Gentlerama

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Berry Punch, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Science Fiction
Length: 9085

The sexy interdimensional Ponies are reeking havoc on Mom's Suicide Booth business. Mom cannot allow this to continue, she must take drastic action against the Ponies. Meanwhile Bender meets a nice drunk Pony named Berry Punch.

"Stupid anti-pimping laws. Well, pay the man!"

"Bender honey, we love you!"

"Shut up baby, I know it!"

Just after Earth was liberated from the Scammer Aliens a rip in reality had opened, the rip was in fact a gateway to another universe inhabited by sapient Ponies and other races.

Things went rather well, but unfortunately Mom chief executive officer of Momcorp is most displeased with the interdimensional visitors, particularly the sexy Ponies. For they are reeking havoc on her Suicide Booth business across the universe, with their general antidepressant effect on the pathetic poor masses. Not to mention the disgusting organization known as Gentlerobots For Mares founded by Bender Bending Rodríguez.

Mom cannot allow this to continue, she must take drastic action against the Ponies and the Gentlerobots.

Meanwhile Bender meets a nice drunk Pony named Berry Punch.

Mature Rated For; sex, adult in nature themes, controversial sensitive issues like suicide, dark humor, foul language and violence.

A parody and Futurama crossover of Gentleman For Mares by Demon Eyes Laharl.

Please don't take this story seriously. It was made simply for off the wall WTF silliness.

Published 2013-05-19 07:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-19 07:50:03 UTC

Space Pilot Pony 3008

Traffic jams of hover cars filled the night sky above the many skyscrapers of the bright futuristic city of New New York.

Sapient alien pastel Pegasus Ponies and alien Griffons flew around near the ground, down on the ground itself more sapient creatures like those above went about their business. Like; Humans, Robots, Aliens of all shapes and sizes and even more pastel alien Ponies; with horns, wings or without either filled the streets.

High up in the sky, above even the hover cars, a young pink Earth Pony named Pinkie Pie, whom had neither wings or horns was standing like a Human on a pink hoverboard flying wildly about in the sky.

"Woohoo!" she shouted in joy while flipping upside down.

Down on a street outside a hardware shop the yellow pink maned Pegasus named Fluttershy stood outside the hardware shop watching an advertisement on a TV in the window, which was in black and white showing a silhouette of a crying Human male hunched up on the ground against a wall in an alleyway while heavy rain poured down on him.

An announcer spoke with a sultry female voice to the man.

"Are you sick of life you stupid poor person? Do you wanna kill yourself?" The man nodded in response to the announcer. "Yet you want to contribute to society, by not causing mayhem and without making a mess?" The man nodded again." Well why not use Mom's Suicide Booths? "The man looked up. "For just twenty five cents you can go kill yourself and benefit the economy. " The man gasped happily." And there's a Suicide Booth around every corner.

"Yay!" the man said in joy on TV.

"So you don't have to wait for very long. Plus you help prevent overpopulation by ending your pathetic life this way, well done." The advertisement then showed the man smiling with his thumps up as he walked into a Suicide Booth." Brought to you by Momcorp."

Teary eyed Fluttershy jaw was dropped to the ground while she stared in shock at what the TV had just shown her.

***

In a grey walled dark basement a middle-aged man, with a grey mustache, whom wore a white vest and a brown hat was lying in bed next to a boiler, while he read a magazine entitled 'Big Uttered Mares' which showed dozens of young beautiful mares wearing bikinis over their large utters while doing seductive poses on a tropical beach on a sunny day. On the page he's reading dozens of mares are still doing seductive poses, this time however without the bikinis and were some were doing sexy things with humans, aliens, stallions and other mares.

"Yep, Scruffy loves those big uttered mares."

Elsewhere in a dark filthy alleyway a grey, almost trashcan like looking robot with an antenna, binocular like eyes and extensomatic arms lay next to a dumpster with a few rats scurrying about within it. He wore a dirty tattered tuxedo looking extremely depressed while his face was covered in five o'clock rust.

"This is all my fault!" he shouted.

"Hey..... yah.... what's… alls your... faults?" came a slurred feminine voice.

To his dismay he heard the clopping of hooves approach.

"Damn nosy horses." he thought.

"Hey....” she hiccuped. ”... are... hic... you OK?"

"Just leave me alone!" he bellow in frustration.

"Hey, I justs..... wants.... to know if you're Okayyyyyy pal!"

"Is she some kind of idiot or something? I could have been some sort of psychopathic stabbing robot like Roberto. Yet for some reason, she has the nerve to come down here and annoy me? Well, she does sound drunk I guess." he thought to himself.

"Uhhhh.... ummmm, you've not been drinking all day haven't you?"

With his eyes narrowed angrily he turned his head to face the young staggering plum colored Earth Pony, who's Cutic Mark was a bunch of grapes and a strawberry.

"Yeah, I'm blind stinking sober! So what's it to you horse?!

"It's Pony." she corrected.

"Whatever! Just fuck off please."

She placed a hoof on his shoulder giving it a reassuring rub.

"Hey come on now....hic... what's wrong?" You can.... uhhh, tell me."

"I think I'm more than drunk. Perhaps someone put something in my drink?" she thought.

For a moment the Robot was tempted to play as an amateur Chiropractor that break backs instead of fixing them, by bending them. Unfortunately his mind was like that of a Human, with such petty feelings of love and compassion. But then again without love and compassion he would just be one of those stupid Killbots. Adding further reasons that he should not kill her was that sweet voice and that wonderful smile of her's, which filled his cold robotic heart with butter flies, plus she smelled of beautiful booze.

"Well, my so called buddy Fry has been ignoring me these past few days."

"Oh..... why is he en...uh noring you?"

"Because he's now too busy charming his girlfriend Leela! Making me, poor old Bender feel lonely."

