology at Canterlot University,” Spike answered. “She said that she would be happy to answer any questions.”
Twilight turned her attention to the olive mare. “I’m sorry about this Daring, but I have some questions about the latest book.”
“Anything for a fan” said Daring smiling. “though you should know I don’t actually write them myself. You might have more luck talking to my editor.”
“Actually, it’s more of a concept question.” Twilight produced her copy of the book and placed a hoof on the bipedal creature on the cover “I just wanted to know what gave you the inspiration for these creatures.”
Daring became all business when she realised that this wasn’t just another fan service
“Ah, them. The first thing you should know about that is I never actually met one. My writer insisted that it made a better story. Anyway, it was in Zebrica, the local tribes asked for help exploring a ruin they had uncovered. It was only worthy of note because it didn’t match the building style of the area. I could hardly believe what I saw. The whole building was made of granite bricks rather than the local sandstone. When I dated them, I found that they were ancient, at least five thousand years old, and made of the same granite found along the coastline of Equestria. It was clearly a castle or fort of some kind, and it was in good condition too. It was mostly buried under the grassland but almost entirely intact, a few bricks here, a caved in roof there, and a room full of rubble but most importantly the contents had survived the millenniums. Books, tapestries, oil paintings, even the original floor plan for the building. The creatures weren’t named and the tapestries and paintings had faded considerably but I could still make out shapes and outlines, one of the medical books even had descriptions of anatomy and physiology.
The most troubling thing was the armoury. Equestria has not had an official military in well over a thousand years, even so, some of the weapons and blueprints were… barbaric.”
Twilight quickly mulled the information over. She was almost afraid to ask but she had to know “Barbaric how?”
Daring was obviously hoping she wouldn’t be asked but continued anyway
“Most of the devices were weapons of war, it was an armoury after all, and most employed clever designs to perform the intended task. Trebuchets that used counterweights to hurl boulders the size of a pony over a hundred meters, ballista that used a taught ropes and bent wood to launch spears thick as tree trunks, but some had much darker purposes. A device called a rack, designed to pull flank and shoulder out of their sockets. They used crucifixes to nail each other in the sun for weeks and the more I read the darker the devices became. They were not made to kill cleanly. Most weren’t even made for the military, and all of them were meant to hurt others, sometimes just for the sake of it. They used these things on the innocent.”
Daring locked her gaze with Twilights before continuing.
“I have seen a lot of things over the years and I have a strong stomach but…but what it says on the back of the book is true. Some things are best left forgotten.”
Twilight let out the breath she didn’t realise she had been holding. This news was troubling. How could any culture be so obsessed with war and killing? The sun was well into the sky by the time her questions had finished. Daring had left to return to the university for the day’s lessons, leaving Twilight and spike in the library but they both packed in silence. Spike knew that she didn’t like to be disturbed after learning something new. Was Artemis really like that? Celestia didn’t seem to like him. Her whole mood had changed when he had used the word Human. The implications were troubling.
“TWILIGHT SPARKLE?” a defining voice sounded with enough force to knock her off her hooves.
“Oh sorry, we did not mean to startle thee”
Princess Luna stood before her, her mane the colour of starlight and midnight.
“Princess,” said Twilight getting back on her hooves as quickly as she was able. “What can I do for you?”
“You didn’t respond to our letter. Celestia was beginning to worry.”
It took Twilight a moment to realise Luna wasn’t speaking in the third person
“Spike, why didn’t you tell me I had been sent a latter?”
“Sorry Twilight,” said the purple dragon while franticly looking through stacks of paper for the missing note. “I was looking for Daring when it arrived. I forgot all about it.”
“It matters not” Luna cut in. “Celestia and I hath both decided thou shall learn more of these creatures. Their culture and beliefs are a priority, though learning about them as individuals is also of interest to us.”
Twilight wasn’t looking forward to some of the possible answers she would get but her excursion to the library had only added more questions, and her thirst for knowledge far outweighed her self-preservation. Even so, Daring’s warning was still fresh in her mind. Some things are best left forgotten.

Artemis sat at the desk, his head resting in his hands. After two nights of study his theory of an alternate reality seemed more and more likely. However, he still didn’t know how it had happened. As far as he could tell, no one from this world had ever crossed into another. He knew that no one from his world had.
The sun was slowly spreading its light through the sky. The dawn of the third day here, at least while conscious.
Holly lay on her bed, her eyes twitching in REM sleep. Suddenly her face twisted into one of pure agony before she sat bold upright breathing heavily.

Holly grabbed desperately at her belt for her neutrino. Her lungs worked like the bellows of a great forge. She franticly tried to stand before feeling the weight of a familiar hand on her brow
“It’s alright, Holly,” Said Artemis. “You’re still in the library, your safe.”
Her forehead and the tips of her ears felt like fire, and her throat like razorblades.
“water.” She croaked weakly.
A large jug rested close by. Artemis helped her to sit so she could drink. Her hands could barely lift the jug alone, but with Artemis’ help she managed to drain half the contents in one sitting.
“How long?” she croaked
“Just under four hours.”
Holly’s hands still trembled as she moved to put the jug down. Even half-empty it was still a little heavy for her. The glass vessel slipped through her fingers and broke into a thousand fragments on the floor.
“D’arvit” she swore loudly
The door opened slowly and the yellow Pegasus tentatively peered through.
“I-I-is everything ok?”
“Sorry…. Fluttercry?” said Holly with a croak
The yellow mare stammered in response in a tone that the others could barely hear. “Yes, I mean no, well almost. Um my names is Fluttershy”
The mare drifted through the air towards Holly and placed a hoof on her forehead.
“Oh my, you’re burning up. I don’t understand how this happened. I gave medicine to fight infection. There is no reason for your temperature to be this high.”
“We had a theory about that, Ms Shy,” said Artemis “sometimes when humans are badly wounded, healing can cause fevers. It’s a way for our bodies to fight infections before they take hold. The problem is The People have relied on magic to heal wounds for so long that healing naturally is a challenge. Holly will need more water to drink, as well as some ice for the fever.”
The Pegasus was all too eager to perform any task that got her away from Artemis. She flapped her wings softly and drifted out the door.
Once she was gone, Artemis turned his attention back to Holly.
“What were you dreaming about this time?” he asked
As soon as he had asked, Holly returned to the nightmare, the small, cramped tube slowly filling with water, the burning radiation spreading through her veins.
“I don’t want to talk about It.,” she said, shutting the images out. “How do humans heal like this?”
“Years of practice. You realise that your dreams don’t mean anything, right? They are part of your fever.”
“I told you, I don’t want to talk about it. Honestly I’m more concerned about you.”
“Me?” Artemis blinked, confused.
“You’ve been awake for three days straight now. You need sleep.”
If Artemis had looked exhausted before, there was no word to describe him now. His eyes were dark with bags that put Holly’s bruises to shame. His skin was much lighter than usual and he was having trouble keeping his balance.
“I can’t sleep.” He protested, “There is too much to do. I still don’t have any answers, not to mention the rest of the books I need to reed and-“
“Artemis. You don’t need to do this. I know what you’re doing. Butler was my friend too but you can’t run yourself into the ground like this. It’s not what he would want.”
“I know Holly,” said the child with a sigh “when I work I don’t have to think about it. My mind is preoccupied on the task at hand, but every time I try to sleep, it’s all I can think about. I know that I will have to face it eventually, but for now I need to be at my best.”
At first holly had thought it was for the best to stop Artemis from thinking about Butler’s death, but she hadn’t realised how he would react. He was obsessed with work, he hadn’t eaten anything for two days and he hadn’t rested since he had learned of Butler’s death.
The canary yellow Pegasus returned with more water and a folded cloth containing ice. As soon as the cloth pressed against Holly’s brow, she started to feel better.
The mare didn’t stay long, just enough to administer the icepack. Once more, she flapped her wings and drifted out the door.

“I’m really worried about Captain Short, Applejack.” Fluttershy said once the door had closed behind her. “Her buries have gotten worse, and this fever isn’t shifting. I don’t know enough about her kind to treat her.”
“I agree,” replied Applejack “an the other ones worryin me too. He’s hardly eaten, and he ain’t slept since arriving. It’s a too like Twilight, makes me uncomfortable.”
“What’s a little too like me?”
The Violet unicorn looked tired herself, but otherwise healthy.
“Twilight, your home” said AJ and Fluttershy in unison “how was Canterlot.” Applejack added, “Did ya find what you were looking for.”
The unicorn gave a huff of frustration as an answer.
“How are they doing anyway?” she asked “Had any problems?”
Fluttershy explained all that happened since Twilight had left, including what Artemis had said about healing. Even with her extensive knowledge of magic, the violet unicorn could not provide answers. She had never even heard of using magic to heal wounds before. Normally magic was used to apply bandages or stitches, but to actually regenerate cuts and bruises had never been done before.
“So, what now?” asked Applejack.
“Celestia and Luna have asked me to learn more about them,” said Twilight “I could use some help with that. I have also been thinking the female seemed to have trouble adjusting to us. If what she has told us so far is true, they come from a world very different from ours. I think we should keep contact with them between us for now. Pinkie can be a bit… overwhelming”
“Pinkie Pie ain’t goin’ to be happy about that Twi. She’s been waitin’ to meet em for days. An Rainbow Dash…”
“What’s wrong Applejack?” asked Fluttershy
AJ meanwhile had turned white as a sheet.
“Oh gosh Twilight, I’m so sorry.”
“AJ, what’s wrong?” the unicorn asked.
“It’s Rainbow Dash. She regained consciousness yesterday, an’ the doc planned on releasin’ her this afternoon. She’s been awful sore about what happened. I thought she might have calmed down by now, but—“
The earth pony never finished the sentence as the door to the library exploded in a flurry of cyan feathers and splinters. Standing in the doorway was the embodiment of fury. The whole building shook as she stepped over the threshold with only three words.
“WHERE ARE THEY?”

