Paying the bill

by MCChunkFaggittron

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human, Granny Smith, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Other, Romance
Length: 1019

Bill gets hydro raped by ponies. This is better than sex itself.

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Bill gets more than he bargened for after he gets home from work,where all of hid good pals are waiting for him to come out and play.

Published 2013-05-02 09:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-02 09:10:01 UTC

The only damn chapter

The only damn chapter

Paying the bill: The best clop fiction ever written in the history of ever.
By:MCChunkFaggittron
For: He whose mane is green and black. And for robbie,I fucking love you robbie.

It was the wrap up of a regular episode of the o'reilly factor ,just a regular day for the ultra sexy, Bill o'reilly.....until things happened that were not regular.

“It is all a part of the homosexual agenda!” Bill shouted at the top of his sexualy appealing ripe old lungs.
“These people whom of which call themselves “Bronies” only exist to live off the government boobie....i mean tit....i mean welfare.....OK you may turn the teleprompter off you horrible piece of fermented shit” His face began to turn hydro nig rage red. Bill notices the man operating the teleprompter is wearing a bright pink,ultra gay ass princess cadence shirt.
“Why are you wearing that shit to work.....” Before the man could answer bill,bill fired his sexy ass. Jesus Christ walked in and shit on the floor.
A few moments later bill is back at his home,eating ice cream in bed alone. He begins to get a giant boner as he watches his favorite porn movie “Uber hydro nazi midget nazi cyborgs from planet balls on the world trade center 9/11” When all of the sudden his tv blew the fuck up and princess celestia,luna and cadence jumped the fuck out of that shit. They enter his room dressed in full S&M type shit,like seriously the sexyist shit you can imagine. Bill tried to speak,but was muffled by a ball gag covered in pony princess cum. As he looked around he noticed his room was turned into a crazy ass BDSM Fungeon of sex. His noticing of this was cut short as he looked behind him to see cadence jamming her horn up his wrinkled old rectum and twisting it around. Bill began to fire flaming green cum all over the damn place like some kind of boston bombing. All of the sudden,Adolf hitler and Benito Mussolini came in with granny smith to assist her with the camera which she was going to use to film the whole thing. As they filmed,celestia bit onto bills massive balls and somehow did the death roll,you know that shit that crocodiles do? Luna got jealous and said “Watch this shit guys” and she rammed her whole head up his ass where cadences horn was now stuck. By this time celestia just finished eating bills testicles and Adolf hitler and Mussolini were nodding in approval. Kim jong un stepped in to get a quick blow job from cadence who just detached herself from bills rectum and soon after took funky pictures with bill O Riely. Granny smith soon after took a long piss on Hitlers boots and began having crazy ebola style sexual intercorse. Then,everyone in the room jammed there face in his penis and started to shit all over the place plus the hiroshima bombing happened again.
He woke up and looked down at the shrooms glenn beck got him. “Damn...that was some good shit”

He went to work the next day

It was the wrap up of a regular episode of the o'reilly factor ,just a regular day for the ultra sexy, Bill o'reilly.....until things happened that were not regular.

“It is all a part of the homosexual agenda!” Bill shouted at the top of his sexualy appealing ripe old lungs.
“These people whom of which call themselves “Bronies” only exist to live off the government boobie....i mean tit....i mean welfare.....OK you may turn the teleprompter off you horrible piece of fermented shit” His face began to turn hydro nig rage red. Bill notices the man operating the teleprompter is wearing a bright pink,ultra gay ass princess cadence shirt.
“Why are you wearing that shit to work.....” Before the man could answer bill,bill fired his sexy ass. Jesus Christ walked in and shit on the floor.
A few moments later bill is back at his home,eating ice cream in bed alone. He begins to get a giant boner as he watches his favorite porn movie “Uber hydro nazi midget nazi cyborgs from planet balls on the world trade center 9/11” When all of the sudden his tv blew the fuck up and princess celestia,luna and cadence jumped the fuck out of that shit. They enter his room dressed in full S&M type shit,like seriously the sexyist shit you can imagine. Bill tried to speak,but was muffled by a ball gag covered in pony princess cum. As he looked around he noticed his room was turned into a crazy ass BDSM Fungeon of sex. His noticing of this was cut short as he looked behind him to see cadence jamming her horn up his wrinkled old rectum and twisting it around. Bill began to fire flaming green cum all over the damn place like some kind of boston bombing. All of the sudden,Adolf hitler and Benito Mussolini came in with granny smith to assist her with the camera which she was going to use to film the whole thing. As they filmed,celestia bit onto bills massive balls and somehow did the death roll,you know that shit that crocodiles do? Luna got jealous and said “Watch this shit guys” and she rammed her whole head up his ass where cadences horn was now stuck. By this time celestia just finished eating bills testicles and Adolf hitler and Mussolini were nodding in approval. Kim jong un stepped in to get a quick blow job from cadence who just detached herself from bills rectum and soon after took funky pictures with bill O Riely. Granny smith soon after took a long piss on Hitlers boots and began having crazy ebola style sexual intercorse. Then,everyone in the room jammed there face in his penis and started to shit all over the place plus the hiroshima bombing happened again.
He woke up and looked down at the shrooms glenn beck got him. “Damn...that was some good shit”
He got up and prepared for the next day of work.

The end. Also the ebola virus.