Steven Jo visits Equestria

“I be goin’ in Shawty, I be goin’ in, yea.” -Steven Jo

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Steven Jo found himself looking at the distant well designed ivory beam supported ceiling of the Canterlot castle.

“Woah, where am I?!” Steven Jo yelled, attempting to process how he had gotten on the cold patterned white and grey squared floor of the Canterlot castle.

“We need your help! Equestria is under attack from the evil Chrysalis, once more!” Celestia says in a panicked, rushed tone

“What, who, where?” Steven Jo questioned. Feeling as though he is part of a very elaborate, and from the looks of how well done the place is, expensive joke.

“Queen Chrysalis is attacking, the queen of changelings, Equestria” Celestia answered all of his questions in a sentence, although they were just a broad coverage.

“Wait, hold up, what?” Steven Jo questioned once more, looking down and taking note of how he was now a zebra, “Why am I a fuckin’ zebra?!” Steven Jo said, flailing his limbs around till he could understand what muscle does what.

After a pathetic attempt at the worm, Steven Jo the zebra was standing on all 4 legs. Steven Jo repeated his question, “Why am I a zebra?”

“You cannot fight with that inferior ‘human’ body” she strains human as if it was foreign to her tongue.

“Inf... Inferior!? Who you callin Inferior, WE GOT THUMBS” Steven Jo screamed at Celestia.

“Well, can you do this?” Celestia then lifted him with her yellow aura of magic, sparkling with the reflection of the sunlight

“First off, I don't know how, secondly, I ain't got no horn, I’m a zebra...”

Celestia looked behind her a little with her head ducked slightly lower than her usual high ride of the high life.

“Oh, yes, I forgot about that part...” Celestia said

“What, pickin’ me, and then makin’ me a zebra, braggin’ ‘bout yo’ magic ‘n stuff, namby pamby pony princess” Steven Jo retorted, in a success to making the princess feel guilted, but offended in his language towards her.

“That is no way to talk to the princess of Equestria” Celestia said

“I don’t give a fuck, I will never die, I’m immortal.” Steven Jo the zebra said

With that Steven Jo was swiftly taken to a dark room with the label “Dungeon” on the outside, carved into a wood title above the door frame. Where upon he was forced to think their way, the pony way.

Or at least, they tried to...