"Oh... hic... that's awful!"

"I know, right?! It took him eight years to win that girl's heart! Eight years? I never thought it would happen!"

"Well you …. knows ….hic… what's they says.... sometimes love does find a way."

"I suppose. By the way, my name's Bender."

"You has..... uhhh.... ready..... hic..... already told me … your namey."

"Oh yeah. So, what's your name?"

"Mine… hic … mine's Berry Punch."

"I like that name."

"He-he.... hasn't.... he hasn't.... you know... hic... been ignoring you completely has he?"

"I guess not. But it's not the same anymore!"

"Sometimes we have to move on in our lives and accept inedible change." she said somehow without a slur.

"Buggaloshit!" he shouted. "If I hadn't open that rip in reality, I bet none of this would have happened!"

Berry Punch gasped in shock remembering she heard about a horrible rumor yesterday from a Caucasian bald headed hobo, whom wore a white robe with the number 9 on it and a thin foil hat on his head while he shouted about when the portal was opened an evil; planet sized, unstoppable, mind controlling tentacle monster had raped everyone in the universe in an alternate reality very much like this one. Fortunately, it didn't go anywhere near the Robots.

"So.... uhhhhhh..... hows dids.. yous...hic... you-you open the … portal to ours universe?"

"Well Berry, you see it all started...

****

Bender smelled of a thousands years of stale alcohol, whom wore a clean tuxedo as he entered the Planet Express Hanger by opening the trap door near the ship.

"Mission accomplished!" he announced to the Planet Express Staff.

"You put the time code on my ass?" asked Fry.

"Someone's ass. Oh, and guess what? I met all these really cool guys with treasure down in the limestone cavern, so I invited them to stick around instead of coming up when they were logically supposed to."

The time paradox duplicates of Bender started to emerge from the trap door, whom all carried historical treasures. The small dog sized Nibblonian called Nibbler whimpered in fear as he held a railing near the conference table while watching the Benders filling the hanger with hundreds, if not thousands of Benders.

"No! No! Everyone out of the universe! Quick!" yelled Nibbler before he ate himself, thus vanished into nothing.

"What's the worst that can happen?"

There was a loud rumbling and Benders began to explode, followed by a massive crack opening in the universe.

"Well, we're boned."

***

The Alicorn Princess Celestia was making a speech in Ponyville recently after the events of Nightmare Moon, which restored Princess Luna back to her true self.

"Spike, take a note, please. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of f---

There is a loud rumbling, Ponies then gasped in horror as they saw a crack in the universe opening in the sky.

"It's the apocalypse everypony!" shouted Pinkie Pie.

All the Ponies screamed while they ran into a panic, rushing off into their homes and boarding the windows.

"Do I still get to live in Ponyville?!" shouted the unicorn Twilight Sparkle amongst the panicking Ponies.

"Yes-Yes, can't you see Twilight we've got far more important things to worry about now?!"

Twilight glared angrily at Celestia while she whispered in Luna's ear.

"Summon the Royal Guard. I have a bad feeling about this."

Luna simply nodded in response to her sister just before she took off into the sky.

***

The Nimbus, the flagship of the DOOP accompanied by several smaller space ships approached the rip in reality which was near Pluto.

On board on the Nimbus in the bridge, a blonde man that wore the DOOP red uniform with a ridiculous amount of medals strapped onto it and a very short kilt. And that man was Zapp Brannigan, whom was sitting on his arm chair while rubbing his chin with a nasty grin on his face.

"Mmm! The Zapper is telling me that this is one sexy disturbance in the space time continuum." he said sexfully.

Kif the Amphibiosan sighed in annoyance next to a console, whom also wore the outrageous DOOP uniform jumper and very short kilt.

All of a sudden outside the window saucers that were as big as the moon itself to as small as a football came towards them.

"Let's get out of here Kif!" he shouted.

All the DOOP Ships spontaneously flew away as fast as they could to get away from the saucers.

On televisions all across the universe there was a huge, bulky, anthropoidal reptilian alien, with greenish-yellow skin, yellow eyes with oval pupils, that was about eight feet tall, which wore a red cape, whom stood before a microphone to address the intergalactic community.

"Attention universe! I am Lrrr ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, so I declare ownership of this rip in reality."

Lrrr, was the immortal leader of the powerful, quite possibly the most insane TV worshiping race of huge overgrown reptilians, which was fourteen billion years old called the Omicronians.

Once they get involved in something The Democratic Order of Planets known for short as DOOP knew full well to stay out of their way. Huge, eight feet tall genetically enhanced cybernetic Omicronian super soldiers with brute like strength were the least dangerous forces the Omicronian could deploy on an enemy world. Sometimes they just melt a planet with a heat-ray with the same heat level of a star.

For the Omicronian are the most feared alien race in the entire universe, with a military might that is vastly superior than any other race in the universe. So even the mighty DOOP must bow to their wishes for it's very survival.

The Omicronians could very well take over the entire universe if they wanted to. Fortunately they keep to themselves most of the time, leaving all the other races alone.

Everyone is scared shitless when they make a crazy demand for something. For they are well known to threaten to destroy entire planets over the most ridiculous of things to upset them. Like their favorite TV shows from a thousand years ago being canceled, or sudden unexpected changes like a single character from the show getting a lover.

"Our scientists have already analyzed that there is a garden world nearby on the opposite side of the rip in reality. " The camera spun briefly to show three huge Omicronians waving to the camera, that wore white lab coats near a water cooler, each held a white plastic drinking cup. "We, the Omicronians declare ownership of the planet and all it's assets. Any race who interferes with our colonization of this planet will suffer the consequences."

With Lrrr's message given to the other weak pitiful races of the universe he shut the camera off.

Lrrr pressed a large round red button on a computer, which teleported him into another part of the ship before a speech stand to address his tens of thousand of cheering troops filling the hanger.