Something shook the foundation of the library and shouting could be heard coming from the central chamber. Before either Holly or Artemis could investigate further, the door opened with enough force to take it off its hinges.
In the doorway stood a Pegasus, which was most definitely not Fluttershy. As the dust settled, it caught sight of Holly and Artemis and made a move toward them. Quick as a flash the orange mare blocked its path standing between it and them.
“What the hay is wrong with you Rainbow Dash? Y’all can’t just barge in here an’ tear the place apart. This is Twilights home.”
Visible plumes of smoke seemed vent from the blue Pegasus’s nostrils as it spoke.
“WHATS WRONG WITH ME?” it screamed, “They attacked Twilight and Rarity not to mention both princesses. Why are you defending them?”
“It ain’t like that Dash. It was an accident.”
“And who told you that? They did. They’re lying to you.” The Pegasus jumped clean over Applejack and made a dive at Holly. A purple sphere of light enveloped the elf before the creature could cause any harm. Instead, it crashed headfirst into the sphere, sliding down it with an audible squeak.
Twilight stepped through the empty doorframe, her eyes and horn glowing in the dim morning light.
“Rainbow Dash, under the circumstances I can forgive your rude entry and the destruction of my property, but these two are guests in my home, as are you. If you can’t behave I will have to ask you to leave.”
“You can’t be serious.” Said Rainbow Dash “They put you, me and Rarity in the hospital, and this one” she directed a hoof at Holly “burned my cutie mark clean off.” She turned sideways on and revealed a patch of scorched hair on her flank where the shape of a cloud was just visible.
“I was aiming for the other end” Holly chuckled.
The Pegasus let out an angry whinny “Let’s see how brave you are when Twilight lowers the barrier”
“I didn’t need a magic bubble to knock you out” shot the elf “just name the place and I’ll be happy to introduce you to my foot.”
“Captain, do you think that’s a good idea?” interjected Artemis “you can’t even stand straight. In any case, we too are guests in Ms Sparkles home. And as much as I hate to admit it, we need her cooperation to get back to ours.”
“He’s right” seconded Twilight “we won’t get anywhere by fighting. We need to work together to understand what is going on.”
The Pegasi wasn’t buying it “I don’t believe this. You might have been fooled by this lame story but I won’t be taken in so easy.” She turned on the spot without another word and stormed out of the door.
The awkward silence was only broken when Fluttershy fell off the bookshelf she had climbed for safety with a loud squeak.
“Don’t worry Twi,” said Applejack “I’ll get her.”
“I’m coming with you.” Said the unicorn “we need to bring her back and explain what we know.”

Rainbow Dash hadn’t even made it to the end of the street when AJ and Twilight caught up with her.
“I have nothing to say to you.” She said when they were close enough to talk
“Now wait jus’ a minuet.” Said AJ “I thought you were suppose’ ta be the element of loyalty. Ain’t ya even goin’ to hear us out?”
“No, I’m not. You betrayed the princesses, and me. You made that choice by letting them stay in your home.”
“Who I let in my home is none of your business” Twilight responded. “Princess Celestia ordered me to watch them. Do you think she would ask me to do that if it meant betraying my friends?” the unicorn pulled a scroll from her saddlebag and floated it over to her friend. It took a few seconds for Dash to read the note.
“So you don’t really trust them?” she asked as soon as she had finished.
“Of course we don’t, not completely. I know that they are keeping something from us, but we are keeping secrets of our own. As far as I can tell, they’re even more confused as we are.”
“Not ta mention that we done more wrong to them than they done us.” Finished Applejack
Fortunately, it was still early and the street was deserted. Applejack explained everything that had happened since the creatures had regained consciousness. When Applejack had finished Dash found herself standing in front of the library again with no memory of walking back, only noticing that this time she felt ashamed and humiliated rather than angry.
“okay.” She said, “I will admit that it makes sense. But it you think I forgive them for what they have done you’re wrong. The first hoof out of line and Nopony will have to worry about them anymore.”

“That’s fine.” said Twilight, stepping through the remains of the library door “somepony needs to keep an eye on them while we work. Speaking of which, how have they been Applejack? Anything I should know?”
“Honestly, I’m awful worried ‘bout em,” Said the blond mare. “The pale one ain’t slept since getting here an’ after you left the other one developed a fever. She’s been havin’ nightmares every time she falls asleep, an’ Fluttershy ain’t got a clue how to treat either of ‘em. Learn anything in Canterlot that might help?”
Twilight thought about all she had learned over the past two days. Canterlot library hadn’t turned up any leads about the creatures, and while Daring Do had mentioned medical books, those were probably locked in a museum somewhere or inside Canterlot University. There wasn’t even any proof that the creatures in the next room where the same ones that Daring was talking about. Twilight had left Spike in Canterlot to look over the excavation notes but he wouldn’t return for another few days.
But if the ruins Daring uncovered were in Zebrica...
Twilight decided to keep the details to herself. She didn’t want her friends to panic if it turned out to be true, but there was only one pony left that might be able to provide some answers.
“Zecora might know about some medicine that will work on them,” she said subtly. “We’ll need to wait till nightfall to avoid being seen. That will give me time to observe them. Not to mention get started on my new assignment.” Then maybe I will get some answers.
Twilight felt the familiar surge of energy as she levitated the remains or the door. A subtle twitch of her neck and the pieces flew together and slammed back into the doorframe. The other door was still in one piece. Another twitch and the door settled back on its hinges. Finally, she directed purple auras of light around the books and feathers that littered the floor.
As the last book settled back on its shelf, the door to the antechamber opened and a tall pale figure emerged, supporting the weight of a slightly smaller form.
“My apologies Ms Sparkle,” It said. “I didn’t realise that our presence here would cause you so much trouble.”
Twilight saw the shorter of the creatures lock its eyes with Dash. Its hand reached slowly for a small pouch at its waist, grimacing when it found the pouch empty.
“Don’t worry,” said Dash “Twilight explained what happened, and I’ll be civilised for as long as you are.”
“I suggest a fresh start,” said the pale one “we are trapped in this place for the foreseeable future. I believe it would be best to allow our time here to run smoothly.”
“He’s right Dash,” agreed Twilight “the least you could do is introduce yourself.”
Dash ruffled her feathers at the idea but continued none the less
“My name’s Rainbow Dash. The fastest flyer in Equestria, I’m sure you heard of me.”
“Can’t say that I have,” Said the wounded creature. “I’m Captain Holly Short.”
“Artemis Fowl” said the other.
“Artemis?” blinked Dash. “Isn’t that a girl’s name?”
Captain Short grinned right to the tips of her pointy ears
“Some things never change Arty,” she laughed.

Artemis could tell that today was going to be dreadful. At least the last time a rampaging animal was let loose in my house I got half a ton of gold after
He knew it could only go downhill when the violet unicorn started questions. It wouldn’t usually be a problem, but Artemis was running out of ways to avoid answering the questions with anything meaningful. He still didn’t like the idea of needing these creatures help. None the less, he did and it was best not to offend them.
Worst of all he was board. Holly was sleeping on her bunk and the unicorns incessant questions where keeping him from his work, in this case fixing the W.I.C.S that had shorted out in the rain.
He decided to solve his boredom by playing a game. It was a technique that had gotten him thrown out of the office of every psychiatrist in Europe.
“So what kind of food do humans eat?” it asked. “I know you’re omnivorous but what do you prefer?” “As a species we aren’t fussy.” He replied, scanning the room for anything that could be used in his game. “It varies between different cultures, countries and classes.” The unicorn was clearly intelligent, and not simply for possessing the power of speech. The library was spotless, free of dust and clutter that littered his own study in Fowl Manor. He knew that she was the princess’ personal student. He could only assume that it involved magic though there was no way to be certain.
He noticed that everything in the room had its own place. The shelves had been sorted alphabetically from right to left, and then sorted by order of colour, the globe was placed perfectly centred on its plinth not even a hair out and the piles of paper were perfectly stacked by order of size.
Possible obsessive-compulsive disorder he thought. He absentmindedly nudged one of the paper stacks causing the piles to become a jumbled mess. Without even looking up from her notes, the unicorn sent a purple aura around the stacks shuffling them into their original piles and dropping them back onto the desk in their original place.
Grinning internally, Artemis awaited the next question.
“Tell me about your culture,” asked the unicorn. “Any literature or writers I should know about?”
“Hundreds, I recommend Shakespeare, or Marlow,” said Artemis grabbing a book from the pile he had been reading. “I particularly enjoyed Doctor Faustus. I believe it is a good example of human arrogance.”
A quick glance at the title of the book, the words Equestrian History were written in gold ink. Artemis casually walked to the F shelf and placed the book on the shelf. Once again, the unicorn didn’t even stop writing, but the book began to glow before returning to its rightful place on the next shelf.
An hour later and Artemis had become board of the game. He didn’t know enough about the unicorn’s personality to do something else and it was no fun if she didn’t react. It was about that time that Holly started screaming.

