Spike's curse

It was 11:15 at night and Spike had begun his search for a book containing the answer  to what the old pony had said to him.

It was a long night! (Since my bed time is in ten minutes im going to skip the acourances that happend over the night and just fast forward eight and a half hours.)

*fast forward noise* Spike had FINALLY found what he was looking for, "The sexy book of curses and spells". Spike was so happy to had finally found the book that he ran over to a corner of the library and searched for the chant he had heard. The library was trashed. Derpy lay on the middle of the floor of the library, her neck snapped. Half the library was covered in a green flame and dog shit littered the floor. Spike had a feeling that he the bad luck he had been having was not just coincidental, Not to mention the terrible line of event's that had happened in the library, but he had been smoking  his "special leaves" again, so everything seemed normal to him for the time being. Twilight was so drunk the night before that Spike was not surprised she had not awaken through all of the noise, and he didn't expect to see her up until at least noon.

Spike flipped through the pages. He didn't feel like feel like reading the entire book to find what he was looking for, so he just used his Pinkie sense to guide him to the right page of the book. Dont ask.

Spike read the passage on the page. It read: "This chant bad luck curse you silly filly. The only way to get rid of it is through two hours of uninterrupted work."

Spike lol'ed. All he had to do was work uninterrupted for a couple hours and the curse would be lifted?! He does that almost every day--How hard could it be?! Spike thought about lifting the curse cleaning the trashed library, but he needed  change of pace from cleaning the treehouse, so Spike decided to go help Applejack out down at Sweat apple acres. It was only 6:45 in the morning but Spike had a feeling the Apple family was already up working the fields. Before Spike left he remembered he needed to make a food run, so grabbed 15 bits he had been saving and decided to go shopping when his curse was lifted.

It had stopped raining and the morning sun begn to peek its way through the remaining clouds. Spike chuckled to himself. On his way to the Apple barn place, Spike remembered where he had heard the curse before. A few months ago a unicorn named Trixie came to Ponyville to put on a show. Twilight and her friends decided to be complete and total douche bags and boo Trixie out of town for trying to put on a good show. Before the Trixie had a chance to leave town, Twilight made sure to chant the curse to her so her luck would be total shit. Spike thought he heard Trixie mention she broke the curse at Pinkie's dad's rock farm, But he also didn't really care and thought that Trixie could suck a big throbbie robbie.

Suddenly spike thought's where interrupted when a large rock came flying towards Spike! Spike tried to dodge but it ended up hitting him square in the eye anyways. Spike fell to the ground in pain. After the world stopped shaking Spike got up and looked at his reflection in a near by window. Where the rock had hit him Spike saw a big red swollen eye. In frustration Spike turned around and yelled.

"WHO THE HELMET THREW THAT??!" Spike shouted. To his surprise no one else was on the street at this time. Then Spike remembered his curse.

"Oh yeah" Spike said glumly to himself"

Spike being the little bastard he is, picked up the rock and threw it at the window he used to check his reflection. But to his surprise the rock bounced right off and hit spike in his nuts. Spike fell to the ground holding his crotch. The pain was one of the worst he had ever felt in the years of being alive. After about five minutes, Spike stood up still in pain, and began to slowly make his way to up Sweat apple acres again.

By the time Spike had arrived to Sweat apple acres, Spike spotted Apple jack and Big mac working the orchards as he suspected. Spike walked over to Applejack, Temporarily forgetting the pain he was in.

"Hey Applejack" Spike yelled when he was about ten yards away from the orange pony.

"Why Howdy Spike!" Exclaimed Applejack "What's gotten you out of bed so early, I know your'e not one for the early start"

Spike cringed at the thought of why he was out of his bed so early, But he decided to keep that to himself, Knowing he would have to confront Twilight on it when he returned to the tree-house. Spike didn't really know if it was the curse that made Twilight act the way she had the night before, Or if it was just drunk twilight at her best. Spike kept in mind.

"Oh you know," Spike began, but had decided to cut to the chase of why he was really there "I was just wondering if you needed any help,"

"Well that's mighty kind of yuh," Said apple jack "Weve got so much that's gotta be done, that we could use all the help that we could get!"

Spike smiled in satisfaction "Great, where do I start?"