The Omicronians troops wore thick steel force field generating power armor, that covered them from head to toe, whom were armed with huge pulse cannons blasters and laser miniguns.

"I'm not one for speeches, so let's just get down there and crush into submission whatever weak natives of the planet we see."

The Omicronian roared while they banged their chests.

An Omicronian scientist walked towards Lrrr, then whispered something in his ear.

"Really?" he said hopefully.

The Omicronian scientist nodded. A ridiculously happy broad smile came upon Lrrr's face.

"New plan everyone, we make friends with the natives instead." His soldiers look to one another in confusion. "For they are Ponies!"

The Omicronian soldiers cheered in joy, apparently the Omicronians are Bronies. No longer will they have to watch Ponies only on DVD or on the Classic Stupid Ages Channel.

Lrrr left the Mothership to board a smaller ship in order to greet the Ponies in person.

The smaller saucer entered the portal rip in reality, coming out from the opposite side near the moon around the planet Equus.

The saucer flew towards the planet, to enter it's atmosphere and land at the edge of Ponyville near Fluttershy's house.

Celestia stood in the center of Ponyville with hundreds of the Royal Guard assembled.

"Be ready for anything guard!" her horn flashed with golden light preparing for battle.

A ramp came down from the ship, followed by a ridiculously happy Lrrr to run down it.

"Celestia, it's really you!" he shouted in awe.

"Huh?" she exclaimed shutting down her horn's magical aura.

The huge Omicronian began to laugh in joy as he ran towards Celestia with his arms wide open, Celestia signaled to her Royal Guard to stand down to allow the incoming Lrrr to give her a hug.

"You're more beautiful than I could ever imagine off screen."

With sweat dripping down her forehead Celestia smiled awkwardly as she gave the blissful Omicronian a few gentle pats on the back with her right hoof.

Lrrr went down on his knees with a pleading look in his tear filled eyes.

"Celestia, I humbly request that you teach me the magic of friendship, so I can redeem my violent warlike race to become more peaceful and spread the magic of friendship throughout the universe."

"Uhh--

"And of course we will love and tolerate those whom wish to have no part in the magic of friendship."

"Very well.... I-I shall give you a chance to redeem yourself and your violent warlike race." she said hesitantly for she was unsure of what exactly to say to the seemingly friendly alien.

He gave Celestia another tender hug while the tears flowed freely down his face.