Holly’s skin crawled. She franticly scratched at the arms of her suit, her nails tearing through the rubber and fabric like butter. It was only when Artemis empting the water jug over her head that she became aware of what she was doing. It took her a few minutes to calm herself down and all the while the unicorn Twilight was staring at her nervously.
“Are you alright?” it asked
“Just a bad dream” she responded.
“What was it about? If you don’t mind me asking”
“It’s hard to explain” was about all she could manage.
“Call it a painful memory,” said Artemis
Holly buried her face in her hands. Her skin was still hot to the touch and she was drenched in sweat.
Artemis bought forward a glass of water and a damp cloth. They helped, but only just.
“How often have you been having these dreams?” asked Twilight
“Too often.” She responded frustrated.
“Is there anything I can do to help?” the unicorn asked
“Actually I was going to ask you that.” said Artemis. “Holly can use magic to heal herself, but to generate magic takes a very specific ritual. One I’m not even sure will work in this world. Is there any magic you know that could help?”
The unicorn shook her head
“My magic doesn’t work like that. I can perform basic first aid and spells to perform specific tasks, but healing a wound directly would be too random and uncontrolled. It would make the spell unstable.”
“Very well then I would like you to make arrangements for us to be returned to the hospital.”
“NO. You know we can’t do that Artemis.” Holly protested
“If it were a human hospital, I would agree.” He continued, perhaps more aggressively than he intended. “But we need to get you treated. You may have been kicked harder than we thought.”
“No hospitals,” said Holly in a tone that no one wanted to argue with.
“There may still be something I can do to help,” cut Twilight. “A friend of mine lives outside of town. She knows all about herbs and medicine. You wouldn’t even need to be out of the library for long.”
It took some convincing but eventually Holly buckled. She was exhausted and the fever was making it difficult to think. It was possible that if the unicorn found out about the stasis unit, she would have it destroyed, and as far as Holly knew, it might be their only way home.
Twilight talked them through the plan for leaving. They would need to go at night to avoid being seen so the next few hours would be extremely boring. After a few more questions, mostly pertaining to art and philosophy, the unicorn left to prepare for the journey leaving Artemis and Holly alone.
“You realise that using an acorn would be much easier.” Said Artemis “I could still ask Twilight where we could find a fresh one. I must admit that I am curious to see if the ritual would work here.”
“I’d rather they didn’t know about that just yet.” Holly sighed before adding, “You should get some sleep.”
“I’m fine.”
“No you’re not. When was the last time you acted like this? It was sometime before the artic, wasn’t it.”
Artemis couldn’t help but smile
“You know me too well. I can see you’re not going to let this go. Very well, perhaps you are right. Are you sure we can trust them though. Who knows what kind of person they are taking us to?”
“As is said before, I don’t think they have any malicious intent. Twilight seems to be more interested in knowing about us personally than dissecting us in a lab. We just have to hope that her curiosity remains innocent. As for whoever they are taking us to, I have been stuck in that nightmare for too long. I don’t ever want to go back there.”

All the supplies had been packed for hours now. Not that a journey to Zecora’s house needed much in the way of provisions, but it was better to be sure when travelling into the Everfree Forest, especially at night.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash had opted to remain behind as an escort. AJ might need to carry Holly because of her injuries. Dash on the other hand didn’t want to let the creatures out of her sight for too long. Fluttershy had politely requested to leave when Twilight had told her that she was planning a trip into the Everfree forest.
In the meantime, Twilight was going over the days notes. She almost felt bad how easily the creatures had agreed to go to Zecora’s house but she had been desperate and worried that they would refuse.
The Human was fascinating there was no doubt about it. He had spent over an hour trying to rearrange her library without her noticing and avoiding any questions that she asked. She vaguely wondered what to do next. Perhaps the other one would be more cooperative.
Truth be told, Twilight wanted to learn more about the magic that Holly possessed. It was so unlike anything she was capable of herself. How could magic heal injuries that severe with so much ease?

A few hours later and the sun had almost set sending lances of orange light across the sky. It would probably be safer to leave under the cover of darkness but the last time Twilight had wandered through the Everfree Forest at night, she had been turned to stone and had no desire to repeat the experience.
Twilight opened the door to the antechamber and was surprised to find the Elf sat on her bed reading a strange hexagonal book that certainly was not from one of the shelves.
“Feeling better?” the unicorn asked
“I have been sitting here for hours and only managed six pages,” said Holly “I’m still having trouble concentrating. I hate waiting, why can’t we just teleport again?”
“Given what happened last time, I thought it would be better to walk. That and its impolite to teleport into somepony’s home.”
“I suppose that makes sense. The People had such a problem with fairies using magic to break into Human dwellings we needed a spell to stop them, made Recons job much easier when they removed it though.”
Twilight made a mental note of that before continuing. “We’re almost ready to leave, if you are. I was just coming to wake you but it seems half that job is already done.”
A strange grin spread across Holly’s face, “I was just thinking that this might be the first time I have seen Artemis sleep. I must admit I’m almost surprised that he’s not in a coffin.”
The remark almost sailed clean over Twilights head before she remembered the scary stories she once read as a filly, the pale ponies that slept during the day and hunted the innocent at night. Could this child really be the Human equivalent of those monsters? It certainly helped to explain his behaviour up to this point.
“I almost feel bad waking him,” continued Holly, before launching a violent kick towards Artemis’ cot “rise and shine mud boy, places to be.”
If the human was irritated or angry at his rude awakening, he didn’t show it. “Good evening Captain, Miss Sparkle. Is it time to leave?”
“Yes,” Twilight answered. “bring anything you need with you. We may be out all night”

The cold night air washed over Artemis’ face, filling his lungs and making him shiver. Holly even perked up after a couple of breaths. The air was so fresh, much more than usual, containing none of the carbon, chemicals, or radiation that humans had managed to poison their own with. It was still fairly bright outside, the sun was still visible in the western sky but every window was shuttered and the streets were empty.
Artemis was the last one out of the library. As he turned to close the door he saw that the building was in fact an enormous tree. That explains why the whole building is made of wood, thought Artemis, impressed. I wonder what kind of tree this is. He didn’t have time to ask before the group threatened to leave him behind.
The town looked the similar to any human settlement, other than the abundance of stable doors on every building in sight. The majority of the roofs were thatched and the roads were unpaved, but everything was carefully decorated, kept clean and free of graffiti and vandalism.
“How many of you live here?” asked Holly
“In Ponyville,” Twilight responded, “about a hundred, but technically we fall under Canterlot land so it’s more like a few thousand.”
They moved quickly through the town. Holly wasn’t up to a long walk so she was riding on Applejack’s back. At first Holly had hated the idea, but after the first couple of steeps she relented, and Applejack had insisted she carry her, probably feeling Holly’s current condition was largely her fault. Which, to be fair, it was. She walked along side Artemis while Twilight led the way. The rainbow coloured Pegasus followed closely behind, making sure that Artemis didn’t try any funny business.
It took only a few minutes to reach the edge of the forest. Now that Artemis got a good look at it he understood why the creatures here where so afraid of it. The branches on each tree were stretched to form wispy fingers, some even twisted to form grotesque faces screaming in agony.
“Charming place,” was about the smartest comment Artemis could manage. Did Butler really die in that desolate forest?
“It can’t be as bad as it looks,” Holly reasoned. “Otherwise they wouldn’t have followed us.”
Twilight’s gaze dropped to her hoofs “Actually, if princesses Celestia hadn’t been with them, Applejack and Rainbow Dash wouldn’t have been able to reach you. The animals in the Everfree forest are afraid of Celestia for some reason. That’s why she followed you. She was worried that the storm had teleported somepony into the forest somehow and that they would be attacked.”
“So basically, we lucked out” said Holly “thanks for the help I guess.”
The path through the forest was nothing more than a dirt path. If Artemis’ shoes had been ruined before, they were now beyond repair. Butler had once told him that a child his age should be wearing trainers and jeans. It was at times like this that the child genius wished he had listened. At least that way he wouldn’t have ruined a four hundred dollar suit. The ground was still soaking from the rain. How big was this storm they mentioned? I wonder… Artemis dedicated a considerable amount of his intellect at the problem. He was certain that the weather in his world and this one was not a mere coincidence but he had no idea how he would make sure.
“So about this friend you’re taking me to,” Holly asked Twilight. “Is she a unicorn like you?”
“Well I suppose she could be considered an Earth Pony, like Applejack. She’s a zebra, a very rare species in Equestria. Most of them live in a faraway land. Zecora can have a temper if you get on her bad side, but she is very wise and kind.”
“What about your princess?” asked Artemis “What is she?”
“Some people call them Pegasus Unicorns.” Answered the violet mare “The real word is Alicorn but most ponies don’t use that word anymore.”
Holly let out a long sigh. Artemis could tell that she was still having a hard time adjusting. It was understandable. The People knew so much about the world that was kept hidden from humans. It was almost unheard of for a discovery to change their whole perception of the world. She must be feeling something akin to what Butler and Juliet went through the first time they saw her.
Something screeched off to the left causing Artemis to jump, the Rainbow Pegasus behind fell over clutching her sides laughing at his startled expression.
The whole group stopped in their tracks and waited for her to finish.
“I’ll admit, at first I was worried.” She gasped in between giggles. “After you knocked me out I thought you might be tougher than me. I don’t know what I was so worried about. These guys will be a couple of pushovers.
Once again Holly reached for a weapon that wasn’t there. “No one makes fun of the mud boy but me.” She said before Applejack trotted on taking Holly with her.
“Why’d ya keep callin’ him that?” Asked Applejack
“It’s a long story,” Holly yawned, “if this Zecora can get me back on my feet I’ll tell you all about it.”
“She is insulting me.” Artemis answered.
“Why would she do that?” asked Twilight
“Humans have been responsible for most of the misfortunes that have befallen The People. If a few insults make them feel better I won’t begrudge them.”
By the time they had reached their destination, Artemis’ feet ached and his legs burned. Not for the first time, he pledged to improve his physical health once he returned home.
The house before him was similar to the library, a hollowed out tree complete with windows and a door, but the bark was twisted, warped and covered in vines. A mask hung above the door along with a collection of bottles held up by vines.
“A doctor lives here?” said a somewhat shocked Artemis. “This place can’t be sterilized.”
“Couldn’t find a nicer, sinister tree?” Holly groaned. “Or a more welcome looking mask.”
“Actually, assuming that the zebra here have a culture similar to the Swahili or the Zulu, that mask is to keep bad spirits out a place of healing. It is also to welcome visitors that need treatment.”
“I’m trying to care Artemis I really am, but mostly I’m angry that you convinced me to come to this place.”
“Y’all sure do say zebra funny,” Said Applejack. “it ain’t as bad as it looks. She’s awful handy with potions an’ such.”
Twilight moved to the door to the hut and knocked “I’m sure she will be able to help.”
The door slowly swung inward.
“Zecora, thank goodness your home. This is going to sound crazy but—“
The Unicorns jaw dropped out of fear along with everyone else’s. Before her stood a huge mass of bloodied bandages and fabric that blocked out all the light coming from inside the hut. It stood more than double Twilights height and stared down at the group with an expression of a mixture of confusion and surprise.

