Fly's Adventure in Equestria

by Christian Ester

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 6561

Fly, a teenager, is caught in an accident and finds himself in a new, yet familiar place

Fly is a teenager who has a semi-good life. All of a sudden, his life takes a turn for the worse when he fails a really important test that could get him a great education. On his way home, he got hit by a car while deep in thought. He wakes up in a new yet familiar place with somepony he always wanted to see. Wait one sec… Some-Pony?

This is my first fan-fict. I would like some pointers on what to put in. I would like an editor to help me through.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-24 00:07:05 UTC

1. Fly's Life

I'm Fly, a normal teenager who does fairly well in school. I get A's and B's on most report cards. I'm currently 13, you know, at the age when almost everything is a mystery. You are to young to do stuff at home, but you are to old to not be responsible at school. I am typically responsible, considering I am in gifted, so school is where I find a somewhat inner peace.

I typically do good on tests, but... I didn't do so good on a test today. I hope I don't get in to much trouble, but I am trying to get into a magnet school. This test was to important to miss, costing about 250 points. I just want to go home when nobody is there and play my computer. I usually watch YouTube or go to FIMFiction.net, and have a laugh at funny stuff.

Now I just can't wait to just get home and see if another issue of LH2DH, Lyra's Human 2, Derpy's Human.

"Only ten minutes left. " I said after looking at the clock.

"What was that about?" Alexis said. She has reddish blond hair, stands about 5 feet tall, and is funny.

"I want to get home and read some stuff on the internet." I said

"What stuff?" Alexis pressed

"Lyra's Human 2." I said and regretted what I said

"Brony." Alexis said quietly to me.

So what, I think the music is good... I mean the fan music, not the show's." I whisper angrily

"and?" Alexis asked

"I also like some fan fictions." I whispered in a defeated way.

"Oh, ok." Alexis whispered back and chuckled

*RING*

I ran from the room and ran down the halls. People yelled at me along the way. I didn't care, I wanted to beat max to the bus.

"THE FUCK!! How could you beat me again." I said

"You will never do it." Max said

"Yes I can *huff* I almost did it once! *Huff huff*"I said while huffing

"Well yeah, but you haven't done it yet!" Max

"Just shut up and lets listen to music!" Fly

"ONE TRICK PONY!!" Max

" No, in a few days..." Fly

"Fine, give me a ear bud" Max

"K, Sweet Anthropology!"

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"See you tomorrow!" Fly. I got off the bus and started walking home.

I started thinking about school and What I could do to study and get better grades.

*BEEEP*

"What the Fu-?" I started and got hit by a car!  It supposed to be about 3:00 P.M. so why is the sky getting darker? I don't even see any clouds. Why is it getting darker? I might be dying! I thought. Why didn't I think of that before.

"Ha" I don't know why I laughed, I guess that it sounded like a groan since the person over me started panicking even more than before. I never wanted to die, but I always guessed it was something like this. Why am I clear headed, aren't I supposed to seem a bit sluggish. The person over me seemed to change in a way. I was looking at a person one moment, it got really blurry, then it looked like I was looking at an animal the next moment.

"Are you ok? Somepony call the doctor, Quick!!!" the voice sounded different than before. Wait, did the animal talk? Wait, did it say some-pony?!?

2. Where am I?

"I think so, who are you?" I still haven't looked at the person yet, instead I was looking at my self.

"I am Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings." I was shocked that I ran into her

"WAIT! The Lyra Heartstrings?" She nodded, "The one who loves hands, and everything about humans?"

"Well, yes. How do you know about my interests? I thought I knew everypony that lived here..." Lyra

"That's just it, I am not from here." Lyra only looked more confused. "I'm a human, look at my hands." Fly

"What hands? wait you used to be a Human!?!" Lyra

What? OMG MY HANDS ARE GONE!!! OMG THESE ARE HOOVES!!!" Fly I never heard her

"Are you ok? I have never seen a pony react that much to his own hooves" Lyra I guess she forgot about the human thing for a minute

"Am I an Earth, Pegasus, or Unicorn Pony?" Fly

" I cant tell, you are on your back so I cant see and wings, and you don't have a horn." Lyra I guess she was giving me time to recuperate

"Whats hurting my back?" Fly

"It could be wings" Lyra I want wings, I want wings, I want Wings!!!