"Thank you my Princess. With you as my guide peace and love shall rain across the universe!"

~~~

DOOP suggested to the galactic community that they should only explore the new universe's solar system for the time being. For waltzing further into the unknown like the foolish Omicronians had done when they entered the portal could have terrible unforeseen consequences.

All sides agreed with the DOOP that they had to be careful just in case they bumped into a highly advanced xenocidel race of evil machines that may look like giant cuttlefish.

Truly nothing is hypothetical nonsense in this universe, because at any given moment a cataclysmic event like an army of giant Robot Godzillas randomly teleporting out of nowhere from another dimension to reek havoc across this unsuspecting universe could happen. For Earth was once enslaved by sapient Giant Carrots, fortunately the Galactic Giant Rabbit Empire came to Humanity's aid and liberated Earth from it's Giant Carrot oppressors, while at the same time at the end of the war the Giant Rabbits had spared the Giant Carrots to give them a chance to redeem themselves.

There was some panic in Equus that one of the more hostile alien races could attack them. Many of their fears were laid to rest when both the Omicronians and the DOOP said they would protect them as well as give them technology to help better defend themselves from harm.

New fears arose among the people of Equus shortly after.

Like in what if an asteroid or maybe even a planet went through the portal to hit Equus?

They were quickly reassured when they were told that they had the technology to manipulate gravity to stop things like that from happening.

Other than that the races of Equus itself had adjusted surprisingly quick after literally a day of learning that their world was based off a children's cartoon show from a thousand years ago. This only lead to further questions for the other reality as well. Was their own universe also based off a TV show?

It came as quite a shock for the people of Equus suddenly jumping from medieval era technology to thirty first century technology in a matter of days. However, in many places across the world they only wanted limited development of this new futuristic technology in their lands.

Now having gained new technology many nations across Equus soon discovered the horrors of the Internet. All the sickening rule thirty four of them and other forms of disturbing fan made content. It resulted in many being so traumatized they had to speak with psychiatrists in what they saw themselves doing in those fan made stuff. As a form of karma, there were many artists in Equus that drew their own saucy pictures and disturbing forms of art of Humans and Aliens as well even before the portal was opened, so fair was fair.

When many pointless political shitstorms were over with the Omicronians offered the sapient races of Equus colony rights to many planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

They agreed. However, most chose to live on Earth to live among the Humans, whom were quite possibly their creators. Sadly for the Omicronians, not very many chose to live on Omicron Persei 8.

The President of Earth Richard Nixon's head in a jar, whom was secretly a Werewolf was very happy to hear about the Diamond Dogs being one of the sapient races from Equus, finally someone like his own people to talk to. For nobody suspected Nixon's famous 'Aroo' which he uttered often was actually a side effect for him being a Werewolf even in his Human form.

From far and wide across the universe; Humans and Aliens came to Equestria to offer their services to the Ponies. There were the Gentlemen For Mares, which was made up of Human manwhores, and the Gentlealiens For Mares, which was exactly the same as Gentlemen For Mares, just with many sapient alien species to provide a service to mares in heat or just plain wanted sex. For there wasn't that many stallions around when compared to mares. In fact there was so few stallions most Ponies practiced polygamy. Monogamous relationships still did exist, but were quite a rare occurrence.

Some even came from Dogdoo 7, which was a planet at the edge of the universe, with the speed of light increased, it merely took them a few days to get to Equestria.

There were some cases of Humans and Aliens coming from the the neighboring Cowboy Parallel Universe to get in on the hot Pony ass action, and some remote cases of even more Humans and Aliens coming from the paraboxes, boxes that contain universes, to get in on the sexy Pony action as well.

It was quite possibly the greatest exchange of Multiverse relations ever. And also a wet dream come true for everpony that had a fetish for the mythical creatures known as Humans.

Humans were no longer just in erotic literature and art anymore. Incidentally, Lyra Heartstrings was well known for having got the largest collection of erotic merchandise regarding Humans.

Can these two universe one of magic and the other of improbable science coexist? Who knows what in the near or distant future may happen for the multiple sapient races of Equus? Certainly a vast increase of population across the universe, but nobody knows what else could happen.

***

"… and that's how it happened."

"It's fun to hear about things you already knew." she said quietly now apparently a lot less drunk than before from the lack of slur in her voice.

"What?"

"Never mind. Would you like to come back to my place?"

"No thanks."

"I got booze."

Bender's eyes widen in surprise, followed by a small smile forming on the grooves of his mouth.

"OK, I'll come."

Bender stood up off the ground staggering a little, due to being low on power from the lack of alcohol in his system. Once he regained his balance on his footcups Stompy and Smashy, he decided to tear his filthy tattered tuxedo off and toss it into the dumpster behind him.

"Yes! I think he's Robosexual like me!" she thought.

He extended his eyes out to have a closer look of that nice ass of her's while he walked along side her out of the alleyway to head back to her place.

He seemed to have a way with women, even if he looked and smelled like a filthy hobo, whilst he was not even trying to bed them. That or all the women he's met in his life are sluts who'd screw anyone.

All he knows for sure is if this night was going to end the way he thought it would, things are gonna get really hot.

This wasn't that weird for Bender. Sure, once he sang She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain while having sex with a sapient alien jellyfish woman while he was stoned out of his mind, which was caused by a refrigerator magnet on his head. It didn't help that when the jellyfish's species was horny they gave off electricity, which made Bender even more high and horny than he was before for her. It was weird alright having sex with a Jellyfish, but still enjoyable none the less. So doing it with a sapient Pony was actually less strange for him.

This mare he's now met does have nice hips and a big bubbly luscious butt, so it just might be a lot better than that jellyfish woman.

When Berry and Bender had left the alleyway another robot looking exactly like Bender only with a small octagon shaped magnetic black beard below his mouth had entered a suicide booth across the street.

"How much?" he said in a Irish North Dublin accent.

"Twenty five cents." spoke a sultry female voice.

He placed a quarter in the slot.

"Quick and painless or slow and horrible?"

"Slow and Horrible please, I'll have electrocution with a side order of Seppuku!" His whole body got shocked with electricity making him high. "Awww yeah!"

