Discord's Father

  "Hey there mister writer! Do you like parties I love parties! What about cupcakes? I love cupcakes! What is the bad guy here looking for Discord?" Pinkie pie stated in her upbeat tone. "He doesn't seem very nice why'd he kill two of Celestia's guards?"

  "Whoa Pinkie I can't reveal why that's the point of the story, how are you even speaking with me?" I said rather confused about this.

  "Because YOU'RE the one writing it silly. But why I'm asking is what do you think is going to happen? I think old Scratch is going to be our friend!"

  "Pinkie he's the Devil, the fallen angel. To be plain he's evil."

  "So was Dissy but he turned good!"

  "Yes I know, because Fluttershy was being a friend to him I know. But this is Lucifer not Discord."

  "You also said he casts a shadow darker than Sombra's!"

  "I know what I wrote Pinkie."

  "So how's everything between you and your girlfriend?"

  "Wha- what?! How do you know what's going on in my life?"

  "Silly I know because I heard. So how are you two doing?"

  "We broke up."

  "Aww what happened? Please tell me?"

  "Let me say she's got Rainbow Dash's attitude, and like a changeling. Well at least I don't have to worry about that anymore."

  "I know what will cheer you up!"

  "Is it a party?"

  "Yes, how'd you know?"

  "Call it a lucky guess."

  "I know some mares that would love to meet you. Oh like Twilight! Or maybe Lyra. Oh oh oh Derpy, as long as you have a muffen."

  "Pinkie, Twilight would want to study me then ask over a million questions. Lyra might pass out if she saw me or Lucifer for that matter. And isn't Derpy married or something and have a kid?"

  "Well she does have a daughter, but she isn't married. Why it looks like you have a crush on her don't you?"

  "No I just asked a question jeez. Besides I'm not the catch of the year here."

  "Stop that you look nice Mr Shadow."

  "How'd you, never mind."

  "I know who you like I know who you like I know who you like!"

  "What?! But how?"

  "Its Celestia isn't it, nonononono it Luna!"

  "Pinkie cut that out!"

  "You have a crush on Luna you have a crush on  Luna. Oh I'm so telling Twilight this! She might crack a rib from laughing so hard!"

  "Pinkie no don't tell Twilight!"

  "Aww why not? Is it because then she might really ask you a lot of questions?"

  "Pinkie can I please get back to writing this story? Please?"

  "Oh fine Raven Shadow but I'm still going to tell Twilight that you like Luna!"

  "Oh my god hey wait oh, my god I can continue the story finally."