Luna's Marine

Chapter IV

Doctor’s appointment.

11:50 AM

Chavez opened the door to Hartman and Luna’s room and flipped on the lights. She said very loudly “Wake up you two, Hartman you have a doctor’s appointment at one so get up!”

“To early” Luna muttered

Hartman threw the covers over their heads. “The doctor can go fuck himself I’m tiered.”

“Ok you two.” Chavez walked over and flipped the mattress. They landed on top of each other and Luna’s breast landed on Hartman’s face. Chavez took the mattress of them. “Well looks like you two just got closer.” Chavez started to laugh as she put the mattress back.

You’d think that Hartman would push Luna off of him. No, he nuzzled Luna’s breast and muttered between her cleavage, “So soft and warm.” This caused Luna to jump up and slap Hartman. Chavez laughed even harder now. “OW! Jeez Luna that was a complement.” Hartman got slapped again.

Luna whispered in Hartman’s ear, “You idiot, don’t use my real name in front of Chavez.” Chavez was laughing so hard that Hartman got slapped twice that she didn’t pay any attention to what the two half naked people on the ground were doing. Luna grabbed Hartman little marine, “Yours is warm and… not soft.”  Luna said in a lusty voice. This made Hartman squirm.

“Should I leave you to alone?” The sound of Chavez’s voice made them jump, Luna was now squeezing Hartman‘s little marine. That made him let out a loud moan. “One second thought, I think I’ll stay and watch.” Luna released Hartman got up and nearly threw Chavez out.

Luna smiled, “I’ll make shore he’s ready.” And with that she slammed the door. Luna turned to Hartman who was climbing back into bed with covers in hand. “What do you think you’re doing?” Luna crossed her arms.

Hartman pulled the covers over his head to shield himself from the light. “I’m going back to bed. Are you going to join me?” Luna used her magic to lift him off the bed. “Luna… put me down.” Hartman demanded.

“Ok” Luna released Hartman in midair. There was a loud thud and a grown.

“Uh, why did you do that?” Hartman go up wrestling with the covers.

Luna giggled under her breath, “because you wouldn’t get up.” Luna helped him to his feet. “Now get dressed.” Hartman reluctantly did as he was told. Luna grabbed a pair of short shorts, a black V-neck and left Hartman to his business. He went with is combat uniform. He knew that it would make women flock to him and he wanted to make Luna jealous. He walked down stair to find Luna trying a beer. After she took a sip she smacked her lips together.

Hartman leaned on the wall next to the stairs and crossed his arms, “So what do ya’ think?”

Luna sat the can down, “It’s smooth and not very sweet. It’s not something I’d drink all the time.”

This answer pleased Hartman. He did not want Luna dinking it for some reason. “You’re probly more of a wine kinda girl.” He walked over to Luna and Chavez and pulled out a piece of paper. “Chavez since you’re staying here you can go get the groceries.” He tossed the paper onto the table. Chavez picked it up list and skimmed it.

“Eggs, milk, butter blah, blah, blah. Jeez Hartman where’s the good stuff?” She folded the paper and put it in her right breast pocket. “Can I get some cash or do I have to pay for it out of my own pocket?”

Hartman pulled out his wallet, he counted out some cash and handed it to Chavez, “You can add things to the list if you want. Now where’s my doctor’s appointment at?”

Chavez counted the cash and put it in her wallet. “Mercy hospital in Springfield. Its 1:15 and considering that it took you 20 minutes to get down here and that Springfield is an hour away I’d get going.” Chavez gave Hartman a, evil smile.

Hartman looked at his watch, “12:05” He glared at Chavez. “Kate get your shoes, you can put them on in the car.” Luna did as she was told and made her way to the car. “Not one word Chavez.” In the car Hartman was speeding down the country rode. “Luna I never asked but why are you on earth?”

The question didn’t surprise Luna, she was waiting for the right time to bring it up. “I’m here to study humans. I wanted to know how humans acted so I became one.”

Hartman was not stunned like usual, he was curious. “So why did you go to Afghanistan?”

Luna hesitated “I heard about the war in a country called England and I was curious.”

“So what do you think of us so far?”

“Well… Your species is very violent” she paused “But you’ve shone me that not all humans are bad.” She gave him a soft smile.

“So what does your sister think of this?”

Luna bit her lower lip, “to be honest… she hates humans with a passion. When I told her that I wanted to do research on humans she was upset to say the least.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well she said I wasn’t allowed to talk to any humans and I couldn’t change into a human.”

