Gotenks did it

by Kewlinthehood

Goten and Trunks: Space Criminals

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"Hey Goten, don't you think we're supposed to go towards the light?" asked Trunks

"I dunno, I mean, it could be dangerous." saig Goten

"Dude, it's either we go towards the strange light, or face your mom." said Trunks

"I pick the strange light." said Goten, knowing Chi-chi's temper

Within a second, the light drew the two saiyan boys to there destination: Equestria.

"Hey, look girls! Monkeys with shaved hair!' said one voice excitedly

"Are they dead?" said another voice who sounded concerned

"Poke 'em with a stick." said yet another voice

"Hey, cut it out. That hurts!" whined Goten

Trunks just woke up, and he was already curious about his surroundings.

"They can talk?! Wait til Rarity sees this!" said Sweetie Belle

"Okay, wait a sec. I've got a few questions. First, how can you talk? Second, where am I? Third, when can I go home?" Trunks asked

"Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!" yipped Apple Bloom "You're in Equestria. All of us can talk, and I have no idea!" she said

"Wait, so are you horsies?" asked Goten curiously

"Fillies." corrected Scootaloo

"... Can I ride you?" he asked, Trunks facepalmed.

"We gotta go, um wash my car. Bye." said Trunks, making up excuses. Then they both flew off as quickly as possible.

"Hey Scootaloo." said Sweetie Belle

"What?" she asked

"They don't have wings, but they can fly better than you."  replied  Sweetie Belle mockingly

"Oh, shut up!" said Scootaloo


(5 minutes later, Everfree forest)

"Okay, Goten we gotta think of a plan to get out of here. We just gotta concentrate." said Trunks, already deep in thought

"Maybe we should try fusing again, and see if we could yell really loud again!" suggested Goten

"How do you know it would send us back to Earth?" asked Trunks

"Well, um I kinda figured... Well, let's here your idea, smarty-pants!" said Goten defensively

"Whatever, we gotta think of something! Anything!" said Trunks


Meanwhile, Scootaloo was riding a scooter, tugging Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle along in a wagon at a very fast pace.

"The aliens went to Everfree forest! Don't stop now!" said Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom was making siren noises along the way

Scootaloo was in her own world, she pictured she was outrunning a boulder like Daring Do, and she pushed on with sheer determination.

"SPACE POLICE, COMIN' THROUGH, ALIENS BEWARE!" yelled Apple Bloom


(Everfree forest, same time)

"Goten! Did you hear that?! It's the space police! We're going to space jail!" said Trunks unhappily

"But-but! I don't wanna go to space jail! WAAAAHHH!" cried Goten

"Fine, then we'll be space criminals!" said Trunks rashly

Suddenly a voice cried

"THIS IS THE SPACE POLICE, SURRENDER OR BE TICKLED." said the voice, whose face was hidden by the bushes

"Hey, did you hear what I said about me being a space criminal? That was a joke! Good one right?" said Trunks nervously

"Put your hooves on the ground!" the voice cried

Finally, the speaker came into view, and it turned out to be the Cutie Mark Crusaders, up to their usual antics.

"Trunks, where's the space police?! All I see are three ponies!" said Goten cautiously

Trunks couldn't answer because he was too busy laughing at the supposed "threat" he was faced with.

"Are you guys for real? Space police?! What a joke! Ha ha ha ha!" he said obnoxiously

"You wanna start something?" said Scootaloo

"Alright, let's go, you and me!" said Trunks

"Wait! We don't have to do this!" said Goten

"He's right, we have to talk things over like proper mares!." said Sweetie Belle

"Hey wait, I have to ask the purple-haired alien a question!" said Apple Bloom

"What is it? You're wasting our time!" said Trunks

"Are you dead?" asked Apple Bloom

"No-" said Trunks, but Apple Bloom said it at the same time

"Jynx! You owe us a solid!" said Apple Bloom

"Why should we? You're not the boss!" said Trunks defiantly

"Trunks! You can't back out of a solid, you'll make us look like weenies!" said Goten irritated

Trunks groaned, "Alright, what do you want?"

"Girls, should we tell him?" asked Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo nodded in agreement

"Do you believe in wishing magic?" she asked

"Yeah! Where we come from we have Shenron and the dragon balls and-" said Goten, who was cut off by Apple Bloom

"Okay, good. Here in Ponyville, there's an ancient legend of the "Mare's might", it's a statue that grants three wishes to those who can find it, now it's in some underground temple." she explained

"But that's not all." said Scootaloo  "In order to even find that temple, you have find these gemstones, or something like that."  said Scootaloo

"How can you be so sure this is real? It sounds like a fairy tale to me." said Trunks smugly

"But Truuuuuks, it's magic!" said Goten, "Besides," he whispered "We need that wish don't we? To get back home, remember!"

"Alright, we're in. We could just fly there. It's not a big deal." said Trunks

"But if we do that, we'll lose our direction, so your idea is STUPID!" countered Sweetie Belle, Trunks stuck out his tongue in return.

Before long, the cutie mark crusaders +Trunks and Goten had packed their supplies, but the sun had already set by then, so they decided to camp out for the night.

"So, new crusaders, we never figured out your name, tell us or we're never gonna help you get home!" said Apple Bloom

"I'm Trunks, and that's Goten, let me guess, your names are: Sugar, Spice, and Everything nice."

"No! Our names aren't like that!" said Scootaloo

"Oh yeah? What are they then?" taunted Trunks

"Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo" said Scootaloo, slightly embarassed

Shortly, after they exchanged their life stories, their struggles, the fun times, the hard times, and the in-betweens.

-To Be Continued-----------------------------------

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