"A/N you all know what i'm like by now. again i will ask that anything people find out of character to be mentioned in the comments because it is becoming very hard to do with Artemis. Hope y'all enjoyed"

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The creature before Twilight was huge. It was built like a Minotaur but taller and somehow more intimidating. It even needed to crouch to squeeze through the door to Zecora’s hut.
The Unicorn jumped away from the doorway landing next to Applejack.
Without thinking, Twilight summoned a shield around the whole group while Rainbow Dash moved to the front to protect her friends. Applejack kept well back to protect Artemis and Holly from the monster.
“What have you done with Zecora?” demanded Dash. “If you hurt her you’ll be sorry.”
The creature just stood there dumbfounded. Twilight was reasonably sure that her shield spell would keep it at bay for now, but she had no doubt that if it wanted to it could shatter the barrier like glass.
The little standoff lasted longer than anypony was comfortable with, all the while the monster stared unblinkingly at Twilight.
“How long should we wait before we tell them?” Holly muttered, perhaps louder than she had meant to. “I say we wait for the mouthy one to make her move.”
To everypony’s, surprise the giant cracked a wide grin revealing rows of sharp, pristine teeth.
“It would be a good idea to lower your barrier Ms Sparkle,” Said Artemis. “Else Butler will think you are keeping us hostage, and I am sure you do not want that”
“You know this thing?” said Rainbow Dash, shocked.
“Yes,” said Holly, positively radiating smugness. “Still think we’re pushovers?”
Dash stammered a few times trying to think of a good rebuttal but with Butler present, she wisely decided that it was a bad move.
Twilight released the barrier slowly before dissipating it entirely, but everypony stayed where glued to the spot. Artemis and Holly however were not ponies. Applejack didn’t seem to be in a hurry to be anywhere near the giant so Holly was forced to dismount and approach on foot.
“I see, Twilight, you look quite impressed, now you have met my honoured guest.”
Zecora stood in the doorway of her hut, the light coming from inside casting eerie shadows about her.
“Zecora, what’s going on here?” asked Twilight, still in a state of shock.
“My dear, you need not look so stark, now lest not stand here in the dark. Into my house and I shall explain, and even help you out again.”
The monster was still standing between her and the hut. She slowly edged round the creature keeping good distance between it and her. All the while, keeping her eyes locked with the creatures. Holly and Artemis were close behind, followed by AJ and Dash. Finally, the creature ducked back into the hut through the low doorframe. The wood creaked in protest but eventually yielded allowing the giant inside.
In the light of the Hut, Twilight could see that the creature looked a lot like Artemis and Holly, only much taller. The blood on the bandages was dry, clearly a few of days old and the linens smelled of Lavender oil and honey. Zecora must have soaked the bandages to fight infection.
The giant struggled to move through the interior of the hut, an action made infinitely more difficult by his injuries.
Zecora was preoccupied, rummaging through her shelves, muttering to herself in her native language as she went. Twilight wanted answers but she knew that Zecora had her own way of seeing things. Instead of pressing with the questions that were on her mind, the unicorn instead turned her attention toward the other occupants of the room. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were keeping as far away from the gargantuan creature as possible. Artemis and Holly, on the other hand sat close by, Artemis even seemed healthier since arriving. An awkward silence dominated the room and it was little surprising that it was Holly was the one to break it.
“I’m happy you’re alive and everything Butler,” she said “but it’s late and this looks like it’s going to be a long story.”
The giant let out a deep sigh “It’s good to see you too Holly. I was hoping that you would at least be surprised to find me here.”
“It is indeed good to see you again old friend,” said Artemis “but Holly has a point. How did you escape the clearing and end up here?”
The giant shrugged “The last thing I remember is hitting the ground before I woke up here covered in bandages. Seems I made a new friend while unconscious. Looks like you had a similar experience.”
“I’m so sorry Butler,” said Holly. “I couldn’t keep Artemis safe. We couldn’t reach you in time, then we were caught and I bunt all my magic--”
The giant interrupted her before she could continue. “You’re both alive, and from the look of that bruise you went down fighting. That’s more than I managed to accomplish. Besides, I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding.”
Twilight certainly didn’t like the look the giant was giving her. She quickly glanced at Rainbow Dash to make sure she wasn’t about to try anything. Thankfully, she seemed more than willing to keep silent.
Zecora returned with a jug of water and a pouch of seeds. Silently she handed both to the monster, who downed them in one mouthful.
“So then Twilight my dear,” said the zebra “who is it you have bought here?”
Twilight rapidly explained what she knew about the creature’s arrival, leaving out everything that she had learnt in Canterlot for the moment. Her story led up to that morning, when she had returned home to find that Holly had fallen ill in her absence.
Zecora waited for the story to end before commenting. The zebra wordlessly trotted over to Holly, placing a hoof on her forehead.
“This is a problem indeed, but I have none of what you need. A wound of flesh I could coat with gauze, but this sickness has a magical cause.”
“What does that even mean?” mumbled Holly, brushing Zecora’s hoof from her brow.
“It means we’re at a dead end,” Twilight answered with a groan “She can treat your cuts, maybe even the bruise, but your illness isn’t something herbs and potions are going to fix.”
Twilight took a moment to comprehend the situation. For the moment, she would ignore Zecora’s relaxed attitude to treating Holly. Either the giant had told Zecora about its friends, or creatures like these did exist in Zebrica. The problem remained of what to do with Holly now.
“How much did you tell Zecora about us Butler?” asked Artemis, breaking Twilights train of thought.
“Just the Usual, name, rank and serial number,” answered Butler. “I figured that she wasn’t with the LEP. I’m not someone they would be likely to forget.”
“They’re not even Fairy,” Holly muttered. “We’re not sure exactly what they are.”
“We told you, we’re ponies,” corrected Rainbow Dash
“And I told you, I won’t accept that.”
“Regardless,” Cut Artemis before the argument could escalate. “Holly and I agreed to cooperate, they would have figured out we were different species eventually anyway.”
For what felt like the hundredth time, Twilight, Artemis and Applejack all explained their side of the story to Butler while Zecora did what she could to treat Holly’s injuries. Twilight more or less understood that Artemis and Butler were the same species, though personally she couldn’t tell the difference between them and Holly.
Once Artemis’ story was over, the giant filled in the blanks. It seems he regained consciousness around the time Twilight had teleported Artemis and Holly to the library. Apparently, he had awoken covered in bandages and his broken bones already mended.
“I will admit that I was surprised when I found I was being treated by a talking zebra,” Said Butler “but I suppose I’ve been through worse. Though honestly, part of me is still hoping that this is all a dream.”
“No such luck today I’m afraid,” said Artemis casually.
It’s almost as if he doesn’t care that his friend is alive thought Twilight.
Artemis appeared deep in thought for a moment before asking, “Miss Sparkle, do you trust us?”
The question threw Twilight for a moment giving the others a chance to answer for her.
“Ah guess so,” said Applejack
“Of course we don’t,” said Rainbow Dash.
“I’m not sure” answered Twilight eventually. “You haven’t done much to convince me. Then again, you haven’t tried to attack anypony since the night you arrived.”
The elf Holly rushed to her friends defence. “Believe me, I understand your concern. Artemis has a shady past, even by Human standards. But he has never let me down, and he has saved my life more than I can count.”
Twilight thought about all the lessons she had leant since arriving in Ponyville. Unsurprisingly her mind instantly landed on her lesson regarding Zecora. Never judge a book by its cover. Someone may look unusual, funny, or scary, but you have to look past that and learn who they are inside. Real friends don't care what your "cover" is. It’s the contents of a pony that count.
The next lesson on Twilights mind was the lesson that Applejack and Rarity had taught her.
It's hard to believe that two ponies that seem to have so little in common could ever get along, but I found out that if you embrace each other's differences, you just might be surprised to discover a way to be friends after all.
That lesson reminded her of Little Stronghart and the Bison tribe. She vaguely wondered how Appaloosa and her friends were doing since they last met. Thinking about them reminded her of another lesson.
Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise.
All of her past experience told Twilight she should give the creatures a chance. Even so, she couldn’t shake the feeling that it was a bad idea. I will see where this goes thought the unicorn then I will decide if I trust them.
Twilight slowly nodded for Artemis to continue
“Miss Zecora, how extensive are Butler’s injuries?”
“The worst of it will be healed soon, but he should rest another moon.” chimed the zebra. She turned and locked eyes with Butler. “If you cause yourself to strain, you will end up here again.”
“By moon, I assume you mean a month,” said Holly. “We can’t sit around for that long.”
“Do not worry Captain.” The human got to his feet and straightened the tattered remains of his tie. “Now then, to business, Miss Sparkle, I find myself in the mood for some acorns.”

