A Survivor Turned Alicorn

by loveless2012

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Anthro, Main 6, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Sex
Length: 19772

We find our survivor being the only one left of a zombie outbreak before he gets thrown into a world of ponies while being one himself.

We find our survivor being the only one left of a zombie outbreak before he gets thrown into a world of anthro ponies while being one himself. The main character has an ego towards stuck up rich folks like Blueblood. He can be of either a smartass, jackass, douchebag or any of the the three and his attitude never changes even after six hundred years.

On hiatus until further notice

Desperado's car: 1969 Chevy Corvette Stingray
Spitfire's car: 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429

Published 2013-05-03 08:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-07 14:42:02 UTC

Zombies, Zombies and more Zombies

January 16, 2014: scientists finds a cure to AIDS/HIV not knowing what it will do in the future.

March 26, 2015: First patient giving the vaccine broke into hives until finally dying. Three minutes later, the patient sat up with a hunger for flesh.

December 31. 2015: 1/3 the population had dwindled down to only increase the Zombies by at around that much.

August 6, 2016: Nearly 3/4 the population of earth had turned into Zombies.

January 16, 2017: All but one survivor is left to stand alone to fight off the Zombies

You see a man in a beat-up blue 1969 Chevy Corvette Stingray-hard top-covered in blood, parked just outside a hell hole of a town filled with zombies, that would be me. I'm about as average as you can get: average height of five foot five inches with a little above average build considering what I've been through which also included a semi-chiseled face. I also have an average I.Q. except when it comes to zombies. Average life until the sudden change of zombies. Little to no knowledge of what women really thought. You pretty much get where I'm getting at here. And also considering it was night time, so he could barely see a thing.

I'm sitting in the drivers side of the banged up muscle car while it being turned off at the moment. I've been trying to decide if I should either plow through the zombies, saving as little magic as I can, since vehicles use gems with magic instead of gasoline or going around and not knowing when the next gem station will show itself. I decided to go in a blaze of glory, feeling like someone was watching for some reason, and plow through to the gas station. "On more into the Fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day," I said while a tear streamed down my cheek before turning on the engine of my Chevy Corvette and put the peddle to the floor, burning out my tires while doing so, heading to the town full of flesh eating zombies and not a care in the the world

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It was night time and Celestia, being extremely tired, had just finished her daily duties as the ruler of Equestria. She headed to her room, yawning on the way there.  She has been having some life changing nightmares lately involving the same bipedal as she was, except without the pony features like most of her anthro kind would have. Celestia had researched the creature to only find out that they once were proud race that called them self's humans and the previous occupants of the same planet as her subjects. During her studies she found out that no one knew why they went extinct, except for her.

Celestia had told no one about the nightmares she's been having. Since the nightmares have been going on for four months now, which she now has control over, so she can see what's going on only to find out the horrors of the human she's been watching over has been through. Losing his family, friends and comrade's in what looked like the dead coming back to life. Celestia now knew why the humans had going extinct. She also knew the human's name but dare not say it, for it'll only bring shivers down her spin

Celestia finally got to her bedroom, which was next to a huge garden. She then went over to her bed after she got changed into a nightgown, which emphasized on her hourglass figure and firm yet elastic breasts which were as large as an Hawaiian coconut and a half. She shuddered a little, not from the nightgown but from the nightmare she was about to have since she's been having them for the past four months.

Celestia laid down and fell asleep almost instantly. She finally started to have the dream to see the man that she's been following, while only sleeping, in the same beat-up car he's been driving since the hole zombie outbreak started, all while being turned off. She then realized that he was contemplating on what to do. Since she was standing on the drivers side door, she wondered what he was looking at while she blushed a little. Celestia decided to look to her left only to have her eye's widen in horror to see a town full of those nasty flesh eating zombies roaming the streets.

The princess looked to her left a little more only to see why the survivor was contemplating about. She saw another road heading around the town so to not attract unwanted attention from the zombies. Celestia knew right there why this guy was contemplating. There are two options was put out for the man. Option one: A city in front with a possibility of gems for the car, but also has a high risk of getting bitten by the zombies if entered. Option two: Go around, while hoping he would find a gem station before the gem ran out of magic and if he did, lose his only good luck charm that kept him alive so far.

Celestia suddenly heard the man say something as she turned to get what he was saying and what he said shocked her as she knew what those words meant, "One more Into the Fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day." She saw a tear run down the side of the mans cheek. Celestia started to cry herself while the car started to speed towards the town gaining speed.

The princess spread her wings wide before flapping them so she could try to stop him while yelling, "Please stop, don't do this please," but nothing came out. She had caught up with the speeding vehicle while trying to stop him from doing a suicide run, but somehow she couldn't. The reason is that after hitting a couple dozing zombies, which covered almost all of the windshield, She saw the car suddenly flip to the right, considering it was night time, revealing the undercarriage of the car. Out of desperation of seeing what was happening, which time was slowing down for her for some reason, she started to cast a spell which was glowing from her horn.

Once the vehicle tumbled a few times until coming to a stop with the wheels pointing up, Celestia had cast her spell sending the Chevy Corvette into the her time zone, without realizing it, as she felt like someone trying to wake her up.

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I start to gain some speed while barreling down the road, hitting a few zombies on the way. While hitting a couple dozing zombies on the way, I suddenly find myself and the car doing a corkscrew while going to the right. As the car rolled tumbled a few times, lucky to have a seat belt on, when it finally came to a stop with the wheels pointing up and me moaning in pain, I saw that the car was being enveloped in a bright yellow aura and a loud thump of my car hitting ground.

Turning Alicorn

Princess Celestia woke up in a paled, scared look with cold sweat like she always did but this time it was worse considering what she saw happening in the nightmare. Celstia had gotten up an hour before it was time to raise the sun when she heard her door open as three guards and a maid entered her room. After the commotion was done, the five ponies heard a thud and a moan outside in the garden. Celestia put on a robe on before getting out of bed and following the 3 guards while having the maid stay put. All four went outside and looked around a little while the sun was showing. Some animals scared out of their wits while looking towards something.

That's when the four anthro's heard something like an engine coming in the direction of the pond in the garden. They all started their way to the noise until they came into a clearing only to see what Celestia was seeing in her nightmares. Princess Celestia had a shocked look on her face as she realized what she had done. She had transported the human into the future, nearly twelve million years into the future to be somewhat precise. The princess and the three guards saw something hit the roof of the vehicle then exiting it through the window.

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I moaned a little considering what just happened to me. I looked around after I shook my head to get some senses back into me. I then looked around to get a good view only to see that I'm up side down. I start to hear footsteps that are coming closer only to hear them stop. I looked out my cars left window to see four pairs of hooves standing outside my car. I unbuckled my seat belt before I hit my head on the roof of my chevy. I slowly crawled out the door window. As I was fully out of the car, I get up on my feet, as I did, I lost some balance for a second until I got my balance back. "Okay, this is new," I said as I saw in front of me four anthro ponies, one of which stood up straight with a pale yet shocked yet realization of who I was while the other three had their mouths opened wide like in shock of what their seeing.

I looked around to find myself in a garden before seeing a small pond. I walked over to the said pond to look at my reflection only to see that I was not human anymore, but an anthro pony like the four that were still staring at me. I then realized that I had a horn and what looked the top of wings. I also saw that I still had my braid which went from the back of my head all the way down to my ass. I also had black and white fur but for some reason the black and white moved around a lot. I soon realize I started to black out so as to not fall face first into the pond, I started leaning backwards.

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Princess Celestia and the three guards were looking at the new black and white Alicorn as it looked around and spotting the small pond. The Alicorn then walked over to the pond before looking into it to see the reflection. After about a minute, the Alicorn fell backwards like it fainted while looking at the reflection. Celestia knew of two good reason's why he had fainted. One: The Alicorn was badly hurt and needed some medical attention. Two: The Ailcorn fainted in realizing he wasn't human anymore.

The princess's horn started glowing a sun yellow aura while it also enveloped the car as her face started to get some color back. She picked it up and flipped it over onto it's wheels snapping the three guards from there trance like state. "Bring me something to wash him with." Celestia said as her horn glowed again, levitating the former human to her bed while waving the maid out of her room. The three guards saluted the princess as she went by them before two of the guards went out to get the stuff.

The one guard that was left followed the princess back to her bedroom as she put the Alicorn onto her bed. "Permission to speak freely, your highness," said the guard. "Permission granted," Celestia said while taking off the Alicorn's shirt to reveal a more muscular upper body. She blushed a little as the guard said, "Who is this Alicorn." The Princess looked at the guard still with her and said, "It's someone that has fought a war that has long been won by the enemy." The guard gulped to hear what the princess just said while her face showed sadness and pity for the Alicorn in the bed that Celestia was laying in.

Celestia told the three guards to leave the room as the wash basin, which looked like an eighteenth century wash basin, and a towel was brought to her room while removing the Alicorn's pant's since she already took off his shoes and socks. She looked over at the boxer's that he was wearing only to reveal a huge bulge in them. The princess blushed a deep crimson as she knew right away what the bulge was. That has got to be the biggest ball sack I've ever seen in my life, Celestia said considering one of the balls was the size of one of the Alicorn's hands plus half of another.

The sun princess soon realized what she was doing when a hand of her's was on one of the balls before blushing even more. Celestia started to breath in and out will closing her eye's after she took her hand away from the huge ball she had touched so as to get the huge blush she had on her face. She then started to clean off his body occasionally looking at the large ball sack while wondering how large his membrane was. The wash basin had to be replaced six times before Celestia had finished while raising the sun before finishing the wash.

A life with a Queen

Three years later....

I wasn't that close to Equestria when Celestia's sister was released from her prison on the moon. I was three years away to begin with. I still had that same hairstyle when I first met Celestia nearly six hundred years ago. My current wife had just died of old age, which was the same for my past wives, and had just buried her before I left for Canterlot. I was three years away by car when it happened and I knew of that Celestia's protoge and her five new friends would take care of it and any problems that came while I gone back to Canterlot. I even picked up Queen Chrysalis on the way there.

I got her to relinquish her anger of the Mane Six and the three princesses. The both of us started to talk a little and we found out we had a few things in common with each other. I just had to tell Celestia about it, even the fact that I got her nearly eight months later, and to keep it a secret from certain ponies, mainly the Mane Six, Princess Luna and Cadence and Shinning Armor until I got back to Canterlot or a town close to it to tell them. Celestia understood why also.

