Imagine this if you will: You wake up on your twenty fifth birthday (after a night of heavy drinking) to find that you have a tattoo on both of your thighs. You think "God my friends are assholes for letting me do this" But then you realize that you're a part of something big. REALLY big.

You start turning into a pastel coloured equine who has a affinity for DJing even though you've never touched a turntable in your life.

Oh and just to twist the knife even further: Your friend keeps coming on to you even though they don't know why.

God I miss hands.

((Side story to Five Score, Divided by Four))

Cover art by HolyShmow on DA . Go check 'em out.