Pinkie Pie: Private I - The secrets of my friends

Oh hey there Mr. Reader! Did you like hearing about Twilight's Secret?

...Wait, what was that? It's not finished yet!? Oooh that Mr. Author always gets so lazy!

Hmm... what to do... Oh I know! I could throw a part- No, no that won't work, I forgot you're on the box... Well... I can't just TELL you the whole story, that'd ruin the surprise! So what do you know so far?

Yes... vampony... Everfree... What? That's seriously all that's out right now? *Sigh* I guess I'll just have to settle for trying to keep you entertained myself. It wouldn't surprise me if that goof off Mr. Author only wrote this to get up to a thousand words.

Well, seeing as he obviously is off writing something other than finishing the actual story arc I don't know what exactly to do. I mean, I throw parties all the time, but they're always for ponies, I never tried throwing a party for monkeys, and I don't think it's even possible to play pin the tail on the pony through that box!

...Huh? You AREN'T monkeys? Then what are you?

...Hyu-min? OH aren't you those things Mrs. Heartstrings talks about all the time? Wow, you have no idea how much she wants to meet one of you. That's Lyra Heartstrings by the way. She's Minty green, has a lyre cutie mark... Wait wait wait, you already know her? You knew her before you even started reading this? So that lazy author has been trying to get me to talk to you about stuff you already know because he doesn't feel like writing anything original? Hold on for a minute.

Oh Mr. Auuuthoooorr. Remember when you Pinkie Promised not to avoid working on this by getting too lazy? Remember? *SLAM* THEN GET IN GEAR AND START WORKING ON IT YOU PINKIE PROMISE BREAKING LYING CHEATING SNEAKING DUMB *JERKFACE*!!!

Okay, Mr. Reader, that should get him going, he NEVER stops working when a lady is mad at him. I'll keep a better watch over him from now on, but for now...

Wave goodbye to the Hoo-munz Gummy! Bye-bye! See you when that naughty Mr. Author is done with the next part of the story!