EWE

by JasonCider

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance
Length: 7402

This is WWE but with my little pony characters

This is WWE but with my little pony characters!!! I need O.C's Bad and good! If I like them they will be a new character in EWE!

Published 2013-05-06 22:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-20 15:06:36 UTC

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #1

"Welcome to Wednesday Night Boast-Busters!" Spike said. Pinkie Pie turned to Spike to speak at him directly.

"Tonight is going to be a party," Yelled Pinkie Pie. Spike started laughing.

"YEAH IT IS! Tonight's main event is going to be a single no disqualification match for the EWE Championship," Spike announced!

"Ahhhhh....Jason is going to be in a match tonight. I hope he chooses me to kiss him when he wins tonight," Said Pinkie threw hopes. She laid over spike in aah!

"You remember that he is facing the EWE champion, Quick-Bolt tonight, Right?" Spike bothered pushing Pinkie off of his shoulder, "Every pony knows that Quick-Bolt is much stronger than Jason could ever be!"

"We'll see Spike!" Pinkie said angrily to spike. Spike looked confused and than continued his broadcast.

"Yeah Whatever...later tonight,the divas champion Rainbow Dash will fight the sexiest diva in the EWE, RARITY! That's going to be a good match, isn't it Pinkie! Two mares fighting in one ring...makes me want to join in!" Spike said with a big smile on his face.

"OH MY!" Pinkie pie yelled as Big mac entered from the ramp. He had a microphone floating in front of him.

"How was ya'll weekend?" said Big Mac. He started walking to the ring, "That's good! Now, ya'll know that Ah'm scheduled to fight Shining Armor for the Equestrian Championship, right? Well, let me tell ya'll what's going down. AH'M GONNA KICK SHINING ARMOR'S FLANK!" yelled Big Mac as he took off running to the ring. When he got to the ring, he slide under the bottom ropes.

Shining Armor started walking to the ring but than he stops, he points at the crowd, than he takes off to the ring. When he left the stage, he jumps in the air and when he lands, fire shoots from the turn-buckle! After the fire disappears, he walks on the stairs on the bottom left side of the ring. When he gets to the top of the stairs, he started walking on the apron and than he walks under the top rope.

The bell rings and the two colts circle the ring. Big Mac was the one to attack first! He grabs Shining Armor and pushes him in the turn-buckle!

"Pinkie Pie You haven't been talking for a while, is something wrong?" Spike said as Big Mac starts kicking Shining Armor in the face ten times.

"Hmm...Oh yeah I'm ok...I just reading the tweets! HEHEHE Jason is so stupid!" Pinkie said as she puts down a phone.

"Wait I thought you liked Jason....I confused!" spike said as the referee started counting down.

"one...two...three...four...five!" Shining Armor stood back up which confused Big Mac.Big Mac ran at Shining Armor to hit him back down, but he dodged him and kicked Big Mac in the side of his head.

" The blow knocked him for a loop...Right Spike!" Pinkie said watching as big mac stumbles and falls. Spike couldn't speak as that blow surprised him.

"One...two...three!!!" Big Mac started sitting back up. To win the match, Shining Armor runs and try's to attack Big Mac...but this would be a mistake. Big Mac stood up when shining Armor charged and Big Mac turned and kicked as hard as he can.

"One...two...three...four....five...six...seven...eight...nine...TEN! That's it!!! Ring the bell!!!!" The referee stops the bell and Big Mac won.

"That was amazing...wasn't it Pinkie?!" exclaimed Spike. He was on his feet.

"I though that Big Mac was gonna lose...that's amazing!" said Pinkie with her eyes wide open.

"Well It looks like it's our main event!" Spike said berrying his head in the desk.

"YES!!! the best fight of the night. The sexy Jason Cider Will be in the ring for the EWE championship! He has to win, he just gotta!" Pinkie Pie said jumping around.

"Here comes Jason...dose my hair look alright!?" Pinkie asks fluffing her hair. Spike looks at her and laughs!!!

"It never dose Pinkie!" spike gasps between breaths. Jason runs threw the ramp to the announcer table!!!!

"Hi Pinkie....Spike. What's up bros!!!" Jason said looking at the two announcers. Pinkie smiled as Jason looked at her and winked, "that's awesome how about you midget!"

"Don't call me midget Jason!!! Oh and have fun with Quick-Bolt...I hopes he brakes that pretty face of yours!!!" said spike laughing at the terrible things he thinks Quick-Bolt is going to do to Jason.

"That's strange....even you think I have a pretty face, huh bud!" Jason laughed as he ran in the ring and waited for the champion.

"And the soldier has came to punish the stupid Ja....OW" Spike said before getting hit by Pinkie Pie, "What was that for Pinkie?" Pinkie couldn't talk, she just pointed at Jason. Spike started rubbing his head. Quick-Bolt looked at his belt than back at Jason. Than he started laughing. He than runs to the ring. The bell rings and Jason rushes at Quick-Bolt but he just hits Jason.