I turned around and saw yellow wings on my back. I just started speaking gibberish and blacked out

"Hello? Hello, oh no he passed out!" Lyra

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I finally came to in a hospital. I had a moment of insecurity, then realized where I was, and flipped out even more the nurse came and told me to calm down. I settled down and felt drowsy and fell asleep. I dreamed about Lyra and what I was going to do here in Equestria. I guess I woke up because I was thinking clearly about what is to come. I remembered that I saw a video about dreams.

"Where is Lyra?" Nobody was there to answer me. I looked around for a help button."ACK!!! MY DERPY KEYCHAIN!!! WHERE IS IT!?!"

"What the... oh your awake, I guess that yelling was shock from the crash," I wondered how she knew of the car crash "Your ring with Derpy on it is on the table next to you." I put it on "Does anything hurt, your X-Ray showed no broken bones?"

"I'm fine..." Fly I decided to be quiet about me being a human.

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I decided to look around the town I was in. I was released from the hospital 20 minutes prior. I looked at my new body for about 5 minutes. I looked like my OC, a yellow Pegasus with black hair/tail and I had black eyes. I decided to try my wings, but failed miserably. I hoped to find a pony I recognized, but got nowhere. After an hour of looking around I found Colgate. I decided not to talk to her, I haven't done good with brushing my teeth recently. I saw Lyra looking for me about 10 minutes later. I remembered her fascination with humans and hid. I'd rather not see Twilight and have the double rainboom testing begin. I saw Derpy a few minutes later and decided to ask her about my bearings and be friends with her.

"uh... Hello Derpy" I couldn't focus on which eye to look at.

"Oh, hi. Do I know you" Derpy

"No, I know you from something else. I showed her my Derpy keychain.

"Oh, wow! Who made this?" Derpy

"I don't really know myself. I'm new here! My name is Fly and I would like a friend to learn with. I am almost completely lost here." Guess who... It's Fly

"Ok, lets see my house." Derpy

We traveled and It was just like I read it in a story earlier. I looked at the back yard and saw gardens.

"Wait, is Karen here?" Fly

"It's Karyn with a y and not an e! No it is Wednesday." Derpy Why didn't she ask me how I knew this

"Oh right." Fly That answered my question about Lyra and me used to being a human.

"How do you know Karyn?" Derpy

"I read about it on the internet... You know about it, right?"

"Oh yes, I made Derpynet and Ka-"

"rynet." She was kinda shocked that I knew about it. "Don't ask, I read it on the Inter-"

"net." We both laughed for a sec. I knew I was going to have fun here.

3. A New Life

I had a good time with Derpy, but I sensed that it was time to go and get a life if I was stuck in Equestria.

"So Derpy, I need to go soon, I don't want to keep you waiting." I said.

"Oh, that's ok. I need to tend to my garden anyways, I haven't had a chance to do so yet since I was at work all day. See you later, uhh, Fly!" yelled Derpy

"See you another time, Derpy!" I yelled back.

I need to get a job so I can get started here in Equestria. If I am staying here for a period of time, might as well live good during my stay. Now where is a job available right now. Might as well try to fly since my wings are feeling better. I started to flap my wings, to only hover over the ground for a second.

"Might as well 'hover' my way around to strengthen my wings," said Fly, "By the way, where is the market again? I might as well try to go higher for an elevated view." Fly went about a meter higher and saw the market roofs two blocks to the right. "Here I come!"

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"I see a help wanted sign, at the Vegetable stand. Lets see if I can get hired." said Fly. Fly went over to the stand "I see that you have a help wanted sign, can I get the job?" said Fly.

"Hmm, sure. If I see you eating any of the produce, you will pay for it and get fired. Do you under stand?" said the clerk

"Yes," I looked at his stout for a gender determination, "Sir" said Fly. The voice was to hard for me to use to determinate his gender.

