Shut the BUCK up!

by Inferno demon Dash

Rating: mature
Tags: Derpy Hooves, Random, Gore, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 5360

Ponyville is normally a very peaceful quite town....until every creature decides to go crazy.

Love, joy and peace live in the land of Equestria....unity at it's finest....well until everything goes to Tartarus in a basket for no reason other then for the hell of it.

Don't take this serious even for a second.

Not edited because I don't give a shit!

Published 2013-05-02 05:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-02 05:40:02 UTC

A world where nothing goes wrong.....until now.

The pony filled land known as Equestria was peaceful, calm and humble with unity, colorful ponies of all three races were happy, having the time of their lives as they went along with their days, including six very well-known mares that were known as the Elements of Harmony, a teenage purple male dragon was politely severing snacks and small sandwiches of vegetables as they chatted among one another.

“Fluttershy dear, you really should chew more quietly; it is much unfitting of a lady to behave so…absurdly, dear.” A white furred mare with purple locks and of the highest manners spoke with her snout in the air and a small smile gracing her lips as the yellow mare with her pink mane and tail slowly scowled and narrowed her cyan colored eyes.

“Umm….Rarity, I, I’m sorry but I find it rude that you are judging me on manners. I’m not a decent flower that needs to be treated with love and care, I’m a grown mare.” She said calmly as Rarity gasp at her in shock, the other mares following their friends’ example and looking at Fluttershy with wide eyes.

“I…I assure you dear that I meant no disrespect but I am only trying to help you and learn how to be treated like a proper-”

“A proper what Rarity? A slut? Like you, oh yeah you would like would you not, you bitch. You don’t own me, FASHION WHORE!” Fluttershy screamed as she exploded in rage before turning around and grabbing a Diseased Stallion cigarette in her left ear, grabbing Spike’s male pet phoenix, Peewee as he flew overhead and lit her smoke with the poor male in her teeth before releasing him as her friends stared in shock.

“Fluttershy, what has gotten into you, girl?” Rainbow Dash spat, glaring at the mare that narrowed her eyes to mere slits.

“I’m being myself, my real self. What? You thought what you saw on that damn kid’s show we were on was the real me? BUCK THAT! I’m an asshole in real life and-”

“Wait, you smoke?!” Twilight Sparkle shouted as Fluttershy nodded.

“Way to catch up with everyone else genius, I smoke, so does Spike who I been sleeping with for the last two years you lunatic bitch!” She screamed making Twilight step back in horror, tears threating to run down her face as she turned towards Spike.

“YOU CHEATED ON ME?!” she bellowed with rage as he merely folded his arms and frowned.

“You knew what this was!” he spat darkly as she shook her head while the tears were flung all over the floor.

“WE HAVE A SON!” Twilight cried as Spike rolled his emerald colored eyes while Fluttershy continued to smoke her cigarette.

“Yeah only in one of Inferno demon Dash’s stories you bitch!” he yelled back as she wailed on the floor like a baby.

“Who is Inferno demon Dash? Another one of your whores?!” she screamed as he growled and back clawed her in the face.

“Yes, yes HE IS, now shut the buck up and-”

“Shut your faces up and put your limbs up in the air, you damned bastards!” a voice screamed as the two creatures turned and saw Pinkie Pie with a sliver colored pistol in her hooves and a crazed smile on her face.

“Pinkie Pie, what the BUCK is that?!” Rainbow Dash screamed in a girlish scream before Pinkie Pie twitched the tip of her front left hoof and fired a lead bullet into Rainbow’s right wing that made her slightly become aroused from all the screaming as she dropped to the ground and screamed with all the air in her lungs.

“I said SHUT UP! I been working with you whores for the last three years and what did I get for all my trouble? Nothing but a bunch of annoying, shit grinned faced mares and having me pretending to like you all as I swallowed a bunch of pills at night and was chocked by Winora and Angel. I don’t owe you bitches SHIT, you all can suck my VAGINA!” she shouted shooting another bullet into the air and bringing down Twilight’s pet Owlowiscious, but no creature gave a buck about him cause he was a dumb ass, so Pinkie shot him in the face.