Twilight waited for Artemis to explain what he needed. From what she understood, Holly possessed magic of her own and acorns were the key to unlocking that power. What she didn’t understand was why the acorn needed to come from her library.
“I told you,” sighed the human in frustration “your library is the only oak tree anyone knows about that is near the river. Holly needs an acorn from an oak tree by a bend in a river, and she needs to pick the acorn herself or else it won’t work. The full moon isn’t really a necessity, though it is fortunate.”
The plan was to transport Holly back to the library for the acorn, while Rainbow Dash and Applejack kept an eye on Artemis and Butler, though Twilight had the feeling that if Butler were at full strength then they wouldn’t be able to stop him.
Rainbow Dash had voiced concerns about Twilight being alone with Holly. Though looking at her now, Twilight was sure she would be enough to restrain her.
“Alright, let’s get this over with,” said Holly impatiently.
Twilight closed her eyes and found the centre of the energy in her body. Motes of light encompassed her and her companion as she built enough power for the spell. She felt light headed as the magic was released and she found herself standing outside her own front door.
Holly managed to keep her feet, and while she didn’t look well by any standard, she managed to hold her stomach in check.
“Well, that’s the worst part over,” complained Holly. “Now I just need to climb a giant tree, grab the acorn, and get down without breaking my neck. What could be easier?”
The full moon shone through the branches of the colossal tree casting eerie shadows upon the pair. The rustle of leaves and the creak of the branches was almost deafening in the silent night air. Even the smallest noise would give them away, and while they were not breaking the law, Twilight was sure that Celestia would want a very good explanation for what she was doing, and honestly? She wasn’t sure there was one.

Holly stared up at the tree with an expression of dread. She briefly toyed with the idea that she could recover her wings from inside, but flying in her condition broke more than one rule from the LEP handbook and in simple terms was a bad idea. Instead, she decided to try the old-fashioned way and climb by hand. Her first attempt was doomed to fail from the start when she noticed that the trunk of library-tree was devoid of handholds. After only four feet, the elf slid pathetically down the tree trunk like a cat down the curtains.
“Well, I’m out of ideas,” said the elf in attempt to regain some dignity “what have you got?”
With a sigh and a role of her eyes, the unicorn levitated the ground under Holly’s feet. Even though it was only about an inch thick, the disk of earth was solid enough to support Holly’s weight without a problem. Slowly, the platform rose through the lower branches until Holly was high enough to search for an acorn without straining herself.
Far below, the unicorn remained silent, her eyes and horn emitting a faint glow in the shadow of the tree. Her face however bore an expression of concern. “Can I ask you something?” she asked after a few moments of thought.
“You can ask whatever you want,” replied Holly “answers, however don’t come cheap.”
The unicorn didn’t seem to take the hint. “You just found out that your friend is alive, but neither you nor Artemis has even reacted. I would have thought that you would at least seem happier.”
“I’ve lost friends before,” said Holly, pushing a branch aside. “It comes with the job. I’m happy he is alive, but I don’t have time to think about it now. As for Artemis, he may not show it but I’ve never seen him happier. But you can never tell him I said that.”
Holly’s eyes fell upon a small seed, its hard shell shining in the moonlight. Instinctively, her hand shot out to grab it before she remembered what she was standing on. She lost her balance and fell over the side of the platform. Her heart stopped in her chest as she tried to grab a branch for support. Unfortunately, in her disoriented state she missed. Lances of pain shot through her as her wrist connected with one of the branches lower down.

Back on the ground, Twilight saw Holly loose her footing. She immediately summoned another platform for her to stand on. Without a layer of earth however, this platform only served to slow Holly’s fall. The elf hit the ground with a thud and collapsed clutching her wrist.
Twilight rushed over to where Holly had landed and found the elf laughing hysterically. In the hand she was clutching against her chest was a single acorn.

Artemis stood in the clearing, rubbing his temples. He was certainly feeling the effect of sleep deprivation now. Once Holly and Butler were better, he would be sure to get a goodnights rest.
The clearing was the perfect place to perform the ritual. The full moon provided plenty of light for them to see by while the dense forest would protect them from prying eyes.
In the centre of the clearing Butler was preoccupied with removing his bandages, much to the annoyance of Zecora who had only applied fresh linins an hour or so before their arrival.
“I really am sorry about this Zecora,” apologised Butler for what felt like the hundredth time “but if Holly tries to heal me with the bandages on, the cotton will fuse with my skin.”
The zebra muttered something that sounded like why I even bother, before storming off to sit at the edge of the clearing out of everyone’s way.
Though he hated to admit it, Artemis was unsure that the ritual would even work in this world. Whatever magic bound the laws of the people was unlikely to exist here. It is possible that the book controlled the ritual. In that case, so long as Holly had the book with her the Ritual would still work.
Though he would never admit it to Holly, and he really hated to admit it to himself, Artemis had never fully understood how the laws of the book were bound to each fairy. Only that it was a spell cast around the time The People were driven underground. Perhaps this would prove a good chance to find out.
A flash of light followed by the smell of ozone signalled the return of Holly and the unicorn.
The first thing Artemis noticed was that Twilight was supporting Holly’s weight, while Holly herself was holding her right arm at an awkward angle. The second thing Artemis noticed was that Holly’s wings had been tucked neatly into Twilights saddlebag.
“What happened?” asked Artemis with an expression of derision rather than concern. Fearing that Holly had been stupid enough to try to fly when she could barely stand
“I fell out of the libratree,” said Holly “but not before I got this” she showed the acorn, grinning smugly from the tips of her pointy ears.
“I think she hurt herself,” said Twilight with a more appropriate level of concern.
Holly’s wrist was defiantly broken but only slightly and soon it wouldn’t matter. Instead, Artemis pushed the broken bones back into the correct position. The unicorn looked to be in more pain than Holly at the sound of crunching bones.
“Careful,” she said with a wince as the bones popped audibly back into place. “Aren’t you afraid of hurting her?”
“She’s had worse,” replied Artemis with a shrug. “But if I don’t reset her broken bones then they won’t heal properly, and then I, or more likely Butler, will need to break it again so it can heal correctly.”
The unicorn looked horrified at the notion of willingly harming another creature, even for beneficial reasons. I did specify that I did not want to break her wrist again. Grumbled the child’s subconscious. Am I that cold that she thinks I would enjoy it?
There was nothing to be done about that now. Once Holly’s wrist was set, Artemis called Applejack over and together they helped Holly over to Butler in the centre of the clearing.