"Ok, everything is two its at this point, tomorrow the carrots will be on sale for one bit" I will check on you later." said the clerk. I decided to get right to work.

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I finished work for the day and got twenty bits. If this was a lot for what I did, I didn't know. I decided to go to the library to see if I could learn some stuff about the money here. I got to read some currency, but never learned just what I wanted. I decided to look for a computer and never found one. I remembered that there were none in Equestria. I want to go back home to Earth and get back to my normal life.

I started to remember what got me too deep in thought to realize that a car was coming right for me. It was raining earlier that day so the oil and water mixture created a rainbow pattern in the water. I was thinking about science and Rainbow Dash when I car came at me. I hope I never forget my human life. I decided to leave the library and find a nice flace to stay for the night.

"Is there an inn around here?" I asked a random pony.

"There is one around the corner to the left, or is it behind us and two corners to the right? I think you should go to town hall and look for a map. Town hall is... Where did he go?" the pony said. I decided to just leave while I had the chance. I looked around by myself and found one about 30 minutes later.

"I would like to stay a night. Is there a room open?" I asked

"There is... one room open. The overnight rent is 10 bits." The receptionist said. I paid my bits and went to the room on the second floor. I heard my stomach growl and went to a nearby restaurant.

"What would you like to eat tonight?" the waiter said. I had decided on cinnamon rolls.

"I would like cinnamon rolls, please." I said

"and to drink?" the waiter asked.

"uh, Apple Cider?" I tried, hoping that it would be avaliable.

"Certainly" the waiter trotted away and I was left alone. My food arrived about five minutes later. I had tried to eat a flower as an appetizer as I have seen Twilight eat one in an episode I watched recently. It tasted bland.

"Here is your meal. I hope you liked our appetizer." said the waiter.

"The flowers were bland to my taste, I think that my food will differ." I said, then realized that I have insulted the appetizers.

"Have a nice meal." He replied bitterly.

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The meal was nice and costed 5 bits. I have 5 bits left now, I need to save them up. I chuckled at my self at how my little brother could count to five. The memory started to appear  more vividly as I thought about it more.

"ugh, do you have to watch Dora, I hate that show." I said

"One, two, twee, for, five, six, seven, eigt." Parker said in usion to Dora.

"Lets pause this and count ourselves."

"Ok, Cistian" Parker said

"One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six?" I said

"One. Two. Twee. For. Five..." Parker said at the same time as I counted

" So you can only count to five without the ille- err... Dora?"

"Yeah..." Parker said in reply.

That was a week ago. I wonder how he is doing now... I went home and slept with a vivid dream... "ugh" I groaned...

4. Pinkie's Surprise

I fell asleep with some trouble. I am used to my comfy bed, and everytime I try to sleep elsewhere, it results in failure. I had some dream that I would find a way back to my world.

"Wait! Don't leave. I need to know how you made this portal!" I woke up with sweat pouring down my body. I tried to think about if that place seemed familiar, I failed. "Where am I again?" After looking around the room, I remember I was at a hotel. I decided to check out and get some breakfast.

"I'm checking out for the day." I said. He took a note on his notepad on the desk.

"Have a nice day." The receptionist said sourly. I left the hotel and went to SugarCube Corner. I wasn't even to the door when a bright pink blur can running out.

“ You've never been to Ponyville before?! Of course you haven't, I've never seen you here before! I was so focused on getting you your food that I totally didn't notice the NEW PONY IN TOWN! I’d throw your party now but if I threw your party now nopony would be able to show up and if nopony was able to show up you'd feel lonely and if you felt lonely you wouldn't feel very welcome and if you didn't feel very welcome it wouldn't be a good welcoming party!” she exclaimed. I nodded.

“That would be…tragic. How about I come back later when other ponies are awake?” I suggested. She grinned and jumped into the air.

“Okie dokie lokie!” She then dashed off.

"That, was surprising." I said before walking in to get some breakfast. "Can I get a chocolate covered, sprinkled donut?" I tried.

