Spike's curse

The next day it was back to the old grind. Spike moaned. It had been yet another tough day of cleaning, Scrubbing and sorting in the tree-house. Spike had finally finished his slave work and was famished, So he went down to the kitchen to get something to eat. He opened up all the cabinets and the fridge, Yet all he could find was a full bottle of Applejack Daniels, a few crackers, two eggs and one slice of stale bread. Spike sighed. Maybe Twilight had something to eat.

Suddenly Twilight staggered into the room. Her hair was a netted mess and her eyes were red from lack of sleep. She walked over to the cabinet  nearest to spike and grabbed a small glass cup. Then she walked over to the bottle of Applejack Daniels and poured her self a drink.

"Wheres the ice?" Twilight asked

"Ummmm...I don't know," Said Spike worry in his voice, knowing how angry Twilight sometimes got when something interfered with her drinking

"Well fuck!" Twilight said raising her voice

And with that Twilight drank the glass of of hard whiskey in two gulps.

Spikes stomach suddenly growled reminding him why he was in the kitchen.

"Sooooo....Twilight whats for dinner?" Spike asked hopefully

"I don't give a shit with a side of shut the fuck up," Twilight replied, her words slurred

This took Spike by surprise, Occasionally Spike would hear Twilight curse, But never towards anypony. What also took Spike by surprise was the fact that Twilight was drinking such hard alcohol. Spike was used to Twilight drinking a glass of wine every so often, But never whiskey. Ever since Celesta had Twilight working on wiener enhancing spells, Twilight had been getting less and less sleep, So Spike shrugged the behavior off, It was probably just stress making Twilight act out of character.

Twilight then took the freshly opened bottle of Applejack Daniels, Took a long swig from the bottle and stumbled off back to her library, The whiskey still in her hoof.

Spike sighed. He then toasted the stale bread and fried an egg. After eating he still was not satisfied, But he feared Twilight would get angry if she found out he ate all the food in the cabinets. So he made a mentle note to himself to make a food run in the morning using the extra bits he had earned from unclogging Rarity's toilet.

It was just a little past eight when spike snuggled up in his bed. His body was tired from a day of physical labor but he just couldn't get to sleep no matter how much he tossed and turned. So he just lay there thinking about his life.

It was almost ten o clock and Spike was just starting to drift off to slumber. Just as he was about to enter the dream world he was snapped awake by a familliar voice.

"Spiiike, you awake?" Spike heard Twilight ask, She sounded drunk.

Spike opened his eyes to see a wasted Twilight at the foot of his bed, Looking crappier then ever.

"Yeah Twilight, What do you need?' Spike asked nervously

Right after Spikes reply Twilight got onto the bed and on top of Spike, Pinning him down.

"You ready for a....fun night?" Twilight asked on top of spike. The smell of stale alcohol in her breath.

"NO...please no!" Spike pleaded

Twilight opened her mouth and brought her face closes to Spike's, Then suddenly without warning Twilight vomited all over Spike's face. Spike screamed. His face covered in the contents of Twilight's Stomach. Then round two came, As Spike screamed Twilight vomited some more inside Spike's wide open mouth.

Spike forced himself free spitting and coughing up Twilight's tummy juice out of his mouth. The taste and smell of Twilight's Vomit was so revolting, Spike started to feel his dinner come up as well. Then in one swift movement Spike threw up over the bed, His vomit splashing all over the floor he had just polished hours ago. Every time Spike would throw up a mouthful of vomit his muscles would tense up so much he would let a turd out his ass as well.

After Spike's stomach (and gallbladder) where completely empty, He rolled off the bed and onto the floor, landing in his own vomit. Spike stood up, He was completely covered in his and Twilight's stomach contents. He saw Twilight doubled over on the bed that was coated in vomit. The pile of shit he had produced was not more then two feet away from twilight.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Spike yelled, Anger, confusion and hurt in his voice.

Spike could feel his eye's start to tear up.

"That was....That was, Kinky" Replied Twilight to drunk out of her mind to comprehend what just happened.

All of a sudden Twilight's Head and eyes swayed from side to side. Twilight Fainted on the bed, Her head landing right on Spike's pile of shit.