I had gotten to the closest town to Canterlot before the sun started to set. I had also written a letter, in the previous town, that it would take me another two or three hours until I got to Canterlot. She had sent me letter telling me to go to the town to meet up with her faithful student. Celestia had told me in the letter that her faithful student will be waiting by the town library and told me what it looked like, since I already know what Celestia's personal student looked like.

I drove around town, with some luck I found a way to get tinted glass installed on my car for personal reason's, until I found the library. Twilight Sparkle was pacing by the door before she heard my Chevy pull and looked towards the sound. Her eyes widened a little since she has never seen this type of paint job before on a car, let alone the car itself.

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A few minutes earlier...

Twilight Sparkle had gotten a letter from Princess Celestia saying that an old friend from six hundred years ago was coming  to town with a personal friend of his. The letter also states that her old friend is also an Alicorn and will be arriving in town in about two hours.

"Will you calm down Twilight. The letter said that he would be here in about two hours," Spike said while looking at Twilight pacing. Spike also had the body of the human while keeping some dragon features as well. He was about the same height as Twilight was which was five foot three. He had a somewhat average build going for him . Spike had a tank top on with some shorts considering it was a nice day out.

"Yeah Sugarcube, it wouldn't hurt to calm down until the guests arrived," Applejack said in her southern accent. Applejack was three inches taller then Twilight and Spike. She also had some curves on her including some muscle to her. Applejack was wearing short shorts and an unbuttoned plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a white t-shirt underneath.

"Yeah, from what the princess wrote in her letter, he sounded really awsome," Rainbow Dash said while laying in a cloud. What she had on was a mans button up sports shirt that was buttoned up half way to reveal some of a sports bra while wearing sport shorts. The clothes fit her well considering her gender.

"I can't wait to through him a 'Welcome to Ponyville' party for the our two know guests," Pinkie Pie said while being looking around through the second floor window while wearing a pink party dress looking for my Chevy.

"He might of gotten lost on the way here," Fluttershy said while looking around with her one revealed eye. She was wearing a short sleeved sweater dress that matched her mane while it showed some of her cleavage.

"Spikey-Wikey is right, the letter did say that our guests would be here in about two hours, Darling," said Rarity while sitting down on the libraries steps. Rarity had a pearl white dress on that revealed some cleavage.

"I know, I know, but I still can't help but wonder..." Twilight said before she and the gang heard a rumbling noise like no other.

Twilight had a short purple short sleeved blouse which didn't reveal much. She also had a skirt on to match her blouse which was half way up her thighs. She was an Alicorn now. Everypony looked over to the sound to see a tinted muscle car with an odd paint job to it with what looks like writing on the hood.

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As I pulled up, I put the peddle down to make the engine roar a little to get the attention of the six mares and dragon in front of the library. All seven looked this way. Rarity were shocked at the sound the car made. Fluttershy hide behind Applejack cause she was scared. Spike and Rainbow Dash looked it my Chevy in amazement. While Twilight Sparkle looked at it with a curios look. Applejack realized who one of the ponies inside the car was.

I parked the car in front of Twilight before putting it in park and turning it off. I opened the door to get out standing fully revealing a plain white button up short sleeved dress shirt that was unbuttoned revealing a tank top underneath. I also had on jean shorts with a belt on with a cap to match my look. The look look was simple yet I pulled it off quiet well with the looks I had. And just so you know, I do like simple clothing. As I step out I thought of this song

I poked my head inside the car to speak to Chrysalis, "Don't come out come out until I give you the signal okay." Chrysalis just nodded at me before I closed the door and looked at the six mares and male dragon. Five of the seven were looking at the Chevy wondering who I was talking to. Rainbow Dash was staring at the car while Rarity was looking at me while blushing a little. I laughed a little before saying, "Like what you see."

Six of the seven snapped out of there trance like state then looked over to me. "The names Desperado and I came with my wife for some rest before heading to Canterlot," I said looking around to see Rarity with a depressed look on her face and laughed under my breath.

"So, who is wife you speak of," Applejack said looking at the passengers side of the front window.

Chrysalis took that as a hint and got out of the car before closing and walking over to me then wrapping her arms around my right arm. She was about four months pregnant with two children by now. The seven in front of the library were in shock-including the crowd behind me and Chrysalis-by the fact that Chrysalis wasn't trying to feed off of their love and what not..

Rainbow Dash broke the silence while saying, "Why would you wanna marry that whore." She realized what she said then put both her hands over her mouth.

The other six looked at Dash with shock at what she said but with some agreement in their eye's. One of Chrysalis' eyelids twitched from that comment before saying, "Let's just say I found a three reason's to live." She had put her right hand on her stomach and her head on my right shoulder since she was short enough to do so. Fluttershy was the first to blush considerably at the realization of what Chrysalis said while looking at the four month pregnant stomach.

The other six soon followed as they realized what the queen of the changlings had said.

A better life in Equestria

The mane six, Spike, Chrysalis and I were inside while Chrysalis and I answered questions to the best of our ability while I asked questions back. I had to look less suspicious around these girls so I don't seem like a stalker. Some were personal and some weren't. If a question was deemed unfit to answer, I would answer with a classified. Twilight was writing down all my answer as best she could for some. Don't really blame her considering what some of the answers were.

"I have two questions for you," Dash said while looking at me with some respect in her eyes considering who I married. She was sitting next to Twilight wanting to ask a few questions about my mode of transportation.

"Spill and I'll try to answer as best I can," I said looking at her. Considering it's been nearly six hours and it's getting dark out, I figured I'd answer this one before finishing up. "But just so you know, this'll be the final question before the sun goes down. Everyone but me and Chrysalis looked outside to see I was right.

"Good point, better make this quick then. What's that vehicle you came in earlier today and how did you turn it into a capsule," Rainbow said flatly.

"Figured someone like you would ask those questions," I said while Rainbow got a confused look. "The car I drove in is a Chevy Corvette Stingray and it's a new way of saving space without having vehicles in the way of the everyday life. Good enough answer."

"Good enough answer," Dash said with a smile on her face and eyes squinted a little.

"Welp, better get going home," Pinkie Pie said in her always cheerful voice. "I want to get started on that 'Welcome to Ponyville' and 'Congrat's on the pregnancy' parties." She then disappeared from her spot on the couch next to Applejack. I just laughed at how fast Pinkie could disappear without a trace without any side effects.

Everyone else got up and went home while saying their goodbyes. I looked over to Twilight who was still sitting in front of me and Chrysalis before saying, "So got anything good to eat."

Twilight just looked up from her notebook full of answers before saying, "What would you like to have."

"Vegan," was all I said considering Twilight understood what I said and Spike stood behind her with a confused look. "A vegan doesn't eat anything milk, chicken, fish or insect related."

Spike got a 'are you series' look on his face before saying, "Take it you want a salad then."

"That'll be nice," I said with a smirk on my face.

"Nothing for me considering I'll have my share of food later tonight," Chrysalis said with a slight blush on her face.

Twilight just blushed considerably knowing what she might and Spike had a look of disgust on his face with the same knowledge. Spike went into the kitchen to make my salad while Twilight shot out a question, "How in the wide, wide world of Equestria do you know Celestia."

"Let's just say, if it weren't for her, I wouldn't be here right now waiting for two newborn foals," I said before kissing Chrysalis on the cheek making her blush a little.

Spike came out with my salad and set it in front of me with a fork. Chrysalis sat on my lap while grabbing the bowl and fork then started feeding me. Spike left the room after seeing Chrysalis and I getting all mushy for his tastes and went to his room for a good nights sleep. Don't really blame him either since he looked tired

"I still can't believe how much Applejack looks like her mother," I said still a little shocked from seeing AJ.

"How come," Twilight said after finishing her cup of tea.

"Last time I saw her she was only a little mare of six years old and man was she cute then," I said before I got an evil stare from my wife. "But not as cute as you are my angel." Chrysalis blushed a little from what I said before she blushed more from me kissing her lips. I had finished eating when I kissed her.

One of Twilight's eye's just twitched a little from the sight, "Okay then, if you would follow me, I'll show you the guest room." Twilight got up before heading to the stairs then Chrysalis and I soon followed. Chrysalis and I entered the room that Twilight showed us. I closed the door behind me with a glow of my horn. Twilight had gone down stairs to clean up the dishes.

I looked over to see Chrysalis only to see her g-string in my face and I instantly knew she was ready for some sex. "We gotta make sure it's not too loud as to respect our hosts sweetie pie," I said as I took off my shirt revealing the same muscle tone I had when I first became an Alicorn.

"You know as well as I that I love those hot, steamy and passionate nights that we have," Chrysalis said with a little seduction in her voice. She was fully naked revealing triple D sized breasts.

"I know my love, but we have to respect our hosts so it won't become awkward later on and you know how my cock gets when that happens," I said as I had taking off my pants and boxers after taking off my shoes and socks. I teleported a sock on the doorknob out of respect while my huge balls hang there in the sack while I my huge cock is out.

"Fine, just get over here so I can feast on the large amount of love you always give me," She said blushing and looking at my large gerth that I had.

I walked over and laid next to her in which both of us started to passionately kiss each other. As Chrysalis' body laid on top of mine, my cock started to harden and started to enter her asshole which the head only entered. She moaned in the kiss feeling my cock enter her asshole. She broke the kiss before saying, "Take it someone is ready for action."

I nodded a little as she turned around taking the head out of her asshole and put her flank right on my mouth while she started to lick my gerth. I started to lick her pussy passionately as she started to lick and suck on my cock. We went at it for several minutes until both of us were ready. Chrysalis got on her knees facing me while putting my two foot long gerth inside her pussy moaning as she does. I pushed my hips up, pushing most of my cock in so it doesn't enter her womb.

Chrysalis gasped at that while her breasts jiggled a little. She started to moan quietly so she doesn't disturb our hosts as she moves her hips up and down my cock. And man did it feel good since she went slow. Chrysalis got a few orgasims while I did the same before we went to sleep.

Canterlot, Hooooo

The next morning....

Twilight Sparkle had just gotten up from something that smelt good. Her room was at the end of the hall of rooms. There was eight rooms in all. She walked past my room to see a sock on the door and wondered why there was a sock on the door. Twilight opened the door to get a major shock of her life while blushing considerably at the site.

