Super cross-over 5000

by mrskinman55

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 513

A bunch of ridiculousness

This is a very, very dumb fic. If you are not drunk or high then good luck.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-29 23:17:59 UTC

Things

Twilight and Rainbow Dash were walking when Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget asked them were the zoo was for some reason. "That was weird." Rainbow said as they continued walking. All of a sudden Goku got mad and punched Rarity in the face which made Spiderman laugh his ass off. Pinkie Pie just made a large plate of cupcakes and Cobra Commander ate them without taking his mask off somehow. Pinkie thought that was fascinating so she did the same thing. Don't ask questions.

Rarity, having recovered from Gokus punch, was looking to get high so she talked to Walter White who was somehow there and got some blue meth which she preceded to smoke with Sweetiebelle. They stumbled into town and found Sonic having a staring contest with an ewok. They then smoked the rest of the blue meth. The Doctor and Derpy notice all of this and the Doctor said "Quick to the TARDIS." They were never heard from again. Soon after that a pony that kinda looked like Mel Gibson was mad at jews and stuff when Stan and Kenny came up and asked for their money back because they didn't like Passion of the Christ.

Applejack was doing some apple related shit when Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy asking her for weed. "Bitch all I got is apples, that's the only part of my character." She replied. Batman saw this and saved applejack from Grim and then he died. Chell was getting trolled by GLaDOS when a portal she opened launched her into Ponyville (I don't know you come up with a reason why.) She started freaking out because of all the hideous mutated horses staring at her. She ran away and was never seen again.

70 thousand years in the future The doctor and Derpy who are stuck in the Medusa cascade and died. That's why they are never heard from again. Back to the present Nicholas Cage was fighting with the Human Torch in a cock fight arena that Fluttershy uses for cock fights. Fluttershy who is a secret drug lord was making them fight for her amusement, using "the stare" to make them fight. Walter White was there to sell some blue meth when he did that one thing with the explosives from that one episode. Fluttershy was like WTF! Nick Cage was dead and so was Spongebob who was there too.

Patrick was running around screaming because Freddy Kruger was chasing him in his dream. He was sleep walking. Twilight stepped on him because he is a six inch starfish "Ew I stepped in something! Spike!"

"What!?" Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer answered.

"Who the hell are you? Where's my slave" He then tried to eat her but then Batman came out and punched and he ran away like the little bitch he is. Applejack, who I guess was there too, was like "I thought you were dead!"

"Nope" Batman replied. They than got married and The Governor from The Walking Dead was the best man. The END.