“Pinkie PIE, you killed my pet?!” Twilight screamed as she held the dead owl into her hooves and cried into his feathers right before he urinated and released his bowels all over her face as she spat then vomited onto the floor.

“Where the hell did you even get that…thing?!” Spike screamed wringing his tail as Rainbow Dash was still bleeding and crying on the ground, Fluttershy smirking before putting out her cigarette on Rainbow’s snout who screamed on more pain before being back hoofed by the mare.

“Did I say you can scream BITCH?! Shut up and cry like I make you and Spike do every Saturday night.” She roared into the rainbow maned mare’s face that sniffed then slowly went back into her cowering and tried to limp to the kitchen to patch herself up.

“She got it at the vending machine that crashed from the sky a week ago, you four might have been too busy being dumb, happy ass sluts to even notice. I’m just glad I got these two babies,” Fluttershy laughed harshly before pulling two large, sliver pistols from behind her wings and held them sideways at Pinkie Pie as the others stared in shock.

“You got two Desert Griffon pistols, BUCK YOU!” Pinkie shouted aiming her gun at the now evil mare that ignored her to light up another cigarette.

“Yes and the Cake twins were perfect target practice to know how to shot these things.” She laughed darkly as Pinkie gasped loudly and narrowed her eyes.

“YOU MONSTER, I KNEW THOSE TWO HAD BEEN MISSING FOR A DAY BUT I NEVER KNEW IT WAS YOU, I’M GOING TO RIPE OUT YOUR SPINE AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS-”

“Um…excuse me, but if I may interrupt. You two were not the only ones who used that vending machine,” Rarity spoke calmly as she used Pinkie Pie’s hammer space to pull out a black colored assault rifle “But I just had to see what all the fuss was about, and I somehow accidently killed Apple Bloom so I could not resist-”

“You killed Apple Bloom?! It was my turn to horribly rape her you crazy BITCH, I’m going to kill YOU!” Applejack screamed before pulling a pistol of her own with Pinkie Pie’s hammer space.

“Stop using my damn hammer space, only I can pull random shit out of-”

“Your ASS, I’m going to bucking kill you for making juice out of Scootaloo you crazy psycho!” Rainbow Dash screamed before pulling out a shotgun from Twilight’s kitchen sink.

“How did you know that was even me, Rainbow BITCH?” Pinkie Pie snarled aiming at Rainbow Dash before turning back towards Fluttershy who was still smoking her cigarette.

“You are the only one working at Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie, the Cake family has been dead for three days and used in your sick, disgusting batter you FREAK!” Rainbow screamed about to pull the trigger before Twilight stopped her.

“WAIT, look….obviously we are all acting a bit insane, I think it was all that Hay Weed we smoked an hour ago and have been doing since season three of Friendship is Magic was over but-”

“Buck THAT, what’s with you turning into a crazy ass horse with wings, what are you begging to be ass raped, bitch?” Spike laughed causing all but Twilight to laugh their asses off.

“No, no I did not. You did that to me once and I told you it was painful but it’s not my fault Hasbro made me an Alicorn, I mean sure, being the Goddess of Magic and a Princess of Equestria would be awesome even more so if I get to watch all you BASTARDS DIE. But I just think that we need to calm down, lower the weapons and-”

“Have an orgy?” Pinkie Pie suggested calmly making all the mares and Spike lick their lips in anticipation of having their sweaty, heated loins licked by another’s tongue, one mare licking their teats, another their moist vagina and another their tongues, Spike slamming his hardened cock into any of the mares but Rarity because she was a crying, dumb ass whore who can bucking hang herself and piss herself as she is forcibly dragged down into Tartarus by Death by her mane and then violently raped by Discord like the dumb, stupid BITCH THAT SHE IS, SHE CAN GO BUCK HERSELF WITH CARROT FOPR ALL I BUCKING CARE, SHE’S A CRAZY, HEARTLESS WHORE WHO VERY MUCH DESERVES TO DIE AND…..what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah….the Mane Six with guns *ahem* Shaking their minds from such dirty thoughts though Rarity had a sudden urge to buck herself with an iron fire poker for some reason before angrily aiming their new weapons they automat ally knew how to work somehow at one another.