Butler lay in the middle of the clearing on a pile of dry leaves. It was the first time Holly got a good look at the extent of his injuries and honestly, he was lucky to be alive. His shirt and trousers covered with holes where his bones had been forced through his skin. Even though Zecora had managed to heal his broken bones, the punctures that they had made still bled freely.
It amazed Holly that Zecora had managed to carry Butler to safety, let alone tying bandages and resetting bones, but it probably wasn’t a good idea to question anything in this crazy world.
Applejack set Holly down next to Butler and then backed off to let her work. It was clumsy work trying to prepare the ritual with only her left hand, not to mention her fever.
“A thought has occurred Holly,” Said Butler suddenly. “Root once said that the standard time to heal injuries is seconds, and that healing injuries after a few minutes becomes dangerous. I am also very aware of the fact that I have the record for healing time at around twelve hours, and the effort of that healing aged me significantly. What’s to stop that happening to me this time?”
“The difference,” said Holly trying not to break her concentration. “Is that this time your injuries aren’t fatal, and that they have already started to heal. All I’m doing is helping you along. My injuries, on the other hand are going to prove more problematic.”
It wasn’t the first time that Holly had doubted this would work. Even if the ritual was successful, her injuries were extensive and complex. The ritual would ensure that even after healing her injuries her magic reserves would be full. The worry was that there was no way of knowing how much damage the healing itself would cause.
“How much room are you going to need?” asked Artemis.
“At least ten meters,” answered Holly after a moment pause. In situations like this it was better to be safe than sorry.
Holly muttered the words of the book as she dug the hole for her acorn. While not actually needed, Holly hoped that the words would be enough to tip luck in her favour.
She didn’t need to open the book to remember the words. Every fairy knew them intrinsically.
Even Butler mumbled along, mostly fighting nerves.
“From the earth thy power flows,
Given through courtesy, so thanks are owed.
Pluck thou the magic seed,
Where full moon, ancient oak and twisted water meet.
Then bury it far from where it was found,
And so return your gift to ground.”

Artemis was preoccupied with trying to convince a rather flustered Pegasus to give Holly space to work, an activity which was doing nothing to help his headache.
The stubborn mule refused to let Holly out of her sight even for a moment. Artemis couldn’t wait to see the look on her face when she found out about Holly’s shield ability.
Thankfully, Twilight seemed to understand the dangers of magic enough to heed his warnings.
The Unicorn seemed concerned to be sure. Fortunately, her curiosity outweighed her good sense.
Applejack and Zecora stood silent.
“Exactly how powerful is Holly’s magic anyway?” asked Twilight nervously.
“Fairy magic doesn’t really work like that.” Artemis answered. “I’ll explain later in depth. For now you will need to trust me when I say that neither me, Holly or Butler mean you any harm.”
The mare seemed like she was about to voice her concern, but she never got the chance.
To say something exploded would be an understatement as the initial shockwave alone uprooted several trees and tore deep gouges in the forest floor.
How Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Zecora managed to stay standing was beyond Artemis’ comprehension. At least it would have been if he could see them. Unfortunately, one of the uprooted trees had been the one he had been standing behind. Had it been Butler, the young sapling would have bounced off his frame like a toothpick. For Artemis, however the tangle of springy branches was more than enough to have him sprawled on the ground like a confused turtle.
I will never enter another forest as long as I live. Luckily, the sapling had also caught Twilight on its way down. After a bit of struggling and a lot of help form those less encumbered, Artemis managed to regain his feet.
The boy genius was met with a spire of green light reaching thousands of feet into the air. Clouds were drawn to the spiral of energy like moths to a flame. At the base, the outline of Holly could clearly be seen, her right hand resting on Butler’s chest while her left pressed against the ground.
“I thought you said fairy magic wasn’t powerful” said Twilight accusingly
Artemis couldn’t understand it. He knew that major healings made magic unstable, he had even seen Holly total a van trying to heal bullet wounds, but he had never seen anything to explain what was happening. Instead, he just stood there dumbfounded as the wind tore at his already tattered suit. Thankfully, he wasn’t the only one. Zecora, Rainbow Dash and Applejack all seemed to be in the same boat. Only Twilight seemed to be keeping a level head, barking out instructions.
“Zecora, keep everypony together while I see what I can do to fix this”
The sight of the lavender unicorn charging into the magical anomaly was just absurd enough to bring Artemis to his senses. More importantly, his knowledge of magical theory was enough to rival even Foaly. If anyone were going to be able to help Holly then it would probably be him

Twilight ran into the energy spire using a force field to protect herself from the worst of the debris. After a boulder that was bigger than she was bounced off the barrier like a pebble she began to question the nature of anomaly. It seemed that the closer she got to the epicentre the more powerful her magic became. Whatever power Holly possessed, it seemed that it could indeed interact with her own. Under other circumstances it would be an amazing discovery warranting further study, but right now all she could think about was her safety.
It was slow going. The unicorn was fighting against unnatural winds. Even with her barriers increased strength, loose boulders and trees pounded against it like bucking mule. If not for the protective film, even the smallest stones could prove fatal in the maelstrom. Even worse was the lack of solid footholds. Every step put her more at risk of injury. She almost lost her footing twice, each time her hoofs dug deep furrows in the ground as she tried to hold herself steady.
About two metres away from the epicentre the winds evened out and eventually stopped all together, but the noise remained.
That wasn’t to say that it was any safer there. The air was filled with magical eddies and currents that travelled unpredictably. A few had brushed Twilights forelegs causing a mild electric shock and a nasty looking burn.
It was about this point that Twilight realised that she had no idea what she intended to do, and a further examination of the situation only increased her concern.
The human known as Butler appeared to be unconscious, but was also speaking gibberish, whereas Holly stared with unblinking eyes seemingly frozen in place. A large amount of eddies were concentrated around her face and wrist.
I don’t know what I can do to help them she reasoned but I can try to contain the maelstrom before it causes any more damage
She reached for her magic, the extra power granted by the vortex already making a noticeable difference to the amount at her disposal.
“DON’T DO ANYTHING!”
The words broke her concentration enough for the spell to fail. Behind her, trudging through vortex was Artemis, The green light casting eerie shadows across his already ghostly features.
“What the hay do you think you are doing?” Twilight yelled over the din
“You mustn’t use magic,” he answered, “don’t do anything to interfere”
“You said yourself this wasn’t normal. If we don’t do something, who knows what will happen. We need to try to contain the storm before somepony gets hurt.”
“We won’t be harmed in here,” said Artemis almost casually “at least not seriously”
The words sounded insane but Twilight knew them to be true. The burns she had suffered had already healed completely. A glance at Holly showed that the bruise on her cheek had started to recede along with the many cuts across Butler’s chest. Holly’s glassy stare still bothered her, as well as Butler’s mutterings.
“Will they be alright?” she asked, concerned
“Almost certainly. Technically they are both unconscious so as horrific as it may look they can’t feel a thing.”
Twilight didn’t understand how that was possible. “But Butler’s talking. How can he be unconscious?”
Artemis looked frustrated at the questions but answered none the less.
“Magic shuts the brain down to avoid causing damage. It’s just checking that everything is working properly. I believe he is currently speaking Russian.”
Twilight had no idea what Russian was but if Artemis said it was ok then she would trust his judgement. Even so, it wouldn’t hurt to make sure, but as she moved towards the pair, Artemis blocked her path.
“You mustn’t touch them.” he said sternly “magic is raw energy, it will travel along the easiest path. If we try to move them, we will become part of this mess. There is no telling that Fairy magic would do to you.”
“So we do nothing?”
“That is all we can do.”
It was plain on the human’s face that he didn’t like the idea any more than she did, but it seemed that there was no choice.
The maelstroms colour slowly shifted from green to blue. The edges started to recede and the wind died down, eventually stopping all together. Before long the only thing still inside the storm were Holly and Butler themselves.
“My best guess is that the acorn was charged with whatever magic was used to grow your library,” said Artemis as soon as he didn’t need to shout. “I should have thought of that.”
All that was left of the maelstrom were a few blue sparks dancing between Holly and Butler and a loud crackling sound.
Water rose from the sodden ground and evaporated immediately shrouding the immediate area in dense steam.
A single bright flash and the Crackling stopped. Artemis didn’t wait for the steam to clear. He was by his friend’s side as soon as he deemed it safe.
Holly had slumped forward in place and was resting in an awkward heap on the forest floor.
Artemis rolled her over and found she was breathing regularly. The bruising on her cheek had also disappeared and her fever was non-existent. Twilight had little experience with Human expressions, but she could tell Artemis was relieved.