"one...two...three!" Jason gets back up and just laughs. Than he leaves the ropes, slides under the ring, and grabs a bat! Jason grabs the bat and points to the crowd. Quick-Bolt runs at Jason! When Jason notices, he swings the bat! The Mattel pleating bounces off of Quick-Bolt's head. Quick-Bolt hit's the ground and Jason hits him fifteen more times. Then the reffere starts counting.

"One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...TEN! That's it! Ring the bell" The bell rang as they gave the belt to Jason.

Jason got his ass out of there, "Congrats on your win Jason...but it's going to be short lived! Let's have the EWE Universe chose the next opponent!" Jason Smiles

"YOU ARE ON!" Jason said walking out with his Championship!

"OH I WISH I CAN GET MY HANDS ON JASON!" Spike said as he was rapping his hands together to simulate chocking! Pinkie laughs when she read who could fight him.

"If you wish for it, you may receive! Spike look at this, you are on the polls to fight Jason for the EWE Championship! HA-HA! I'm vetoing for you!" Pinkie pie said as she started pressing buttons on her phone!

"Hay...vote for me to! I want to destroy Jason!" Spike said as he started laughing. The titantron showed Jason on the screen.

"Jason...you have been the second colt in all of Eqwestria that won that belt you have on your shoulders, what was..." Michael was only able to say that before Jason interrupted.

"Cole, Cole,Cole...shut up! Nopony needs you to talk! Now...I do have the highest belt in the EWE since the Equestrian championship! But still..." that was all Jason said before Big Macintosh pushed into him, Jason turned to talk to him, "Wazzup
Mackintosh...Calm your face bro! No need to get violent." Big mac just stares at Jason.

"Make ya'll games Jason, just to let you know that I am in the race for that belt! Ya'll know ya can't beat me...and that's the way I like it!" Big Mac said...Jason has big eyes.

"D-Do...you ever brush your teeth!" Jason wipes in front of his face! "You really need mouth wash bro. If you pardon me...I have to see two really hot mares fight in front of me and this time, I'm not the reason!" Jason just looked at Big Mac as he walked off!

"Here comes Rarity! You must like that huh spi-" Pinkie said before turning her head left and noticing that, instead of Spike....it was Jason!

"Do I stink...that bad!" Jason said as he looked at Pinkie. Rarity looks at the crowed and walked to the ring! Jason noticed that Pinkie was blushing next to him, "You like Rarity!" Jason scrame laughing!

"I DON'T LIKE RARITY...NO PONY LIKES RARITY!...wait a second!" Pinkie Pie said as she noticed what she said. Rarity slide under the bottom rope.

"WOW....that's rude!" Jason smiles as he pats her back, "it's cool bro...I got it...ah ha...I just wanted to know what you had to say about it.

"Rainbow is pretty hot!" Jason said with a mocking yawn in his voice, "Well me saying that isn't that loyal, I think you are hot Pinkie!" Those words boosted up pinkie.

"lets get back to the fight Jason!" Pinkie said pushing Jason to the side laughing!" All of the sudden, Rainbow Dash falls from the sky and lands on the ground! Before the bell rang though, rarity hits Rainbow Dash on the side of her head.

"the winner of this match by the way of Disqualification is...RAINBOW DASH" said the announcer, rarity wouldn't stop!

"That's enough!" Jason yelled as he pulled Rarity off of Rainbow Dash, but than an unexpected visitor came in!

"That's Sound Barrier, What's Jason's son doing here!" Pinkie yelled as Sound Barrier ran to the ring and helped Jason! With the help of Sound Barrier, Rainbow was able to leave with the belt! They let go of Rarity and she left. When Jason turned to thank Sound Barrier, he hit him down. He picked up his belt and a unicorn floated up a microphone!

"So, you might of wondered why I sucker-punched Jason. Well I need this Belt. If I have to beat you dad...I will get this belt. Sorry but this is now mine...opps I'm sorry...it will be mine!" He drops the belt on Jason, "so you next week Jason!"

"Wait Sound barrier! If you want a shot at the EWE belt, I'll give you one...tonight, oh and look behind you!" Mayer Mare said, when Sound Barrier turned around, he was hit by Jason.

"NO PONY SUCKER-PUNCHES JASON!" Jason scram.

"WHY DID YOU HIT YOUR FATHER SOUND BARRIER!" Rainbow yelled Sound Barrier, "Listen to your mother Sound Barrier!" Sound Barrier wouldn't listen.

"Sound Barrier I need to talk to you!" Quick-Bolt said, "I know you have a chance to get a chance to get the belt but let me tell you. I have no problem kicking a midgets ass!"

"Quick-Bolt, it's true that you have defeated me for that belt on the last P.P.V. ! But Jason is my father, let's see...hmm no belt on you! That's right, Jason won for it! Shut up and get out!" Sound Barrier looks at Quick-Bolt. Quick-Bolt smiles and laughs.

"Just like your father, don't understand when some pony stronger than you is standing right in front of you...do you!" Quick-Bolt looks in Sound Barrier's eyes.

"I will succeed in something that you failed at doing! I'm gonna beat my father!" Quick bolt laughed.

"It may be true that I failed to beat your father...but you are weaker than I am...and I'll prove it!" Quick bolt walks away! Sound Barrier is left. He starts walking and faces with Mayer Mare.

