Dividing by Zero

by slenderpony14

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

When twilight hits a wrong key on the Doctor's new "Calculator" and accidentally divides by zero, all hell breaks loose.
The old Discord meets the new Discord,
Nightmare moon meets princess Luna,
Unicorn Twilight meets Alicorn Twilight,
Ect.

This is not a parody of 'Dividing' by Zero by The Offspring, but it would help to have that song playing during the fight in chapter 3.

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Prologue

Prologue
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Dividing by Zero

Prologue

A Far Time Ago, In A Galaxy Long, Long Away,

"Im just sayin', cable would be nice," Derpy followed the Doctor out of the Tardis.

"Well, yes, but who as the the money? OR the technology?" The witty doctor replied, continuing his trot in to the outskirts of Ponyville.

"You do!"

"Derpy, im not installing cable just so you can watch spongebob!" The Doctor stomped his hoof into the dirt. Cracks formed in the area that he had set on. "What the blazes?" He whispered, noticing the growing cracks underhoof. Soon, the ground he had stepped on had broken and compacter down into a small, spinning cube. The area around it was fine, no cracks, no depressions, and, it was surrounding a square hole.

Derpy screamed a noise that could scare even Smaug, but it quickly morphed into a demented laugh of a child. "Him. FETCH ME HIS, SOUL!" She was now illuminating a red-ish glow, and was levitating with out moving her wings, which were spread out proudly, open and twitching every now and again.

"Derpy?" The doctor trembled. Three bright bolts of lightning hit the ground around him, and three identical Dobermans took formation in the lightning zones. They all had flesh rotting off of every part of their body, and they all were approaching the Doctor with snarls on their faces.

"Heh, heh heh, do-down d-d-dogies aheh, heh heh ah." The Doctor stammered, before turning and bolting off into the trees of the everfree forest.

SIC 'EM!

The Doctor's scream filled the air as the dogs caught up to him.

Derpy smiled.