Luna's Marine

Chapter III

Chavez is here!

Chavez got to Hartman’s house an hour after He and Luna left. She parked her car and went inside. She looked around the house, it looked like a family was living there by the furniture. “Looks like you were getting ready to have a family. Huh, sorry man.” She walked over to the kitchen. “Let’s see if you’ve been to the store yet.” She opened the fridge to find nothing but a half gallon of milk way past its expiration date. She picked it up and dumped it out side.

She made her way to the covered were she found a, unopened bag of chips. She took the bag and went into the living room. She turned on the TV and then the Xbox. She went to Netflix and under the recently watched was “My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.” She gave a small sigh, “trying to turn that girl into a pegasister Hartman? Well she has the hair for it. Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.” She hit play. “Maybe I should tell him that I’m a pegasister… Na!”

She watched “winter wrap up and was now scrolling through Hartman’s Instant quotes when she heard the back door opening. “How could you forget your wallet? You said ‘marines never forget their gear.’ And you just did” She heard Luna and Hartman walking to the living room.

“Ya, know you’re really starting to annoy me.” She heard a thud “OW! What was that for?” They rounded the corner to see Chavez sitting on the couch.

She got up with a, empty chip bag, “What’s up Hartman, Kate. You’re out of chips.” She slammed the bag on Hartman chest, he grabbed it and threw it away.

“Chavez First off, I had chips? Second off, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!” He took a deep breath. “Third, I thought you weren’t going on leave for another month?” He walked over grabbed his wallet off the coffee table.

“First, yes you did have chips. I ate them. Second and third, I was worried about you taking advantage of Kate here. So I looked up your address and here I am.” She shrugged. “So, were are you two off to?”

“Well what you see what Kate is wearing is all the close she has. So we are going shopping” he sighs.

Chavez walks around Luna she sees no bra, “no bra huh. Bet no panties either.” She smacks Luna’s ass. She jumps, lets out a yelp and grabs her ass. “Nice ass Kate. Not to big not to, small.”

“CHAVEZ!” Hartman yelled, “don’t ask don’t tell. That includes physical and verbal complements.” He scolded.

“Come one man, you already know I’m by so what’s the big deal?” She walked over to Harman and grabbed his ass. “You don’t have a bad one yourself.” He jumped almost as high as the ceiling.

“I swear to god if you do that again, I’ll pull rank one you every minute were back on duty.” He glared at her.

“So let’s go.”

Hartman shot up again. “You want to go with us? Great, next thing is you’ll want to stay here.” He said sarcastically.

“I was getting ready to ask that. But since you offered where do I put my stuff?”

“WHAT, BUT, YOU…” he sighs in defeat. “Up the stairs second door on the left. Meet us out in the truck” she solutes and walks to her room. Hartman and Luna walk to the Truck and he whispers, “If you say anything about the kiss, I’ll bite your horn again.”

“Fine, but if you do that I’ll just say you raped me and threated to do it again. Because technically you did.” She stops at the passenger side of the truck. “Tell me, did you like the kiss?” She puckered her lips.

“LUNA!” Hartman blushed madly. “Get in the truck!” Chavez took longer than she should have, so Hartman showed Luna Earth music. Some that he likes, some that he doesn’t but respects, and some he thought were an abortion of a song. (Justin Beaber.) After that Chavez was walking out of the house.

“So what I miss?” Chavez asked getting in the back seat.

“What the fuck took so long?” Hartman turned around to asks

“I just left Afghanistan ass hole. I got a shower, I swear I had sand right in my-“

“CHAVEZ!” Hartman glared at her.

“That’s one of my names for it. But let’s get going.” Hartman started the car and a half an hour later they were at the mall.

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They all got out and made their way inside. Chavez pointed a Victory secret, “First thing you need is some panties girl.” Luna and she walked towards the store but Hartman walk the other way.

“I’m not going in there! I’ll be at hot topic.” He was stopped by Chavez’s hand on his wrist. “Get off me Chavez!”