Holly awoke to find a purple unicorn staring at her. At first, it was a jarring experience, until she remembered the events of the past few days.
Nearby she could hear Butler groaning as he regained consciousness himself.
“I swear, every time I get healed it gets more unpleasant,” he grumbled.
“It’s better than the alternative,” replied Holly.
“Holly, are you feeling alright?”
Artemis’ concerned tone was reserved only for emergencies so Holly immediately knew something was wrong.
The explanation didn’t take long though it was still cause for concern. Under normal circumstances, she would have suspected that Artemis knew what would happen all along but just this once she didn’t say anything. Even now, she could not be sure if these ponies were trustworthy. For the first time since they met, the only ones Holly could trust with complete certainty were Artemis and Butler.
In fact, she had seen something similar happen before. Back before Holly joined the LEP, Foaly had the idea of charging oak trees with magic to increase the yield of each acorn. The LEP even performed an hour-long lecture on the subject at the academy. It had taken a full team of medical warlocks working around the clock to reassemble the test subjects afterwards. Holly counted herself fortunate that Equine magic was relatively harmless.
Holly got to her feet and was happy to find that she was no longer dizzy. For the first time in days, she could think clearly.
“We should go,” she said at last “if the anomaly was a big as you say it was someone would defiantly have seen it.”
She walked over to Twilight and retrieved her wings from the saddlebags. After a quick once over to check for damage she found them in pristine condition.
“I have something I want to find first. I’ll catch up.”
A rainbow coloured streak signalled the arrival of the rest of the group.
“Now wait just a minute.” Said the ruffled Pegasus “I don’t know where think you’re going, but you’re coming back to the library with us.”
Holly simply smiled. It was the same smile that Root wore when interrogating suspects. It didn’t mean that Holly was happy per say, more that she was about to make somebody very, very sad.
She extended her subconscious to the place at the back of her skull where her magic resided. Slowly the tips of her fingers and toes started to shake. Before long, they were shaken out of the visible spectrum all together.
The Pegasus before her wore an expression that was a perfect mixture of anger, confusion and shock.
Eventually all of Holly had disappeared. The last thing to go was the Cheshire cat smile. She allowed it to hang in the air for a few seconds before taking flight into the night sky.

Artemis was laughing internally at Holly’s display. He was close to an outburst of emotion but that simply wouldn’t do in front of strangers.
Rainbow Dash looked furious and the expression was priceless.
“H-how did… But she… what?”
“Don’t worry so much,” said Artemis. “She will be back before the sun has risen. Where else is she going to sleep? Miss Sparkle, Miss Zecora, it appears my associates and I owe you a debt. A gesture of goodwill for services rendered.”
“There is no need to thank me, little one. In fact, meeting Butler was almost fun. But I would guess that Twilight still, would like your gesture of goodwill.”
All eyes were on Twilight as everybody present waited for a response
“I would like you to stop lying to me,” she said finally “no more half-truths or non-answers.”
It came as no surprise that the unicorn had noticed his answers were entirely truthful.
After a nudge from Butler, Artemis reluctantly agreed on condition that some answers would be restricted for the sake of the LEP.
The sun had started to rise in the eastern sky.
“Con sarnet,” swore Applejack “we’ve been out all night. Ah better get goin’ back t’ the farm.”
“It would be best for us to get under cover as well,” agreed Butler
The group turned to leave the forest for what Artemis hoped would be the last time, but there was something left to try.
Turning to Zecora, just low enough for her to hear,
“Asante, Mganga.”
Pausing only long enough to see the expression on her face he promptly turned and left, leaving behind a somewhat surprised and very impressed Zebra.
Time to find out how far this rabbit hole goes, he thought. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe, All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. he hummed to himself.

Holly flew low through the forest. It had been a long time since she had been able to fly freely, even longer since she flew without a helmet, the cold night air filling her lungs to bursting point.
It didn’t take long to find the tracks the search party had left, and eventually found her way to the stream.
She felt energetic after the healing. More importantly, her magic had been supercharged. It felt similar to the magic cocktail No1 had used a few months back. Best of all was that shielding didn’t even make a dip in her magic.
The banks of the river were still soft from flooding. Mud sucked at Holly’s boots as she landed, nearly pulling one clean off.
The indentations where she had been pinned to the ground were still clearly defined. Nearby, something glinted in the dawn light. Resting, half buried in the mud was her pistol, and she had never been happier to see it.

Luna sat on her pedestal in the Canterlot throne room, performing the pony equivalent of drumming her fingers against the arm of the chair.
She seriously wondered why she bothered holding the night court at all. Nopony ever came to the castle in the middle of the night, much less to seek her counsel. What had started as a gesture of goodwill to the citizens of Equestria had rapidly turned into a chore she dreaded every evening.
The Alicorn was seriously considering calling it quits. Even the guards opted to their stand watch outside rather than be in her presence.
It’s because they hate you
The thought came from the back of her mind bringing with it a fresh migraine.
“No, they do not.” She said through gritted teeth
Why do you think Nopony comes here? They fear you, as well they should,
“Enough! You are nothing, a bad memory, and I have not needed imaginary friends since I was a filly”
I see no real friends around, foal.
None the less, the voice subsided. Unfortunately, the migraine did not which in turn did nothing to fix her rapidly degrading mood.
Without warning, the gold plated doors to the throne room creaked open. Luna made a mental note to oil the hinges before then next night court.
“Princess Mi Amore Cadenza” announced the steward.
“Cadence? Welcome home young one.”
Princess Cadence looked radiant as ever. Her coat still maintained its healthy glow and her mane perfectly groomed.
Luna quickly hopped down from the throne to greet her niece. While she had been born many years before Luna had returned to Equestria, Cadence was the first to openly accept her. Rather than fear her past, Cadence didn’t even seem to care. To her the only thing that mattered was that she had a new aunt.
That wasn’t to say that it was easy for either of them. After Luna returned, she had pretty much gone into seclusion for a whole year, refusing to leave her room for days at a time. The only ones that ever came to see her were Cadence and Celestia. Indeed, without Cadence’s support, Luna may never have left the castle at all. It was with her encouragement that Luna journeyed to Ponyville for the nightmare night celebration and sought the bearers of the elements of harmony. It was incredible that somepony could offer so much and ask for nothing in return.
In her haste to greet her beloved niece, Luna had forgotten all about her migraine. The sudden motion was almost too much to bear.
“Are you alright, Luna?” asked Cadence
“We… I am all right child. Tis an old annoyance but not cause for concern.”
“Have you been having your headaches again? I thought the elements of harmony had destroyed Nightmare Moon. I don’t understand how she is still affecting you. Perhaps I should find the physician.”
Even hearing that name aloud made Luna cringe. “That will not be required.” She said firmly “The elements of harmony broke the hold she had over me and allowed me a second chance. It was enough for me to regain control, but that part of my mind still exists, and I fear it always shall. But enough of the past, you are still young, you should be looking to the future. Tell me, how is your husband?”
“I’m doing just fine ma’am”
Luna turned to find Shining Armour walking through the open doorway. She was surprised to see he already wore his guard uniform. The violet plates catching the light in the throne room in all its splendour.
“Captain Shining Armour, reporting for duty” he said, snapping a salute.
“Thou hast just retuned” Said Luna, confused. “Why not rest a few days and get settled.”
Shining shook his head. “I made a visit to the apothecary as soon as I returned. He said I am fit and ready for duty at once.”
Shining Armour looked exhausted. Luna had a sneaking suspicion that he had ordered the apothecary to mark him fit for duty. He certainly didn’t look it.
“Shining, thou arte a crowned prince of Equestria now. Nopony shall think badly of thee for taking some time to recover.”
Luna regretted her choice of words almost immediately. Shining looked physically hurt by what she said. Had obviously yet to recover from the wound his pride took at the hoofs of the changeling queen.
“I was a guard long before I became a prince,” he said, doing his best to hide his feelings.
“My title is of no consequence. My vows to protect house Canterlot comes first.”
“Perhaps Princess Luna is correct, my love” offered Cadence, resting her hoof on her husband’s shoulder “we have been traveling all day, why not wait until the morning?”
Shining would never risk arguing with Cadence. He agreed at the very least to get a good night sleep.
He left the throne room with his head hanging low. Luna even thought she heard the sound of Shining’s helmet being thrown across the palace grounds.
“Hath he been like this since you left?”
Cadence’s expression sank slightly. “During our honeymoon he seemed happy, but whenever he thought I wasn’t looking he would be working on new safety procedures or tactics. I even thought it would be nice to stop in Ponyville for the evening and visit Twilight, but Shining was adamant that we return to Canterlot as soon as possible. I fear he still blames himself for what happened”
“Tis probably for the best that you did not rest in Ponyville” said Luna, solemnly
Luna quickly explained what had happened over the last few days.
“Shining will not like the idea his sister watching these creatures without a guard team protecting her.,” said Cadence as soon as Luna Had finished.
“There is a small contingency in the town. They have orders to follow Twilights instructions and protect the element bearers at all costs.”
“And what are these Humans like? Are they dangerous?”
Memories of Luna’s past flooded back and none of them good. She truly did not know how to answer that question. The Humans she had met before had been mostly primitive and aggressive, but not one had ever run away. The fear she felt in the creatures eyes was genuine, so much so she was not entirely convinced they were the same monsters she had once known.
“I hath not passed judgement on them yet” she said after some thought. “Tia returned from their last meeting in something of a bad mood, but I believe she is willing to give them a chance. Perhaps it’s high time I made an official visit to Ponyville to meet these Humans first hand.”
“I fear Shining might insist on accompanying you if it is made official”
The concern Cadence had for her husband was all the convincing Luna needed. She agreed to be subtle for her sake, at least until she could answer with certainty that the Humans were safe.
“As for Shining Armour, you must not let him dwell on his mistake. Nopony believes he was responsible for what happened. He walks a dangerous path of self-destruction. If he is allowed to continue, he risks becoming bitter and cold.” Luna caught her reflection in the window and wished somepony had given her the same advice.
“Believe me, I know,” she added sadly.
Cadence glanced around to make sure Nopony was eavesdropping before wrapping her hooves around Luna.
“I missed you so much, Aunt Luna.

