Rainbow Dash eats a flower pot
The chapter where everything is @#&%ed up
''Alright, I'm your slave today''
''Good... I have something special planned''
Rainbow Dash went on the floor and tried to look cute for her master. ''What have you planned, master?'' she asked.
''First, I need to inform you something, slave'' Fluttershy said. ''I have a flower pot fetish''
Dash went quiet. ''...You have... what?''
''A flower pot fetish'' Fluttershy repeated happily.
Rainbow Dash stared at her with a blank look. Then she just sighed. ''Right... yeah, whatever. So, what do you want me to do, master?'' she asked, trying to sound as tired as possible.
''Oh, eat one of these'' Fluttershy answered and quickly took a flower pot from somewhere and placed it on Dash's lap. Dash watched the pot on her hoofs. Then she looked at Fluttershy for a long time. Fluttershy smiled at her. ''What are you waiting for, slave?''
Dash looked to the pot again and then quickly stood up, and the pot fell on the floor. ''Just... screw that shit. Can't we do anything else? Like, eat tomatoes or something that is supposed to be eaten? Fluttershy... really, I'm not eating a fucking flower pot''
Fluttershy took the pot and gave it to Dash again. ''Slaves do what their masters say. Be a good slave now'' she said kindly, nudging her with the pot.
Dash looked at Fluttershy quietly. ''...It is a flower pot. I'm not eating a flower pot''
Fluttershy quickly crushed her on the floor and the pot flew somewhere. ''Okay, now you're starting to piss me off'' Fluttershy said with a serious voice. ''You're eating the flower pot, or I'll whip you until you faint''
Dash groaned loudly. ''Alright, I'll fucking eat your flower pot'' she said and took the pot to her hoofs. ''...So how the hell I'm supposed to eat this?''
''You put it in your mouth and bite hard'' Fluttershy answered and took a comfortable position as she watched Dash trying to figure out how she can eat a flower pot.
''God damnit'' Dash replied and tried to bite the pot. ''Hnnngggfff'' she said and tried harder. She tried about 10 seconds before she gave up. ''Not working'' she complained and wiped her mouth. ''Can't I like, smash it to pieces and then eat it?''
''Pfff, fine'' Fluttershy said and Dash threw it on the floor. It broke into hundreds of pieces. ''Be sure to clean them all then'' Fluttershy reminded. Dash looked at her, and then at the mess on the floor and sighed. ''Yes, master'' she said and took one of the shards in her hoof. It wasn't a very big one, so Dash carefully put it in her mouth, but immediately spit it out. ''Ouch, my tongue!''
She turned her head to Fluttershy. ''I can't eat those. They're sharp as hell!''
Fluttershy sighed. ''Just swallow them quickly. It doesn't hurt if you do it right''
Dash took another piece and put it in her mouth, swallowing it immediately. ''...Krrkkrhm...*cough*'' Then her eyes widened in agony. ''OW! GOD DAMNIT!'' she yelled as the piece of pot went on it's way in her bowels.
''See? It didn't even hurt much. Now keep going'' Fluttershy said. Dash coughed with a couple of tears in her eyes. ''What the fuck, Fluttershy? Can you eat those?''
''Of course? Watch'' Fluttershy replied and picked up the largest shard she found and swallowed it airily. Dash stared at her with round eyes as Fluttershy pointed towards the remains of the flower pot. ''Continue''
''Okay... I have to practice this'' Dash said, and kept eating the flower pot. She eventually got better in it, even though it still hurted a bit. After about thirty pieces Fluttershy started to relax. ''It's very nice to see you eating that flower pot, slave. Master really likes it''
''You are probably the most sexually fucked up pony I've ever seen'' Dash replied and kept going.
''I know'' Fluttershy said. Dash looked at her. ''Seriously, you're fucking perve- are you masturbating?''
''Yes? Now shut up and eat''
''ISN'T THIS ENOUGH ALREADY? I'VE EATEN ABOUT HALF OF IT AND MY STOMACH ALREADY HURTS LIKE SHIT''
''No. Eat or I'll feed it to you''
Hours passed and soon, almost all of the shards were gone. ''Finally! This is the last one'' Dash sighed and ate it without problems. ''Good job, slave. That was very nice. I hope we can do that again som-''
''Fuck you'' Dash interrupted. ''You'd better give something as a reward. This was fucking horrible''
''Alright, I have something in here'' Fluttershy said and opened the front door.
''Outside? What do you hav-''
''I am Chris Hansen and I approve of eating that flower pot!'' Chris Hansen said and shook hands with Rainbow Dash.
''What the fuck is Chris Hansen doing here?'' Dash asked from Fluttershy, but Henson replied for her. ''You are on the Candid Camera!'' he shouted and suddenly dozens of cameramen popped up from different places, all with a video camera zooming at Rainbow Dash.
Dash was quiet for 0,73 seconds. ''THE FUCK? A FUCKING CANDID CAMERA? ARE YOU ALL FUCKING KIDDING ME? I'LL SHIT PIECES OF FLOWER POT FOR DAYS YOU DIPSHITS!''
Hansen didn't care and spoke to one of the cameras. ''Ooh, she mad bro! This has been Chris Hans-''
''I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!'' Dash shouted and tackled Hansen on the floor, but two of the cameramen took her away. ''Ouch! Can't you take a joke?'' Henson asked and stood back up. Then he finished his sentence. ''This has been Chris Hansen, good night everybody!''
''FUCKING RETARDS! FAGGOTS! MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS! I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED!'' Dash yelled and punched one of the cameramen in the face. Other ones quickly replaced him and held her down. Dash continued to spam polite words like ''shit'', ''fuck'' and ''dick'', while Fluttershy decided to leave before Dash would rainbow nuke them all. And she had just found a new fetish to play with.
Chris Hansen ran away as Dash continued beating the cameramen. ''Calm down or we have to call the authorities!'' one of the men said. ''AND DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD FUCKING CARE?'' Dash shouted. The man was going to reply, but Dash hit him in the face. Then she suddenly flew up and rainbow nuked everyone, causing an earthquake of 7,8 richters and several deaths.
Then Celestia sentenced her to a Nicki Minaj concert and she was never heard of again.
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie was having fun with her plastic bag fetish, but that is an entirely different story!
Author's Note
Kids, don't try at home!