"Can you help me with something Sound Barrier?" Mayer Mare asked.

"What the hell do you want?" sound Barrier looks at Mayer Mare

"Ok...Jason is your father...and Rainbow Dash is your mother...Jason is married to Vinyl Scratch...how is that possible!" Mayer Mare asked!

"when he was twenty, Pinkie and Rainbow wanted to have a kid. They asked Jason to help so he did. Nine and a half months later, they got me!" Sound Barrier admitted, "Also, Jason is going threw a devorse with Vinyl!"

"Ah...well so you in the ring than, I have a surprise for you and Jason!" The taunting laugh of Mayer Mare left into the stage, "I know you guys wanted to see a battle of father and son, but I have different plans! Me and my partners back-stage has devised a plan. We will put the Tag teem belt on the line...so AppleJack And Big Macintosh Will fight Jason and Sound Barrier! But every good news comes with bad news! since AppleJack is a female, we can't allow her to fight two colts like Jason and Sound Barrier! So, this problem was quickly avoided! His new partner will be Quick-Bolt! But like I said, every good news, comes with bad news. This will only happen this Thursday!" the crowd let out a loud BOO! "It's not my fault! There just isn't enough time that's all!"
(NOT VALID!)

Author's Note

Rules in EWE: 1) To win your opponent must be knocked on the flour for ten seconds!
2) If you are not a unicorn, you have one to help you pick up things like weapons and microphone's (like big mac when he entered)
3) No champion advantage, if you loose the match, you loose the belt!!!
3) Using Magic or your wings makes you loose your match even in a no disqualification matches (Only picking up weapons... weapon has to be 6 inches from your body)

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #2

"Spike, today is the day that we find out who is the pony...or dragon that fights Jason for the EWE Championship!" Pinkie said with a surprised tone! "and the results are

" Quick-bolt-0%
Big Mac-0%
Bubble Barry-0%
Butterscotch-0%
Apple Jack-0%
Rainbow Blitz-0%
Cranky Doodle Donkey-0%
Elusive-9%
Dusk Shine-9%
Sound Barrier-9%
Spike-73%! Spike will fight Jason for the EWE Championship!" Pinkie Yelled as Spike gained quite a smile on his face!

"Just a shame, Jason just won the belt, now he's loosing it!" Spike Boasted when a known foe walked threw the stage!

"So...that's is not a good choice for me to fight! I will kick his midget flank!" jason announces as he walks to the announcer table! "Let me see my opponent next wendnesday!" He takes a look at Spike. "BWAH HAHAHAHA! He's no taller than my shins! So let me tell you this, you can run and never come back. That will be less humiliating...GOT IT!" Jason exclaimed! Spike started laughing!
"you know what will be humiliating Jason...when a Dragon no taller than your shins kicks your flank and takes that belt! So I think you should leave...and just hand over the belt!!" Jason laughs and uses his magic to pick up Spike!
"Shut the *sensor* up you little midget! You think that I am scared of you! I WILL *sensor*ING KILL YOU!!" Jason scrame. Spike was screaming for help!

Big Mac ran over to help spike but was hit from the behind! "Who is that!? SOUND BARRIER? WHY IS SOUND BARRIER HERE!?" Pinkie yelled as Sound Barrier went to his father. He started whispering something in his ear and Jason dropped Spike!
"We Will not hurt you Spike, Yet! If it wasn't for my son...I would of made sure you wouldn't be here that day! Lets make that match interesting! You can choose our match. Hell why not let the EWE Universe Choose the Match i could care less!" Jason smiled as him and Sound Barrier started to leave!

"what was that all about?" Pinkie Pie said. Spike was gasping, their was no air in his lungs after what Jason did!
"Hey.... Mayer Mare here! I know what Jason and Sound Barrier did was unexceptionable! They will not have the chance for the EWE Tag Teem Championship. NO! Instead, I'm gonna give Jason and VINYL a match...together! They will fight Rainbow Dash...and Sound Barrier! Oh, and that match...is NOW!" Mayer Mare announced. Jason hated Vinyl Scratch after he caught her cheating on him!
"So...Jason...we'll accept the challenge...right?!" Vinyl asked nicely. Jason kind of just shrugged her off as a varmint! "Jason...I know that you are angry at me!" Vinyl was interrupter by Jason
"NO...I'm not angry at you Vinyl, I'm outraged! I didn't think I got married to a *sensor*" Jason looked at Vinyl. Smiled and turned back to the punching bag in front of him, "I don't care...sure! Why not...just have my back this time...GOT IT!" Jason walks to the ring, "We'll inter the ring...like we use to! The same time!" Jason turned to Vinyl, "just don't touch me!" Vinyl smiles.
"I wont touch you Jason...just remember what we always said!" Vinyl said as she pushed on Jason's shoulder! Jason turned and looked at Vinyl!
"What the hell did I tell you about touching me! Oh, and yes I remember 'ahem let me introduce to you, the sexiest mare in Eqwestria...Vinyl!' Lies back than and lies now!" Vinyl laughed!
"Oh Jason...I remember what you would say. You said it so loud...so proud...what happened to that, Jason" Vinyl Pushes on Jason!
"I found out that my wife for three years was a *sensor*! That could crush a man...not me! That made me STRONGER! Gave me the rage I need to beat all my enemies...so Thank you actually for being such a *sensor*!" Vinyl never saw this anger in Jason before! She also seen some...sadness in him. She knew that something was wrong with Jason!
"Jason is something wro...." Vinyl was able to say before Jason nodded his head!
"We should leave now Vinyl, before we loose by disqualification!" Jason said. Vinyl nodded her head and the left to the ring.