What she saw was Chrysalis and I naked with my huge balls showing. My cock was hanging out for her to see also. Chrysalis was laying next to me, both breasts revealed to Twilight. The sight must have shocked her cause she then fainted on the spot which woke both me and Chrysalis up. I looked around to see where the sound came from only to see Twilight on the ground before saying, "Oh shit."

Six minutes later, breakfast, cleaning the mess in the bedroom Chrysalis and I were in and getting Applejack...,.

"I can't believe what I just saw," Twilight said with a pale look on her face and her right eye twitching a little. She barely ate a thing after what she saw.

Spike was laughing his guts out with what happened to Twilight.

Applejack was sitting next to Twilight with a hand on her back comforting her as best she can before saying, "I don't blame you for fainting sugarcube, but when you see a sock on the door, that usually means sex is involved."

"Yeah, I'll remember that for next time," Twilight said with some color back on her.

"But I gotta ask, why would you want to be in a library. You could of stayed at my house if you wanted. The house does have an extra room," Applejack said looking over at me with a hand still on Twilight.

"I have a thirst for knowledge and a library is the only place that keeps me calm. Plus I remember everything I seen," I said wrapping my arms around Chrysalis while she was sitting my lap.

"Good point," Applejack said with a look to match. "So what are you gonna do now," Applejack said before the front door opened up. Spike had stopped laughing before the door had opened and looked to see who came in while everyone looked to see also, including myself and Chrysalis. Standing in the doorway was Princess Luna and Princess Celestia.

Twilight ran over to Celestia and gave her a hug. Celestia returned the hug to Twilight. "It's been a while Princess," Twilight said still hugging her mentor.

"It sure has Twilight and it's been awhile also Desperado," Said Celestia looking over towards me.

Twilight had stopped hugging her mentor to look at me before looking up to Celestia saying, "You know who he is Celestia."

"Of course she know's," I had gotten up from my seat leaving Chrysalis to take my place on it. "The name is Desperado, inventor extraordinaire and ghost member of the original and current members of the popular band called, Taped Out."

Twilight's, Luna's and Spike's eyes widened like dinner plates and their pupil had been dilated at the sound of me being the ghost member of Taped out. Applejack just couldn't help but smile about it. "NO. BUCKING. WAY." yelled Luna, which was all she could say to break the silence that befell them. "I love that band. Which songs are you in." Luna had a large smile on her face when she said that.

"The guitar parts of Into the night, Smooth, Welcome to the Jungle, Paradise City, Highway Star, old and new version, Flirtin' with Disaster, and a lot of others cause I could go on for days I wanted to," I said while looking at Luna which she had an excited look on her face since those songs were some of her favorites.

"Is there any songs that you sing," said Twilight, not as excited as Luna, but all the same.

"Let's see, Amazed, All Summer Long, Vertigo, Switch, Here Without You, It's not my time, Kryptonite and a few other songs which is just as long as me playing the guitar parts of certain songs," I said doing the guitar motion near the end of what I said.

Celestia and Applejack both giggled at what I did. "It's good to see that your still active with the band," Celestia said smiling while looking over to me.

"Someone has to keep each new generation of Tapped Out in line so they don't mess up," I said with a huge smile on my face.

"Good point, Uncle D," Applejack said with a smirk on her face.

"Well, we better get going to Canterlot before it gets too late," Celestia said heading out of the library. Luna was still staring at me before I snapped some fingers in front of front of her face.

"What, what I miss," Luna said with a confused look on her face. I pointed outside towards Celestia. Luna turned to see her sister waiting for her outside of the royal limo that both sisters had arrived in. She blushed slightly before heading to the limo then inside of it then Celestia went in after.

Applejack also went outside and into the limo since I told her that the Elements of Harmony were also needed when I gave her the message. I sent a telepathic message to the others to meet the rest of us at the castle in Canterlot. Twilight and Spike were also in the limo by the time Chrysalis and I were outside. "Are you gonna ride with us," Said Celestia looking out of a rolled down window of the limo.

"I believe there's not enough space in there for Chrysalis and I to begin with," I said as I was taking out the capsule with my Chevy in it. Celestia gave a nod in understanding what I meant before I pushed the button on it. I then threw the capsule onto the dirt road before it exploded in a puff of smoke and dust. I used a spell to clear the dust and smoke out to reveal my Chevy Corvette Stingray with the hood point towards me.

Chrysalis got into the passenger seat while I got into the drivers seat. I then started the car after we both put on our seat belts telling Celestia that I'm ready. Both the Limo and my car started towards the castle. It'll take us about an hour to get to the castle so I decided to turn on the radio which played only Taped Out music, songs of the first generation to the third generation.

Oh Boy, Talk About Awkward: Part One

I sent a telepathic message to Celestia to have the limo become a convertible since it was one. She tolled the driver to do so then the top of the limo started to open up to reveal the open sky. Celestia sent me a telepathic message telling me why before I replayed, 'You'll see.' I flipped a few switches as my car starts to float in the air a few inches while the wheels started to look like this:

Everyone, not including the driver, in the limo was shocked at what was happening. Even Celestia who was always calm and collective was in shock at the sight that befell her. As luck would have it, I had engineered the steering wheel to act like an aeroplan would if I wanted to go towards the sky or back down to the ground. I decided to bring the steering wheel towards me to go for the sky. The controls acted as command sending the car to the sky as the passengers in the limo watched in amazement from the sight.

All I did was fly, and no I did not do any tricks, around the limo with a decent speed so that Chrysalis wouldn't have a miscarriage with the babies she had inside her. I kept flying around until the limo and my car started to enter Canterlot. When we entered the busy part of  Canterlot, there was a lot of looking towards my car in amazement as no one had seen a flying car before considering it would save more time getting from one town to another. Fancy Pants, one of Canterlots most important pony, saw potential in the flying car.

The ponies that were looking at the car saw the paint job of it and knew right away who it belonged to. They also knew that it would be a few more months, maybe even years before the flying car was put on the market, so they went back to their usual routine.

After about an hour of flying the car, the limo and my car were in the castle garage. I landed my Chevy in an open area before getting out. After helping Chrysalis out and closed the door, I was then tackled by what felt like two ponies which put me on my back, I shook my head before looking to see who talked me, figuring that one would be Twilight and I was right. One of the ponies that tackled me was Twilight Sparkle with a huge smile on her face, full of excitement and eye's that wanted to ask a hell of a lot of questions, which I didn't have time for. The other was Rainbow Dash with that same huge smile on her face but with eye's that said what I did was amazing.

"Okay you two, now get off my great grandpa before I start bucking you two," Applejack said while walking over to me and the two girls on top of me.

Twilight and Dash looked over at AJ in surprise at what she said before Rarity said, "But Darling, I thought Desperado was the uncle of Princess Celestia and Luna."

"Yeah, what she said," Dash said while getting up and brushing herself off.

"Why didn't you say anything about you being related to the Princess'" Twilight said standing up while looking over at AJ.

"Cause you never asked," Answered Applejack. Four of the five girls just deadpand at the realization of not asking Applejack about anymore family members. Pinkie Pie was hopping around in excitement at knowing about this. "And you better tell anypony about this got it."

"How come," Pinkie Pie said landing in front of Applejack out of no where which scared AJ a little.

"Cause, as active king of Equestria, I have certain rights that allow me to make it so that you were never born at all," I said while looking at Pinkie Pie before I could finish.

Applejack just shivered at the thought while the other five elements went pale at the thought of never being born before Twilight said, "But if none of us are born then how do the Elements of Harmony work."

"Let me finish, I have certain rights that allow me to make it so that you were never born at all as Mares," I said with an evil grin on my face. That was when the Mane Six went paler then a ghost if it was possible. Rarity then fainted at the thought of being a Colt. Twilight's right eye started to twitch from the thought also. Dash and Pinkies brain just stopped working all together while Fluttershy just went crimson red all over her face at the thought of being a Colt. Applejack was pinching the bridge of her nose while closing her eye's trying to get the image out of her brain from the last time that happened.

After a couple minutes of silence, Chrysalis broke it by saying, "Who was the last pony to tell that secret."

Applejack just went back to being as pale as a ghosts before I said with a straight face on, "Big McIntosh."

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At Sweet Apple Acres,Big McIntosh just shivered for some reason and he knew what it was right away cause it was the most intense shiver he ever had.

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Other then Applejack, the Elements of Harmony had their jaws dropped to the floor which also included Princess Luna. It was another few minutes before Twilight broke the silence again, "You mean that hunk of a stallion used to be a mare." Applejack returned to her normal look before dropping her jaw with everyone else but Twilight and I. Twilight had covered her mouth with both hands and blushed considerably from what she said. Her pupils became pin pricks when she realized it.

"Didn't see that coming," I said while trying to hold back a laugh.

Oh Boy, Talk About Awkward: Part Two

"You mean your a member of the Apple family," Dash said with a shocked look on her face. Other then Applejack, the other four and Spike had shocked faces also. Applejack was keeping calm, or at least trying to.

"My full name is Desperado Adanac," I said with a small smirk on my face.

"Ada-what," Dash said with a confused yet shocked look.

"Adanac is an apple, Dash," Applejack said, "And I have question Great grandpa."

"Desperado is fine munchkin and shoot," I said looking over to Applejack.

Applejack had blushed from hearing her old nickname I gave her before saying, "How in the world are you related to Princess Celestia and Luna and why are you the active king of Equestria?"

The mane six and Spike looked over at me in curiosity before I said, "Four things: One: that was two questions." Applejack was about to say something before I continued, "Two: My brother is the king, Three: yes, my brother came from the same time period I did and Four: the last my brother was seen was during the war with Parodox."

"Can you explain how your brother got here and why your the active king," Applejack said in a more serious tone while still a little shocked.

"Fine, But instead of telling, I'll show you," I said with my horn glowing and before Applejack could say anything, I cast the spell showing the ten in front of me the memory of how my brother came to this time period.

What the memory showed was my brother, which both him and I can sometimes be mistaking as twins, in a lab coat with test tubes in both hands pouring one liquid in one tube into the other. I was outside the door of the lab talking to someone when an explosion happened inside the room where my brother was. I hurried inside only to see no body of my brother and a room full of broken glass and a chard remains of an explosion. "Shit," was all I could say when I saw this. The memory ended after that.

"Okay, that still doesn't explain why your brother is Celestia and Luna's father and you being their uncle," Twilight said looking as confused as hell.