“I’m tired of your SHIT, Pinkie Pie.” Rainbow Dash screamed firing a from her shotgun which blasted her back three steps, causing her to stumble and fall, snapping her injured wing as she screamed in pain before Pinkie dodged all the bullets because she’s a ninja and back hoofing Rarity in the face as she cried out in pain.

“What was that for?!” she asked, rubbing her face as Pinkie shrugged.

“The author hates you…very, very, VERY much. And you were in my way.” She replied calmly before growling at Fluttershy who yet again lit up another cigarette, hoofing one to Spike as the two were laughing and chatting as if nothing was happening while Twilight fumed beside them in rage.

“This should not be happening, we are supposed to be loving, caring friends, what about the magic of friendship? What about all our amazing days of-”

“Sex?” Applejack asked innocently making every creature even Rainbow Dash who was going in shock from pain lick their lips and moan as Rarity felt a wave of depression hit her and had the sudden desire to hang herself right now.

“NO, I told you all, I have a dragonfriend, weather he cheated on me or not and I love him very much, I mean-”

“You know what? Buck this shit, hey, you gay ass loser typing every single word right now, what’s up with always having Twilight and myself paired romantically? You got some kind of bucking fetish for this shit? It gets your rocks off, boy bitch WONDER?!” Spike screamed into the air as all the mares looked at him like he was insane, even Peewee who was taking a shit in Twilight’s pet owl whose bucking name is too long and who’s a gay ass bastard, right before Rarity put the gun that she held in her perfect bucking hooves into her mouth and closed her eyes.

The author spat out his apple juice (Gods that sounds good right now) and scowled while inhaling his Prime Time and exhaling it out his nose with a raised eye brow at the dragon who dared to scream at him.

“I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO YOU, DRAKE. I’M YOU’RE GOD NOW, AND-”

“And what’s the deal with you and Derpy Hooves? You’re like really obsessed with her, do you jack off to her big bubbly butt, you mixed bitch?!” Pinkie Pie screamed at the ceiling while Fluttershy and Applejack started making bets on if Rarity would pull the trigger or not, as the slut somehow found a gun in her mouth hot and started to suck and slurp on it like she did with Big Macintosh’s cock every week because she’s a damn stupid bitch.

“NO, I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE THIS, I DON’T LIKE HER LIKE THAT, BUT SHE’S THE BEST MARE IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA AND NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED, IT’S A NATURAL REQUIRMENT WITH ME.” The evil, dark voice of the author’s voice shouted back as the two were ignoring his all-powerful voice and looked in disgust as Rarity who was giving the gun a blowjob.

“What did you say, we were not listening.” Spike shouted as the author got furious, gave them the middle finger they could not see and went to cry in a corner while slowly petting his Derpy Hooves plushie.

As this dumb shit went on, Twilight grabbed ten very sharp knives from her kitchen and aimed them at her ‘friends’ and mate even holding two of them to her own throat.

“LET’S DO THIS, I’M NOT AFRAID TO DIE AND I’LL TAKE YOU ALL TO TARTARUS WITH ME, YOU DAMN, STUPID WHORES!” she screamed as it snapped Rarity out of her ‘show’ with her loaded weapon and noticing she had an audience making her freeze before slowly taking it out her mouth, spittle dripping form the muzzle to the wooden floor as the author remembered Rainbow Dash and made her patch herself up slowly, remembering to grab her gun and aim it at Twilight.