"Here they come!" Spike manged to say while laughing!
"THAT'S IT...play my music!" Jason yelled!

"JASON! I don't think you were had to do that! Still...it's funny!" Pinkie managed to say! She was laughing at the change of music, plus the match set up by the GM!
"Here she is, the *sensor*, most GODDAMN *Sensor* son of a *sensor* you've ever met, Vinyl Scratch!" Jason watched the door!

Vinyl walks threw the door and stares at Jason angrily! Jason puts down the mic and walks away. Vinyl walks over and hits Jason. Jason pushes Vinyl back and started yelling at her. She walks back and slaps Jason. He looks back and slaps her back.

"JASON! JASON! JASON!" yelled Sound Barrier. Jason looks at Vinyl than he looks at Sound Barrier.
"I QUIT!" Jason yelled as he walked over to spike, "Behold your new EWE Champion! SPIKE!" he yelled as he gave him the championship. Jason than walked off!
"OH NO JASON! You can't just GIVE Spike the belt! He has to win it! Oh and my contract you signed says that...you can't quit! You have to fight your son with Vinyl...or...I can make your life a living hell!" Jason smiled as he looks at Mayer Mare! He uses his magic to get a microphone!
"I'm sorry Mare...I am not ready for a relationship at the moment!" Jason started laughing! "I'm sorry. Fine! i will fight my son...and than fight Spike!" Jason looks at Vinyl. She has red eyes...like she was crying! Jason looks concerned, and than walked to the ring laughing! Vinyl ran to Jason and tapped Jason's shoulder! When Jason turns around, Vinyl kissed him. In sorrow, she ran out of the ring. Jason Soon fallowed!
"The winner by Disqualification, Sound Barrier and Octavia!" The announcer yelled as Sound Barrier jumped with joy! All of a sudden, Quick-Bolt hits him from the back. Quick-Bolt started laughing!
"I TOLD YOU! YOU! PICK THIS *sensor* UP!" Quick-Bolt yelled to the Unicorn appointed to him! The unicorn picked him up, and slammed him as hard as he could to the ground below him! Quick-Bolt started laughing like he accomplished something important! Quick-Bolt left as something appeared on the titantron!
"We take you back-stage to the great, sexy, Jason Cider!" Cole points the Mic to the pacing colt, "what happened when you confronted Vinyl Scratch back-stage!" Jason looks at Cole with anger in his eyes!
"Well Cole! I tried to ask Vinyl why she kissed me! When I got there...I freaked out...and...kissed...her!" Jason looks at the ground like he did something wrong!
"That's it...you kissed her. That's all you did that was wrong. That's what you had to get off of your chest!" Cole yelled at Jason. Jason looked at Cole and started laughing!
"That's not it dumb ass! What I wanted to say is that I'm retiring from the EWE championship! And...I will kick Quick-Bolt's flank for what he did to my son! Only I hit him. It will be an I quit match! Whoever looses will be fired! Mayer Mare agreed with me...so next P.P.V, it will be me and Quick-Bolt...with a special referre! Vinyl Scratch! She agreed to that...as well! Do you agree...Quick-Bolt!" Jason laughed his way out of the room but he was faced to Vinyl! "What do you want!"
"A fight! You and me Jason! What do you say!" Vinyl said. Jason laughed her off as a bad memory!
"Fine...you and me...if the EWE universe agrees! But if not, Vinyl...you quit! (Fired or Cross gender fight...you choose!) I'm out...see you there...or not!" Jason walked out. He was laughing! Vinyl looked at him leave...and when she tried to leave, she ran into Rarity!
"Rarity, I don't have time for yo..." Vinyl was interrupted by the wight coated mare! She removed her hoof from her mouth!
"What do you see when you look at Jason Cider" Rarity asked. The question confused Vinyl, but at the same time, made her laugh a bit!
"I see an ex-husband...why" Vinyl answered! Rarity looks at Jason and than back to Vinyl scratch! She looks in her eyes! she gave a faint smirk!
"I see a nice and handsome colt! That is why I am gonna win him from you! You see somepony you already dated...I see somepony that i didn't date yet!"
"And you never will Rarity!" Vinyl pushed her back! Rarity slapped her! Vinyl uses magic to pick Rarity up, and slammed her to the ground!
"VINYL! Back off!" Jason said. He pushed Vinyl back. The scared mare stumbles back. She than ran out of the Arena! Jason turns back to the harmed mare. He grabs her hoof and helps her back up, "what was that all ab..." Jason was kissed by the purple haired mare! Jason, in shock, pushes the mare off of him. "I am gonna pretend....for your sake...that was an accident!"
"Jason! It's me...Invictus Soul!" Invictus said pushing on Jason turns!
"Well a son of a *sensor* gun! Where the hell did you go!" Jason pats the crazy colt! "The last time I seen you, you threw me down a flit of stairs for saying 'I'm sorry but your mom gave me a hickey!" Jason said

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #3

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #3

"WELCOME BACK! TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT BOAST-BUSTERS!" Pinkie grew a big smile! She finally got to say that again! "Tonight we welcome the newest entry in the EWE! MARCUS!" Pinkie waits!