“COMING RIGHT UP!” Pinkie Pie zipped around the room with incredible speed, gathering the food and stopped in front of me, holding it out on a plate.

“That was…fast,” I said, dumbfounded. I gulped down my breakfast and headed to the door and closed the door quietly behind me, as to not alert Pinkie Pie of my departure and started to head home. By now, the sun was higher in the sky and more ponies were awake.

"It seems to be time for work." I said. I walked down the road until I found the vegetable stand. My boss was already waiting for me.

"We are opening in ten minutes. Props to you for coming early. Go get the rest of the vegetables from my cart and put it on display." My boss said. I did as he asked and finished with one minute left until opening.

"We are open!!!" I yelled out. A stallion trotted over.

"I would like 3 carrots and 4 tomatoes, please." The stallion said.

"That would be 9 bits."I said. He gave me the amount. "Have a nice day."

"You too" the stallion said as he left.

"Next!" I yelled.

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"Lunch break. You have 30 minutes, starting now." My boss said. I hurried off to the restaurant that I went to yesterday.

"Welcome, I see you need a table for one?" He greeted me with

"Uh yes, can I have a patio seat?" I asked

"Most certainly." He replied. He brought me to a patio on the left side of the building.

"I will send for a waiter promptly." He said and left. I recognized the waiter from yesterday at another table.

"What would you like to drink" The question shocked me because I was lost in thought.

"huh, what, oh yeah. I would like some sweet tea." I said

"Coming right up." the new waiter said. I was glad I didn't have to face the one from yesterday, he could spit in my food after what happened yesterday. I wonder if there is any healthy food here other than apples, that humans also eat. How about ramen. They won't have any meat flavors, which ruins it. what else is there? Think, Christian, THINK! After going from an omnivore to a herbivore will starve you. What non-meat or non-meat flavored food do I like. Cheese Pizza? I don't like pepperoni or any other flavor. What else is there? I cant think of anything.

"Here is your drink, please enjoy it. What would you like to eat?"  the waiter said.

"I would like a cheese pizza?" I tried to order.

"We don't have any of those..." the waiter said slowly.

"How about... uh... ramen?" I tried

"We have that. What flavor?" The waiter said

"uh... cheese?" I tried

"Coming right up." The waiter said and left. I hope I out what to eat before coming here or any other place.

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"That was good. I need to get back to work for the rest of the day." I said while trotting down the road in the direction of the vegetable stand.

"Good, you're back. I need you to keep working until it reaches 5:00 P.M. See you then." My boss said. It was about 1:30 P.M. when I left, and I am guessing that it took me 10 minutes to get here. So I am guessing that it is 1:40 P.M. leaving me with three and a half hours left of work.

"I would like 2 carrots, please." a new customer said out of nowhere while I was deep in thought.

"Ah, yes. That would be 2 bits." I said

"Thank you" The customer said in response.

"Please tell your friends about today's carrot sale!" I said

"Sure thing." The customer said and left.

"Hello I would like 5 tomatoes and 3 green beans, please." A mare said. I was in thought again, gotta stop doing that.

"Ah, yes. That would be 16 bits." I said back.

"I don't have that much... Can I get just 3 tomatoes and 2 green beans?" She tried.

"That would be 10 bits." I said back.

"I have enough for that." She said. I gave her the food and she gave me the bits. "Thank you!"

"You go tell your friends about us, ok." I said

"I'll do that!" she said and left. Now I have three hours left of work, it should go bye fast.

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"Work time is up. Here is your pay for the day." He said and gave me thirty bits this time. "See you tomorrow."

I am guessing that each bit is equal to $2.50. I made this calculation off of a vid I saw during my human life. The video was called Neon and Vinyl, on YouTube. I miss YouTube now that I am thinking about it. I now have 35 bits. According to earlier calculations, I would have $87.50.

