One day I was drunk (just flat out wasted ) and just walked down a dark alley and suddenly saw a purple vortex open in front of me I was to drunk to do anything about it and I walked right through it.
When I woke up I saw a form of a horse then I saw a glowing horn above me
"huh,I've never seen a creature quite like this Pinkie,"said the horse
"Say wwwhhhaaatt!" I said still in a drunk daze
"hhmmmmm?" said the hazy looking unicorn .The figure started coming to view as my drunkenness began to wear off .
"huh," as I notice a talking unicorn .
"Holy Shit ,WHAT ARE YOU!"
"I am Twilight Sparkle and this is Pinkie Pie," she smiled widely.
"Hi!" said the pink pony and also babbled off words I couldn't understand completely
"where am I?" I said
"well, your in Ponyville." Twilight answered.
"Which is what exactly?"
"You're in a town filled with talking ponies." The unicorn said,sarcastically.
"Yeah and It is amazing -" said the excited pink pony and also said other words not completely clear
"OW! My head." I said,as I grasped my head.I had a nasty hangover.
"Oh yeah.You might have a head-ache for a while."
"Do you 'ponies' have a bar close by ,I know the perfect way to get rid of my headache." I said hoping for a answer.
"Yeah I know the perfect one let's go!" pinkie exclaimed
As I was still shocked at the fact that I'm in a place filled with talking ponies
"Twilight come with us." Pinkie said as she opened the door.
"Oh no,I have to much stuff to do." She said as a blush came upon her face.
"Suit yourself.Come on Human-or what should I call you"
"Just call me Cory," I said proudly
"Ok.Lets go.
When we got there it was I guess 5:00p.m. it was starting to get dark.
"Its pretty busy on Friday," Pinkie said,as she trotted in.
"Oh," I had lost track of time after I got heavily drunk
Pinkie Pie walked over to the bar.
"Hey,A.J. martini for me and for the human a umm,"
"Whiskey," I announced to the pony behind the counter.
The place was surprised to see a human but eventually they went about there business
"Alright,Pinkie," the blond-maned mare said as she went to get the drinks.
"Cory,I dare you to DJ." Pinkie said giggling as she sipped her martini quickly.
"Oh yeah," I said,as I raised an eyebrow."Wow,this isn't bad,"
I was surprised 'ponies' could fix such good drinks.
"Yeah,we ponies,fix good drinks."
I the sudden a wave of emotion hit me.
I felt like I had a certain connection toward her ,Pinkie had something attractive about her but I didn't know what yet.
As I heard a dubstep drop beat all of the sudden all the bar was dancing including Pinkie. I started to dance also with her.
Laughing my ass off.
In the world of mine the dubstep was the only thing keeping alive (Literally).
"Are you liking it here so far?" Pinkie askedyelling, over the music.
"Yeah,actually," I agreed,trying to yell over the loud music too,as I remembered Pinkie had challenged me earlier to DJ and I could,for all these breakdancing ponies .
So I went up to the DJ table and asked the pony up there if I could try, surprisingly she said
"Yes,"
I had learned a couple tricks from my brother for this type of thing. Heck,I could of been the next 'Skrillex' or something like that anyway.
I noticed a lot of ponies on the dancefloor more than last time. I saw Pinkie was dancing fiercest of all.
I laughed as I made some very good dubstep (if I do say so myself)
Me and Pinkie walked out and she said I could stay at her house and I was to drunk to decline the offer.
As soon as I entered the dark building she started to kiss me,I kissed her back.
She ran into her room,I followed.
Things started to escalate very quickly,she ripped my clothes off.We continued to kiss.passionatly.
She then,got on top of me and started to moan with pleasure as she rode me.
"Oh-Fuck me harder,Cory." she said ,shoving my manhood deeper and deeper into her pussy,
"Ok,Pinkie,"
I shoved my dick deeper into her marehood,as hard as I could.
"Oh-my-Celestia!" Pinkie yelled,as she tried to catch her breath.
"How is this?" I asked,as I grabbed her ass and massaged it as I went in and out of her hot sex.
"Oh.I'm gonna come,baby."
"Me-too," I was now starting to get tired as well.
"Just-a little-more-AH!" Pinkie exclaimed once more,as she came.Spraying her love juices on my dick.I came inside her,dispersing all my come into her as hard as I could.
Her eyes rolled back into her head,as the immense pleasure took over.
She lumped over beside me.putting a hoof across my chest.As we laid there panting loudly.
"That was my first time." Pinkie said as I could barely hear her over her heavy breathing.
"Are you ready for,Round two."
"What-" I was interrupted by her kissing me,and her tongue swirling inside my mouth.
She broke the kiss,looking at me with those beautiful sky-blue eyes.
"I love you,"
"I love you,too," I said as she mounted me.
"Let's do it again."
"Let's shall," I agreed.
Pinkie Pie carefully lowered herself down on my cock and began to slowly go in a circular motion.Letting out slight squeaks of pleasure.
