//-------------------------------------------------------//
              Iron Man: Equestrian Adventures              
                   -by Shark boy lover-                    
//-------------------------------------------------------//
//-------------------------------------------------------//
                         Prologue                          
//-------------------------------------------------------//
Prologue
New York, Port (classified), 2012, November 13th, 19:55
The darkness, The oh so dark. Doesn't induce fear? Thats why Iron Man is shooting it with repulsors. Especially the corner that has a electric whip lashing robot. Problem is Iron Man is getting his iron butt handed to him.
"AGHHHHHHH!" Tony Stark yelled in agony.
"Sorry, Iron man. Cant take 100 volts?" Asked Whiplash 3.0 maliciously
Tony replied with a uni beam to Whiplash's face. And Whiplash replied with a whip to Tony's Armor. More importantly the processor in the head. As the computer started shutting down it took up all information to reboot to avoid losing it. When it did some info went to the repulsors. As Tony shot his last repulsor it put down that info. That info was a portal.
(Meanwhile...)
Twilight Sparkle was having a surprisingly good day, The most amazing thing about it was she found a scroll at the royal library! As she went over her day in her head she looked at the proud bookshelf that contained the new scroll. She didn't care what it was she was going to test it. Getting up from her bed and levitating the scroll over, she began to follow the instructions. As purple fizz's came out of her horn a circle formed on the floor. As soon as it opened a iron monster came through.
"AH!" Twilight yelled.
The iron thing sat up and groaned, holding what seemed to be its head. As it looked around it saw the portal closing.
"NO NO NO NO NO!"  Tony yelled, Lunging towards the portal to get back.
It closed and he hit the floor. He sat up and sighed, not noticing the purple unicorn to the side that was staring at it while edging to the door. Tony got up and looked around, finally stopping and looking at the purple unicorn.
'How ironic' thought Tony, remembering the beat down The Unicorn gave him earlier.
"Uh....Hi?" Asked Twilight whilst preparing a defense spell.
Tony was thinking a million miles a hour, thinking about how unreal all this looked, and how that there was a unicorn in front of him.
'Computer i want a full bio scan of this thing' Tony said in mute mode to the the armor.
'Detecting higher level pituitary gland and pineal gland'
'what?' though Tony, as he went over it.
A pituitary gland and pineal gland? In a horse that has a horn that is most likely glued?
"Um excuse me can you talk?" asked Twilight.
"Uh yea, what are you?" asked Tony staring off into space in his helmet.
"Well im a unicorn. What are you?" asked Twilight
"Unicorns dont exist." Stated Tony
"What do you think your looking at?" asked Twilight
"A horse with a horn glued on" said Tony
Twilight sighed and levitated a book, while tony scanned it.
'no quantum field manipulation? Nothing?' asked Tony, doubting his scans.
'correct' The computer answered.
"A-HEM" Twilight said
"What?" Tony asked
"What are you?" Twilight asked
"Im Iron Man" Tony replied