"The princesses mother must have had dreams of my brother up until the explosion," I said, "I believe that the only way for her to save my brother was to send him to her time period."

"But how did you two find out that your related," Pinkie Pie said. Both Celestia and I blushed considerably at remembering what both of us did that faithful hour six hundred years ago.

Everyone besides Celestia and I went pale and in shock at realizing what we did. "Okay, I realize that if you knew who she was before you did that then you wouldn't have done it, right," Dash said trying to collect herself from the sudden shock.

"Yes, and I'm just glad that royalty that are family can't get pregnant," I said while regaining my composure. I then facepalmed at what I said while Celestia blushed even more from what I said. The others realized this also and before they could speak I said, "This got awkward way too fast for my standards."

After that I just told them everything I knew about the enchantment that doesn't allow any colt's of the family in this country to impregnate the mare's of the same family. After telling them that, they started to calm down a little. Chrysalis slapped me before taking me to a bedroom, by the ear, in which I had to tell her on a few times where to go. I knew what was going to happen and I will not like it at all.

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"I can't believe you had sex with our uncle sis," Luna said in her old Canterlot voice after Chrysalis and her uncle left the royal garage.

"I know sister, I never felt so ashamed of myself in my entire life after that,' Celestia said while she was sitting in a chair with her hands to her face, "I've regretted it ever since I realized who he was."

"How much did you regret it sis," The moon princess said in her modern voice.

"I regret it just as much as when I banished you in the moon sister," The sun princess said.

"How big was he," Rainbow Dash said with a slight blush. Everyone looked at her with shock.

"What," was all Celestia could say before realizing what the Element of Loyalty said while she too took a slight blush before saying, "The biggest I've seen on any colt.

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Chrysalis and I finally got to the bedroom when she kept dragging me by the ear to the bed. She then pushed me onto bed as I lay down on my back. The queen of the changelings took of her pants and shirt revealing a see through bra which showed her green nipples and green areola's. She also had another g-string on which. She took off her bra then flinged it at my face letting her breasts sag a little before taking off her g-string.

While she was taking of her clothes I was taking off mine. I took off my shirt and pants then started to take off my boxers, I felt something hit my face and noticed that it was Chrysalis's bra. Noticing that the bra was see through, I let out my cock before it hardened to full length then I took off my boxers off to reveal my huge ass balls.

Chrysalis then put an enchantment around my cock so that I wont be able to cum no matter how many times I try. And that was when the never ending torture of not being able to cum started.

A Herd Fit For A King

After what felt like six days was actually six hours of having sex with my wife and man did it feel good. Half an hour after having sex she released the enchantment which released enough cum to barf out of her mouth since she had my cock inside her asshole. Both of us had been laying on the bed for a good half hour before Princess Twilight came to find us for a late lunch since it was around one o'clock in the afternoon. She found the bed room Chrysalis and Desperado were in and knocked the on the door before entering just to make sure she didn't enter the room only to see them having sex.

When Twilight didn't get an answer, she opened the door to find what she had seen in her guest bedroom but ten times worse. Her face went pale from the sight as she saw cum all over the floor, cum covering up between both legs of the two Anthroponies, cum surrounded Chrysalis' mouth and two satisfied looks on there faces. Twilight then fainted from the mess in front of her which made a loud thud.

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Chrysalis and I heard a loud thud coming from the door way only to see that Twilight Sparkle was laying on the ground unconscious. "Second time today she walked in on us after having sex," Chrysalis said while I sat next to her nodding in agreement.

"Let's just get rid of the cum and take a shower before she wakes up," I said while levitating Twilight to a nearby couch and put her on it. Chrysalis and I started to clean up the cum and took the covers off of the bed so they can be cleaned. After about ten minutes of cleaning and getting dressed, both of us were done so I decided to wake sleeping beauty up from her sleep with a bucket of cold water to the face. Twilight woke in fright and shivering from the cold water spilled on her.

Twilight looked around the room before screaming, "Why in the wide, wide world of Equestria did you spill a bucket of cold water on me."

Chrysalis was trying not to laugh while I was putting down the bucket the water was in before saying, "Needed a way to wake you up and I wanted to make Chrysalis laugh a little."

Twilight looked a little peeved at what I did to her so I decided to dry her off with a spell then I kissed her on the cheek as a sign of apology. The kiss on the cheek only made Twilight blush from it while being a little shocked also. "Take it your not in a herd," I asked Twilight the a raised eyebrow of the blush. Chrysalis knew and liked where this was going cause this would mean another female to talk to instead of only her husband, that is, if I played my cards right. She also knew that mares covered eighty-six percent of Equestria's population leaving only fourteen percent for colts. So it wasn't unheard of for herds to form with one colt and many mares.

Twilight was snapped out of her trance from the question and blushed even more from it before stuttering to say, "How did you know."

"Just from your reaction alone dear," I said with a little seduction in it which made Twilight blush even more. Seeing the blush I said, "So, you wanna join my herd."

"Considering I've seen you naked twice in one day, I'm starting to think it'll be a normal occurrence if I don't," Twilight said still blushing hard.

"Good, welcome to the herd Princess Twilight," I said before kissing her on the lips which made her blush even more from it. Chrysalis just stood behind us, giggling a little.

After a couple of minutes so that Twilight could calm down, and talking about not having any foals until Chrysalis is born and she was ready for it, all three of us went to the dining area. Twilight and Chrysalis were talking about Twilight taking care of my sex drive while walking in front of me. They were even talking like they were sisters about it and other things before coming up to the dining room doors. The doors were opened for us by two unicorn guards. The three of us entered to see that everyone but Princess Luna was sitting at the table waiting for the three of us. The dining room was what you would expect in any royal dining halls really.

The others knew right away what happened when Twilight just sighed a little happiness. One of Rarity's eye's was twitching in annoyance knowing that she wasn't in a herd yet considering her beauty among Ponyville. Before Rarity could speak her mind, Celestia spoke, in a motherly voice and smiling happily, before her, "I see you found a colt to help begin a herd Twilight."

"Of course and the three of us talked it over. I wont get a child until I'm ready for one and Chrysalis has giving birth to hers. Until then, I'll wait," Twilight said to her mentor smiling happily up at me. I took this chance at how seriously I was in bringing her into a herd with me, so I kissed her on the lips which made Twilight's pupils become pin pricks and her face became flushed with a fire engine red.

Chrysalis and Celestia just giggled at the site they was seeing. Rarity's jaw dropped down hitting the table. Applejack just pinched the bridge of her nose before lifting Rarity's jaw back in place. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash just congratulated Twilight in joining a herd which made Twilight blush a darker red.

I stopped the kiss before saying and looking over at Celestia, "Now lets eat."

The Kingdom Of Piece (Sort of)

Six days later....

I stepped down as king of Equestria and held a coronation for my two nieces five days ago. They both gladly accepted the offer of being the next rulers of Equestria, together as queens. After the coronation, Pinkie Pie held a celebration for the new queens which lasted for four days. During the party, I had a chance to meet up with Princess Cadence and her husband Shining Armor. They told me a few things about them selves and how they helped out with the revival of the Crystal Empire. Shining Armor even told me to take good care of her sister for him. I told him I will and shouldn't worry about it and even promised him that he could name one if he wanted if his sister would be pregnant.

The last day of the party, Pinkie Pie had found the alcohol and man was that a mistake on her part cause when I get drunk, the party gets ten times crazier then Pinkies usual parties which were pretty crazy at that.

The next morning...

I wake up without opening my eyes since I had a huge hangover from the last day of the party. "Ugh, what a party," I said while trying to get up but somehow can't while feeling something sucking on my cock. Realizing that I can't move, I opened my eyes quickly only to see a pink flank in my face before saying, "Pinkie Pie." I heard a moan coming from my left and looked to see who it was only to see Twilight's sexy as hell flank pointing at me. I then felt movement from my right so I looked to see to find out it was Vinyl Scratch, the dj of the four day party.

"Man, what a night," Vinyl said while sitting up. The covers  fell down off of her breasts which looked like softballs.

"Tell me about it," said a familiar happy go lucky hyper tone. I turned my head to the sound only to see Pinkie Pie sitting on my chest showing off her breasts which were twice as big as Vinyl's. I was about to say something to Pinkie on how she did that but just tossed the thought aside when I heard Twilight mumbling something.

Twilight rolled over to her back then sat up revealing her breasts which were the size of soccer balls before saying, "Ugh, what exactly happened last night." She then realized what happened when she looked to her left. Twilight then blushed considerably at the sight. I smiled innocently at her before she spoke, "Take it this means their'll be two more in the herd."

"Not only that, but I feel that my pussy had some action last night," Pinkie said while shaking her hips on my chest.

"I also feel like I got some action also," Vinyl said while squirming a little.

Twilight blushed a little more as she felt sore around her hips from last night before saying, "I think I might have also."

I just laid my head back down in shock as I realize that I had a four way orgy and Chrysalis is probably going to be mad at me for adding two more mare's into the herd without asking her.

"I think our hunky of a colt here is broken," Pinkie said looking down at my face.

"And I think I know why," Twilight said while looking at the door. Vinyl was also looking at the door and had a look of not knowing what to do or say.

Pinkie Pie looked looked at Twilight then behind her only to see Chrysalis and Celestia standing in the door why before saying, "Oooooh, are you mad Chrysalis."

I realized what Pinkie said and sat up making Pinkie landing her back on the bed then looking to see Chrysalis standing there in the door way with Celestia next to her. I started to go pale when Chrysalis answered Pinkie's question, "Not really, considering how drunk you four were, I wasn't really surprised to see you four in the same bed." She then smiled before she continued, "At least now we'll have more mare's to help protect the herd."

"So your not mad," I said smiling innocently at Chrysalis.

"Nope, and lets just say I'll be ringing you dry the next time we're along and I'm not pregnant," She said with an evil smirk on her face.

'Yep, she's mad,' the three mares and I thought.

An hour and forty five minutes later...

After the four of us that were on the bed took a shower, we headed with Chrysalis and Celestia to where the party was to help clean up. There was a long awkward silence before Vinyl broke it, "Soooo, I take it that I'll be in the herd with you." She was looking up at me when she said that.

"Yep," was the only thing that came out of my mouth at the time.

"Sweeeet, I can't wait to tell Octavia about this since she was bragging of how her herd was the best and especially her colt," Vinyl said with a smirk that showed victory and evil on it.