“Drop the knives!” she shouted at the deranged mare who widen her eyes and roared before slashing one of the mares as she screamed and dropped her gun.

Rarity held a hoof to her bleeding throat as Spike, Peewee, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack high hoofed or wing and claws in the two different creatures’ case one another watching the mare drop and scream on the ground.

“HELP ME!” Rarity screamed, trying to keep from bleeding out as the four looked at her in boredom.

“So any of you catch that hoofball game on Friday?” Spike asked causally as Fluttershy nodded and Applejack opened her mouth in shock.

“The game was on Friday? SHIT, I thought it was Saturday, I was too busy bucking the hay out of Big Macintosh to even check my radio.” Applejack screamed in rage, tossing her brown hat to the ground as the other three four shrugged.

“It was right next to you; didn’t you and Big Mac have a three-way with Rainbow Dash that night?” Spike asked slowly as Applejack nodded with a grin on her face.

“Yep, that was sure a lot of fun, wait how did you even know about-”

“I need to go to the damn hospital, you bucking idiots!” Rarity screamed making all five creatures jump in fright.

“Oh Gods, she still alive…thought you died already, damn. Here have this to ease your burden to Tartarus.” Pinkie Pie spoke calmly giving Rarity her gun as the mare stared in horror.

“But…but I only joking about committing suicide, I don’t want to die….please….help me.” She whispered, feeling her vision start to slowly go black as Pinkie Pie shrugged.

“Not our problem the author hates you; I would just get it over with now if I were you. See you in Tartarus. Try not to rape Death while you are there, we need him.” She spoke cheerfully as Rarity cried slowly before reaching out a hoof slowly towards the gun and picked it up, putting it into her mouth.

“I HATE YOU ALL!” she screamed before pulling the trigger.

*BANG*

With Rarity’s brains and blood spattered all over the walls and floors the author did a fist pump and sighed in happiness before joyfully going back to writing the atrocity that is this story with it’s awful plot line and horribly written out of character, characters but at last he could do it in peace…the horrid fat cow had been vanquished, life could go on as normal….this story could now end.

“I said drop the BUCKING KNIVES!” Rainbow Dash screamed in rage as the author face palmed.

Or not…BUCK!

As Pinkie Pie, Spike, Peewee, Applejack and Fluttershy were celebrating with alcohol and fresh rolls of Hay Weed on Rarity’s dead body Rainbow Dash and the deranged Twilight Sparkle whose left eye was twitching levitated all her knives towards her now mortal enemy and growl slowly in an evil, small filly voice that made Rainbow piss herself.

“But then I won’t get to eat your faces, you WHORE…heh, heh, heh.” She spoke softly making Rainbow Dash give her a blank look and sigh.

“Why are you trying to sound like an ass rated horror movie, Twi?” she asked calmly making Twilight grin.

“Why, was I good? I been working on my evil voices for when I take over the world and-”

“ENOUGH TALKING, WE MUST KILL OR THE READERS WILL GET BORED!” Pinkie Pie suddenly shouted into the air ignoring Applejack, Spike and Fluttershy who were making out on the floor, staining their fur or scales with blood as Peewee was smoking a roll of Hay Weed and taking a crap on Rarity’s face.

The six, all save for the phoenix got serious and pulled their guns out of nowhere, no one even the author himself understood where the buck Spike suddenly got two pistols he held in his claws and aimed at Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, all the mares about to shoot one another before the front door was suddenly kicked open harshly as two skunks walked in, the one on the left was a female with brown eyes as the one on the right had white fur and the same brown eyes.

The female skunk had a machine gun in her paws as she shot it ten times into the air making all even the author scream like a little girl, the male beside her held a grenade.

“ALRIGHT, THIS IS A STICK UP; WE ARE ROBBING YOUR ASS. MOVE AND I’LL BLOW YOUR SEXY, DIRTY MINDED ASSES STRAIGHT TO TARTARUS BTICHES!” the cute, but very deadly female skunk screamed into the air as Spike shit himself.

