Pinkie Pie: Private I - The secrets of my friends

Plans to spy on investigate Dashie:

1. Use elements to become an Alicorn.

2. Stow away in Derpy's mailbag.

3. Call cousin Surprise for help.

4. Become a bloodsucking horror again.

5. Go up with a "Care package".

It took me a while Mr. Journal, but I finally got a way to  check on Dashie. We go up to give her a package, and I'll put one of those super secret cameras in it so I can see what she's up to! That's legal, right?

Okay, hold on, just gotta find a way up there -

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It's no use... Mr. Journal, I tried my flying bike, my party cannon, and even drank four full helium cans! I just can't get up there! What're we gonna do!? What if Rainbot-Dashie is after somepony? What if she's after them right now? What if she's secretly an evil space cyborg pony from the future bent on the subjugation of all ponykind beneath the metallic hooves of the robot overlords!? (1)

I'm too young to be brainwashed by robots!

Gotta think of something, come on! Gummy, do you have any ideas? Oh you're just looking out the windo-

THAT'S IT! Look Mr. Journal, look!

...Oh yeah you don't have eyes, sorry. It's Twilight's balloon! That's how we can...

What do you mean "Deus Ex Machina?", Gummy, there's no crane here!

Anyway, if I can trick Twilight I can get up there and make sure if Dashie's up to something! It's the perfect plan!(2)