After a couple of minutes the six of us finally got the where the party was before seeing how bad it is, Celestia and I were talking on how long it would take me to clean it up while Twilight was listening in. I said it would take a couple of minutes while Celestia said it would take eight minutes. And when we got there, man was it bad, imaging a mini tornado hit the area but instead of damage there was party stuff all over the area. The other Elements of Harmony were there cleaning up also. "Okay, this is going to take me a lot longer to clean up then expected," I said while looking at the area.

"How long will it take," Twilight said while looking at me.

"It'll take about five minutes, give or take a few second's," I said scratching my head.

"Your thinking of using the natural elements to clean the area, aren't you uncle," my niece said.

"Pretty much and I know the song to help boost them while I use 'em also," I was walking over to the turntables that was still hooked up while I said it. When I got to the turn tables which was on a balcony I found out that the party went through the city and I knew the song was the right choice. Pinkie, Vinyl and Twilight were folowing me and saw their jaw's dropped at the sight of it.

"Which song were you thinking of sweetie," Chrysalis said looking out towards Canterlot.

"The Catalyst by Tapped Out," I said while taking out my Ephone5 and handing it to Chrysalis. She grabbed it and walked over to the turntables and plugged it in. "You girls might want to back off to inside the castle for this." Luckily a lot of the ponies were inside before Chrysalis played the song:

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Chrysalis went to the other girls before the timer went off for the song to start. As the song started, my eye's started to glow as the wind started to pick up and move around me as the after effect of the party started to go towards me. The more intense the song goes the faster the wind picks up, faster the wind picks up the more of the disaster of the party starts to go away. Broken windows start to repair themselves, streamers start to burn but not anything the streamers landed on and so on and so forth. Three minutes and eleven seconds into the song the wind was intense enough to destroy everything but it somehow wasn't. Instead the wind had repaired everything and the chaos of the party was no more. Near the end of the song, the wind started to die down and when it did, there was nothing left of the party other then the turntable's and the speakers that came with them.

"There we go," I said while leaning my head to one side to pop my neck a few times then leaning it to the other making the other side pop a few more times.

The Elements of Harmony and Vinyl's jaw had dropped to the floor except Chrysalis and Celestia in which they were just smiling happily at what they saw. "How in the world did you do that," Vinyl said after breaking what seamed like a forever silence.

"I'm able to control the Natural Elements which are in order: Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning and Vegetation," I said happily.

A sudden pop was heard and we all looked to it only to find Discord in party gear and blood shot eyes from partying all night. "I thought I felt a huge magical disturbance here and I should have figured it was you," Discord said trying his best to look serious.

"Take it you came to the party," I said trying to look serious also.

"I was there on the fourth day cause I felt like the party was going to be a fun yet chaotic at the same time," Discord said in a happy tone.

"Figured," I said laughing a little.

"And how do you two know each other," Pinkie Pie said.

I looked over the Pinkie before saying, "We met each other six weeks ago while trying to pull a prank on the Griffons." That's when Discord and I remembered the prank and were trying to hold back a laugh the best we can.

A New Life In Ponyville: Part One

Discord and I were laughing our asses off on the ground. Every time we would calm down, we would continue to laugh until Luna yelled, "Enough." Both Discord and I stopped laughing and stood up strait trying to hold back some laughs. "I can't believe it was you two who pranked the Griffon Kingdom," Luna said in the old canterlot voice.

"What, they needed a good laugh and they found the prank worth laughing at and even got them to sign the piece treaty in the end," I said while I tried to hold a laugh in. Discord was trying his best to put on a straight face but he could be seeing trying not to laugh.

"Wait, is that true sister," Luna said looking at her sister.

"Of course and might I add it was pretty funny," Celestia said giggling a little.

"I know, using the fart machine was brilliant, we even got the king to join in on the fun," Discord said looking over to me.

"And man what a fun week that was," I said before laughing a little, "that king really needed some fun in his life."

"I can't believe the pranking lasted for a whole week before we were found out," Discord said scratching his head.

"But we only did it to those that needed to relax a little," I said pondering a little.

"Back to the point you two," Celestia said with a motherly yet commanding voice.

"Sorry, sorry, what was the point," I said looking Discord which he just shrugged his shoulders. "Oh yeah, you should always take some time off from politics to have some fun."

"That's not the point," Luna said with some aggression in her voice.

"Then what's the point then," Discord said looking bewildered, "cause Desperado here makes a good point."

"I know, but I was talking about what my uncle and I were talking about earlier," Celestia said looking over at me.

"Oh yeah, a relaxing place to stay until Chrysalis gives birth," I said looking at Chrysalis, "how about Ponyville."

"Why not, but won't the citizens scorn me once I'm there," Chrysalis said with a hint of worry in her voice. She also looked worried at the thought also.

"Don't worry about it, we'll hold a town meeting once we get there," I said which from hearing this made Chrysalis relax a little.

"Now let's get the turn tables packed up so we can head to Ponyville quicker," I said looking at Vinyl which she quickly went over to it. I went over also and helped her pack it up.

After packing the turn table up, The Mane Six, Spike, Chrysalis, Vinyl Scratch and I went to the royal garage to head back to Ponyville. Vinyl went to her truck and put the equipment in the back of the truck. The Mane Six and Spike went to the stretch limo and got in. Chrysalis and I went to my Chevy then I started it up while the other vehicles started up also. I flipped a few switches which made the car fly like last time. We all left the garage and headed towards Ponyville hoping that the town meeting will help everyone accept Chrysalis.

After a while we arrived at Ponyville and the town was more busy then usual considering what happened nearly a week ago. A lot of the towns folk were looking at the flying car I was in. As we approached the library where Twilight lived, everypony started towards the house as well to get a better look at the flying vehicle. I started to land the car as it went back to it's original form. By then, a crowed started to form as to who was in the car.

I just sighed a little as Vinyl had stopped right behind me and had gotten out. Everypony else was getting out as well and just before I could open my car door, my head turned and was kissed by what looked like Pinkie Pie before she said, "Welcome to Ponyville you big hunk." I blushed at what Pinkie just did.

Vinyl just giggled a little before saying, "Let him get out to get a better look of the town he's going to be living in from now on Pinkie."

"Good point," Pinkie said before letting my head go and standing to the side to let me out.

I got out of the car after I calmed down from the blush. After getting out, the crowd that was around my car soon gasped as soon as they saw me. I closed the door before I was tackled to the ground on my back. "Okay, that hurt," I said while rubbing my eye's.

"Jeezum , took you long enough," A familiar angry yet familiar voice rang off.

"That you Spitfire," I said shaking my head a little as the blur started to go away and when it did, I saw the familiar hair of my second in command from when the zombie outbreak came out. "Yep, that's definitely you Spitfire." I looked at her face to recognize as the Spitfire in the T.V. show, same color of fur and everything, including the same female frame she had before she disappeared. "And looking good as always," I said while looking at her body.

Spitfires body had some curves to her while having some muscle to her. She's five feet eight inches tall and her breasts were twice as large as Vinyls and man those eye's. Those eye's could suck you in if she's got a thing for you and man does she got a thing for me. "Wanna go inside and talk before we get mobbed by crazed fans," Spitfire said with a smirk on her face.

I then got a smirk on my face and teleported the Mane Six, Spike, Vinyl, Chrysalis, Spitfire and me into the library. Spitfire got off of me after I had teleported us inside the library. I then got up and brushed myself off before sitting down on the couch and Spitfire sitting next to me. "I take it you girls and guy will need an explanation," I said while looking at the everyone except Spitfire.

A New Life In Ponyville: Part Two

"Your whaaat," Rainbow Dash nearly yelled from what she heard. Everyone else other then Spitfire and I had shocked faces.

"Spitfire and I are related," I said looking over at Dash.

"Same mother different father," Spitfire said shrugging a little trying not to laugh.

"That would explain it," Dash said rubbing her head.

"But that still doesn't explain how you got here in the first place," Twilight said.

"Desperado and I were fighting off a horde of zombies while we were trying to get away and the only way to get away from the zombies was to go to the future," Spitfire said.

"There was another car like the one I'm driving that we both enchanted to travel into the future," I said while closing my eye's and pinching the bridge of my nose in order to remember.

"I still have the car by the way," Spitfire said looking over at me.

'Wait, you still have it," I said looking over at Spitfire at amazement.

"Yeah, told Soarin to get it for me. Even told him to be careful with it cause it was older then he was," Spitfire said with a smirk on her face.

"What type of car do you two drive anyways," Applejack said looking at Spitfire and I in a confused look before a loud roar was heard from outside the library. All of us went outside to see what it was. What we saw was Soarin getting out of a 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429 hard top. The paint job was the same as mine but with a different poem on the hood: Though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil,for thou art there for me.

"Kept it in good shape since the last time I tuned it up," I said with a large smirk across my face.

"Of course, it was a birthday present from my half brother," Spitfire said while walking over to Soaring and getting the key's from him then closing the door of the car.

"Good point," I said while blushing a little in embarrassment.

"Let's get back to the matter at hand shall we," Twilight said while looking at Spitfires car to mine.

"And that would be," I said looking over at Twilight.

"That story you were telling us," Applejack said waiting to hear the rest of the story like the rest of the group.

"Oh yeah," I said as everyone went back in as I told how I was holding back the zombies while Spitfire was trying to start the the Ford Mustang to get to the future. I didn't know how far into the future the enchantments would bring Spitfire considering the amount of them were on the car. After the car had started she told me to get in, but I told her that the enchantments were only meant for one person and told her that I'll survive some how.

"And that was only six weeks before Celestia had cast a spell sending me six million years into the future," I said relaxing a little on the couch.

"I was sent farther into the future only to bump into my brother about a few years before the second generation of Tapped Out came around," Spitfire had said while laying her head on my lap for some reason.

"Wait, you were there when the second generation came around," Dash said a little shocked from what she heard.

"Yeah, in fact if it weren't for them, I wouldn't have met Soarin and the Wonderbolts would never have formed," Spitfire said looking over at Dash. Rainbow just dropped her jaw in shock as she never knew that. Spitfire sat up allowing me to get up and walk around a little.

"Okay then, let's get this new start on the herd going," I said while looking over at Chrysalis. She nodded at the sound of what I just said.

"Before that, can you tell me about those six elements you said when you helped clean up Canterlot," Twilight said with a pen and a note pad out.

"Can that wait until after I get settled in with my new herd, which by the way your also part of," I said giving a wink to Twilight.