“But….but this is a library, we don’t have anything of value, I swear. Please, take the dragon and sell him to slavery-”

“WAIT WHAT?!” Spike shouted but Twilight ignored him.

“But please don’t kill us we-”

“Hold up, whore. What you saying….this is not the bank?” she asked innocently as all seven animals shook their heads, the skunk turned her head and glared at her companion before slapping him in the back of the head “Damn you, Snowflake. You are such a dumb ass, I knew I should have brought the rabbit, at least he can learn how to read directions, BUCK!” she screamed as the poor male cowered in fear.

“B…but Marshmallow, you told me if I licked your-”

“I don’t care what I told you, you are stupid. Gods, I’m an idiot for falling in love with you, let’s get out of here and find that damn rabbit again.” she scowled and turned around, walking out the door with her partner following behind her the female running into a gray furred Pegasus mare with crossed golden eyes.

“Watch where you’re going, retard.” Marshmallow spat with rage at the mare that narrowed her eyes and kicked both mammals into the dirt road where they almost got ran over by a taxi carriage.

“BITCH!” The mare heard the small female skunk scream before she walked into the library and sighed softly before setting a very large item on the ground that was almost as tall as her, the seven creatures looking at her in shock and fear.

“Ummm….Derpy. What are you doing?” Twilight asked calmly as the mare ignored her and hoisted the large double barreled comptraction onto her left shoulder before she grabbed a cigarette from her right ear with her tail, put it in her mouth then took a match from her right ear, lit it then inhaled a deep breath as all the animals but Twilight Sparkle slowly backed out of the house.

“My job you purple slut, see you in Tartarus.” She spat cruelly with a narrow of her eyes, taking aim at Twilight who could only blink in fear while peeing herself.

“B-but we made love….and you told me that you loved me. Don’t tell me it was all a cruel joke. I love-”

Her voice was cut off as Derpy rolled her eyes, and fired, a large cloud of gray smoke was expelled from the end while the front fired a rocket that Twilight did not even have time to dodge before being blown to bits, as well as the entire tree house, Derpy Hooves slowly walking from the burning rubble in slow motion because she’s a badass while smoking a cigarette, pulling a pair of black sunglasses out of nowhere and placing them over her nose.

She trotted towards the six creatures who could only stare in shock at the burning former house.

“Uh….Derpy….that was my house, and my mate…..why did they have to die?” Spike asked in shock as the mare only shrugged.

“I don’t know I just do what the author tells me. Let’s see….next on the list is….Pinkie Pie.” She said emotionlessly as Pinkie gasped and got out her gun which she pulled out of her mane.

“Die you horrible background character that should have never been made!” She screamed shooting bullet after bullet at the mare who managed to dodge each one while innocent citizens were killed including Snips, Snails, Kibbles, Prince Blueblood who for some reason was in Ponyville, some bitch named Bon-Bon as her best friend Lyra Heartstrings screamed in fear before dodging the other two bullets aimed at her like a boss.

A stray bullet was aimed at Roseluck but she threw her sister Daisy in front of her because no one gives a shit about her and dodged another bullet aimed at her, one bullet was even aimed at a blue furred filly by the name of Archer but she merely smacked it away with a hoof because she’s a beast, even though she's only in one bucking episode, I mean seriously she badass as shit even though she looks like Scootaloo she is still very badass and really needs to be known more than people would think, come on people give her some LOVE.

What was I saying? Oh yeah…. Pinkie Pie, after killing many unknown ponies but letting those who deserved to live stay alive, like Silver Spoon, who went on a killing spree and slaughtered her greedy family and then shoved Diamond Tiara’s head up her dead father’s ass while she was alive as well as Nurse Redheart who looked in horror at the carnage before shrugging and happily trotting to buck Cheerlie’s brains out at her house.

