Diary of an Equestrian Citizen

Dear Diary,

Today, I had no idea what was going on. It was supposedly just a simple, average day in Ponyville with not a single bit of weirdness in it. I even got to go to the sofa clerk to buy a new couch for my living room.

Well, perhaps it wasn't at all average; some pink pony walked in and ended up jumping on the sofa that I was just about to pay for. I got furious to see a spring popping out of that sofa and refused to buy it for the damages. The store clerk got furious too as the shop lost money because of it and even had to call security. Immediately she darted off along with her two companions, a yellow Pegasus and some orange cowgirl earth pony. I didn't know what that nuissance's name was, although I heard it to be "Pinnie Pee" or "Pintie Pie"... well whatever.

After such a tiring day, or half-day to be more exact, I took a nap in my hammock. Well, I didn't have a sofa to sleep on because some pink puff had to be overly annoyingly hyper and ruin my chance to get the sofa I wanted.

Upon waking up, I went to get some gourmet ingredients to practice my culinary skills, which I'm best at, even proven by my cutie mark shaped like a frying pan. Unfortunately, in the store that I went to, nobody was there. Even the market was totally devoid of the presence of even a single pony. That's not all...  The lights were all dimmed down and I swear, not even the slightest sound could be heard. I couldn't even see a single pony as I walked by.

I raced down all over Ponyville just to find out what the heck was going on. While taking a lonesome and awfully silent self-tour, I heard a strange, little noise. It sounded kinda like "Flimsy goo goo". Was it that Pinnie Pee pony again? I doubted it; one thing's for sure: if it was really her, she wouldn't have disappeared into silence, considering the fact that she probably can't sit down and shut up. Nevertheless, I followed the sound and ended up getting into the outskirts of Ponyville. at that point on everything became pitch-black. My fur was tingling with goosebumps as I walked by. Not long after, I heard the exact same noise and immediately darted back to my house in Ponyville.

The last strange thing to happen to me was that when I tried to prepare my own salad, it tasted horrible! That's pretty questionable as I was always a culinary whiz since I was small. I knew that this could only mean one thing: something's going on around here. Well, as of this point, I'm going to bed. I think I'm gonna find out what's going on tomorrow instead.