Twilight blushed from seeing the wink before stuttering a little while saying, "Oh sure, good point."

"I saw three houses up for sale near the library and I already have idea's for the three," I said before going outside and to the trunk of my car. I opened up the trunk and took out a bag full of bits, just enough to bye the three houses and at least two or three more. I then closed the trunk after I flung the bag of bits over my shoulder. I looked to my right to see Applejack standing there.

"Jeezum, how much bits do you have so far," Applejack said looking at the bag of bits over my shoulder.

"Enough for around five or six houses and that doesn't include what I have in the Canterlot National Bank," I said smirking a little. Applejack just whistled at the thought of how much I have. I started to walk into town when I realized that I had no idea where I'm going. I turned around only to see Pinkie Pie in my face.

"Take it you don't know where the town hall is do you," Pinkie said with a smile.

"Nope and I take it your going to take me there," I said smiling back.

"Yep, since I'm in your herd, I'll even give you a tour of the place if you want," She said smiling back even wider.

"Lead the way," I said before kissing Pinkie Pie on the lips which caused her to blush slightly. I heard a few groan's coming from the library before I laughed a little and put an arm around Pinkie. I started to walk with her towards the town hall as she pointed out a few buildings, even introduced me to Mr. and Mrs. Cakes and their twins. Man were they shocked in Pinkie told them that she was in a herd. They both figured that Pinkie would be the hardest one to get in a herd. Even a few of the towns folks thought so also. Pinkie blushed a few times from some of the comments that she heard.

We both found our way to the town hall after an hour of introducing me to some of the towns people, especially Lyra. I got a chill from her after we left. Thought it was nothing so I brushed it off for now. Pinkie and I entered the office after we knocked on the door and the mayor let us in. "So what can I do for you two," the mayor said looking at us.

"My hunk of a stallion and I are looking to by the three houses by the library," Pinkie said an ecstatic voice. The mayor looked over at me with a 'are you serious' look and I gave a nod of approval.

"Okay Pinkie, but those three houses wont be cheep," The mayor said looking at Pinkie.

I just put the bag of bits on the table then opened it up, revealing the amount of bits in it. The mayor's jaw just dropped at the shear amount of bits in the bag before I said, "There's enough bits in here to bye those three houses plus enough to get two or three more. I'll use the rest to tear down and rebuild the three into one big house."

"Is that alright with you Mayor Mare," Pinkie said with a huge smile.

"The bag certainly looks like you can do it," Mayor said before trying to pick up the bag which shocked her considering how heavy it is and how easy I was carrying it around, "I don't see why not."

After taking out all of the bits from the bag and counting them up, Mayor Mare agreed on selling the three houses to us and even gave us a permit to make the three houses into one.

A Great Start In A Great Town (Part One

Six weeks later....

It's been six weeks, two weeks into summer, that I bought the three houses and started to rebuild them into one after tearing them down of course. The house will have four floors to it. The first floor will be a garage for me and my herds vehicles. The second floor will be a dojo for me teaching certain martial arts. The third floor will be the living room, kitchen and everything else except the bedrooms while the fourth floor will be the bedrooms.

So far the house is halfway built and is about ready for the second floor. The Summer Sun Celebration is a few days away and Tapped Out will be having a concert the day before and after the rising of the sun. The third generation will be playing on day one. The second will be playing during the night and the first generation of Tapped Out will be playing after the sun has rising for the summer.

So far most of the first and second generation is here while all of the third generation is here. All generations have been helping with the construction of the house and it's turning out all right. We had a town meeting a few days later after buying the houses to reveal Chrysalis and tell the town that she would be living with me and the rest of my herd. A few folks were alright while the rest were still mad at what happened at the royal wedding. After a week, the folks that were mad at her started to calm down as they noticed that Chrysalis wasn't even stealing any love from them.

A few days ago, Vinyl introduced me to Octavia hoping I could get her out of the herd she was in. Octavia told me everything that happened in her herd from getting beating after being away for months with her orchestra to being rapped from her stallion. She even tolled me that this also happens with the other mares in the herd if they have something to do for a while. Let's just say that the stallion that did this to the mares was never seen again and it's also how the stallion on the moon started.

Octavia didn't know how to thank me and the only way she could was to join the herd since she didn't want to be separated from Vinyl despite the difference in musical taste. The mares that were in the herd had already found another stallion to be with. I was happy to let Octavia join as long as she doesn't mind being in the presence of two royal's. She didn't really mind since she played at social gatherings for royal's.

Present time....

"I don't know how to thank you enough," Octavia said with tears keep rolling down her cheeks while hugging me. SONG TIME, Sorry couldn't help myself.

"Don't worry about it Tev dear," I said before lifting her chin and kissing her lips. Octavia was a little shocked before she started to blush and kiss back. I stopped kissing and when I did, she just sighed had from the kiss. "Feel better," I said before she nodded a yes, "Good."

"Hey, sweetie, how much longer until house is done," Twilight said while looking out the window. Since being a princess, her figure has started to change a little. Her figure started to match her mentor's a little. Her breasts still remained that soccer ball sized breasts for now.

"In about another six weeks love," I said looking over to her and giving her a wink. She blushed once she knew what I called her and what I did. Twilight mumbled under her breath, still blushing, as she went back into the library.

"Take it she's still still not used to being in a herd," Octavia said while straightening out her clothing.

"What gave that up," I said trying to hold back a laugh while looking at her. Octavia just giggled a little before sticking out her tongue. I then stuck my tongue out to her. We both just laughed after that.

"So what do you wanna do before I leave for the tour with my orchestra," Octavia said looking at me.

I started to think a little before saying, "Maybe a little of this." I kissed her making her eyes wide like dinner plates before going back to normal and starting to kiss back wrapping her arms around me. We let go of the kiss which made Octavia sighing after the release of the kiss. "Just wait until the house is complete, then the real fun begins," I said whispering into her ear making her blush at what I said.

"I can't wait," Octavia said stuttering a little.

"Why wait now," I said whispering into her ear making her eyes widen at the thought I gave her, "we can do it with Vinyl and Pinkie."

Right when I said Pinkies name, appeared right in front of my face before saying, "You called." That scared Octavia right into my arms.

"Pinkie Sense," I said looking at Pinkie.

"Yep, my Pinkie Sense went off telling me that I was going to have the best four way orgy of all time," Pinkie said smiling from ear to ear.

I just smiled back at Pinkie before teleporting to Vinyl's room which is in the same house as Octavia's. When we teleported into Vinyl's room, the pop woke her up from her sleep. She looked around to see Pinkie holding onto my right arm and Octavia in my arms while I just stood there. "Ready for a four way orgy like last time," I said while smiling at Vinyl.

"I was wandering when we were going to show Octavia what your made of," Vinyl said with a devilish smile.

Octavia just gulped at the sound of that, not knowing what she had gotten herself into.

The next hour was switching between the three girls. A flank on my face so I could lick the pussy while another rode my cock while both were kissing each other. The third would rest up from the intense orgy she had before going again. All in all, I wouldn't be surprised if I got the three mares pregnant with this orgy, in fact, I'm surprised that two of them aren't already.

"That...was...awesome," Octavia said laying on my right. I was surprised at how much of a figure Octavia had when I first saw it. Her breasts are a few sizes smaller then Twilight's but had a smaller figure then her's.

"Told you you didn't need to worry Octy," Pinkie said as she sat up to look at Octavia. Pinkie was sitting on my left when she said that.

"I think I may end up getting pregnant after this orgy," Vinyl said laying on top of me with my cock still inside her pussy.

"Same here," Pinkie said looking at me.

"I don't mind if you girls are, you'll still be beautiful to me," I said while taking my cock out of Vinyl's pussy. That was when we all heard a small 'eep' and a thud by the door. The four of us knew right away who it was that fainted. "Take it that's Fluttershy," I said looking at Pinkie.

"Yep, her face is looks like a fire engine," Pinkie said looking over at Fluttershy.

"Let's get dressed and try to calm her down the best we can. She must have come here for something," I said waiting to get up.

Everyone got out of the bed and got dressed after the girls drained them self's out of the rest of my cum from their pussies and/or assholes. I brought Fluttershy down to the living room couch and laid her down on it while trying to cool her off with the water element which I got from what seemed like nothing. I turned my hole hand into water and cooled it down to help cool down Fluttershy. I told the three girls in the room that I can convert air to water without much effort on my part. I told them that anyone can do it with the right amount of training.

Fluttershy started to wake up a little. "Easy girl, you hit your head pretty hard when you fainted," I said with a little worry in my voice. I took away my hand and turned it back to normal.

Fluttershy looked over at me then blushed a little remembering what she saw before stuttering, "I'm sorry for intruding. but I needed to tell Desperado something."

"Take it you wanna talk in private," I said before I realized something, "Holy Shittake Mushrooms." My right eye started to twitch a little.

"What is it sweetie," Octavia said looking worried.

"Yeah, what is it," Pinkie said with a smile on her face.

"You know how Twilight Sparkle is in the herd right," I said. Everyone else said 'Yes'. "Cadence is married to her brother right," I said looking at Pinkie.

"Yep, I know cause I was there for the wedding," Pinkie said with the same smile.

"Well, who's the aunt of Cadence," I said while everyone came to the realization of what I was talking about. "I'm just glad the two of us aren't blood related," I said looking a little worried.

"Good point," Vinyl said sitting next to Fluttershy.

"So what is it that you wanted to talk about Fluttershy," Octavia said getting to what Fluttershy wanted to say.

"Oh, I just wanted to say thank you to Desperado for saving me from having a bad time at the Grand Galaping Galla," Fluttershy said in her usual tone while looking down at the floor. She also looked like she still has something to say.

"Your welcome Flutter's and is there anything else you want to say," I said lifting her chin and pushing her mane our of her right eye so I can look her in the eye's which made her blush a lot.

"I was just wondering if you could..." Fluttershy mumbled the last part so I couldn't hear.

"What was that sweetie, I couldn't-" Before I could finish, I felt something wrap around my neck and kiss my lips. I then realized that it was Fluttershy kissing me which I took that as a hint that she wanted in the herd. The kiss stopped as I looked Fluttershy in the eye's before speaking, "So I take it you want to be in my herd."

Fluttershy nodded before speaking, "I don't know why, but every time you helped me, I just couldn't stop thinking about you." She was starting to tear up a little.