"What is that strange squealing noise?" I wondered. Right at that moment a pink blur was coming right at me. "Oh, fu-"

"IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!! Pinkie yelled. "Lets party! Hoof out with yourself and have a crazy party! Hay you! Lets party! Have a killer party and party! Don't even try to deny it! 'Cause we're gonna have a party tonight! And you know we're gonna do it tonight! We're gonna lose it all, when you open the door! Party! Party! We're gonna have a party tonight! Tension in my hoof, when you're standin' there! Not thinking anything! Doin' it fast, when you're doing it long! Keep gettin' your bits! Pounding on one! Touching yourself! Its not to late! Open your mouth! We're all gonna cum! IN! YOUR! FACE!

"Hi... Pinkie" I said after a few seconds of initial shock. The song that she just sang wasn't like the ones I've heard her sing before.

"I sent out some singing telegrams to all of my friends. Which is all of them. How many friends do I know. How many cupcakes did I make. Cupcakes are delicious. Do you like cupcakes? I like cupcakes. I love cupcakes. There was this time I made special cupcakes. I was with Rainbow Dash in the kitchen..." She said very quickly. I stopped listening there. I couldn't wait for a Pinkamena speed of words. I couldn't wait for a CMC's speed of words.

5. The Party

"Why did I even go to Sugarcube Corner in the first place?" I said to myself. Pinkie was flying all over the place tending the party.

"Look at her go!" a stallion said. He had a red coat and an orange mane, he had fire for his cutie mark.

"Who?" I asked

"The mare on the dance floor! The only other pony who is acting weird is Pinkie Pie." he replied. I now saw the light purple mare. She had a long dark blue and purple mane slightly covering her horn, her cutie mark is a record with music notes.

"What's her name?" I asked the stallion.

"Diamond Dance, she is new in town. When she arrived Pinkie had a party similar to this for her." He said

"Thanks, see you... uh" I started

"Burnout" Burnout said.

"Yeah. See you... Burnout" I said and walked to the dance floor to try some moves out myself.

"Hey! You're new, I haven't seen you at any parties since I came here. Where are you from?" Diamond said

"I'm Christian, and I'm from Louisiana." I said nervously. Why am I nervous, all she said was hi and asked where I use to live. I miss home.

"Christian, huh, I haven't heard of Louisiana before. Where is that?" Diamond asked

"It is in the United States," I said. She had a puzzled look on her face. "You know, The United States of America."

"Where is that?" Diamond asked

"The western hemisphere. North America. EARTH!" I yelled a bit to loud

"Where is, Earth" Diamond asked

"Never mind, lets just say I am from a swamp."

"Okay, do you want to dance?" Diamond asked. I started to blush.

"I'm not that good at dancing, I usually tap my fingers to the beat of music..." I said. She seemed confused for a split second.

"Come on, I'll put you through the motions." She said in an excited way.

"Okay, I'll try at least." I said. She pulled me up onto the platform and started putting me through the motions with slight magic.

"See it's not that hard!" She stopped the magic "I stopped putting magic on you are you just keep on going!" She said

"Wait, what? I'm not on magic any more?" I said and slipped

"Shouldn't have told you that." she said.

"How good was I doing, for real, I don't want you to lie about it." I said

"You did good, better than I thought you would do." she said

"Thanks" I said. I then realized that she was flirting with me. I started blusing.

"Equestria to Christian! Speak!" Diamond said suddenly. I guess I was fazed by what was going on.

"S-sorry." I stuttered. I stuttered. I have never stuttered before in my life, I don't know why I did either.

"You fazed out all of a sudden." Diamond said.

"Y-yeah, I guess I d-did. I stuttered again.

"Is there something wrong?" Diamond asked.

"No, there is nothing wrong at the moment." I said. I guess I didn't stutter because I was defending myself.

"Oh, good. So, lets get a drink." She said cheerfully.

"Sure." I said and started walking to the refreshment table

"Need me to get a drink for you?" Diamond asked

"Why? I could get my own." I asked

"Unicorn magic, duh" She said with a stiffened chuckle.

"Right" I said with a chuckle of my own.

"Cheers!" We both said at once and started drinking our punch.

"Hey! Fly!" I heard a familiar voice

"huh?"