"HERE HE COMES!" Spike says! Tonight was his match with Jason...he thinks! He did retire the belt!
"HA! Spike! Spike...come here!" Spike walks over to the friendly faced colt! Spike entered the ring and stared at Marcus! Marcus Hit spike upside the head and gave him a sly smile! "You seen that *sensor* He doesn't deserve to have a shot at the EWE championship! I DO! So what do you say! JASON!"

"Who is this?" Pinkie asked as Jason interred the arena! "J-JASON! THAT'S NOT JASON'S THEME SONG! WHAT'S WRONG WITH JASON!"
"Hey it's me Jason...and I'm damn tired of this *sensor* going in the EWE! So...I'm gonna fix my mistakes! Like teaching an ungraceful punk like you! So...I'm going to fix those kind of mistakes...right now for my EWE! championship...that I have to keep...OKAY!" Jason looks to the crowd. "Oh by the way, LOOK BEHIND YOU!" as Marcus turns, Jason runs to the ring! As Marcus turns back, Jason uppercuts him in the Jaw with his foot!
"OUCH! a devastating kick from Jason!" Pink yelled a caged lowered! "looks like this match is going to be a Hell In A Cell Match!" Pinkie watches. Ten seconds has passed sense the match started!
"Spike has been Eliminated!" Spike was carried out of the Cell and two colt were left! Marcus charged at Jasson!
"QUICK IDEA!" Jason yelled as he grabs Marcus and slams his head into the ground!The crowd started laughing! Jason moves his hair back and leaves the ring! Marcus stumbles back to his feet! He watches as Jason left the cell and started to climb it!
"IS JASON CRAZY! HE'S SCALING THE CELL WALL!" Pinkie yelled! Jason made it to the top and sat on top of the Cell! "Jason's crazy! No doubt about that! We seen Jason do this before! Mayor Mare entered the Ring!
"Jason, whoa now! Get down from there before I do something risky...TO LATE! RESTART THE MATCH!" Jason started laughing!
"Wait a second miss bossy britches!" Princess Celestia came on the Titantron! "Before you do something that would make me FIRE you...to late. YOU'RE FIRED!" Mayor Mare started yelling! "We of course...need a new General Manager of EWE! We all ready have the mare! COME OUT!"

"Th-That's Vinyl's Music! Is she the new GM for EWE?" Vinyl ran out on stage and music stopped!
"How the hell are you!" the crowed cheered! Jason sat on the edge of the cell! He had anger in his eyes! "Look at this match! What do you guys think?"
"This is awesome...This is awesome...this is awesome!" The crowed started yelling! Vinyl let of a sly snicker!
"Mayor Mare sure knows how to pick the matches...doesn't she! Anyway! didn't get to fight and that makes me sad! So Restart this match! Oh...and Jason...I have my eyes on you!" Jason started laughing!
"Okay...you have your eyes on me, like I should of had on you! I WOULD OF GOT MY FLANK KICKED...If I did what you did! I WOULD OF KICKED MY OWN FLANK!" Vinyl angrily stared at Jason! The bell rings and Jason stands on the top of the Cell! Marcus Pushes Jason off of the top of the cell! Spike ran over to Jason!
"get the hell up Jason!" Spike helps Jason back up! Jason seems confused! "Don't think I like you even more! I just don't want that jerk to win!!" Jason sticks his hoof to Spike!
"So...you want to team up to kick that dudes flank!" Spike agreed! Jason made it to his feet! "I'll get left, you get right!" The start running to the cell wall! Jason started skimming the wall first! When eyes were on Jason slowly climbing the cell, Spike ran up the cell! Marcus turns to spike and started laughing! Jason started scaling faster and faster! Jason taps on Marcus's sholder! When he turns, he super kicks him in the face!
"BITE YOUR TONGUE!" Jason said! He yells the name for his finisher!! Jason started counting down from ten!
"Marcus has been eliminated!" Jason started laughing! Spike tried to blindside Jason!
"QUICK IDEA!" Jason grabs Spike and throws him off of the top of the cell! "CRAP! NO!" Spike hits the ground! Pinkie Pie ran to see if Spike is okay! He was down for ten counts!
"Spike has been Eliminated! Jason Alexander Cider has retained the EWE Championship!

"Good Job Jason! You won! But at what cost!" Spike still hasn't gotten up! Jason skimmed the cell back to the floor! Spike has been injured! The EMT's walk down the ramp and checked on Spike the main EMT waved his hoof for backup! The EMT's come with a stretcher! Jason was pissed!
"CELESTIA DAMMIT!" Jason punches the cell wall!

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long my bronies! LIKE! FAVORITE! BRONY ON!