A Tantō blade came out from behind a hatch, which stabbed him in the chest sending wires and shrapnel out from his chest onto the floor, it then proceeded to slice side to side through his chest for several seconds before withdrawing back behind the hatch. He however remained alive and well with his eyes narrowed angrily.

"You are now dead. Thank you for using Momcorp's Suicide Booths."

"This Bending Unit isn't dead you fucking eejit!"

"I'm Sorry. Wanna pay me again to see if I can kill you?"

"No! You're not getting any more of me fucking money! You so called cheap arse killing machine!" he shouted.

With that he stormed out of the booth in a rage, then picked the booth up and threw it into a dumpster down the same alleyway Bender was in.

***

When Bender entered Berry Punch's apartment through a metal sliding door he found the place a complete utter mess with bottles of wine and beer littering the floor and a few dozen small owls, which retreated into small mouse like holes in the wall.

The apartment was very bare like Leela's apartment, there was just a black polyester three seater couch and a black plasma TV attached to the pink painted walls of her apartment. However the room had three doors that possibly lead to more rooms.

"Sorry about the mess Bender. I can clean it up if you like?"

"Nah, leave it, I like it. Reminds me of my own apartment."

"TAKE ME NOW YOU SEX MACHINE!" she shouted.

Berry pounced on Bender knocking him over onto the couch.

Now with him pinned down she kissed him to taste the stale alcohol mixed with cigars from his mouth.

"You really need to clean those teeth of yours." she said in an unimpressed tone while pulling away from Bender's nasty tasting mouth.

"I will."

Bender grunted as her drool went down on his face while she used her soft tongue to sloppily lick his slowly extending cold steel antenna.

"Wait Berry, I need booze!"

She grabbed a half empty bottle of wine off the floor, then shoved it into his mouth. Bender drank it quickly, once the bottle was fully empty Berry Punch threw it carelessly aside on the couch, then groaned happily while she lowered her head on his antenna sucking it vigorously. Now with fresh alcohol fueling his power cells the rust on his face began to fade away.

"Thanks baby." he said with narrowed bedroom eyes as he looked upon her still sucking his antenna.

She giggled excitedly around her mouthful of antenna as seemingly a new; warm, thick, leg like long, hard steel, yet flexible rotor with balls of steel at the base deployed out from between his legs brushing against her luscious butt. A rotor being a robot's equivalent to a penis.

He gave Berry one playful slap on her big ass when she began to moan as she rubbed her butt against the huge steel cock from behind her, which twitched every time her booty touched it whilst she had slowly started to pull her head away from his antenna with her incredibly soft lips caressing all the way along his shaft. The mare suckled on his antenna's tip before withdrawing completely, and for good measure she planted a few gentle kisses at the tip before using her surprisingly velvety soft hoof to briefly give his whole pole a gentle rub all the way along it.

"Please, don't kill me with that dick of yours."

"Don't worry baby, I won't."

With that Berry shifted into a sixty nine position over him, then jiggled her huge gorgeous ass over his face, he responded by grabbing her smooth cheeks to give them a tender squeeze.

"Lick me you big boy!" she said seductively.

Berry Punch lifted her tail to give him better access while at the same time moved her huge ass closer to his face to smother him. Though Bender being a robot meant he didn't need to breathe anyway.

"That's impossible. Us Robots don't have tongues." came his muffled voice from under her butt smothering him.

"Why couldn’t he have been one of those sexy cyborg studs?!" she thought.

She nuzzled his shaft with her nose, then gave his tip a gentle lick.

Readying herself she closed her eyes and took a deep breath before she dived her head upon his girth swallowing it all the way down to the back of her throat, whilst she simultaneously used her right hoof to massage his testicles.

Berry found sucking the warm steel cock felt strangely like a stallion's, considering the crazy stuff that's been happening lately. There really was no point in questioning how that was even possible, with the trans-dimensional portal opening near Pluto and near the moon in her own universe last week.

Bender humped up her throat carefully while she sucked on him, he didn't want to accidentally plow her head off with his tool. She is after all a weak organic life form not a machine like him. Organics beings did feel a lot better and softer than doing it with a Fembot though.

Yes, getting a blowjob from this sapient alien Pony was a lot better than the time he got one off some sort of sapient alien squid. The following day he had to pay a visit to a hardware store to fix those sucker marks she left on his body.

Bender soon returned the pleasure to Berry Punch by moving Squeezy, his right three fingered hand under her to massage and squeeze her nipples while he used his left three fingered hand called Grabby to go to work on the pink folds of her sensitive marehood.

She didn't last very long at all with Grabby and Squeezy on the job.

"Oh BENDER!" she screamed in ecstasy.

Berry moaned loudly as she came on his face, her juices flowed out from her vagina into his mouth that tasted strangely of glorious delicious booze.

"Aww yeah! Best tasting DNA spit ever!"

To reward him for that nice complement and the wonderful things he was doing to her butt and nipples she sucked on his rotor more eagerly than before. Berry soon had driven him crazy by rapidly bobbing her head up and down his long thick shaft. Bender's eyes rolled back into his head and the grooves on his mouth went haywire while he was assaulted with pleasure by the beautiful mare on top of him.

His out of date sex software couldn’t take it anymore, it was too much for it, so thus he blasted jets of tasty hot chocolate sauce into her muzzle.

"Suck my chocolate salty sauce!" he shouted.

Berry swallowed instinctively the delicious chocolate salty sauce while it was being shot into her mouth. Her swallows weren’t fast enough as the chocolate salty sauce began to overflowed out from her mouth to drip down over her and Bender, she pulled away letting Bender soak her face with jets of chocolate salty sauce.

"I bet my friend Pinkie Pie would love to suck his chocolate salty sauce." she thought as her face was splashed with chocolate sauce.

When he finally came to a stop Berry Punch licked her lips to eat the tasty chocolate sauce covering her face, then rubbed her hooves across her face to gather up more chocolate, which she proceeded to lick off her hooves all the while Bender's penis and balls still remained hard as steel, because they were literally made out of steel. Unlike organics, robots really had no limits, so no matter what Berry would do to pleasure him, he would remain pretty much hard indefinitely. Bender heard about on the Internet some cases of shallow mares rejecting Humans, due to being very inadequate when compared to a stallion's penis. Luckily, Unicorn magic could be used to fix those issues. However he also heard many mares chose not to alter their companion's sex organ in any way at all. Unfortunately, since magic was free it did put genetic engineering out of business in penis enlargement services they used to provide.

"Mmm tasty. How did you literally cum chocolate sauce in my mouth?" she said in bewilderment.