The mare panted in rage as she realized she has no more bullets, with a swallow of her spittle she looked up into the covered eyes of Derpy Hooves and frowned at the mare that smirked and winked at her.

About to blast her away when a shot resonated out the streets and Pinkie Pie found herself bleeding from her chest as she and Derpy looked at the cold, cruel and heartless eyes of Applejack.

“W…why?” Pinkie asked slowly making the mare shrug.

“You were keeping the story from moving on and I never liked your cooking.” She snarled as Pinkie Pie blinked slowly before falling to the ground, closing her eyes as she breathed her last.

Rainbow Dash started in shock at Applejack who was glaring at Derpy Hooves that raised an eyebrow and chuckled.

“Going to take me out, farm mare?” she spoke slowly while Pewee decided he had enough flew away, Fluttershy lighting another cigarette and ignored all that went around because she was awesome like that.

“Maybe….maybe not, I suggest you get a move on or else I well-”

*BAM*

The whole clearing was in silence as the mare’s eyes widen and shock and she dropped to the ground, a large hole coming out the front of her face as the mare died without a single word and Rainbow Dash stood on her hind legs with a pistol in her hooves.

“Sorry AJ, I loved you with all my heart, I wanted your babies…..I’m really a stallion, I have a twin…..and the author can’t remember where the buck he was going with this damn story so we are going to have to kill off everyone for no reason, speaking of which-”

*BAM*

Rainbow Dash’s body dropped to the ground as the gun she had put to her own head dropped beside her, the animals there feeling awful for losing such a loyal, caring and competitive mare, it was a true lost, not like what’s her face…..the white cow, I think….anyway.

Without a word Fluttershy cried for the first time, tears streaking her face as she held Rainbow’s and Applejack’s ponies not caring much about Pinkie Pie and crying for Twilight before she hiccupped, sighed slowly then dumped her ashes on Rainbow Dash’s body, wishing she was Rarity because she would be a better ashtray as she glared at Derpy Hooves then got out her pistols and turned them to the side like a boss while Derpy threw her large rocket launcher to the ground and got out her own twin pistols.

One had the engraving Ivory and the other Ebony as she aimed at her foe, all the while Lyra, Archer, and Spike were drinking apple juice which the author really wanted right now and smoking some Hay Weed Lyra got from her house staring at the two most badass characters the author ever was given the chance to write about.

Sweat dropped from Fluttershy’s brow as she wiped it with a hoof, the sudden movement made Derpy shoot from both guns, causing the once shy Pegasus to jump to her left, barreling rolling out into the open air as Derpy continued to shoot, amazed at the agility of the other mare, who took careful aim and shot at the mare’s face, but Derpy suddenly vanished like cake does when it goes into Pinkie’s mouth, Fluttershy looked up quickly to see Derpy in front of her as the gray Pegasus slammed the butt of the right gun into the mare’s face.

Fluttershy grit her teeth and screamed before punching her front hooves into Derpy’s face, knocking her sunglasses off her face and ramming into her body the two fell to the ground, not even sure how they were able to fly with the guns in their wings as Derpy crashed back first onto the ground, trying to move her wings but flinching as she realized they were broken, Fluttershy smirked coldly as she pushed her snout into the mare’s.

“Any last words, wall eyed bitch?” she cruelty spat into Derpy’s face as she merely blinked with a soft sigh.

“You got a cigarette?” she whispered surprising the mare who frowned and rolled her eyes, turning to get a cigarette from Spike and a match before turning around and going to give them to her opponent who held a gun in front of her eyes as Derpy smirked.

“Smoking will kill you bitch.” She laughed harshly before firing as the mare dropped to the ground, a bullet perfectly lodged into her skull.

Derpy laughed slowly, darkly before grabbing the cigarette from the dead mare and the lone match, lighting it with a sigh before looking at the two ponies and one dragon that has pissed their selves in fear.

Derpy walked towards them with calm, emotionless steps, aiming her gun right at Spike’s head with a dark chuckle.

