Gentlerama

by Bendy

Bender The Gentlerobot

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"And so I Bender Bending Rodríguez somehow got admittance into Equestria, despite being a convicted felon. Gathered a few Robots that like the mares and a few nerds bots to do the administration work, and then bam! My own man whore company Gentlerobots For Mares was setup. In merely ten minutes I got my first customer, Applejack. Beat that Gentlemen For Mares and Gentlealiens For Mares!" said Bender narrating.

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After leaving the Gentlerobots For Mares' HQ and getting a ride from a Pegasus from Canterlot to Sweet Apple Acres, the Robot Bender was outside a barn door, whom wore a fine tuxedo.

He knocked on the door, and within seconds Applejack answered.

"Howdy, you must be my Gentlerobot?"

"That I am milady."

Applejack grabbed Bender dragging him into the barn. Once inside she locked the door behind her.

"Did you load it with applesauce as I requested?" she said sexfully.

"Of course."

"My family's applesauce?"

"Yes."

She made a squeaking ball sound while she smiled broadly.

"Come mere you sexy Robot!" Bender whipped his dick out. "Lie down partner, I wanna taste the applesauce."

Bender lay himself down on a pile of hay.

"Baby, you're one fine looking mare."

"I know partner."

Applejack took the tip of his robot penis into her muzzle.

***

Back in New New York. It was late at night outside a Suicide Booth, where a large crowd of depressed people were queuing to kill themselves.

The crowd began to get smaller and smaller as each one entered the Suicide Booth and never came back out again.

"Stop!" screamed Fluttershy's voice. The crowd of depressed people turned to teary eyed Fluttershy from across the street. "Please, stop." she whimpered.

"Fuck off Pony!" shouted the same Irish Bending Unit from last night with the black octagon magnetic black beard, whom was first in the queue.

The Bending Unit took one footcup forward, when suddenly there was a pink blur going at super sonic speed, which went across the street to go right in front of him.

"Come on now, your life can't be all that bad."

"Get out of me-- He never got to finish his sentence when suddenly Pinkie Pie jumped up wrapping all four of her hooves around him to give him a hug. "What are-- Suddenly he felt less depressed as if she had some sort of magical effect on him that gave him hope. He actually began to think positive thoughts. "Well this does feel a little nice, I admit. Maybe I can make something out of meself. Maybe I am worth something? Maybe she's right, maybe I shouldn’t kill meself." he then said quietly to her. "Thank you."

A smile came upon his face as he gently placed Pinkie Pie back down on the ground and walked away.

"Come on now, hugs for everyone!" she said with a broad smile with her front hooves out stretched.

As if they too were under some sort of spell that made them less depressed, they all began to line up to get a hug from Pinkie Pie. Each one she hugged a smiled came upon their face and walked away from the suicide booth.

Across the whole city many Ponies did the same thing Pinkie Pie was doing, all with the same results she had. However, some people much to the horror of the Pony that tried to save them, had went on anyway inside the Suicide Booth to kill themselves after being hugged, which suggested some people had some sort of natural resistance to the passive magical happiness effect the Ponies gave off.

From far and wide across the universe more Ponies visiting countless worlds did the same thing for depressed people queuing outside Suicide Booths.

***

A tall massive tower with a huge factory below it, that manufactures Robots while pumping out tons of toxic smoke into the air. Near the top of the tower there was huge flashing red text, which said 'MomCorp'.

Thunder and lightning stroke inexplicably.

In a dark room the very-very old woman known as Mom sat on a black leather armchair behind a wooden desk, while she smoked a cigarette glaring angrily at a series of screens on a wall across the room from her, that showed Ponies saving the lives of depressed people outside Suicide Booths.

"Walt, Larry and Igner get in here!" she shouted.

Her three sons walked in from a metal sliding door wearing their grey MomCorp uniforms.

"Yes Mom?" said Walt.

"Look!" she shouted while pointing to the screens.

"Yay! The Ponies are making people happy!" said Igner in joy while he was clapping his hands.

He soon however stopped clapping his hands, when he realized his two brothers and Mom were glaring at him angrily.

"That a bad thing?" he asked.

Mom stood off her chair, walked around her desk, headed over to Igner, then proceeded to give him a slap across the face.

"Ow!" he yelled in pain while he held his right cheek.

"Yes. It is bad! You idiot!"

"Yeah!" said Larry before he too received a slap across the face from her. "Ow!"

"Shut up Larry!"

"What are we to do?" said Walt.

"Go to one of Pinkie Pie's parties?" said Igner.

"Walt, slap him!"

Walt slapped Igner across the face, making him to shout 'Ow' again.

"Anyway, as for your question Walt. I think I know what exactly to do."

"What Mom?"

"Well it seems, as nonsensical as it sounds that the Ponies give off passive magical energy that makes everyone around them happier.

"Go on."

"There might be a way of for me to find some sort of evil magic, which I could use to control the Ponies and make them give off negative magical energy, that makes everyone around them depressed, which in turn will cause more people to use my Suicide Booths. Also I could possibly rule the universe with the Ponies under my control."

"But what about the Omicronians?! They'll stop you."

"The Omicronians are powerful alright, but they are also very stupid. I will bide my time, and then I will strike when the time is right. I have forever to plan, for I have the Omicronian's recipe for immortality in my blood."

"But you could still be killed, couldn’t you Mom?"

"Yes. Not even the Gods themselves across the Multiverse can escape death when facing the wrong foe. Unfortunately, now that I have told you my plan, I cannot allow you to live."

They gasped in shock as she pressed a button on a remote, which opened a wall behind them to reveal huge faceless Bending Units armed with miniguns.

"Kill them."

"Acknowledged." said the mindless Killbots with a soulless, devoid of personality, cold deep robotic voices.

Her sons tried to run as the Killbots opened fire with lasers, as a result their blood and guts splattered across the room.

"Go clean up the mess." The Killbots obeyed their master taking out mops and buckets of water from their chest cabinets." Those new disgusting Gentlerobots For Mares should not exist! I will end them!"


Author's Note

I know the chapter was too short. But hey, at least it was made at the same time the first chapter was started. It was about 12 am when I posted this.

Just thought I do a little foreshadowing. If this sucks, I hope at least it gets your creative juices flowing.