Equestria girls
By: WhatTheFap
Pinkie Pie marched up to Rarity's boutique, furious. For the 87th time, Rarity had left used condoms strewn about Sugarcube Corner, and Pinkie was done with such behavior. She knocked loudly and repetitively on the front door of Rarity's shop, expressing her anger. Seconds later, Rarity answered the door, still a bit in a state of ecstasy from last night's Orgy Night, which was during the night. She yawned.
"Oh uh... Hello Pinkie, what brings you here this fine morning?" She said.
"You know why I'm here you whore..." Pinkie said, going out of normal Pinkie mode and into Psychotic Bitch mode.
"Oh really now, do I? I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about or why you're being such a... Ruffian."
Pinkie threw one of 45 used condoms at Rarity, hitting her directly in the eye. Thick, gooey cum splashed directly into her eye, and impregnated her eye eggs. She didn't know at the time, but 9 months later, her twin eye babies would be born.
"Rarity! I've gone easy on you these last 86 times! But this time, I mean it! Stop having orgies at my house!" Pinkie yelled.
Rarity's look changed from nonchalant to what can only be described as 'HOLY FUCKING TREES WITH DICKS' when Pinkie said "without inviting MEEE!!!"
"Uh. Well um... I don’t think that... Uhm...." Rarity stuttered.
"Oh silly Rarity! You know me well enough to know how much of a party animal I am! You don't think I only do celebration parties, do you?? Cause that would just be ridiculous! A pony's gotta have some time to cut loose, right?? I mean seriously! If I didn't cut loose every once in a while, who knows how crazy I would be!" Pinkie ranted.
"I probably don't want to find out how crazy you would be..." Rarity muttered under her breath.
"Next time you feel like having an orgy, just give me a call!" Pinkie said.
"Well uhm, I would... B-but I... Uh... Don’t have a phone!" Rarity said, secretly grabbing her phone and shoving it up into her pooper.
"Well in that case, here you go!" Pinkie said, giving Rarity a can-and-string type of phone thingy.
"Oh... Uhm. Thanks... Pinkie pie..." Rarity said.
"So you'll call me next time you have one of those parties?" Pinkie asked.
"Yeah, I'll be sure to call you." Rarity lied.
"Pinkie promise??"
"I Pinkie promise... Cross my boner and hope to boner, stick a boner in my boner...."
"Okey Dokey Lokey! I'll be waiting for your call!"
Pinkie said as she was leaving.
After she was gone, Rarity went back into her shop, mind-jumbled about how random and ridiculous Pinkie Pie is. She also wondered what was going to happen to her if she didn't follow the promise she had made to Pinkie.
"It will probably just be a small ordeal and then we'll reacquaint and everything will be fabulous again!" Rarity conveyed to herself.
"But I really don't want to risk it... Since Pinkie acts randomly in ways that confuse herself. I'll just have to keep this a secret..."
So Rarity tried to avoid accepting orgy invites when Pinkie could've been watching. She was invited to dozens, including a Nightmare Night Orgy, but she declined them all, fearful of Pinkie's presence. However, one day when she was about to decline an orgy that sounded fucktastic, she remembered: PINKIE PIE WAS OUT OF TOWN. So she gladly accepted.
Rarity went to the house that was hosting the orgy. She knocked on the door, expecting a dashing stallion to open the door. Instead, when the door opened, Rarity stood face to face with a pink pony.
"Well look who it is! It's Rarity Warity!" Pinkie said, pushing Rarity's cheeks in. "You hadn't called me about having an orgy in a few months, so I thought I’d make one! Two Equestria girls, sticking together against all the dicks in the world! Ooh that would be a great sitcom! We should be on TV Rarity! I bet we'd reach the top of the charts! We would just need a good director... How about Steven Spielberg! That would be grea-"
"PINKIE! Please! Just... Stay quiet for a bit..." Rarity interrupted. "Are there even any males here?"
"Only the best for you Rarity!"
She escorted Rarity to the main room, and there in front of her stood Derpy, equipped with all new genitalia, unseen since her suicide. The testicles were the size of softballs; the penis was 13 inches long 6 inches thick, had a vagina at the the flat top of it, was covered in bulging veins to make it look swanky, and even had a bread slot on the side for making toast; and the ballsack descended past Derpy's knees. It was nicknamed the Dicktron-9001 for ages to cum. Derpy was joined by the young, clumsy, and annoyingly British colt, Pipsqueak the pirate. Pipsqueak was exactly the same as Nightmare Night 2011, so he still has the Pipdick-2000; his tic-tac sized meat stick that grows to 11 inches with just one lick.