Another Way Out!

Another Way Out!

"EHHH! Our very first P.P.V in two years! I'm so happy I could Burst!" Sweetie Belle yelled! "Sound Barrier said quote 'I have wonderful news for all ya Ponies out there!' I wonder what it could be!"

"I don't know, it can be anything! He's good and Evil, that's why he's SO AWESOME!" Scootaloo yelled.

"Yeah whatever you say Scoots! Wait, I have word...that he's coming out right NOW!"

"AHA!" He picks up the mic and starts to snicker! How are you guys tonight? Good? That's wonderful. Anyways! I'm starting a faction! We allredy have two out of six! Here they are...my dad...JASON!"

Nopony exists from the door, everypony waits for nothing, "Dad, that means come out! Hello...dad? Are you there?" Sound Barrier waits when an Image comes on the Titantron. It looks like a colt fixing a camera!

"What up my Juggalos? It's Jason commin' at ya!" The camera shows Jason with his sunglasses messed up. His hair was messed up more than normal! "I have...a-a-a cold! Yeah....a cold! You can see that" Jason terribly pretends to cough!

"Dad...why are you trying to trick us! We really don't care what you do out there!" Jason starts laughing and cracks his neck!
"I'm getting married again! My wife is..." Jason points the camera to the number one contender for the Diva's championship, Rainbow Dash! "Hey babe!"

"Wazzup Juggalos!" AppleJack said Jason turns off the camera.

"O-Kay? Next...is my pal, SPIKE!"

Spike runs in and climbs the cage! He looks at Sound Barrier and gives him a hug. "Four spots left so here is the sweepstakes!" Spike said.

"Well, kind of. I'm going to ask you all a question, and the four winners will be in the faction! Here it is. If me, Jason, and Spike, part of the band Hollywood Undead, who would we be? You have to awenser before the four first are chosen!"

"First match! Jason V.S Spike in Jason's version of a cage match!" Scootaloo yelled.

"Ever played games and yelled, why can't we throw these losers outside of the cage and still win?" Sweetie Belle asked. Scootaloo looked at the lowering cage.

"Jason did. He calls it an "another way out" match. Hint: Name of this p.p.v! Jason has never lost in a cell match so far Sweetie Belle. Do you think that this will stay the same?"

"Of cores it will Scootaloo! We both now that Jason is that awesome. You see, he's gonna wipe Marcus's butt all over the ring!"

"Do you think he will make it to the ring?"

"Hopefully!" Jason walks in the ring and starts to laugh!

"Oh hell yes!" Scotaloo started yelling as like she was getting attacked! Jason walks over to Scotaloo!

"I'm gonna win for you two. Got it bros!" They scream and Jason gives Sweetie Belle his hat! He runs into the ring and starts to laugh.

"You *censor* LOOSER! I'm way better than you can EVER WISH! I'm gonna prove it right now!" Marcus runs to the ring as Jason gets ready. When Marcus slide, Jason turned around and kicked him with one hoof in the lower Jaw. Marcus lays in pain.

"The next match is set for one Fall. The only way to win is to send your opponent threw the cage. First up, the challenger, Marcus!" Marcus tries to get up using the turnbuckle, "and the EWE champion, JASON!" Jason left the ring, and gave the cap he was wearing to Sweetie Belle. After that, he ran back into the ring. The bell rang, and Jason bolted. Murcus tried to hit him, but Jason ducked under the attack the attack.

"YES! NICE DUCK JASON! WIN! WIN! WIN!" Scootaloo yelled. Jason pushed the colt, and when he turned around, he speared him.

"SPEAR! JASON USED THE SPEAR! GOOD JOB JASON!" Sweetie yelled.

"You all are idiots...Marcus is gonna win, and WE...will be the power couple in EWE!" Trixie exclaimed. Sweetie Belle glanced at her.

"When did...you get here?" Scootaloo asked. Trixie rolled her eyes. Jason pulls the speared pony up and tosses him to the ropes. When he comes back, Jason ducked under him, and when he comes back AGAIN he jumped over him. When the colt came after him a third time, Jason tried to flip him, but got speared.

"Payback...is...a...*Censor* Jason! I'm gonna make you PAY!" He picks Jason up and throws him to the cage. Jason hits the cage and falls to the ring, the cage didn't brake. Vinyl Scratch ran out with the mich.

"The match is over...the winner is...MARCUS...give him the belt!"

Jason was shocked...why...why did Vinyl do that? Jason NEVER lost at Another Way Out, "Oh, and Jason...YOU'RE FIRED!" Jason closed his eyes and stood up. Marcus, didn't leave. Jason grabed his hoofs, mofed them behind his back...and wispered something in his ear. After that, he touched his head to the ground...and spined to place his head in the mat.

"W-WHAT! THAT'S AZREAL'S MOVE! THAT'S BLOOD HARVEST!" Sweetie Belle yelled.

"She fired Jason, but she didn't fire me! Azreal Dizaster, and you...are blood harvested!" The show...ended.

Author's Note

Jason, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are the P.P.V announcers.
1 is chosen!