She started to drag Hartman. “You’re paying, you’re coming.” He started to fight back, “Jesús Cristo Harman, what are you five?”

“No I just don’t like being stared at by older woman.” He growled back. “You owe me for this Chavez.” Just as Hartman said there was older woman staring at him. He was leaning up against the wall across from the dressing rooms, with his arms crossed and a, I don’t want to be here look on his face. Chavez was helping Luna in a dressing room. He turned to a, old lady holding at a pair of granny panties. “Ma’am if I give you a knife will you please kill me?”

“Quit looking at the underwear that I’m holding you pervert.” She started to hit Hartman with her purse.

“Ow! God damn it lady”

“Don’t use the lord’s name like that!” She began to hit harder.

“Fuck this!” He began to run out of the store “I’d rather fight the fuck’n Taliban then this old hag! Kate, Chavez I’ll be outside!” He sat on a bench outside and flipped open his phone. It was an old flip phone from Verizon. He looked around and spotted a Verizon booth and walked over to it. After getting the new droid he walked back to the booth were he saw the old woman who beat him. He almost took off running when the woman spoke up.

“Wait sonny” she started, “I’m sorry that I hit ya. It’s just when I see a man in there with no woman on his arm I get nervous.” She kina looked like granny Smith, she has a similar ascent too.

“Well next time don’t judge a book by its cover. Explicitly one that has a concoction.” He pointed to his ear that was bandaged.

“Oh my, what happened and why aren’t you in the hospital?”

“Just something that happened over seas nothing special. And I’ve been shot before so this is nothing.”

She smiled, “What branch are you in?”

“US Marines!” He answered with pride in his voice.

“My son is in the Air force. Oh and your friends told me to tell you that there done and ready for you to pay.” Hartman looked back to see the two at the cash register.

He took out his wallet and pulled out some cash. Here, This is 500 bucks, give it to them I am not going back in there!” the old lady complied and gave the money to Chavez. They came out with three large bags. Chavez gave him his change teased him for not going back in there. “How much did you spend in there?”

“400 dollars.” Hartman almost had a heart attack.

“Jesus Crist!” he spat out. “No, no you needed them and since there high quality they’ll last.” Hartman took a deep breath “Now were to?” They went to JC penny and bought very little. Luna thought it want dark enough. Then they were a Sears. One the way there though Hartman kept looking over at Luna. He even fell behind on purpose to look at her butt. She didn’t notice because he kept saying that his head kept hurting. But Chavez saw through his act.

At Sears Chavez left “Kate” with a sales associate, she told her that she needed something besides her uniform to wear and she need Hartman. She dragged him to a corner of the store. “alright here’s what’s going to happen; you’re going tell me that you like Kate more than a friend,” He started to protest but she stopped him, “and don’t give me any lies, I saw you looking at her ass. ‘My head hurts’ oh give me a break Hartman”

Hartman broke like a twig. “Your right I do have feeling for her. But I will not act on them. I’m still in pain Jane.”

‘Why is it whenever someone in the corps uses my first name it when they want something or there trying to make me understand’ She put a hand on his shoulder “Thomas, she wouldn’t want you to be sad over her .”

A tear fell from his eye, “I know, just give me some time.”

“Don’t take too long. She might find someone else.” She took her hand off his shoulder.” Now help me out here.” She grabbed a yellow shirt. “Do I look good in yellow?”

Hartman picked up the same yellow shirt and threw it over her head. “Now you do.” He said playfully.

“Oh it’s on SA!”

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Luna was mad because everything she wanted the sales associate who was really Cristian was pushing Luna toward brighter colors. Luna was very close to using her royal Canterlot voice. “I told you I don’t like bright colors. I want back, grey, and cobalt blue.”

“I think you’ll like to go away from tough’s dark colors and go with something more bright.”