"Well I have to fill my junk with tasty sauce for the pretty ladies. And don't worry the chocolate salty sauce is low on fat, packed with vitamins, non toxic and can be washed out easily."

"Good. Got anymore?"

"Loads baby, there's a reason they call me the love machine." he said in a deep sultry voice.

"Any more surprises?"

Bender sat up a little to show her his surprise by opening his chest cabinet to reveal to her a packet of steaming salty popcorn within.

"Want any?"

"Oh, yes please."

"Caramel?"

"Yes please."

Bender pressed down the tip of his antenna to pour caramel from the ceiling of his chest cabinet into the popcorn below.

Berry Punch with her chocolate salty stained hooves took a fist full of popcorn out from Bender's chest cabinet, which she ate.

"Mmm, salty."

With her right hoof she took hold of the pack of popcorn to pour it down her muzzle. Popcorn spilled allover her chocolate covered face and onto the couch while she poured it down her muzzle. Once the packet of popcorn was empty she looked to Bender with lust-filled eyes.

"FUCK ME NOW YOU HOT FOOD DISPENSER!" she screamed.

Berry turned back around to face him, then took hold of the massive rod below her, taking the liberty to tease herself by rubbing the head around her entrance to her vagina. Bender grabbed hold of her Cutie Marks as she slowly began to slide down his dick. It surprised her once she had fully slid down his shaft that she could take it all in. Perhaps, him being a robot means he has the ability to adjust his size.

She moaned in bliss as she slowly began to go up and down his rod experimentally, Berry smiled broadly after her little test and made a weird noise like a squeaking ball sound.

"What in Robot Hell was that?" he thought.

The robot grunted while he gave her ass a tight squeeze when she suddenly decided to rapidly start bouncing her butt up and down along his shaft.

"Yo Berry?!"

She came to a stop to smile happily down upon him.

"Hmm?"

"You want me to turn on the vibrator now?"

"OH CELESTIA, YES!" she shouted in excitement.

On the vibrator went making Berry Punch on top of him scream wildly with pleasure. Another orgasm is likely to come upon her soon now with the vibrator on.

***

Far away on the other side of the portal in Ponyville, it was day time in Equestria rather than night in New New York on Earth. Some new faces were around like; aliens, robots and Humans mixing in with the Pony residents of the town, but other than that the town hasn't seemed to have changed that much at all.

Down stairs in Rarity's home Zoidberg was stood before an angry Rarity.

"No! Get out of my house!" she shouted.

Unfortunately Rarity had scared Zoidberg making him spray the unicorn with black ink from his armpits, her whole body and her fine dresses were now drenched in ink.

"HOW DARE YOU?! I'll KILL YOU! I'll KILL YOU! YOU STUPID FILTHY STINKING CRAB!" she screamed while lighting her horn with a magical aura.

Zoidberg ducked narrowly dodging a red laser she fired from her horn, whooping in terror he ran out of the front door.

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!" he shouted in fear.

It was truly remarkable how someone like Zoidberg even got into Equestria seeing how tight DOOP and Native Equs security was. At any rate he was now running for his life from an enraged unicorn chasing him.

"Aww, and here I thought these Ponies could be my friends... with benefits maybe? But no, nopony wants to have sex with Zoidberg. Maybe Rarity would have sex with me in a different parallel universe? And maybe not try to kill me." he thought as he ran from Rarity.

"GET BACK HERE!" she roared.

"Zoidberg is sorry!" he yelled.

"You’ll be sorry alright!" she screamed.

Rarity stopped in her tracks when there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Twilight Sparkle in front of her.

"Stop chasing Zoidberg!"

"Out of my way Twilight!" she screamed.

"No! Rarity if you hurt him you could give us a bad reputation with the Decapodians! Especially if the Pony that hurt him was a member of the Elements of Harmony."

Rarity sighed in defeat.

"You're right. But I want that smelly lobster to help me clean up!"

"I'll go get him."

***

Back on Earth in Berry Punch's Apartment Bender felt Berry Punch orgasm and heard her screaming his name, at the same time he too was driven over the edge and exploded salty chocolate sauce into her vagina. With the two combined they made an alcohol flavored chocolate salty sauce.

Berry pulled herself out of Bender's vibrating dick, followed by collapsing on his chest panting deeply for air. Bender turned off the vibrator, then withdrew his penis and balls back inside, followed by running a hand gently through her mane as she lay resting on him.

"Aww! She's so damn cute and sexy." There was a distinct soft sound of snoring from her. "Well, might as well lie here the night." he thought.

He gave her a gentle squeeze and then closed the hatches of his eyes to head off to sleep for himself.

The following morning Bender awoke still seeing Berry Punch fast asleep on top of him, unfortunately the digital clock behind his eyes showed it was 8 a.m, so he had to go to work.

"Yo, wake up." she merely groaned in response. "Hey, come on!" he shouted.

"Uhhh, what?" she said sleepily rubbing her forehead with her hoof.

"I have to go to work."

"Oh."

She stood up off him to allow him to sit up.

"By the way, thanks for the sex."

"It was my pleasure."

He stood up off the couch, then headed out the front door still covered in chocolate from last night.

Berry sighed in annoyance looking at the chocolate covered couch she would have to clean up.

***

On yet another sunny, outside the skyscraper apartment a long line of depressed people were queuing outside a Suicide Booth on a pavement. One by one they entered the Suicide Booth and never came out again.

At some point Bender walked out from the apartment, made his way across the street, then whistled happily walking by them while smoking a cigar, he even took the liberty of stealing a few wallets from their back pockets while they weren't looking.

Bender continued on his way down the pavement passing by a middle-aged, bald headed man, whom wore a white robe with the number 9 on it and a thin foil hat on his head while he held a cardboard sign, which said in large black letters 'Mom Will Rise'.

Soon Bender came upon one of the entrances to the Tube Transport System. Unfortunately there was a red holographic over the entrance, that read in large green letters 'Fat Guy Blocked Tube.'

"Ah, not again!"

He sighed accepting the that he'll have to walk all way to work. That was until a young blue rainbow maned Pegasus conveniently landed right next to him.

"Hey you, Pony!"

The Rainbow Pony turned to him giving an angrily glare.

"What?!" she shouted

"Can you give me a lift?"

"What do you think I am?! A carthorse! Besides you're a Robot, I don't think I could even lift you."

"Yeah, you're probably right. You Ponies are weak."

She lunged at him pressing her forehead against his.

"We are not weak!" she screamed in his face.

"Then prove it."

"I will! Where'd yah wanna go?!" she shouted.

"To Planet Express."

The rainbow Pony picked him up, placed him on her back and took off at lightning like speed, which caused Bender to drop his cigar out from his mouth.

Bender holding on for dear life was screaming in terror on back of the laughing hysterically rainbow Pony, whom was flying him through the sky facing oncoming traffic of hover cars, which she swerved between, flipped upside down and spun around in circles to avoid.