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #4

After Jason got fired, he showed a side... that nopony expected. "You fired Jason, but you DIDN'T FIRE Azreal Dizaster!" is he after the EWE championship? What happened to Jason? Why did Vinyl fire him? All these will be answered and more, TONIGHT on EWE BOAST-BUSTERS!

"Welcome to EWE! My name is Spike, and covering for Pinkie Pie if EWE's own Azreal Dizaster!" Azreal laughs, "what did you think about what happened yesterday?"

"It's great! Jason is FINALLY GONE! Now it's my turn to shine." The titantron turned on with Jason holding the camera. Below it said previously recorded.

"Hey Juggalos! It's me! Jason commin' at ya one more time! So that mighty *censor* in charge said that I can get my job back...if I do one last thing! I wonder what else she's gonna do to *censor* MY LIFE UP! JASON OUT! WHOOP WHOOP!" Jason yelled over the titantron. The entire crowd scream out whoop whoop!

"Damn it! I don't want to turn back to Jason." Azreal said.

"But now I did," Jason said with a smile. He leans back in the chair and looks at Spike, "did you miss me *censor* breath?" Spike slumped in his chair.

"NO! Nobody did, you're just a little faggot, why did you even come back?" Jason eyes were wide.

"Vinyl wanted me to come back...*censor* if I know why, she's the *censor* that fired me," Spike rolled his eyes.

"Is everypony happy?" The crowd cheered, "I said, is everypony happy?" The crowed cheered louder. "That's good! Well, Jason, if you're wondering why I brought you here, remember the deal we made with the fans?" Jason smiled.

"The cross-gender match? What about it?" Vinyl grew a smile.

"We lied to these fans...we promised a match and we NEVER gave it to them...so lets make a deal," Jason raises an eyebrow. "We'll have this match and if you win, you'll become the NEW EWE champion, but if you loose, you'll NEVER be able to work in the EWE ever again. You can choose the match type out of a cage match, inferno match, or a broken bone match," Jason smiles.

"You think I'm some kind of *censor*? I choose the broken bone match...inside the steal cage," Vinyl nodded her head but then grew a fiendish smile.

"Wait, you didn't hear your opponent Jason...it'll be...your wife, Rainbow Dash!" the crowed booed her. Jason stood up and ran in the ring after Vinyl, "if you hit me Jason, the deal is off the counter." Jason calmed down, "so what do you say?" She raises her hand.

"IF I win, I get your job!" Jason says before shaking her hoof.

"NO! I didn't agree with that part Jason!" Jason leaves the ring.

"Sorry to late to call bull*censor*!" Vinyl looked sad and ran off. Jason grew a smile.

"You guys heard it first, Jason Cider will face off with Rainbow dash in a caged broken bone match. What a sadistic mother *censor* Jason is for agreeing with such a match," Spike said, Pinkie sat down.

"Jason only agreed to get his job back, you would do the same thing in his position Spike," Pinkie said and Spike jumped. He readjusted himself.

"To get his job back or not, that's like me having to fight Rarity, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I LOVE her to much to hurt her." Well, we'll be back on EWE!

"Welcome back, if you're just tuning in, Jason agreed to be in a match with the EWE diva Rainbow Dash," Spike grew angry.

"That's right, AGREED! That little faggot claims to 'love' RD, but would someone agree to place you in a caged broken bone match if they loved you? I sure hope not!"

"Jason had this to say," the titantron shows Jason backstage with Quick-Bolt, Big Mac, Sound Barrier, and the new kid, Frost.

"We at Hollywood do NOT agree with Spike talking bullshit about Jason!" Frost said.

"That's right Frosty, you're out Spike!" Sound Barrier jokes. Jason pushed his way out.

"ANYWAYS, the rest of Hollywood will be at my corner just in case Vinyl try's anything we wouldn't agree with!" Jason smiled and the screen shows Quick-Bolt.

"And if you don't think we're serious Vinyl," he looks over at Frost, "show them what you did Frosty," Frosty points to a car with a big HW in spray-paint on Vinyl's Car.

"Do you like it? It took twelve cans of paint to do it just right, but it's worth it! See ya at the main event!" The screen shows Jason as he punches the screen and breaks it.

"Here they come, with a combined weight of over 1000 pounds, HOLLYWOOD!" a long limousine rolls out and stops on the ramp. Frost opens the driver side door and rolls out the red carpet. He then walks to the door and opens a car door.

Jason walks out the door and points to the crowd. Quick-Bolt jumps from the top of the roof and joins Jason. Sound Barrier, Big Mac, Jason, and frost walked inside the ring. Jason levitates a mic close to him, "Spike, come here NOW!" Spike shook his head. "I Pinkie promise that I wont hurt you."

"Come on Spike, don't be a *censor*," Pinkie joked. Spike took his headset off and he got out of his chair.

Spike was holding a mic, "what do you want Jason?" Spike asked sliding into the ring. Jason lifted his hooves like he wanted a hug.

"Come on Spike, pack it in!" Spike was slow to react but as soon as he got close to Jason, Jason rolled and Frost ran and put Spike's head to his knee, "Don't you ever...ever...EVER say that I don't love my wife. Got it?" Jason points at Frost, "Pick this scum up Frosty...and you don't have to be nice to him afterward."

