My new crazy life

(this is taking and built of the episode, "keep calm and flutter on, i do not own anything from this intro)

Yes, Princess, I'm ready to use my magic for good instead of evil. [under his breath] Most of the time. said Discord

"oh you just wait Celestia, once she what chaos i'm about to bring to this world, you'll be sorry" thought Discord, as he snapped his fingers secretly."

______________________________________________________________________________________________________ The girls all went home after the Discord problem, and went on with the day like nothing happened, Discord went to live with Celestia in the castle, but what she doesn't know is that he had created a portal in which took someone from the home, and it was about to get worse....

"uhhhh my head, what hell, where am i?"

i groaned as i sat up, from the looks of it, i was in the middle of a grass field, on the edge of a forest, in the distance i saw a large lake, along with a house, that appeared to be a tree. There were animals swarming it, large and small, i took a look for about 10 seconds before passing out again.

"wow i'm really glad everything work out with discord, but i have a huge mess to clean up from all of this mess discord made when he was still evil" said fluttershy as she begin to work."

it was about 30 minutes in to her cleaning that her pet bunny angel came running inside that cottage screaming in fear."

"hmmm whats that angel, what, you found a weird looking animal outside by the ever free forest, alright i go take a look" said fluttershy

as she picked up angel as he stood on her back,she began walking outside of the forest, unaware of what she might find outside. She kept walking, and she began to see a weird, thing lying on the ground. To her it looked like a weird hairless monkey, but it had clothing on, and it wasn't moving. she crept in closer until she was right next to it, she looked at it(well me) until she saw what ever it was, was breathing, she poked me in the ribs and let out a very soft..

"hhhh--eelllo"

She kept looking at this weird thing, until i start slowly opening my eyes, i sit up slightly, and groaned  "oh my god, my head fucking hurt like a bitch"

Fluttershy let out a deafening scream, turned around and bucked my straight in the face, i passed out on impact.

She ran all the way to her friend twilights house to tell her what just happened. After she explained every thing about it, twilight rounded up the others, so they all went down to fluttershy's cottage, when they got there, they all had the look on there face, a look that said (what the buck)

Twilight walked up to me and preformed a spell that woke me up, i was sitting up against a tree, and as i looked around there were 6 ponies standing around me, they were all random colors, some had horns, some had wings, and some had none, we sat in an awkward silence for about a minute or so, until twilight said

"uhh hi uhh there,  my name is twilight, do you understand me"

I could have responded in a better was but instead i let out some where sound like

"blah uhhh duhh"

they all looked at me with confusion, twilight said again

"uhhhmmm is that a yes?"

i looked around for signs that i was dreaming, i found none....

"yes i can."

all of the ponies look shocked, but the one who looked the worse was the one named twilight, i think i might know why.

she opened her mouth, and i knew she wasn't going to shut it for a while. God help me.