"Then welcome to the herd Fluttershy," I said before Fluttershy started to kiss me again.

After Fluttershy calmed down, Fluttershy and I went to the library to tell Twilight and Chrysalis and man was they amazed at Fluttershy's courage to join the herd. I told Fluttershy that if she's ready to have sex then we'll have it. She nodded in agreement to that, kinda obvious I know.

After a couple of days went by, some amazing news were tolled. Pinkie Pie and Vinyl Scratch were pregnant, big surprise there. Luckily the rest of the Second and third generation of Tapped Out made it for the news. We decided to hold a party during the Summer Sun Celebration for the pregnant mares. The Celebration was held in Phillydelphia this year cause of the big concert hall there. All three generations of tapped out were gonna sing there and man was it sold out quick. The tickets were sold out about an hour after they went on sale.

Summer Sun Celebration

The day before the Celebration in Phillydelphia in Philly Stadium....

"Both generation one and two will be on stage today. Generation one will play during the day while the second during the night until two hours before the sun will be brought up for the summer. Generation one will be on after the sun is brought up. Any questions," I said looking at the thirty six former and current members of Tapped Out.

"Yeah, which generation will you be in," one member of the third generation asked.

"I'll be with the first generation for they need me for some of the songs on the list plus the last of the songs specially need me," I said as everyone just agreed. "Okay, since everyone has the list of songs, I need generation three to get ready for today and generation two to get ready as the moon starts to come up. Anything else," I said while looking around to find that no one else had anything else to say, "Good now lets get ready for the best two days of our lives." Everyone said 'Hell yeah' in unison before generation one, two and most of generation three had left leaving only me and the two original members were left. One was a Griffin and another a Pegasus.

"This is gonna one hell of a celebration dude," said the griffin. His name is Featherclaw. His height was around average for a griffin which is six feet tall. Griffins are muscular by nature, even the females ones are stronger then an earth pony by a few points. So it wasn't surprising that he was strong, but there's one thing that stood out from him and that was family man. He would spend every chance he could get with his family, which is only his daughter Gilda. His wife died a few months ago from Esophageal cancer. Luckily there's ways for the patient to live longer thanks to Featherclaw's wife for donating her cells that had cancer. He doesn't really show his lose, but I know it hit him hard. I told him that he still had Gilda to help him through it and he knew I was right so he's trying to find someone for himself which is makes Gilda happy that he is. He's the guitarist of Tapped Out for generation one and second vocalist of generation one of Tapped Out. And man does he play a mean solo when it counts. Teatherclaw has been playing the guitar since he was in sixth grade but has been singing since he was eight years old.

"Your telling me, every year we think of new ways to get the crowd going and it works every time, despite some of those ideas being fucking stupid" The pegasus said. Her name is Nightrogue, average height of five foot six and mother to Derpy Hooves. Nightrogue has a darker fur coat on then Derpy and a night blue mane and tail. She know's how her daughter got cross eyed but all she know's of her daughters pregnancy had something to do with this so called Doctor she keeps telling her about. In fact, she doesn't really care as long as her daughter is okay and unharmed. She's been playing the drums ever since she can remember so I scouted her for that. She always thanked me whenever she could cause she loved being with the band.

"This will be our last Summer Sun Celebration together as a group before the third generation steps down for the forth, so we better make it worth their time," I said holding out my hand in a fist. The other two bumped my hand and kept it there.

"And we're going down like the American Idiots we truly are," Nightrogue said forming a tear in her right eye.

"Hey, don't get teary eyed on us yet, Nightrogue. Remember you bought a house in Ponyville like D and I did and man what a town," Featherclaw said taking his fist away. Night and I did the same before Nightrogue hit him on the shoulder.

"I know, I just promised myself I wouldn't cry until after the show," Night said wiping the tear away.

"Wimp," Featherclaw said looking at Nightrogue.

"Says the man that smothers her daughter with just about anything she want's," Said Nightrogue looking back.

"Will you two love birds knock it off already," I said to the two trying to hold back a laugh.

"We're not love birds," they both said in unison before I just laughed my ass off and they blushed considerably at the joke I pulled off.

"Great grandpa," a familiar voice called out then I looked around to the source to find Applebloom come running to me in the dress I made for her a few days ago. The dress matched her mane and fur. She ran past both Nightrogue and Featherclaw then hugged me while I hugged and picked her up. I then put one arm under her thighs while Applebloom wrapped her arms around my neck. "Thank you for the clothes you got me," Applebloom said in the cutest southern accent she had.

"Her voice reminds me of the people back during our time," Nightrogue said giggling a little.

"Now ain't she the cutest thing I had ever seen," Featherclaw said while looking at Applebloom.

Applebloom looked at the Griffin and Pegasus with confused looks. "The griffin is Razorclaw and the pegasus is Nightrogue," I said looking down at Applebloom.

No. Bucking. Way.," Someone said behind from behind me. I looked behind to see Rainbow Dash before she said, "Razorclaw and Nightrogue, the two that help start a music revolution." The other five of the mane six came running from behind her.

"But where's the third one that helped out," Fluttershy said hiding behind Applejack.

I just smirked before saying, "you just have to find out at the end of the show." Applejack just facepalmed at what I said knowing the secret and what her family had help to make was part of it.

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After the little get together and nearly all day and night of partying, it was time for Celestia to raise the sun and Luna to lower the moon. After that it was time for the last concert of the celebration and of the first generation of Tapped Out. I came out with Razorclaw and two other males. The crowd went mad at the sight of Razorclaw and I. All four of us were once human and part of the same group of survivors. All four of us went up to the microphone with Razorclaw and I in the center.

The one to my left is named Acelin Ancart, yes, he is from France but is fluent in English. He lived near the city of Cantorlot when I found him and of course his dream was to be in a band. Alicen is a unicorn with a height of five foot eight and is still able to pack a punch if needed, considering his age. He was wearing sky blue jeans with his personal styled shoes. He had a tank top with a fedora on.

The one to Razorclaw's right is named Duke Mustang, an Earth Pony. His height is five foot eleven and muscular yet really into fashion for some odd reason. Which was a major hint that he was gay, which he's proud of it. Loved playing the guitar as a hobby when he wasn't doing something with fashion which saved us money to spend on other things for the band.

All four of us have the same clothes as Acelin on while standing in front of the microphone except I had my hood up with a mask around my eyes and the pattern on my nose was darkened to a lite grey. No one knows that I'm the third original member of Tapped Out yet until later on in the show. All four of us cleared our throats and started singing:

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Razorclaw sang the first verse while Duke sang the second and I had sang the third verse of the song. All of us sang like we meant it, which we did. The song made a few members of the audience cry a little from remembering the lose of loved ones. After the song, the crowd cheered for us as Duke and I went backstage which is void of anyone with backstage passes for the moment except for generation one and crew.

I took off the sweater jacket and changed up for the next time I'll be on stage which is in about thirty minutes. The shirt I'm wearing is a Hawaiian shirt. I'm also wearing shorts and the same shoes as before. During the thirty minutes, I've been talking to a few band mates until I was called up. "Well, talk to you later guys," I said as I went to the stage. I went onto the stage and a roar of cheers was heard. I went over to an electric guitar and picked it up. I put the strap around my neck and started to play the intro to Into the night. The crowd just screamed as Acelin started to sing the song:

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Everyone in the crowd was dancing to the song. After the song ended, the crowd just screamed as Diamond Miter came out to replace Acelin to sing. Diamond and Acelin are twins. Of course the fur is different. As Diamond went to the microphone, I started playing the start of the song which is Smooth:

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The crowd was dancing to the song again and man was it crazy. Luckily I found my herd and everyone else I know near the front row near the beginning of the song. After that song, it was another half an hour before I went out again. I was wearing casual clothing like I do after Smooth is done.

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As music started to play, I started to teleport out to the microphone until which the crowd could see light by until it became a faster passed then started to sing.

After the song I went backstage with some of the band then switched my outfit to more laid back look with a stetson cowboy hat. I came back out as the song started:

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then this song soon after: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=24ip4BJM00I&NR=1]

After the song Razorclaw came out with two guitars, both custom made, and handed one to me. The music started to play again:

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I went backstage then I looked at the clock to see that we're ahead of schedule by six minutes which would put the clock at nine fifty four. I wouldn't be singing for another hour and a half so I just waited until then. During the wait, I changed into the clothes I had when I first sang.

An hour and a half later....

Razerclaw and NIghtrogue are already out and waiting for me, so I went out as the song started: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYMEtNMVW4 About a minute into the song, I took off the mask and sweater jacket as I jumped as an electric guitar appeared on me as I played. In replace of Tokyo, Equestria is said. The crowd went wild at the start of the song and after I revealed myself as the third member and man did they went wild. During the start of the singing, I sang in a deep voice and slowly started to go to my lighter more recognized voice. My voice sounds like Billy Joe Armstrong and Johnny Depp put together.

After the song is finished, went to the next song:

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and man did the crowd love it. That song ended with the next one starting which made everyone in the crowd knew what it was:

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The next song, instead of England, Equestria was said:

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This next song got everyone hyped up:

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Everypony knows that this is the third to last song that me and the other two will play for the day. Even the other band members know as well.

At the end of the song, four american flags drop down vertically on either side of two slim machines. The crowd just went insane at the sight of the flags and the start of the song:

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Slim started to appear at the same time as the video covering not only me, Nightrogue and Razerclaw, but there was also slim machines in the crowd that was covering them as well. The crowd just loved what happened knowing what had this all ment.

I got a normal guitar and seated like the video and started playing:

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After the song, the slim was cleaned up which took a half an hour to do so considering how thing the slim was on the stage but took a little while longer for the crowd to clean up a little. After that, the rest of generation one of Tapped Out sang for the rest of the day.

A Great Start In A Great Town (Part Two)

Four weeks later....

It's been three weeks since the Summer Sun Celebration and it went off without a hitch, thank god. After getting back to Ponyville, generation one of Tapped Out helped finish the house I was making. The girls in the herd are getting along well together over the past three weeks and can't wait the the foals to be born. I held a town meeting last week to show that Chrysalis has turned good and has been feeding off of my love towards the herd.

Every citizen across the world never stopped talking about the last concert of generation one of Tapped Out. Some of the fans even started to cry since it happened. Razerclaw and Nightrogue finally got together after so much bickering. Gilda was proud that her father that he found somepony. I'm just hoping it would last long enough for marriage. Rainbow Dash was asked by Spitefire to be in a herd with her and Soaring. Let's just say Rainbow Dash couldn't help but faint from hearing that, she of course said yes after she woke up.

