Yuri, that sonofabitch really did it this time. First he betrays Russia and fucks them over and then he goes after the world with a wide range of brain control techniques. I used to be an Allied pilot for Korea. I could drive any jet and hit any target. Well, provided there isn't a UFO or anti-air turret in the area. And no mind- control stuff... No enemy planes... No Chromoshifts... Hey, don't judge me! Look, this is how I was trapped in this world full of fluffy, friendly, and colored horses and I obviously was very wanted...
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