"We're going to be fucking THESE??" Rarity yelled.
"Only the finest for the two Equestria girls! Why, do you not like them?" Pinkie replied.
"No. I don't like them..." Rarity said. "I LOVE THEM!"
She turned around and stuck her flank up in the air toward the two boys. They looked confused.
"BLIMEY RARITY! DON'T YA KNOW ANYTHIN' ABOUT SEX? YOU GOT'A GIVE MY MEMBA A LICK TO GET ME HARD. THEN I CAN FUCK YA!" Pipsqueak said.
"Talk about getting your beauty sleep." Rarity said.
Rarity leaned in and put Pip's tic-tac wiener in her mouth. The second it touched her tongue it sprung out its 11-inch potential down Rarity's throat, making her gag and throw up all over his cock.
"UH OH! WE GOT A SPEWA OVER HERE!" Pip said.
"No no darling I'm fine." Rarity said. "I was just unaware that you possessed such a dashing wiener."
"RIGHTY-O, I UNDERSTAND, I DO, I DO! MY WIENA GETS THAT A LOT." Pip said.
Pinkie was paired up with Derpy and the Dicktron-9001, so Pinkie immediately started to eat out the vaginal tip of Derpy's love javelin. Derpy felt an immense amount of pleasure from Pinkie's obviously experienced tongue. Her tongue was so experienced in fact, that it could turn into a tongue textured penis. So Pinkie used her special tonguedick power and started to fuck Derpy's cock. Rarity saw Pinkie bent over tonguefucking Derpy, so she walked over and shoved her horn into Pinkie's abyss-like vagina. Pinkie felt nothing, at all, ever. Rarity's futile attempt to pleasure her was like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon. So she pulled out her horn and stepped back, disappointed.
"LET ME HAVE A GO AT HER LAVISHING HOLE." Pip said.
So Pip jumped onto a stool that was high enough for his PipDick-3000 to be at an equal level to Pinkie's cunt. He plunged his cock into her pink cunt and Pinkie felt an indescribable amount of pleasure, it was kind of like shoving a watermelon through a quarter-sized hole. She uncontrollably used her Pinkie sense to cause a volcano eruption in Africa, completely wiping out the entire continent. Pip was small enough that his erection went well past his head, so he could eat her ass out and fuck her pussy at the same time, with ease. Pinkie was in heaven, and so was Derpy, as Pinkie's tongue plunged in and out of his boner (I DON’T FUCKING CARE, DERPY IS A BOY FOR THIS STORY.) Pinkie pulled out after a bit and stuck her tongue in Derpy's ass to taste it; it tasted like candy, onions, and streamers. Rarity took a step to the side and watched this happen. It kind of looked like a pony centipede, with Pinkie's mouth on Derpy's ass, and Pip's mouth and dick in Pinkie's naughty area. It gave Rarity an idea. Rarity left for a second and came back with a blowtorch. The other three were too busy orgying to notice Rarity as she fused Pinkies mouth to Derpy's ass, and Pip's mouth to Pinkie's. Just for lolz, Rarity also fused Pips dick inside of Pinkie's pussy. They didn't even feel or hear anything in their state of ecstasy. Rarity used her horn magic to give herself an 18-foot long throbbing erection. She went over to Derpy and shoved her swanky new cock into her mouth. After she pushed it in about 4 feet, her wiener went out Derpy's ass and into Pinkie's mouth. She pushed more and her dick went through Pinkie and Pip, so it came out of Pip's ass. Rarity still had about 6 or 7 feet of dick to go, so she got an idea. She bent around the centipede of DerPinkPip so that she and Pip's asses touched. She plunged her wiener farther through Derpy, the dick went through the three of them and into Rarity's own ass. She laughed at the situation, who else would be able to brag that they could fuck themselves and 3 other ponies at the same time? (Twilight held the previous record with 2, plus herself.) Rarity could’ve gone for days, but she had to get home soon so she could show Opalescence her new dick. So she pumped fast and after a few hours she finally felt like she could cum. Rarity pulled her dick out of the Pony Centipede and started jerking herself off with all 4 hooves. She felt the cum fill up her dick, like a loading bar for a download. She screamed "100 PERCENT CUMPLETE DARLINGS!" and spewed her white hot love lava throughout the house, ultimately flooding it. The cum was at chest level, and rising quickly, since Rarity couldn't stop her spewing member. She tried to swim over to the door and open it, but it was no use, the pressure against the door was too much. Soon enough the cum level was at the ceiling, and the foursome of ponies drowned in Rarity's silky white cum
Equestria girls truly are unforgettable.
THE END.