A/N, welp here it is. the biggest chapter yet and its about time too. a big thanks to my prereader who has nagged me for almost a month to get the chapter finished. now to business. to thank everybody for their hard work and support, and to celebrate reaching 30 green pinkies, i will be taking suggestions for what i will be calling "a grand day out" until i have something better. this will be a small chapter that you the fans can submit ideas for in the comments section below. here are the rules
1 no clop. this is still essentially a kids book, so keep it clean (same goes for gore etc)
2 this may not be cannon to the actual story. it is intended as a side story that can either be funny or sad but is not central to the plot. if i like the idea enough then i will make an exception
3 try not to involve main characters from the show. i know its hard, but some people i already have plans for. again if i like the idea enough i might just change my plans to include it.
4 finally. don't expect too much. this is intended to be something i can do in an afternoon. not a whole section of the book. shot and sweet is key.
once again thank you to all the fans that have pushed me past the mile stone. now lets try for the fifty

any problems with the story or questions etc as usual. peace out

the storm in the teacup (Prologue)

(AN. first i would like to say sorry for Applejacks dialog as i have no experience writing in any kind of accent and also live in the UK so i don't have much experience with american southerners also i know some of the what she says have missing letters, i know it made it easier for me to accent it. second anything you don't understand leave in the comments all ill try to get back to you. third this is my first time writing a full story and would love any kind of feed back. NEWLY ADDED. es i know this chapter has a lot of language errors. i wrote this in the sites editor and didnt check it properly i will re write it when i have time but the other chapters are fine so please keep reading past this page)

Artemis was Tense. He had been planing this experiment for months and nothing was going to stop him now.
His parents and younger brothers had left that morning for Stockholm so his father could be awarded a Nobel prize (Something Artemis jr had arranged for months in advance) and was now free for the rest of the month. If he had calculated correctly, as he always did everything should go smoothly. He might even take the rest of the month off if everything went well tonight.

"i must say Butler, this time i have surpassed my self."
"Yes Artemis" replied the bodyguard. scratching his shaved dome "just like the last time. And the time before that"
In truth Butler was impressed by Artemis, more so that usual but he could tell he was getting nervous. Before them stood the child geniuses latest contraption,a large lighting rod attached to, like most of Artemis' Experiments, stolen Fairy Technology, In this case two huge fairy batteries. Artemis could power the whole manner with one of them for a whole year. Or something smaller for at least fifty.

"How long till we can start?" Asked Butler
Artemis checked his watch. Accurate to nanoseconds of the atomic clock in Colorado. He could tell the time of any city on earth, and several below it.
"its still early yet" replied Artemis "besides Foaly hasn't replied to my Text yet."
The centaurs arrogance was starting to irk the child genius more than he would let on.
its bad enough that he spies on my when he'es not wanted but the second i need him he is not to be found.

below the surface of the earth

As a matter of fact Foaly had received the text, he wasn't about to give the mudboy the satisfaction of a response though, He needed to be taught that the Lower Elements Police where not at his beckon call.
Foaly did wonder how he had managed to steal two plasma batteries right from under his nose.
I must get Holly to find out how he did it he thought.
Still The People had learnt the hard way not to ignore an invitation from Artemis Fowl and Foaly was not about to make that mistake twice. If the mudboy wanted a crowd he would get one, but Foaly would only do things his way.
"Holly, you there?"
Actually Holly wasn't there, she was over a thousand miles away on the surface but that was nothing to one of Foaly's talents.
"of course i'm here. And before you ask i'm almost there. You owe me one remember, i have too much work to do to be wasting my time at the whim of Artemis Fowl"
"i know Holly but if what he says is true we're going to want to see this"

In another world
Twilight Sparkle was exhausted. Three sleepless nights had come and gone and her work load was getting the better of her. Once again the weather patrol had missed a downpour, and once again the residents of Ponyville where paying for it. The river was dangerously close to bursting its banks and Rarity's Boutique had flooded, If the rain didn't let up soon the rest of the town may well follow.The unicorn had even taken to trying to stop the rain with magic or at the very least find a spell that would help her sleep, it wasn't the rain so much as the flashes of lightning and the crack of thunder. Twilight would be surprised if anyone was getting a good nights sleep.
"Maybe Rainbow Dash" chuckled Twilight. "That pony could sleep through anything."
Twilight vaguely wondered if there was a connection to her friends ability to sleep through thunderstorms and the fact she was a Pegasus, there was a time when she would have done some research on the matter to sate her curiosity but not today, for now she could only hope that the rest of her friends fared better.she rested her head on her writing desk hey eyelids getting heavy, she felt like she was about to sleep for the first time in a long while.
She was not allowed to get any further than that due to the sound of her assistant coughing out a plume of green smoke, the smoke rose above the tired librarian before turning into a scroll and landing softly on her head. She was startled to find that Spike had been standing next to her attempting to clear the desk of books before the letter had arrived, her lack of concentration concerning her more that the late night post. "Sorry Twilight" said Spike "I didn't think that would happen this late."
Twilight wasn't listening she was too busy with the letter, like most it bore the royal crest of Canterlot.
"what would the princess be sending me that couldn't wait till morning?" yawned the Unicorn
"Maybe she's giving you time off to rest" Answered Spike hopefully "you'v been working solidly for almost a whole week."
Unsurprisingly it did not give Twilight any time off, all it said was

Twilight Sparkle (urgent)

A situation has emerged, you have thirty minutes to gather your friends and meet me at the town hall, all will be explained then.

Your teacher Princess Celestia

Twilight didn't even stop to get a coat. If the Princess was being that direct there was a good reason. she only hoped that whatever the problem was the power of the elements of harmony would be enough to stop it.

Outside Ponyville the Apple family where working to try and bring in as much of the harvest as possible.
More than half the orchard had been lost in the bad weather, they needed to work quickly or they wouldn't have enough to make it through the winter.
The rain cut the air like a knife and the wind had become an unstoppable force, the barn doors that had been left open to speed their progress where dangerously close to being torn off the hinges.
Fortunately the Apple family had an unstoppable force of their own.
"Common Big Mac. Y'all most got it."
The Red stallion dug his hind legs into the mud and pushed against the gale, defying the will of nature its self.
With an almighty groan the doors finally relented and stood closed, the colt sighed deeply and let the cold rain wash the sweat from his brow, at his shoulder eldest sister was offering him a flask of water which he drank from deeply.
"Don ya leave none." she complained as he returned the drained container. "wouldn wan ya t go thirsty."
The two began running back to the safety of the farm house.
"I hope the others a fairrin alright, this wind jus ain't natural."
"Eeyep."
"maybe ah better go an--"
"AAAPPLEJAAACK."
The sound of her name made the orange mare turn sharply nearly loosing her footing on the muddy ground.
Running towards them from the path into town were three ponies she knew well.
"What in the name of all things cinnamn swirl are yall doing here. In case ya havn noticed thers a right mess out here."
"sorry AJ, we don't have time to explain you need to come with us" spluttered the violet unicorn, her face hardly visible behind a mop of purple hair.
Applejack became all business as soon as she heard the urgency in her friends voice.
"Whats happened Twilight?"
"She just said there wasn't time to explain" said a ruffled mass of cyan feathers that could only be Rainbow Dash
"We'll explain on the way." promised Twilight
Pinkie Pie didn't seem to understand what was happening or simply didn't care, She was just staring up at the sky with a slightly disappointed expression.
"its never chocolate milk." she sighed as they trotted down the path to Fluttershy's cottage.

The group arrived at the town center with a few minuets to spare so twilight tried to answer as many questions as possible before the princess arrived, she explained about the letter marked urgent had been sent in the middle of the night and that it said to meet them there, other than that she didn't have anything else to say.
"I'm sure the princess wouldn't trouble us if it wasn't an emergency." said Rarity "but she has only sent one summons to us before, we must assume that the elements of harmony are involved."
"That's what i thought," agreed Twilight "but something tells me that there's more to it than that. Rarity's right, other than the Discord incident Princess Celestia has never marked a letter urgent or even requested our assistance with anything."
"Looks like we'll be getting our answers." said Dash. the others followed her gaze and saw two Chariots gliding through the storm, one gold the other jet black.
The chariots landed a few feet away form them and allowed two hooded figures disembarked before retaking the sky.
The two figures moved quickly toward the group, rain falling off the hooded cloaks in sheets.
Twilight, as well as the rest of the group, knew who they must be and took a knee as the figures dropped their hoods, reveling the twin crowns of Canterlot.

It had been a while since Princess Luna had made a public appearance and she was still unsure how to proceed, she felt reassured buy her sisters warm look as they lowered their hoods to address the small crowed.
"it is good to see you again my students." said Celestia. "you must forgive my abruptness, but we have had much to do and little time."