"It's me, Lyra!"

"Oh, hi Lyra. Haven't seen you since, uh, I first became a pony." I said sourly

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Lyra asked. I guess she heard the tone in my voice

"I miss my human life." I muttered

"Of course you would, if I was to be on Earth as a human, I would be miserable. I'm glad you're taking it well"

"Thanks, I guess I am taking it well" I said.

"Who's this?" Diamond said.

"Her name is Lyra, and she is interested in humans, which I used to be." I said meekly near the end

"That's okay, each of us go through hard times in our life." Diamond said.

"LYRA!!! Can you make a spell that will turn me back into a human?" I asked suddenly when the idea popped into my head.

"I'm not as good as Twilight at magic, but I can try." Lyra said nervously

"I could help with the spell if you need me to, Lyra and uh, what's your name?" We all turned around and saw a purple mare.

"Thanks Twilight, this is Fly by the way" Lyra said.

"Hi." I said nervously

"Hi." Twilight said back

"Wait a second. Who the hay is Fly?" Diamond asked

"Oh, that's me." I said

"I thought you said your name was Christian?" Diamond said

"It is! My friends just call me Fly." I said

"Ok, I'll keep calling you Christian, it sounds more special to me than Fly."

"Ok... You call me that. Twilight! Do you already have a spell like it?" I asked

"Yes, I have a spell somewhat like that, why?" Twilight asked

"I want to be a human again. Can you please use it. Please" I pleaded

"It is a short term spell, meaning it wears off after 12 hours." Twilight said

"I don't care about that, I just want to be a human again for this party." I said

"The party?" Twilight said with a confused look on her face.

"I miss hands, I cant carry my own drink at the moment. I need hands, NOW!" I said quickly

"Okay, here goes nothing" Twilight said as her horn lit up. The intensity slowly increased until it was the center of the party. The light enveloped me and I started to feel my body change. First my wings disappeared, then my face returned to a normal shape, then my hooves turned into hands and thank god shoes, then my coat was replaced by thank god clothes, then my hair turned back to normal, lastly my tail disappeared.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! How could I ever repay you?" I yelled

"It was no problem, no need to pay." Twilight said in between breaths

"But-" I started to say

"No buts, that what friends are for. Thank you for more practice." Twilight said. I realized that everypony was looking at me

"Hi...." I muttered. They looked for a second longer and got back to the party.

"Is this what you looked like?" Diamond said.

"Yeah, she got my hoodie down, too" I said cheerfully

"I'm glad she did, it looks nice on you." Diamond said.

"I guess it does, first thing first, I'm thirsty." I said. Diamonds horn started to glow.

"No need, I have hands." I said.

"I guess you are right." Diamond said a bit sadly

"Lets dance my way!" I said enthusiastically.

"Ok, lets try that." She said

"Wrap a front hoof around my waist and give me your other front hoof." I instructed her.

"Wont I fall?" She said

"Not is I am holding onto you, and you are holding onto me." I said calmly

"Okay, whatever you say, Christian." She said. We started a dance like that until Diamond got the hang of it and we started adding parts to it.

"That was fun" Diamond said

"That is a simple dance for humans, it is the only one that a pony might be able to do as well." I said

"It seems that the party is over, we are the last ones here." Diamond said to me.

"It appears so, what time is it?" I asked then remembered my watch. Might as well adjust it now.

"11:00 P.M. Man we are out late." Diamond said. My watch was correct somehow.

"FUCK!!! The front desk is closed!" I yelled out

"What do you mean?" Diamond asked

"I am staying at a hotel and now the front desk is closed, I cant get a room for the night anymore.

"You can stay at my place for the night." Diamond asked

"Might as well, the spell should wear off at about 10 o'clock in the morning, so I am human until then."

"Follow me!" Diamond said. I wonder why she even suggested her house.

"Wait for me!" I yelled trying to keep up with her trotting.