"You're gonna fucking kill me!" he screamed as they narrowly avoided being hit by a huge red hover truck sounding it's horn.

Bender closed his eyes awaiting his doom. He thought about Berry Punch, now regretting about leaving her all alone to clean up his chocolate salty sauce. What a bastard she much think of him.

Maybe if he lives things could be different? Maybe he could meet her again to treat her nice, take out for dinner and then help her clean up the mess if he gets to blast his chocolate salty sauce on her again?

"Oh that DNA spit of hers, it was best tasting booze I ever drank. What a fool I've been!" he shouted a loud.

"I've been told mine tastes like Skittles. I liked those Gentlemen For Mares." Bender felt the air now longer hitting him. "Hey, you alright Robot?"

He opened his eyes to find himself outside the front entrance of a red building, with a large tower against the coast. In a panic he jumped off the mare and run inside Planet Express fearing that she would take him on another flight of terror, not caring in the slightest how she somehow knew where his workplace was.

"Heh! Nobody calls Rainbow Dash weak."

With a smirk she took off into the sky.

Bender grabbed himself a quick shower to wash off the chocolate sauce left over from last night in the locker room. Dried himself off with a yellow towel with small Calculons head spread allover it.

Once dry he walked out of locker room to make us way into the lounge, where he lay himself down on the yellow three seater couch, extended his right arm across the room towards the black plasma TV attached to the wall, picked up the remote off the floor, retracted his arm back, and then turned on the TV.

"… and that is why Morbo wishes the complete and utter annihilation of the Human race." Morbo turned to the chuckling blonde Human female in pink next to him. "Linda."

"Thanks Morbo. In other news Robot Santa has freed the Neptunian slaves and has promised to change his ways in the following interview."

"Boring!" he changed the channel to a nature show, where African Buffalo were grazing in a opening in a forest.

"Little did the African Buffalo know, they were being watched by one of nature's deadliest predators." said David Attenborough's voice narrating.

A huge Tyrannosaurus Rex roared as it ran out from the trees from behind them. The Buffalo ran in terror while the T-Rex gave chase.

"The mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex."

The T-Rex managed to catch one of the Buffalo snatching it up in it's massive jaws.

"Meh!" said Bender before he changed the channel.

"Thou shalt not drink the DNA spit of one's organic lover." said the Reverend Lionel Preacherbot at a speech stand in a church.

"Man, I hate that guy! He so's preachy!" he changed the channel yet again, this time to show a porno of a young, pink Pegasus mare with a red poofy mane. She smiled happy while she was shaking her ass in front of the camera on a typical beach. "Awww yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"

Bender smiled as his antenna started to rise upwards.

"What the hell are you watching?!" shouted Farnsworth.

"Uh, nothing!" he said nervously as he sat up on the couch while his antenna went down rapidly, followed by quickly changing the channel to show circuit diagrams. "Just Robot porn!"

The very-very old wrinkly body of naked bald headed Farnsworth walked towards him. He wore nothing but pair of extremely think glasses and pair of light blue slippers.

"You were watching Pony porn, weren't you?!"

"Hey! Those alien Ponies have got great, big, gorgeous asses. So shut up!"

"But they are--

"I don't see you ever complaining about Amy dating Kif?!"

"But-- he sighed in defeat. "You're right. Enjoy your porno."

Farnsworth walked out of the room leaving Bender alone to enjoy his morning porno.

With the Professor gone, he lay himself back down on the couch, switched back on the porno channel showing the Pegasus mare and took out a brown bottle of Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.

About an hour later Bender was sat around the conference table with Leela and Fry. There was a wooden crate in middle of the table.

A door sidled opened from behind them, followed by Farnsworth walking in with his hands in the air.

"Good news everyone!"

"We're gonna die some horrible death on some God forsaken planet?" asked Bender sarcastically.

"Oh my no, not yet."

"Right."

"Oh, thank God." said Fry.

"Anyhoo, I finally got a delivery for you."

"Where are we going?" asked Leela.

"You will be delivering this crate of knifes and forks to the Café across the street."

"That's it?"

"Yes."

Leela stood up picking up the crate.

"Alright guys, let's just walk across the street and--

"No! You must fly the ship across the street to deliver them!" Farnsworth shouted.

"But what's the point of all that?"

"Our company's reputation, we can't let them think we're a non intergalactic delivery company!" he bellow.

"But can't I just tell them that we are just across the street from them and--

"NOOOOOO!" he screamed.

"Fine." she turned to Fry and Bender. "Come on, let's go."

Fry, Leela and Bender walked up the steps of the Planet Express Ship.

Soon the hanger doors opened, followed by the PE ship taking off, which flew across the street and landed in a parking space outside a Cafe. Fry carried the crate while he walked down the ship's stairs. He entered the Café. Within a minute or less he walked back out of the Café, then reentered the PE Ship.

The PE ship then took off and flew back across the street, then landed back in the hanger of Planet Express. The hanger doors closed up shortly afterwards when they've landed.

Fry, Leela and Bender walk down the steps of the PE ship.

"So, how was your trip?" Farnsworth shouted while he sat on his orange hover arm chair.

"It was pointless and short." answered Leela.

"So are we done for today?" asked Fry.

"Yes."

"Ah, I'm sick of this!" Bender shouted.

"Sick of what?" asked Farnsworth.

"I'm gonna start my own man whore company in Equestria, with Robots and... uh.... Well, just Robots."

"Man whore company?"

"I shall call it Gentlerobots For Mares!"

Bender stormed out of the room leaving Fry, Leela and Farnsworth in shock.

Bender walked out the front entrance of Planet Express. He sighed almost half regretting leaving his work place.

He was just about to cross the street Fry called out to him.

"Bender, wait!" he shouted.

"What do you want?" he said glaring at him angrily.

"You can't leave, we're buddies."

"I'm sick of this place! I have to."

"But what about me?! I'm your buddy!"

"We just won't see each other as much. And I'll always be your Robot friend Fry, don't worry." Fry felt embarrassed that tears were beginning to form in his eyes. Bender in response took him into a hug. "Always."

"Thank you."

"Hell, if things don't work out with Leela and she throws you out of her apartment, I'll be more than happy to take you back in my apartment."

"Thanks."

"Goodbye Fry."

Bender walked across the street to leave Fry standing there watching walk away into the distance.

"Good... bye Bender." he said sounding heart broken.

Author's Note

There you go!

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter to this stupid story.

Bender The Gentlerobot

"And so I Bender Bending Rodríguez somehow got admittance into Equestria, despite being a convicted felon. Gathered a few Robots that like the mares and a few nerds bots to do the administration work, and then bam! My own man whore company Gentlerobots For Mares was setup. In merely ten minutes I got my first customer, Applejack. Beat that Gentlemen For Mares and Gentlealiens For Mares!" said Bender narrating.