My herd and I moved into the house after it was finished, which took about a week. I hired someone to be a live in Fluttershy's old home to help take care of the animals there.

Present day....

Everypony in my herd was in the living room after a day of relaxing yesterday. "So, you were going to explain what the six elements are sweetie pie," Twilight said sitting across from me.

"Like I said before, there are six elements: fire, water, earth, wind, lightning and vegetation," I said, "Fire: The capability to create and control fire at will. Water: The capability to control water and ice at will Earth: The capability to control earth and sand while being able to create and control metal. Wind: The capability to control the air around you. Lightning: The capability to create and control lightning at will. Vegetation: The capability to control tree's, plant's, fruit's and vegetable's."

"So your capable of controlling just about everything at will," Chyrsalis said a little amazed at what I'm able to do.

"I'm able to go a few steps further with the elements," I said before sighing.

"How many steps further exactly," Twilight said with curiosity in her voice.

"I'm able to turn my body into the elements, but would take a lot of energy and magic to turn my body into the elements and back again so I don't wanna use it if I don't wanna," I said, "plus I would also need to take the elements to turn my body into them."

"How much do you need exactly to turn your body into the elements," Twilight said a little more curios then before.

"A mountain of each element, but luckily I'm able to create each element from out of air," I said before everypony gulped at what they heard. "But don't worry, I haven't used it in four hundred sixty six years and it was against Chrysalis's mother for killing my wife at the time." Everypony except Chrysalis looked over at her in shock and fear of what she might do.

"Don't worry, I don't blame him for it anymore since my hive needed a better queen at the time," Chrysalis said while leaning on me.

"Okay then, good to know," Twilight said.

"Will you be teaching your ways of bending the true elements to everypony," Dash said.

"Yes, that's why I created the floor above the garage for, but I wont be teaching all of what I know," I said looking at Dash.

"How come," Pinkie said.

"Last time I thought somepony that, she went insane with the knowledge that went with it, so I had to kill her for the safety of the planet," after I said that, everypony just gasped at that.

"Why did you do that," Fluttershy said in which she was about to cry.

"I had to either kill her or she would kill everypony on the planet," I said flatly.

"Oh, I see," Fluttershy said.

"Well, that should do it for the night," I said getting up and heading to the room that my herd will be sleeping in.

"Yelp, I better get going, my herd will probably be worried about be," Rainbow said before she got up and flew off to her house which had an expansion done to it for her herd. Everypony else followed me to the room before saying goodbye to Rainbow.

Fourteen days and Six hundred years later

Six days later....

Princess Celestia is in the dining hall working on some documents for which has doubled since she sealed her sister in the moon. That was only four hundred and three years ago when she did. Celestia was remembering that large bulge on the Alicorn every time her mind started to wonder off. She would snap out of her trance every time she felt like playing with herself. When Celestia snapped out of it this time, there was a loud scream coming from her bedroom. Once she heard it, she got up and headed to her bedroom to find out what was wrong.

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I woke up screaming from what seamed like a nightmare but was only a sharp pain from having my magic restored quicker then expected. I then went to rub my eyes before hearing a door open. After rubbing my eyes, I looked to see who had opened the door only to see an anthro pony with white fur, a horn and what looked like wings on her back. I also saw that she was wearing a royal white dress which complemented her figure perfectly. I noticed that this mare had a crown on her head, so I figured she was some sort of royalty. The princess and I looked at each other in a silence before I broke it saying, "Take it your royalty or something."

The princess was a little shocked at what I said before saying in a motherly voice, "Yes, my name is Princes Celestia, ruler of the land of Equestria. I also raise the sun and the moon each day and night."

"Great, just great," I said with a palm to the forehead. I looked around the room a little before I remembered what happened that faith full night. "How long have have been out cold," I said looking over to Celestia, in which she was now at the end of the bed I was in.

She looked at me a little flushed before answering, "You have been out for six days now."

I saw her cheeks flushed and stared to wonder why so I looked down only to see why. I didn't have my shirt on and it also felt like I didn't have any pants or socks on. I looked under the covers to see that I only had my boxers on with what looked like a huge bulge in them. I also noticed that I was somehow clean of anything that I had while back on my planet. "Do you know who cleaned me," I said while looking back at Celestia which she blushed deeply after I asked the question.

I saw her blush even more and soon realized that she was the one that had washed me. Celestia then said, "While you were asleep, I had some time to look into your memories to find out more about you and was shocked to know why you were contemplating on that road to choose between the safe root and the more dangerous root."

"I knew there was someone watching me for some reason in the past few months," I said looking at Celestia before she covered her mouth with her hands for what she had said.

"I'm sorry, was I intruding," Celestia said as her face started to return to normal.

"No, no, it's just that I didn't really pay much attention to it until you mentioned that life changing altercation," I said before looking around again, "You wouldn't happen to know where my clothes are."

"Of course," Celestia said before her horn glowed while levitating my pants, shirt, socks and shoes then put them next to me.

"Thanks," I said before putting on my shirt, which was one of those MMA Elite shirts. The design had the Irish cross with three skulls in front of it on the left side of the shirt. Two more crosses were on the left of the shirt. I sat on the edge of the bed to put my pants on when I herd the door close. I looked over at the door to see that Celestia was gone but soon realized I was wrong.

"I just can't take it anymore," I heard Celestia say as she pulled off my boxers to reveal my huge ball sack. She started to suck on one of the balls as my membrane started to show itself from the pleasure I was receiving from the princess. I knew then and there that Celestia never really had any action in her life, probably not at all.

Celestia kept sucking on both my balls until my membrane was fully erect. She then took off her royal dress to reveal that she never had any underwear on to begin with while at the same time her pussy was soaking wet. Her horn glowed which levitated me onto the center of the bed while she crawled on top of me with my large two foot horse cock just about to plunge into her pussy. Celestia then pushed her sweet smelling vagina down engulfing almost 5/8's of my cock as she moaned in pleasure and from the sound of her moan, she most likely really wanted this.

I saw and heard that she really needed this so I lunged my hips up, pushing the rest of my cock into her. Celestia then gasped as her body shot up wards a little while her breasts bounced from it as she climaxed. The both of us started to have some passionate sex for the next hour, and man did it feel good.

Three and a half days later....

Three and a half days had passed after that passionate hour of sex before Celestia had finally collected herself to talk to me. She was looking for me while two guards were walking with her and she didn't have to look far since I was in the study, reading a book on the different plants this world had to offer. She told the two guards to stay outside the door and they did. I looked up considering that I heard the door open to see Celestia looking around to find me. She was in her usual Royal white dress like always.

Celestia saw the glow of my horn in the corner of her eye since I was putting the book back in it's place. I saw her walking over to me with a face like she wanted to talk to me. I just smiled as I teleported a chair for Celestia to sit in. She saw the chair and sat in it with a lite blush to her face still with that determined face. "Take it you want to talk about something, your highness," I said with a smirk on my face as I might know what she want's to talk about.

Celestia cleared her throat before speaking, "Yes, I want to talk to you of what happened about three days ago." She was blushing a little more as she said it.

"Figured as much," I said sighing a little. Celestia raised an eyebrow at me. "Let me guess, that was only a one time deal and it won't happen again," I was saying looking at her which she looked a little perplexed.

"How...How did you know?," The princess said as her blush went away.

"You've been avoiding me for the past three days now, so when I saw you with that determined look on your face, I figured it was something like that. Considering that your royalty and no one knows if I am or not," I said looking at Celestia

"So basically, your gonna cut all ties with me," Celestia said which she sounded a little sad.

"No I wont," I said as Celestia lightened up from hearing that. "But I will leaving in about four days so that I can get used to this world."

Celestia nodded before saying, "Understandable, but when will you be back," She was about to say my name when she shuddered from remembering.

I saw what happened to Celestia as she shuddered. "What's wrong Celestia," I said with some concern in my voice.

"It's about your name," She said with a look of concern.

"You can just call me Desperado if you want," I said before giving out a chuckle.

Celestia raised an eyebrow before saying, "What was with the chuckle, Desperado,"

I chuckled a little more before saying, "Desperado is a name of a song back during my time period."

"Oh, I can see why you chuckled at the name," Celestia said giggling a little.

I then started to sing the lyrics to the of the song: Desperado by The Eagles

Celestia started to shed some tears until I stopped singing and started to cry a little myself. "In about four day's I'll be leaving to find out where I should be staying for the rest of my life," I said wiping the tears off.

"How will you keep yourself busy before you do find a place," Celestia said a little worried.

"I'll find a way for that to happen," I said looking at Celestia with a smile. She then smiled back in return.

Four and a half days later and some history lesson's from my planet....

I found out that Celestia is completely swamped with paperwork, so I took this chance to take my leave. I found my way to the castle garden where my Chevy was parked. I did some repairs to the car with a spell I learnt while still in my time period. I even gave it a new paint job while I was at it. Celestia and I never had that that much in common anyways.

The new paint consisted of the japanese military flag, having the red circle on the hood of the engine, Hawaiian flowers with stems encircled the lines while the occasional flower head being on the vine.There was blue symbols inside the red circle. Those words were the japanese and the same words I said before being transported through time after a failed attempt to get a magical crystal.

I have gotten a few things while I was here like some bits to get me started in my new life and some gems with magic in them. As luck would have it, during the past four and a half days, I found out how to infuse magic onto gems, which wasn't all too hard if you ask me. Don't know why I never bothered finding out how to do so. I also got my clothes I had in my trunk washed.

I get into the drivers side of my Cevy and started to levitated the car out of the garden. The reason why I didn't say goodbye to Celestia was that I just hated goodbyes. I even told Celestia about how I hated goodbyes so that if she sees that my Chevy is going, she wouldn't worry too much.

Five hundred and ninety seven years later....

Celestia found out that I left and knew I could handle myself since I read just about every book in her private library. I've sent the occasional letter after getting to a town or city. Invented a few things, like the train and vehicale while both utilizen the magic infused gems which had gotten myself rich, really rich. Gotten married a few times and man were those women worth the time. I wasn't that close to Equestria when Celestia's sister was released from her prison on the moon. I was three years away to begin with. My current wife had just died of old age, which was the same for my past wives, and had just buried her before I left for Canterlot.

Three years later...