Colt Of Duty: Magic WarMare 3

by TheDawnMoon

Blank Tuesday

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Colt of Duty: Magic WarMare 3

“All magic is based on Friendship!”

Chapter 1: Blank Tuesday

“SHIT, WATCH OUT!” Big Mactavish yells as a rocket is shot at the Jeep.  Too late, he thought as the jeep exploded leaving nothing but body parts as an aftermath. Big Mactavish climbs out of the rubble of what was left of the jeep. M4A1 and XM25 in hand running down the streets of Manehatten. As changelings shoot from the opposite sides of the street, Big Mactavish and his team, Cheeryuri, Bryce, and the rest of the Canterlot army return fire. Adrenaline pumping though Big Mactavish’s veins, he shoots grenades from his XM25 back at the changeling bastards. Buildings crumble above them as Big Mactavish notices a plane crashing into what used to be carrot tops cottage. Carrot top runs out of the crumbling cottage and gets shot straight in the head by a changeling. Big Mactavish can’t help to chuckle a slight “heheyup.” Him and his team finally make it to the steps of the town hall.

“RPG!” Bryce yells as a rocket hits town hall. Big Mactavish looks up at the destruction of town hall. “LEFT FLANK! No pun intended.”

Big Mactavish snaps back to the battlefield and continues to shoot at the changelings.  “GET TO THE BUILDING! WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE JAMMER!”

Big Mactavish, Cheeryuri, and Bryce shoot their way to the building. Big Mactavish slams into the double doors, they don’t open. After many attempts, all end in vain. “Wait, I have an idea,” Cheeryuri exclaims. Walking towards the door, she pushes it open. Bryce facehoofs and Big Mactavish runs in. “PLANT THE C4!” yelled Bryce. Big Mactavish reaches into his saddlebag for the C4, but is all out. He looks around the room noticing a dead changeling body with a rocket that could fit in a RPG. He picks up the rocket, and takes aim at the jammer. He bucked the rocket, and the jammer explodes. But, it wasn’t the rocket that caused the explosion. As the smoke cleared, Big Mactavish sees none other than Princess Luna.

“FEAR NOT YOUNG FOALS, FOR I HAVE DESTROYED THE JAMMER.”

Says Luna in the traditional royal Canterlot voice.

“With what?” Bryce asks.

“WITH this C4 I found, actually.” Luna says. “I found it on the stairs of town hall.” Cheeryuri rolls her eyes at Big Mactavish, Bryce bangs his head on the wall with frustration.

  “ GET TO THA CHOPPA.” They all run to the chopper, when they see that their pilot is Pinkie Pie.

“Are You as excited as I am? I mean I’ve never driven a helicopter before. I mean this is exciting. Except for the time where my plane was hit by a rocket.” Pinkie says in her energetic voice.

“When was that?” Bryce questions. “Now.” Pinkie chirps. “WHAT?!” All of them yell at once. A beeping on the helicopter radar comes on as they all see a rocket come towards them. They all say their final words.

Pinkie starts to chuckle. “It’s not a real rocket silly, it’s a piñata!”

“Where’s the real one?” asked Cheeryuri.

“It’s right here in the cockpit.” Explains Pinkie. “I bet it has candy in it!” says Pinkie. “NO!” the others yell as Pinkie smash the rocket with a baseball bat.  As the helicopter goes down, Pinkie lets out a huge “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” The helicopter spins out of control and crashes in the Evergreen forest with a loud BANG.

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