Hartman slowed down when he entered a small town. “Well looks like She’s gonna be pissed.”

Luna chucked, “You know what would really make her made? If you came back with me to Equestria.”

“I like it!” For the rest of the ride was talking about ways to piss off Cesestia.

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Hartman and Luna entered the elevator the stood there in since until Hartman notice that Luna’s cutie mark was sticking out of her shorts. “I hope there’s no bronies in here or you’ll be swarmed.” He acted like a brony zombie, “Princess Luna, take me. Please. Lunaaaaa, Llllunaaa.”

Luna gave him a playful push, “Don’t worry, if there is any I’m shore my Marine Corps boyfriend can fend them off.” She wrapped her arms around Hartman’s left arm. “Right honey?” She batted her eye lashes.

As they entered a sick little girl with a Rainbow dash plushy jumped up and yelled as loud as she could “O’ my-gosh, mommy, mommy that lady looks just like Princess Luna!” she ran over to the “couple” and hugged Luna’s Leg. The little girl had snot dripping from her nose. Luna gave mouthed ‘what should I do?’ Hartman gave her a nod saying ‘I got this.’

“Well Luna looks like you have a little fan,” Luna was shocked by how Hartman was handling this. “What’s your name little one?” Hartman squatted down to try and get eye level with. But with is 6’6 height he was still taller than the girl.

Her mother came over and tried to pull her daughter off Luna’s leg. “I’m sorry about this” as she tried to get her kid off Luna She was stopped by a hand. It was Luna’s.

“It’s alright I get this a lot.”

The little girl’s eyes shot up at Luna when she spoke, “You sound just like her too!”

Hartman decide that this was good pay back for what happened to his little marine earlier. That and he like to make kids smile, Pinkie pie is his favorite pony after all, “That’s because she is Luna,” Luna glared at him like she was going to kill him for that. “And I am her guard, sergeant Hartman.” He bowed at the girl.

Her mother smiled at the two, “I’m going to go get checked in you two uh, play alicorn.” Luna gave him another death glare, but her face soften when she saw the sick girls face light up.

“Um, Luna?”

“Yes little one.”

“I’m not little!” She stomped her foot on the ground in protest, “Um, will you say the thing you said on nightmare night.” Luna cocked her head, “you know “The fun has been doubled” she said almost like Luna but was interrupted by caughs.

Luna crossed her arms, “First you must answer my guard’s question” Luna paused “What is your name?”

The girl answered proudly “My name is Peyton and when I grow up I’m going to be a police man just like my dad!”

“Well that is in case,” Luna sighed She razed arm in the air “Ha, Ha. The fun has been doubled!” Luna said it just like she did on nightmare night. The received looks from the other people in the waiting room, but they didn’t care.

Hartman left chuckling that Luna actually did that. He walked up the front desk. There was a, young woman with a long blonde hair and sea blue eyes. She had a gold cross around her neck. Her smile was warm and welcoming. “How can I help you today sir?”

Hartman had a sly smile on his face ‘this will drive Luna crazy’ He leaned in “Well first you can tell me why god sent an angle to a doctor’s front desk?” She raised her hand to her mouth and giggled at the cheesy pick up line. Luna took notice to this, she put Peyton down and walked with a, anger look on her face.

She wrapped her arms around Hartman’s left arm. “Have you signed in yet honey?” she smiled coyly and squeezed his arm so tightly the blood was cut off. She smiled at the receptionists, the smiled said he’s mine! The receptionists backed off. Hartman signed in and sat next to Payton. The couch there was not very comfortable so Luna sat on Hartman’s lap.

‘Jesus, I thought I was the one who was going to embarrass Luna, not the other way around.’ He looked over to Peyton who was looking at them funny. “Luna can you get off me please?”

Luan wrapped her arms around his neck and snuggled up to him, “but you’re so comfy.”

Peyton rolled her eyes “are you to dating or something?”

“Yes, were in love” Luna batted her eye lashes.

Peyton acted like she was gagging herself, “blech, that’s gross!” She crossed her arms sniffed up some snot back into her nose and said. “Love is gross you’ll never find me “Falling in love” She air quoted falling in love.

Hartman reached between him and Luna and pulled out a handkerchief. He held it to Peyton’s nose and said “Blow” She did and covered the handkerchief with her snot. She smiled at Hartman. “Keep it” He handed the cloth to the girl.