“Any last words, drake?” she asked calmly forcing Spike to swallow the spittle in his throat.

“W…where are the Gods when you need them?” he screamed as Celestia appeared into existence out of thin air in a godly glow.

She looked around at the destruction and death around her and the mare who held a gun to her son as she gasped and narrowed her eyes in rage, a golden aura surrounded her, the earth itself begin to rumble and flames appeared out the ground, Archer and Lyra turning to ashes looking at the form of a Goddess forbidden by mortals, Derpy and Spike shielding their eyes beforehoof or claw in Spike’s case as the immortal alicorn let out a bellow of rage before she in all her glory and splendor….farted.

The pass of wind destroyed all of Ponyville and three towns or cities near it, leaving only Celestia, Derpy and Spike alive as the two mortals looked in shock at the death the mare had caused alone.

“Oh dear me, I have been holding that in for WEEKS…wow. Next time I can’t have beans and hot sauce, bad combination. Ah…..how are you two?” the ruler asked slowly before alighting on the ground as they stared in shock.

“M…mother, you just killed thousands of ponies and you ask how are we DOING! Why don’t you do anything?” Spike screamed as Celestia merely blinked in confusion.

She turned her head left and right not knowing she had done such bloodshed alone before gasping in horror as she scoffed with a roll of her eyes.

“Oh Spike, you and I both know I don’t care, hello, Goddess of the Sun here, I don’t need to do SHIT, I merely-”

“OK YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M SORRY MOTHER BUT I’M NOT LETTING YOU FINISH YOUR WORDS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU,” Spike roared into the air before pointing to the sky “BUT YOU, YOU ARE JUST STUPID AS BUCK, SERIOUSLY DUDE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!! STOP WRITING THIS GODS AWFUL FIC AND GET BACK ITO YOUR SERIOUS SHIT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE GOOD AT. WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!“

Spike panted in rage as Celestia opened her mouth about to speak but Spike held up a claw to stop her. “INFERNO DEMON DASH I’M SERIOUS. STOP WRITING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, AND GET WRIITNG YOUR REAL SHIT, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HATE YOU, YOU CAN’T WRITE TROLL FICS TO SAVE YOUR BUCKING LIFE, YOU GAY FACE BITCH, STOP WRITING THIS, GO HAVE YOUR SMOKE YOU REALLY NEED AND THEN GET INTO WRITING SERIOUSLY AND NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER COME BACK TO TROLL FICS AGAIN, DO YOU BUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?!” Spike roared as the author cried and nodded, going back into his corner with his Derpy plusie, his amusement of writing trolls stories forever gone.

Spike laid on the ground, trying to catch his breath as Celestia awkwardly sat beside her son making sure to get a bottle of water for him with her magic as she restored Equestria to its original form for a true troller as Spike and Derpy chatted about the crazy day they had, smoking a cigarette while Death gave back the dead ponies souls for a real writer to use.

Spike laughed as Celestia wiped all of their memories of the entire day, being sure to throw the awful guns that are to be used in another story into the sun for those who know about guns in the first place and making everything right in the world of Equestria, vowing the other Gods into silence and trying to never remember this awful event but leaving Rarity dead, for the author deserved that much….he deserved having his most hated pony be killed and staying dead if anything of his eye sore of writing was to go for.

As all the lives were repaired, five of the Elements of Harmony and Spike felt like they were forgetting something but shrugged it off and with nothing better to do they all bucked……

THE END…..for now.

“Nope, you’re done; you shall never do this again.” Celestia screamed as the author wept in a corner and did as the Goddess commanded.

THE END…FOR REAL.

Author's Note

Gods......what have I created? Honestly, I made this for no reason other then the fact that I needed to get back into writing and for once I'm doing a damn troll fic, shit. I don't give a damn about this story, say whatever you like about it, I don't care. I just wanted to see if I could do it. I'm going back into my serious writing now, I'm not doing this ever again...I need a smoke.