Apple jack listed a laundry list of thing's he could help with. At one point Spike thought he heard her mention the black eye he had, but he just zoned out and replied with a  "Uh huh"

After hearing what needed to be done, Spike got started on his two hours of "Uninterrupted work", But the truth was he couldn't go ten minutes before some random bullshit interrupted his labor. For example when he was washing the pigs, They would act normal for the most part, but every time Spike would turn his back they would straight up attack him and then roll in the mud again undoing all Spike's hard work. When he got to planting seeds, every time he finished patting them into the ground, a gang of Crows would unearth the seed's and eat them. And when Spike would try to shoo them off, they would all gang up and peck the crap out of Spike with there beaks, and scratch him up with there claws.

It was noon time at Sweat apple acres and Spike was trying  his best to split some wood with an ax (what could go wrong?). Just as Spike was going to attempt to split a log in half, He heard Applejack's stinky voice.

Hey Spike can I talk to you?" asked Applejack standing about ten feet away.

Spike put down the ax and approached Applejack. He was bloody with scrapes and cuts, covered in mud and splinters and his eye was now throbbing uncontrollably.

Applejack cleared her mannish throat.

"Listen sugar cube, I appreciate you wanting to help and all...but I just don't think this line of work is right for you,"  Said Applejack noticing the Still dirty pigs, Un-chopped wood, Un-planted seeds and Un-bucked apples, All of which  job's Applejack had given him so far.

"And dosen't Twilight need your help or something?" Asked Applejack

Spike had forgotten all about her for the last five hours and figured that if she was awake, She would probably have a pounding hangover and not remember the night before.

"Oh yeah, She probably need me now," Spike lied. He was pooped from all the hard work, and extremely frustrated from getting beat up so much.

"Okay well you best get to her... and hey thanks again for the help" Said Applejack. Trying hard to hide the sarcasm in her voice.

Spike sat down at a bench at Ponyville's farmer's market. As he sat he felt something Gooey  under his ass, But he didn't even care. After the epic fail of trying to break the curse at Sweat apple acres, Spike realized that breaking the curse would be a lot harder then he had anticipated. Before Spike arrived at the market he cleaned him self off at the lake, Pulling out all the splinters and washing off the blood. The now-cleaned cuts and punctures were barely noticeable now, but his throbbing black eye was looking worse then ever.

Spike began to think out a new plan, then he saw her. The most beautiful pony in Ponyville, Rarity, Sniffing roses at a rose stand. Spike's heart fluttered and quickly got up to greet her. That's when he found out that he had been sitting on what looked and smelled like vomit. A green pile of mush with orange chunk's was all over Spike's behind.

"Son of a bitch!" Spike said as he looked for something, anything to wipe the vomit off.

He noticed a paper towel on the ground and he made a dash to go pick it up. Just as Spike was bending over to pick up the paper towel, he heard his name being called.

"Spike, honey," Rarity called after noticing Spike. Spike dropped the paper towel and spun around hoping Rarity didn't see the green mush on his butt.

"Oh uh...Hi Rarity!" Spike said blushing

Rarity gasped.

"What ever happened to your eye?" Rarity asked, Lightly placing her hoof under Spike's blackened eye.

"Oh uh...I ran into a door-nob," Answered Spike, Even though it was unnecessary to lie.

"Oh well, does Twilight know of this?" Asked Rarity

"Um yeah of coarse, She's working on a spell to heal it as we speak," Answered Spike

"Oh well I guess there's no reason to panic after all,"  Said Rarity, A light smile forming on her face.

"Say Spike, If your not busy today do you think you could help me out with a few things back at the shop?" Asked Rarity

At this point Spike was so hypnotized by Rarity's good looks, that he had forgotten all about the curse and agreed to help.

"Great!" Exclaimed rarity giving Spike a hug.

For the next half hour or so Rarity bought some gems and fabrics. (Even though those thing aren't in usual farmer's markets, they are in Ponyville, ok?). On the walk back to Rarity's shop, Spike had realized the mistake he had made. With the bad luck he had on him he could do something terrible, ruining his chances with Rarity, Or worse put Rarity in danger! Spike began to plead in his head that everything would turn out fine. Rarity on the other hand couldn't help to notice the green splotch on Spike's ass. But she just shrugged it off as a bad case of diarrhea, and tried not to look at it.

As the two neared the shop where Rarity apparently lived, Spike got more and more nervous. What had Spike gotten himself into?!