Long long ago, in a galaxy far far fucking away, there lived a lonely 16 year-old princess Gabby. How she longed for a prince to one day come to her rescue, as she was locked in a tower guarded by an evil dragon named Eli. She dreamed every night about what her prince might look like, and how he would save her. Many brave knights had tried, but alas, they could not take on the dragon; they were too weak to slay the beast. Princess Gabby began losing hope, and gave up wishing; there was no point to her dreams anymore, they'd never come true anyway. Then, one day, her knight in shining armour arrived, his name was Prince Benny, and he rode a beautiful horse named Rachel. She was the fastest horse around, despite being a girl. Princess Gabby was mortified; she feared for the young prince's life. She knew the dragon was powerful and wicked. She watched as the battle began. Prince Benny drew his sword and gave his mare a kick and she charged at Eli. As the dragon exalted flames at them. The embers seemed so innocent, dancing playfully in the moonlight, not knowing the damage that could be caused. However, since Rachel was so fast, she outran the fire's harmful strikes and continued full speed ahead. Sword in hand, Prince Benny slashed the dragon, whom fell to the ground, drawing his last painful breaths, he shut his eyes and opened the door to eternal sleep. Prince Benny was victorious and took Princess Gabby back to his castle where they listened to Echelonic music and lived fuckingly emo ever after.
