NOTICE: This story does not go against any story or website. Everything in this story came out of my own head.

What happens when Rainbow realizes the reason ponies are ruining her is because of a few stories? If you're a Rainbow Dash lover like me, you'll see.

Update: I see from the number of dislikes that this story isn't nearly as popular as my other song-inspired one, "Rainbow Dash's Biggest Fan", and I'm sorry. I just had to get this one out.

I would like to thank Mudvayne (one of my favorite bands) and their song, "Happy?" for inspiring me to write this story.

Rated Teen for some dark themes and brief strong language.