Dungeon of Doom... Or somthing!

by Twilight Shadow

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 385

Caves and ursas and dragons, oh my!

Quick little one shot staring Twilight Shadow, hero of the multiverse and incredibly Over-Powered Self Insert. RPG references abound!
Spin off to the upcomming Adventures of an OC self-insert, my new story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-01 11:19:59 UTC

The only quest the one NPC in the random cave gives you

Twilight Shadow landed in cave. More specifically, at the top of a really tall cavern. Without anything to stand on.

"AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*CRASH*

Ten hours later...

"Whoa... Did anypony get the numberplate of that truck?"

Twilight Shadow got up. It was pitch black.

"Dumb stupid dark caves..."

One illumination spell later, Shadow took his first real look at the cave. The first this he noticed was a dragon skull. And as any RPG fan knows, that's never a good sign.

"Well, that's not a good sign. Still, there's no green explosives waiting to kill me, so..."

Chuckling at his lame excuse for a joke, Shadow took a few steps around before...

"Duh, I can levitate! Silly me!"

With a deep lavender glow, the astral looking purple unicorn lifted slowly off the ground.

After searching around for a few minutes, Shadow moved on the the next part of the cave.

"Hello? Anypony there?"

Having read at least half of a Daring Do book, Shadow knew that there was treasure at the end of the cave. Problem was, he hadn't got the map let, and who knew what special item lay anywhere before where he landed?

"Well, this is strangely uneventful..."

Suddenly, an Ursa Major appeared!

"OH COME ON!!!!!"

With a flick of his horn, the Ursa shrank to the size of a plate. Another flick sent it spiralling toward a black hole.

"Now that that's out of the way..."

Floating down the hall, he finally saw a giant door. However, an equally giant lock prevented it from opening.

"Locks? That's gonna be a piece of demon fang!"

Summoning up a key, Shadow unlocked the door, causing it to mysteriously swing open. Inside was a massive dragon!

"I AM FRAKANBORK, THE ICY DRAGON!"

"Yeah, yeah, boring..."

"I WILL CRUSH YOU, PITIFUL UNICORN!"

One fire spell later...

Stepping over the body of the dead dragon, Shadow look around the back of the cave.

"Score! Treasure!"

An ornate treasure chest sat at the back of the cave. Slowly walking up to it. Shadow melodramatically opened the chest.

"What did I get what did I get what did I get I GOT THE DRIED SHROOM!!!!"

Inside the treasure chest was a brown, rotten mushroom.

"Well, that was anticlimactic."