"Do-You want to try the other hole?" she asked as she stopped.
"Yes," I responded.I was putty in her hands.
She raised herself up and put her asshole onto my erection.
"This might hurt-me." she said with worry,
"Don't worry I will go slow,"
I grabbed her rump and slid my member into her ass,slowly rubbing her butt as I had done before.
Progressively getting faster after every passing moment,
"Ok,faster. I want all of you inside of me." Pinkie said,as she pushed all of me into her ass,carefully.
"Ok," I was getting close again.
She then went full speed,I couldn't keep up. I was about to blow my load.
"Pinkie slow down.I-am-going to come."
"Good," she mumbled as she didn't slow down.
I released all my come inside her once more,both of us arched our backs as we came simultaneously.
I passed out from the overload of pleasure.
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The next morning I woke up feeling a weight on my shoulder ,it was Pinkie,I tried to go through the events that happened last night but couldn't .
She woke up,
"Good morning sleepy head," she said as she got up from bed and trotted out the door happily,"You should probably get dressed.I live in a bakery for the time being and it's about opening time,"
"Ok," I looked at her in confusion.
"Hey Cup Cake can I open the doors yet?"
Pinkie asked.jumping up and down in front of Cup Cake's doorway.
And the way Pinkie Pie talked to the one known as 'Cup Cake' seemed like she was her boss.
Cake opened the door and said yes .
For some reason I saw a big horse (with a green apple "cutie mark " as the ponies here called it) in Cup Cake's bed.
I had seen the same one at the bar last night and he was with Applejack talking to her and Pinkie told me it was Applejack's brother.
Cup Cake must of gotten some action of her own but I didn't tell Pinkie (I thought she already knew).
"Hey Pinkie I'm gonna go look around town. I'll come visit you later, I won't be gone long." I said,as I got dressed,
"Ok,silly head," she giggled .
I went to exit the building and all the sudden I was stopped by this frantic little filly with a big red bow tie,with a tan fur and no cutie mark and she said one of her friends were in trouble .
I followed her into a steep hill and found a little foal with a white, pink ,purple ,and white mane .
The little pony said that Sweetie Bell and had broken her leg on the way down the hill .
"I'm coming Sweetie Bell hold on." I said,all I heard was painful sound from the little mare.
I learned a technique for this sort of situation in diver school, that I was kicked out of because of my common mistake of being drunk.
"Do you have her?" Applebloom said frantically
"Call the pony hospital Applebloom," as I made sure the little pony was alright,she wasn't.
"Ok,"
Paramedics arrived (or I should say Paraponies ) and they took Sweetie Bell to the hospital.
They took her to the same hospital that took care of me when I came through the portal (I was out longer than I thought ) and I wasn't the only one visiting Sweetie Bell.
Pinkie, Rarity,Twilight,and Fluttershy were also visiting.
The ponies were relieved that she was alive .
They also thanked me for rescuing the young pony.
(most of them didn't like my presence, I mean that group of ponies liked me but most of Ponyville didn't )
That night I took Pinkie out to a place called De le French Pony ,it was very nice and Pinkie liked it there. I also saw her tearing through the dessert ( no surprise)
"Heh,heh.Cory when comes to restaurants you are the best and you are a good companion," said the mare with chocolate all over her mouth.
"Thanks Pinkie ,you know I have been thinking," I looked off in the distance,theatrically,"I've only been here for only about a week but it feels like a lifetime and in my world I wasn't happy at all but now that you have came into my life and I have became sober ,and I have fallen in love," I said staring into her big beautiful eyes,and grasping her hoof in my hand.
"With who?"
She looked at me curiously,blushing red.
"You Pinkie,"
"Re-Rea-Really?" She looked at me in a sort of awe.
"Yes ,your fun ,funny ,caring everything I like in a wo-I mean mare,"
I stopped myself before I said "woman".
"Why thank you and I have a confession to: I love you," Pinkie said quickly.
"I love you Pinkie "
"I love you to Cory. Lets go to my house," Pinkie recommended.
I agreed.
When we arrived she kissed me and our tongues met each others in a warm ,hot ,passionate ,and loving kiss and we made love in her bed but this time there was a lot more compassion.
I moved my hips to match up with hers and she liked every moment of it and every last tantalizing breath of hers drove me wild .
"Oh, yes fuck me Cory ohhh!"she said as her sex went down on mine.
"Oh,yeah,Pinkie."
"Yeah ride me hard." she said as I slid in and out of her hot throbbing marehood
"I'm coming," Pinkie Pie said as bobbed her head back and forth with every push.
"Me too." I said trying to keep up.
"I am,gonna,"she moaned again,"come,"
I splurged inside of her,her come spreading on my dick,mixing with my come.
We both passed out,embracing each other in a tight hug.
I had feelings for her ever since I came here ...
I'm so glad I'm not in my dimension anymore.
My life was a piece of literal SHIT but that was before I met Pinkie Pie.