~~~

After leaving the Gentlerobots For Mares' HQ and getting a ride from a Pegasus from Canterlot to Sweet Apple Acres, the Robot Bender was outside a barn door, whom wore a fine tuxedo.

He knocked on the door, and within seconds Applejack answered.

"Howdy, you must be my Gentlerobot?"

"That I am milady."

Applejack grabbed Bender dragging him into the barn. Once inside she locked the door behind her.

"Did you load it with applesauce as I requested?" she said sexfully.

"Of course."

"My family's applesauce?"

"Yes."

She made a squeaking ball sound while she smiled broadly.

"Come mere you sexy Robot!" Bender whipped his dick out. "Lie down partner, I wanna taste the applesauce."

Bender lay himself down on a pile of hay.

"Baby, you're one fine looking mare."

"I know partner."

Applejack took the tip of his robot penis into her muzzle.

***

Back in New New York. It was late at night outside a Suicide Booth, where a large crowd of depressed people were queuing to kill themselves.

The crowd began to get smaller and smaller as each one entered the Suicide Booth and never came back out again.

"Stop!" screamed Fluttershy's voice. The crowd of depressed people turned to teary eyed Fluttershy from across the street. "Please, stop." she whimpered.

"Fuck off Pony!" shouted the same Irish Bending Unit from last night with the black octagon magnetic black beard, whom was first in the queue.

The Bending Unit took one footcup forward, when suddenly there was a pink blur going at super sonic speed, which went across the street to go right in front of him.

"Come on now, your life can't be all that bad."

"Get out of me-- He never got to finish his sentence when suddenly Pinkie Pie jumped up wrapping all four of her hooves around him to give him a hug. "What are-- Suddenly he felt less depressed as if she had some sort of magical effect on him that gave him hope. He actually began to think positive thoughts. "Well this does feel a little nice, I admit. Maybe I can make something out of meself. Maybe I am worth something? Maybe she's right, maybe I shouldn’t kill meself." he then said quietly to her. "Thank you."

A smile came upon his face as he gently placed Pinkie Pie back down on the ground and walked away.

"Come on now, hugs for everyone!" she said with a broad smile with her front hooves out stretched.

As if they too were under some sort of spell that made them less depressed, they all began to line up to get a hug from Pinkie Pie. Each one she hugged a smiled came upon their face and walked away from the suicide booth.

Across the whole city many Ponies did the same thing Pinkie Pie was doing, all with the same results she had. However, some people much to the horror of the Pony that tried to save them, had went on anyway inside the Suicide Booth to kill themselves after being hugged, which suggested some people had some sort of natural resistance to the passive magical happiness effect the Ponies gave off.

From far and wide across the universe more Ponies visiting countless worlds did the same thing for depressed people queuing outside Suicide Booths.

***

A tall massive tower with a huge factory below it, that manufactures Robots while pumping out tons of toxic smoke into the air. Near the top of the tower there was huge flashing red text, which said 'MomCorp'.

Thunder and lightning stroke inexplicably.

In a dark room the very-very old woman known as Mom sat on a black leather armchair behind a wooden desk, while she smoked a cigarette glaring angrily at a series of screens on a wall across the room from her, that showed Ponies saving the lives of depressed people outside Suicide Booths.

"Walt, Larry and Igner get in here!" she shouted.

Her three sons walked in from a metal sliding door wearing their grey MomCorp uniforms.

"Yes Mom?" said Walt.

"Look!" she shouted while pointing to the screens.

"Yay! The Ponies are making people happy!" said Igner in joy while he was clapping his hands.

He soon however stopped clapping his hands, when he realized his two brothers and Mom were glaring at him angrily.

"That a bad thing?" he asked.

Mom stood off her chair, walked around her desk, headed over to Igner, then proceeded to give him a slap across the face.

"Ow!" he yelled in pain while he held his right cheek.

"Yes. It is bad! You idiot!"

"Yeah!" said Larry before he too received a slap across the face from her. "Ow!"

"Shut up Larry!"

"What are we to do?" said Walt.

"Go to one of Pinkie Pie's parties?" said Igner.

"Walt, slap him!"

Walt slapped Igner across the face, making him to shout 'Ow' again.

"Anyway, as for your question Walt. I think I know what exactly to do."

"What Mom?"

"Well it seems, as nonsensical as it sounds that the Ponies give off passive magical energy that makes everyone around them happier.

"Go on."

"There might be a way of for me to find some sort of evil magic, which I could use to control the Ponies and make them give off negative magical energy, that makes everyone around them depressed, which in turn will cause more people to use my Suicide Booths. Also I could possibly rule the universe with the Ponies under my control."

"But what about the Omicronians?! They'll stop you."

"The Omicronians are powerful alright, but they are also very stupid. I will bide my time, and then I will strike when the time is right. I have forever to plan, for I have the Omicronian's recipe for immortality in my blood."

"But you could still be killed, couldn’t you Mom?"

"Yes. Not even the Gods themselves across the Multiverse can escape death when facing the wrong foe. Unfortunately, now that I have told you my plan, I cannot allow you to live."

They gasped in shock as she pressed a button on a remote, which opened a wall behind them to reveal huge faceless Bending Units armed with miniguns.

"Kill them."

"Acknowledged." said the mindless Killbots with a soulless, devoid of personality, cold deep robotic voices.

Her sons tried to run as the Killbots opened fire with lasers, as a result their blood and guts splattered across the room.

"Go clean up the mess." The Killbots obeyed their master taking out mops and buckets of water from their chest cabinets." Those new disgusting Gentlerobots For Mares should not exist! I will end them!"

Author's Note

I know the chapter was too short. But hey, at least it was made at the same time the first chapter was started. It was about 12 am when I posted this.

Just thought I do a little foreshadowing. If this sucks, I hope at least it gets your creative juices flowing.