Now Luna was almost to her breaking point. “If you don’t get me they style of close I want my boyfriend who is a marine will come over here. And trust me you don’t want that.” Good thing Hartman also taught her the proper terms for earth.

“Are you shore you won’t try any whites or maybe a nice yellow I’m shore god will -“ she was cut off by Luna shouting. Not in the royal canterlot voice but it was pretty loud.

“SHUT UP YOU BITCH, I DON’T BEVIEAVE IN YOUR GOD!” and just like that there was a loud crack and Luna had a very red cheek .

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Chavez had Hartman in a head lock when they heard “SHUT UP YOU BITCH, I DON’T BEVIEAVE IN YOUR GOD!” CRACK!

“Shit!’ they said in unison. They got up and ran to Luna to find a girl on the ground and Luna fighting with security.

“Can someone tell me what’s going on?” Hartman sounded like he was going to die right there of embassment.

“Ha, ha! Now that my boyfriend who is a marine is here your all dead.” Luna was being held back by four security guards.

“Kate… What the hell?”

Luna pointed at the sales woman, “That bitch wouldn’t get me the close I wanted and she called my style satanic.”

“Don’t call me a bitch you whore!” The sales woman chimed in.

Hartman looked at the sales woman, “Shut the fuck up before you get a foot shoved up your ass!” The woman said nothing. “Chavez question her and I’ll question Kate. Then will see the security footage to see who’s guilty.” Hartman took Luna over to jewelry and left the sales woman with Chavez.

Chavez turned to the sales woman. “Ok, now tell me what happened.”

“I just said to go away from all those dark colors and she just blew up!” She threw her hands in the air.

“And that’s the whole truth?”

“Yes!” She quickly answered.

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“Ok so she wanted you to go with bright colors you said no and that she tried to push religion on you, and you said you don’t believe in our god then she smacked you.” Hartman sighs, “this is why I stopped going to church.” He gets up from the display case he was leaning on. “Let’s go”

They walked back to Chavez, who was sitting very quickly with the sales woman. Chavez wouldn’t stop glaring at her “Can we see the footage. I really don’t want to be near this woman.”

Hartman sighed, “Should I even ask?”

“No.”

“Fine let’s go.” With a security escort them to the security office they watched the whole thing and Luna was in the right. The manager from Sears came down and after explaining he, apologized for what happened. The woman lost her job for assaulting a customer. The finished there shopping there and there next stop was hot topic.

When Luna went in Rob Zombies Dragula started to play. “This song is very good.” Luna walked around the store when she saw the MLP stuff. She was shocked of all the cards, tattoos and apparel. She saw the Luna’s best princess and had to buy it. They spent close to an hour in the store. When they came out they had four large bags.

Hartman checked his phone. “Shit its five already. Let’s get going.” They left the mall and Hartman was totaling up how much they spent there. When He was done he dropped all the bags he was carrying and a, panic attack, “You spent 2,000 dollar in there!” He nearly face planted on the ground before Chavez caught him.

“Hey, Hartman calm down man.”

“Is that bad?”

Hartman calmed down enough to say, “For your wardrobe no. For my credit score yes.” He got up and loaded the bags in the car. He toasted the keys to Chavez “You drive, I need to lay down.” They left the mall and made a quick stop at a gun shop for some ammo and a BK for some dinner. Back at the house Hartman put in a movie.

“Now then. It’s time that you get reintroduced to a classic… Star Wars.”

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After the movie Luna was ecstatic. “That was amazing! I especially liked princess Leia. The way she is my favorite line from her was ‘somebody get this walking carpet out of my way’”

“I’m glad you liked it, and just remember Han shot first.”

Chavez went to bed early. She said something about Star Wars is for nerds. “Hartman?”

“Yeah.”

“Can I still sleep with you?”

Hartman blushed at the question. He was getting ready to say no but he liked having her sleep next to him. “Ok, lust don’t let Chavez find out.” He got up, “oh and, don’t walk around in your alicorn form too.

They walked up the stair to bed, “Well du.”