Frost drags the unconscious body of Spike offstage and out of the arena. Sound Barrier left with him.

"Here she comes, RAINBOW DASH!" nobody comes out. "RAINBOW DASH!" The announcer got confused.

"Baby?" The titantron showed a masked pony with RD tied up in a chair. Jason was shocked to see this.

"Hello Jason," The masked pony said. Her voice was scrambled and different then anyone he knows, "you don't know me, but I know you..." Rainbow Dash wakes up.

"Ja--Jason? is that you?" Jason freaked out.

"You hurt me Jason, so I'm gonna hurt you," the pony lifted up a steal chair and looked at RD, "you...love her Jason...don't you?"

"If you hurt her, I swear to God I will find you and I will KILL YOU!" The masked pony laughed.

"You're not in the position to make demands, Jason. Oh, and you should really watch you're tone with me." The bell rings and Jason is declared the winner by forfeit. "All I want, Jason, is to see you as hurt...like the time you hurt me...and I will never forgive you Jason. Get him boys! I want him to watch this." Hayseed and Gabriel entered the ring and attacked the attacking Quick-Bolt with the steal chair they were holding. They then ambushed Jason. Hitting him with chairs and forced him to look at the titantron, "I didn't want this to happen, Jason...you forced my hoof...I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. We could of been friends." The masked pony lifted the chair over his head and bashed it over Rainbow Dash a couple of times. Blood covered Rainbow's head as tears rolled down Jason's face. After it was done it looked back at the camera, "Find me Jason...I'll be waiting,"

Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #5

Last time on EWE Boast-Busters, Jason was surprised to find Rainbow Dash kidnapped by a mysterious Masked Pony. Even after this, Jason still won the match due to default. Who is the Masked Pony? What will happen to Vinyl since Jason is the new EWE Champion? All these questions will be answered on EWE Boast-Busters.

Jason entered the arena with a mic in his hands. He had a stern look on his face, he was angry.

"Last week on EWE, a certain somepony kidnapped and attacked my wife, Rainbow Dash." Jason entered the ring. "I WILL find whoever did this and--" Jason was interrupted.

Trixie entered the stage with a smile on her face. She lifted the mic. "Jason, as 'devastated' as I am to hear about what happened to RD, we just don't have the time to deal with those problems. We need to focus on one thing, me becoming the new EWE Diva's Champion."

"You want to become the new EWE Diva's champion, Trixie? Fine, you'll get that match against the number one contender, Twilight Sparkle at Green Envy." Trixie was angry, "Oh, and before you go and use magic, anyone caught using magic by the special referee will resort in a disqualification."

"Who's the special referee?" Trixie asked. Jason grew a huge smile on his face.

"Thanks for asking, the special referee will be the GM, Jason Cider!" Trixie started yelling but soon she ran off.

Jason was standing for a while smiling. "Hey ponies, the next match will be--" the titantron showed The Masked Pony holding a steal chair. At the bottom it read "via satellite."

"Hey, Jason, you didn't forget about me already did you?" The Masked Pony asked. "I'll show you who I am, but not now. You'll have to wait until Green Envy to get your revenge. But we still want you to be mad when we fight, because when I revival myself to you Jason, I want you to be destroyed. I'm also not coming out for nothing, Jason, so you have a choice: Either you put your EWE Championship on the line...or your JOB! You can't take any of it back afterward, Jason, so chose wisely, and I'll be looking forward to next week."

"I'll put my life on the line to beat you, Masked Pony, so I chose my EWE Championship."

"I accept, of course. But now I need you to listen closely, Jason. I still have RD, and if you do ANYTHING that I don't like, I will hurt her." Jason got angrier, "to prove to you that I'm not just messing with you, bring her here, Hayseed!" Hayseed pulled the unconscious Rainbow Dash over to the camcorder.

"RD! I'll find you baby! I promise." The Masked Pony got irritated.

"Don't make promises that you know you can't keep! HAYSEED, give me the pliers!" Hayseed did as he was told and gave The Masked Pony a pair of pliers. "One for you." The pony said as it put the pliers to its hoof and squeezed them, causing it to bleed. "And then, one for me!" it took the pliers to Rainbow Dash and grabbed a tooth. A pony ran out onto the stage with big print on his shirt that read security.

"Mr. Cider, we've found the location of the Masked Pony as you asked."

The Masked Pony stopped. "What did he say?" it asked.

"Were are they?"

"They're at the old abandoned factory on Elm Street!" Security said. "That's only a two blocks away!" Jason smiles as he runs for his car.

"Everybody get out NOW!"

Jason made it to the factory, and all of them were still there. Hayseed ran over to Jason, but Jason hit him in the face, knocking him out.

"Where are you? Where is that Masked *censor*." The Masked Pony held a bamboo cane was taunting Jason. Before he was able to react, the Masked Pony began to speak.

"Wait Jason, you need to think about this, would you rather attack me, or save your wife?" The Masked Pony pointed to Gabriel loading RD into a van. Jason hesitated for a second, but then he was off, grabbing RD from Gabriel and knocking him out. As soon as he turned around however, The Masked Pony was gone.