A nurse came out of a door, “Miss Peyton More. The doctor will see now.”

Peyton got up and hugged Luna and Hartman, “Thanks Luna it was really fun playing and talking with you.” She Ran to the nurse.

Her mother got up and turned to Luna and Hartman, “Thank you for keeping Peyton Company” she paused “what’s your name though.”

Luna smiled “My parent’s actually named me Luna… They were hippies.”

The mother nods, “Well thank you both.” She walked to her daughter who was waiting with the nurse. The rest of the time they were in the waiting room Luna kept making Hartman look like her bitch. When the nurse called him back Hartman jumped up and tried to fast run to the nurse, but Luna caught him and wrapped did the same thing he did whenever they walked. A man in a, ACU uniform gave him a sympathetic look. Hartman mouthed, help me as they walked through the door.

They entered a white room with two beds, a lot of equipment and one TV. The nurse did what she needed to do. Take blood presser, tested his hurt ear ext. When the nurse left Hartman closed the door and glared at Luna who was just sitting on the bed with a, innocent look on her face. “Luna” Hartman growled.

“Yes?” her innocent look was cracking.

He walked up to Luna so close they could almost kiss, “what was that?”

“What was what?” She asked grinning ear to ear.

“That shit you pulled in the waiting room.” Hartman was trying to stay as calm as possible.

Luna started to pout, “You mean you didn’t like it.” Hartman sat down next to her.

Hartman sighed. “No I didn’t. It was humiliating to be treated like that.” He was looking every ware but at Luna. “You latching on to my arm I’m ok with and the kisses on the cheek are fine. But you took it over board in there.” Luna said nothing she just stared at the ground. “I’m ok with some things but not all of that.” Hartman put a hand on Luna’s shoulder. She looked up to see his deep blue eyes staring right into her soul. Their faces drew closer so close their lips almost touched.

The door opened and a, old man who looked like he was from India came in. He had a thick Indian ascent. “Ok let’s see he-“ He paused when he saw how close Luna and Hartman were. “I’m I interrupting something?” His eyes widened when he saw who they were. “You two are the ones who were being all lovey duby in my waiting room. You do know that children come here too. Right?” He cocked a brow.

Hartman and Luna pulled away at the same time. They were blushing wildedly. Hartman cleared his throat. “Yes well my girlfriend has been having… Urges since I got back from overseas.” Luna shot a dirty look at Hartman. ‘Let’s see how you like be called horny all the time.’ Hartman thought

The doctor nodded, “Well since that is happening there is two answers to that.” He was getting out some of his tools, “one she’s missed you, or two you’re not satisfying her in bed.”

Hartman’s face redden when the doctor said that, “hey buddy I’m great between the sheets!”

The doctor nodded, “is that true miss…”

“Kate, but my friends call me Luna. And now that I think about it he is kinda lacking in that department.” Luna giggled.

Hartman’s face became redder. “You know we do have surgery’s to fix that problem.”

“Shut up! I’m not lacking in that area! You wanna see it?” Hartman face palmed at that.

Luna patted him on the back, “Not in that department more in the experience department. Trust me on that one.” She knew that from that little encounter this morning.

The doctor looked at his cart, “ok then now that’s out of the way, mister Hartman well have to get some scans of your brain” he walked over to the cabinets and pulled out a gown. “Please strip down and put this on. I’ll be getting the cat scan ready.” He turned and left the room.

Hartman turned to Luna and began to take his shirt off. “Turn around Luna. Now.” Luna did as she was asked. “No peaking.” Hartman ordered. Luna did turn around. Not to see his little marine but to see the grim reaper tattoo on his back. She couldn’t help but feel sad for him. There was two other tattoos she hasn’t seen before one was a name written I cursive and the other was a gunnery sergeants emblem on his shoulder blade. They both had dates by them. The name was dated 11/22/10 and the gunnery sergeants was dated 12/24/91.

Hartman caught her as he was taking his pants off. “What did I say?” Hartman voice wasn’t stern but playful.

“No peaking.” Luna back around and Hartman continued to change. After He was done changing Luna turned around and couldn’t help but giggle at Hartman. “If you tell anyone or pony you’re in trouble, got that.” The doctor came back in to grab Hartman for his cat scan. The doctor said that the results would be back in 2-5 days and he’ll call when they come in.