"Why are you so slow?" Diamond asked

"That's all humans, we aren't that fast in general, so we build stuff to help us go faster" I said

"Like what?" Diamond asked

"Cars, trains, airplanes, boats, stuff like that." I said

"What are those?" Diamond asked

"Vehicles, they help us travel." I say a bit enthusiastically

"Okay, here we are!" She said in front of a big house. It must have at least 4 bedrooms

"Nice house." I say a bit awestruck

"You haven't seen anything." Diamond says

6. The New Day

The house stood with two stories, four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room, and a dining room. I am sure there are more rooms, I just never got to see them. I was led to the second story bedrooms, where I got to pick.

"This is my sister's, and this room is a guest room. You can stay in here for the night." Diamond Dance said with a smile on her face

"Thanks." I said cheerfully. The bed might be a bit too small, I will have to make due with it...

"It's my pleasure. I never get to learn new dances now a days, with me knowing them all." Diamond said

"I might as well get to bed, I am pretty tired after all..." I said and yawned

"Well, goodnight." Diamond said, a bit disappointed. I noticed right awaw.

"What's wrong?" I asked

"nothing... well, I want to hang out a bit longer. I guess it can wait for tomorrow." Diamond said slowly

"uh, ok. Well I'm *yawn* tired. G'night." I said and went inside the room

"night..." Diamond said and went downstairs. I don't know what she did afterwards.

"I was right, the bed is too small" I said to myself. I fell asleep after ten minutes. more or less

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"Call in the patient's parents" A voice said

"yes sir." The second voice said and left the room.

"I was starting to have doubts about you, now your heart rate is near the point necessary to be conscious." The first voice said to nobody.

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"huh, was that a dream? It seemed familiar to what would be of me if I wasn't here in Equestria." I said to myself. I decided to look at my watch. 5:00 A.M. it is early to be awake. Too late to go back to bed now, might as well see if Diamond is awake. I left the guess room and went down the stairs to my right. Diamond was already awake.

"Hi, I didn't think you would be up this early." Diamond said after noticing I was downstairs.

"With brothers like mine, I am used to waking up early." I said casually

"You have brothers? I wouldn't think you did from how you were acting at the party." Diamond said

"Well, I didn't show them hurt emotions like sad. I would occasionally show them mad." I said

"How come?" Diamond asked

"Well... they would always try to get on my nerves. I always lighten up when I'm not around them." I said

"Hm... sounds like you weren't exactly friends..." Diamond said

"Well, we did have some fun times." I say thoughtfully. Diamond came over and nuzzled my chest. In return, I petted her head.

"You want coffee?" Diamond asked. I tried with every once of strength to keep from bouncing around the house and yelling yes.

"Uh... sure." I said calmly. I swear I was about to burst..

"Hmm... it will be done in 5 minutes." Diamond said

"Uh, sweet. What are we doing until then?" I asked

"Chat?" Diamond asked

"Sure, what do you want to know?" I said

"I want to hear about your brothers." Diamond said. I bared a shock impression on my face.

"Uh... sure." I said

"Michael is playful. He is a child at heart. He is cuddly and cute. He can also be a pain. His playfulness can get on your nerves, he wont shut up when you want him too. He is great at Call of Duty and loves games like that." I said and allowed questions

"uh, what is Call of Duty?" Diamond asked

"It is a violent video game. Before you ask, a video game is something that entertains humans. They can range from simple puzzles, to mass destruction..."

"Humans find mass destruction a fun way to entertain themselves!?!" Diamond yelled in shock.

"It is not real, and it is meant for adults." I said

"Then why is he playing it!?!" Diamond demanded

"He knows it's not real at all." I said

"But Still!" Diamond yelled

"He prefers playing Zombie mode." I said

"Zombie. Mode?" Diamond asked

"Yeah, it's more challenging but crazy fun." I said

"You would know." Diamond said

"He made me play it before. I sucked at it." I said

"Do you ever play it?" Diamond asked

"Well... sometimes." I said reluctantly

"Why? It's just... Morbid" Diamond asked

"I get bored reading FimFictions." I said

"What are FimFictions?" Diamond said

"Stories made up by people like me. I was writing one before I came here." I said

"What was it about?" Diamond asked

"uh... some 25 year old having the time of his live." I said with a chuckle

"Whats so funny?" Diamond asked

"Part of a song." I said

"What song?" Diamond asked

"I'm not sure." I said

"Can you sing a bit of the song?" Diamond asked

"Uh, sure.

