Pinkamena Clopfiction Pie

by Stasiarose

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy, Rarity, Big Macintosh, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 988

What happens when YouTube and Pinkie Pie mix? Only the Subscribers and a poor yellow pegasus know...

Pinkie Pie has a YouTube channel. Pinkie Pie tells Fluttershy about her YouTube channel. Pinkie Pie recommends the one video she is proud of among the rest. Fluttershy hated to say it, but that clopfiction was pretty good.

This is a re-written version of my very first clopfiction, which never got aired. Until now. I had kept the same concept, But this isn't really what I wrote when I wrote it at first.

Published 2013-05-04 04:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-04 04:00:01 UTC

The Video

"Shouldn't we tell the others we're doing this? I feel like we're betraying our familys'." A refined voice asked to a red earth pony.

"Nnnope." The male earth pony responded. He was slowly creeping up upon a marshmellow unicorns bed.

"But your sister, no, my sister, shouldn't we at least be honest with them?" Rarity proclaimed. Big Mac was just about to reach the bed.

"Nnnope." Big Mac finally responded, he was two hooves away from the bed now.

"I guess your right. I don't believe they'd understand anyway." Rarity responded. In truth, she knew her sister wouldn't understand, but she knew that Apple Jack probably did. She shook off the thought and got her mind back into the task at hoof.

"Eeeyup." Mac finally reached the bed.

Rarity and Big Macintosh had gotten together a little while back when the whole Cheerilee thing went hay wire. They started the way most ponies do, except Mac was force to have more posh and refined attitude for Rarity. She enjoyed the way Mac acted around her, so poised and perfect. At this time, the month mark, they wanted to take it to the next level. But Mac was very dirty.

"Fine but I won't like it." Rarity stated about to start caressing Mac. That's when she noticed all the mud on him. His body started rubbing against hers. Her OCD kicked in along with her appeal. "Or maybe I will...but Macky?"

"Yessss?" He replied looking Rarity in the eye. Her knees seemed to turn to jelly under the stare of Mac. She nearly forgot what she needed to say when she looked down yet again to see the mud. She snapped out of the trance.

"You need to get cleaned up before we start. We might be making a big mess as it is. Let's not take any chances." She said calmly and seducingly.

"Sure Rarity." Big Mac got off of the marshmellow pony, moving toward the back of her room, eventually stepping out. Rather quickly he came back, extremely naked, and sparkling clean. Rarity always got more out of him when he looked like that. She was seriously ready now.

"Macky. Let's have some fun." Rarity said.

Mac began his journey slowly across the room again, making an already excited Rarity could already feel his warmth against her. At last he got to the bed, once again brushing up against Rarity. They rolled together on the bed, Big Mac on top of her first, his body entering hers. She wanted to take it nice and slow, he knew, but he had another idea.

"Ahhhhh. That tickles!" She squealed with delight, wiggling about with glee. He began to go faster and faster.

That's when the two rolled off the bed onto the floor. This is where the real fun began, Rarity was on top of Big Mac, then Big Mac back on Rarity. Rarity just couldn't handle the sure power of Big Mac. Rarity and Mac went up and down, this way and that way, sideways and upside down. Opalessence stood by in horror, every hair standing on end as she watch her mother go "hardcore". The banging was so hardcore it created a dust cloud around them.

Many priceless nick-nacks and photos of Rarity's, fell to the floor with a large clatter. But she didn't care, she was having to much fun. "FASTER!" she yelled over the commotion. That was when it got so fast it wrecked everything in Rarity's bedroom. Still, they went. At one point the ball of hardcore love knocked down the curtains on Rarity's window, leaving many a pony to witness the hardcore sex that lie beyond. The two still gave no attention, going even more fast.

It was INSANELY fast, ruining everything else she had in the small room. At last they made it back to the bed, that was where the cum finally shot, and the orgasms followed in suite. They lay next to each other breathless, thanking one another for the fun time.

"Hahahaha see?" A pink hoof lay down the two homemade dolls in her hooves, moving the camera she had on them shakily up so to see her face clearly,"Now that's how you write a clopfic! Thanks for all my Bronies and Ponies who watched this video! I hope you enjoyed it!" The words THANKS FOR THE MILLION SUBSCRIBES popped up in white on the screen. Pinkie's voice piped up once more saying,"Don't be silly, push the subscribe button below! C'mon it'll really make my day! Hehe! Bye everypony!"

A pink hoof slowly pushed the pause button, as a pink pony popped up in a new window.

"Did ya like it? Huh? Huh? Huh?" She asked quickly and excitedly.

"It was....um....interesting...." The shy butterball mare responded to her best friend. In truth she had no idea what she had just lied witness to, and just wanted to shut down her computer and forget the whole thing even happened. But knowing Pinkie, that wouldn't be possible.

"I'm gonna take that as a compliment! They don't call me Pinkamena Clopfiction Pie for nothing ya know!" The pink party pony stopped and appeared to look down on Fluttershy's screen. It took Fluttershy a few seconds to notice that she was looking at the time. "Well look at the time! Sure flies fast when your watching a super good video! I have to go welcome a new pony from Saddle Arabia! Seeya, Shy!"

The butterball mare watched in relief as the window with her friend closed. She shutdown her laptop and began to fly to Twilight's. She hoped she'd have a memory erasing spell or something to get the pink mare's video out of the sunshine pegasi's mind.

Author's Note

This story in reality took me a day and a half, but the re-written version that is this, took me an hour. Hope you like it anyway though.