I’ve had the time of my life

And I’ve never felt this way before

And I swear this is true

And I owe it all to you

You-you-you-you-you

You-you-you-you-you

You-you-you-you-you-you-y-y-y-y-you" I sang

"Wow! You were great!" Diamond cheered

"Well, that is only part of the song. I cant remember the rest." I said

Well, that's too bad." Diamond said

"I'm hungry, what about you?" I said after my stomach grumbled

"I guess I am, lets go to Sugarcube corner and get donuts." Diamond said

"I thought Donut Joe did the donuts?" I said while being confused

"They also have donuts, Joe just specializes in them." Diamond said

"Sweet, lets go!" I yelled and started walking.

"Yeah. Hey Christian." Diamond said

"What?" I asked

"Sugarcube Corner is the other way." Diamond said

"Oh, right." I said and turned around while blushing.

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"Hi Fly! What would you like to eat?" Pinkie asked

"Uh," I said. I can usually stomach four, but I don't know how these taste yet. "let me get three, er, two glazed donuts and one chocolate coated sprinkled donut." I finnished

"I would like two glazed donuts." Diamond said.

"Okeydokielokie. That will be six bits." Pinkie said

"Here you go." I said handing all six bits to Pinkie Pie.

"Thank You! Have a nice day!" Pinkie yelled

"Hey, Christian." Diamond said

"Yeah?" I asked

"You didn't have to pay for mine you know." Diamond said

"Well, I always mooched off of my friends for money on Earth. I decided that as soon as I can get a job, I would help others when I can." I said

"Wow, that is very nice of you." Diamond said

"Here are your donuts! I love what you got Fly. The chocolate is a good treat by itself, but with sprinkles it is even better than before. I love chocolate! One time, Discord made it rain chocolate. I can't wait 'till he does it again. Do you love chocolate? If so then you and I are both waiting for Discord to let loose again!" Pinkie said at ten words per second.

"Uh... thanks Pinkie. Though, I do love chocolate." I said and dug into my special donut. This. Is. AWESOME!!!!!

"Uh, Christian? Are you ok?" Diamond asked

"This. Is. Awesome!" I shouted

"I know right. That is why I decided to come here, Pinkie makes the best sweets in town." Diamond said as I took another chunk of my special doughnut.

"Screw Mary Lees. I am coming here for donuts each time I feel I would deserve some." I said excitedly

"Whats Mary Lees?" Diamond asked

"The best donut shop on Earth." I said proudly

"Oh, ok." Diamond said before eating her donuts.

"What do their glazed donuts taste like?" I said to myself out loud before taking a bit "Oh! Just as good!" I yelled out

"Hey, uh, Christian?" Diamond said

"Yeah?" I asked

"Your wings are back." Diamond said

"So, I am now a homo-avian?" I asked

"What does that mean?" Diamond asked

"uh, half human, half bird. I think" I said

"Well, not avian. Maybe homo-pegasus?" Diamond tried

"I guess so. AGH! I FOTGOT!" I yelled

"What?" Diamond asked

"I need to eat these while I have hands!" I yelled before finishing these donuts

"Wat?" Diamond asked. '-' I finnished the donuts

"Whew, time to try these suckers out while I'm still human." I said before running outside

"Wait!" Diamond yelled "I still have to finish my donut!"

I stretched out my wings and started to flap them slowly. Wow, I didn't think they would even get me off of the ground! I was flapping them faster and was lifted off the ground. Time to go all out! I started to flap as hard as I could and picked up speed going forward. This is fun!!! I was enveloped in a bright light and felt myself turn back into a pony. With my center of balance changed, I couldn't fly anymore. I came crashing to the ground while I tried to find out how to fly as a pony again.

"Are you okay?" A pony asked before I passed out